Dave "US Male" Goldstein finished Sunday's Philadelphia Marathon in 4:45. Yasir Salem completed the race in 5:49. (official race results)

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  1. anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 10:05 am

    What kind of Marathon was this? An aging fatso skipping through the streets of Philly with a 6xxxxx shirt to hide the pot belly we have seen in past eating videos. Real athletes like Yasir deserve to be in the race and not him The only thing missing was shorty cuz and his flabby arms horse teeth and liberache special huffing and puffing after a a mile

  2. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    November 26, 2014 @ 11:16 am

    Kudos to the US Male! The man delivers more consistently than Teleflora!

  3. Anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 11:20 am

    I hear a miserable postal worker was in the crowd handing out cups of roach gravy to all the runners.

  4. Anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 12:14 pm

    Explain how someone doesn’t deserve to be in any type of road race! They do it for the love of it, not prize money. You are one jealous stubborn individual. Can you do any better? Kudos to these 2 multi-talented young men.

  5. anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 2:38 pm

    Dave is not fat and does not have a pot belly. He looks great! He’s been training real hard for the race!

  6. Anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 2:51 pm

    Real athlete like Yasir? No disrespect to Yasir but you do realize that US Male finished over 1hr ahead of him? Get your facts straight.

  7. anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 3:06 pm

    seiken can’t hold the jocks of the real athletes of competitive eating, only can bitch here under an assumed name…….pathetic!

  8. anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 3:10 pm

    Seiken is working on a six pack i hear and hes been bench press 230 How do you like dem apples?

  9. anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 3:12 pm

    Who cares about his stupid marathons More attention seeking crap Go do what you do best deliver mail in the freezing sleet and snow and catch pnemonia . Some postal workers are smart enough to work indoors during cold weather or not show up at all

  10. anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 3:15 pm

    I would bet more than the geek much more that if roles were reversed Seiken was a carrier delivering mail in shitty weather and Golstein worked indoors gold short cuz would talk about what a fool Seiken is and how smart his cuz is for working indoors

  11. anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 3:16 pm

    Not fat you say? Let him run around shirtless and avoid holding in his gut for the camera then we can judge who is chubby and who isnt ?

  12. Anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 4:11 pm

    Why are you so infatuated with Dave’s weight? He ran a damn marathon. If he is 400 lbs with a huge beer gut, he still ran it in a respectable time. Lol for more attention. He didn’t post the comment on here about it. Let’s see you do it and don’t use age as an excuse. You haven’t showed us anything yet Seiken. All talk, no results.

  13. Anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 4:22 pm

    230 ounces? not impressed

  14. anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 4:26 pm

    It just seems odd that all of a sudden hes on a health kick. What happened to the 40 some odd years he was stuffing his face with twinkies cheesesteak pizza wings ? Eat eat eat only live once

  15. Anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 4:27 pm

    There were people well over the age of 80 who finished the philly marathon, seiken chalk full of excuses would never have the balls to lace em up and run even a 5K.

  16. anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 4:34 pm

    Seiken is a chef Seiken is a journalist Seiken is a musician Seiken is a pickle champ Seiken is a talk show host Can US male claim to be any of those?

  17. Anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 5:09 pm

    Which six pack is Seiken working on? Bud or Coors?

  18. Anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 5:35 pm

    Pickle champ ~ cheap trophy. Local wing bowl champ ~ $40k pathfinder. Enough said!

  19. Freddie mercury said

    November 26, 2014 @ 5:38 pm

    Seiken now wants to see a video of a grown hairy man running around without a shirt? Sounds like a closet opening.

