2018 Miami Croquetazo

update Mar 20 Darron Breeden has a video

update Rise Miami News has a contest video


1st 154 Geoffrey Esper falls short of Carmen Cincottis record of 158 by 4
2nd 141 Darron Breeden
3rd 116 Gideon Oji 4 croqueta deduction
4th 80 Eric “Badlands” Booker
5th 38 Darrien “Cheesecurd” Thomas
6th 34 Jia Lee
7th 26 Alex “Moose” Perez
DQ ? Victor Aldrich

The contest can be viewed on Facebook Live

Comments (4)


  1. Anonymous said

    March 12, 2018 @ 12:51 pm

    Geoffrey is a beast. I heard the croquetazos were crying and screaming as he crushed them with his man paws and man jaw.

  2. anonymous said

    March 12, 2018 @ 2:01 pm

    If you listen to Rise Miami’s video closely, you can hear some of the 154 croqs screaming and wailing.

  3. Anonymous said

    March 12, 2018 @ 2:01 pm

    Damn moose finished last again
    has he ever won any money? How is he even ranked?

  4. Jeopardy said

    March 12, 2018 @ 4:46 pm

    At 2:01-

    According to the eatfeats database, he has won $ at one event.

    Asking for $300, Alex.

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