Dave "US Male" Goldstein completed an Ironman Triathlon (26.2 mile run, 2.4 mile swim & 112 mile bike ride) in Louisville on Sunday. (result page)


  1. anonymous said

    October 18, 2017 @ 8:18 am

    Who cares? This is an eating blog . Just like you don’t want poker in this arena same should apply to this. Post this on a track and field blog . Expect the 65 yr old loser and very poor competitive eater from Plainview to stick his two cents into this any minute now

  2. Anonymous said

    October 18, 2017 @ 9:04 am

    That’s awesome, nice work Dave!

  3. Randy Santel said (Registered June 2, 2010)

    October 18, 2017 @ 9:45 am

    Yeah!!! Congratulations Dave, awesome job!!

  4. Anonymous said

    October 18, 2017 @ 10:22 am

    Congrats Dave!! Awesome job!

  5. Many DO Care! said

    October 18, 2017 @ 10:31 am

    Congratulations Dave!

  6. Anonymous said

    October 18, 2017 @ 10:43 am

    way to go Dave!

  7. Anonymous said

    October 18, 2017 @ 10:44 am

    8:18am has trouble eating 11 hot dogs, gets mad at everyone else when they accomplish something spectacular

  8. Anonymous said

    October 18, 2017 @ 1:28 pm

    Hooray for Dave. That is quite an accomplishment! This is about eaters who have other athletic talents too. US Male falls into this category. Poker is not for athletes but usually is for losers.

  9. ErikTheElectric said (Registered January 11, 2015)

    October 18, 2017 @ 2:29 pm

    Congrats Dave!

  10. anonymous said

    October 18, 2017 @ 3:12 pm

    I heard 8:18am will be competing in an Ironroach competition. Feats include fumigating his apt, splashing around in his mold fill tub, taking a cab to the ER.

  11. Anonymous said

    October 18, 2017 @ 6:55 pm

    We know the former #50 guy will come up with some cockamamie BS about how Goldstein took a cab from point to point and is too fat to do this.

  12. pingeh pongeh said

    October 19, 2017 @ 12:51 am

    thats fucking awesome! congrats man

  13. anonymous said

    October 19, 2017 @ 9:18 am

    Hes too cheap to take a cab from point to point He probably took the train

  14. anonymous said

    October 19, 2017 @ 11:58 am

    I wonder how Allen Goldstein would perform in a track and swim triathalon? The 65 yr old fart would probably be out of breath after 1/8 of a mile. As far as swimming that is totally out of the question unless he secured his bad hairpiece with massive applications of crazy glue

  15. Anonymous said

    October 20, 2017 @ 12:31 am

    Erik the cheater is back

  16. anonymous said

    October 20, 2017 @ 2:04 pm

    eat a 5lb burger in less than 2 min or bench press 300 lbs or squat 400 Then ill be impressed. running and swimming are for pussies

  17. Anonymous said

    October 21, 2017 @ 3:05 pm

    2:04 is seiken, seiken you can’t do any of that shit so why bother making comments, you are one unathletic fuck who can’t choke down 11 hot dogs

  18. BTW i have a mouth odor said

    October 21, 2017 @ 6:08 pm

    And you can’t accomplish any of the above either so shut the fuck up

  19. Anonymous said

    October 21, 2017 @ 6:16 pm

    I bet seiken would drown if he attempted to do a swim that long

  20. anonymous said

    October 21, 2017 @ 10:34 pm

    as stated in past comment i truly believe that allen goldstein twopay would fall off his corroded scalp if he tried to swim 0.8 miles regardless of how much crazy glue he applied to it

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