  20. anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 5:55 pm

    Pathfinders brand new go for around 27K now 2012 same price Who you kidding

  21. anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 6:17 pm

    Maybe Seiken would say something nice about his good showing if he said something positive about him but thats not happening anytime soon

  22. Anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 6:44 pm

    Bud and coors too expensive for seiken, natty light is more his speed

  23. Anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 6:44 pm

    I am sure Dave would show you the window sticker or 1099 he got from WIP for his taxes if you don’t believe that 2013 Pathfinders are that high. How about an answer for us mailman

  24. anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 7:11 pm

    How bout we stop fighting try to get along even though we hate each other just try to say something positive about the other person because constantly pointing fingers at someone making nasty remarks only answers with another nasty remark . I got this ha ha and you dont ? So childish its not funny

  25. Anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 7:28 pm

    Who cares what Dave won it is still way more valuable then ANYTHING seiken will ever win; I wonder if OJ can do a rundown of seikens lifetime winnings vs us males

  26. anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 9:01 pm

    Yeah thats right who gives a shit what Dave won it puts no money in Seiken pocket or anyone else on this site and why dont some you casual observers that remain silent on this site because you enjoy being entertained at someone else expense, say something for christ sake !

  27. anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 9:03 pm

    Dave Goldstein is like a 5yr old Can you imagine playing monopoly or cards with him when he was a little kid? Probably cheated in card games or board games and bragged about his bicycle or how many comic books he has . I could imagine how his friends must have suffered

  28. anonymous said

    November 26, 2014 @ 9:37 pm

    Seiken’s favorite board games are: Stinkopoly, Chutes and Roaches, and Smellyland

  29. Anonymous said

    November 27, 2014 @ 12:14 am

    Enjoy your lonely Thanksgiving without family or friends to share your gourmet cooking and bubbly conversations.

  30. Professor Pepperwinkle said

    November 27, 2014 @ 12:42 am

    To sum it up in lamens terms in regard to Mr Seiken in order to be accurate, the title of this section should be “One Dimensional Equations of Motion for Constant Acceleration”. Given that such a title would be a stylistic nightmare, let me begin this section with the following qualification. The equations of motion are valid only when acceleration is constant and motion is constrained to a straight line. With that said Seiken name represents consistency and motion when dealing with comments related to hate

    Given that we live in a three dimensional universe in which the only constant is change, you may be tempted to dismiss this section outright. It would be correct to say that no object has ever traveled in a straight line with constant acceleration anywhere in the universe at any time — not today, not yesterday, not tomorrow, not five billion years ago, not thirty billion years in the future, never. This I can say with absolute metaphysical certainty. so we have a better understanding of Mr Seiken and his percentage ratio

  31. anonymous said

    November 27, 2014 @ 12:45 am

    And Goldstein favorite games are Smelly Midgets vs Spitting Magilla Gorilla and Liberache plastic Wig game

  32. anonymous said

    November 27, 2014 @ 12:53 am

    Warms the soul that smelly midget and his fat ugly gorilla cuz will be spending some quality time together for thanksgiving LMFAO

  33. anonymous said

    November 27, 2014 @ 11:01 am

    Finished the marathon who gives a flying rats ass what he does.

  34. anonymous said

    November 27, 2014 @ 11:11 am

    You forgot to mention Shitstein finished 7585 practically dead last . He finished it so what ? My late grandmother could have finished it LOL LOL LOL

  35. Anonymous said

    November 27, 2014 @ 12:59 pm

    Seiken has no GF, no guests, no dinner gathering, nothing! He wasn’t at the Borgata either. A grown child with a wild imagination.

  36. anonymous said

    November 27, 2014 @ 1:06 pm

    Allen Shitstein has 2 friends Jarvis and the gorilla We cannot verify his imaginary friend with the boat,. His dad dumped him his brother and mother when he was 4 or 5 and he met his wife on a blind date dating service No woman over 5 ’4 would even look at him

  37. anonymous said

    November 27, 2014 @ 1:07 pm

    Seiken has 2 sisters two kids and a GF You cant even conceive kids you impodent fool Go eat your 59 cents a lb turkey

  38. anonymous said

    November 27, 2014 @ 1:09 pm

    Sad sad sad how two two pathetic losers who’s lives are so miserable resort to bashing on the internet when we all know either especially shorty would dare confront him with this talk in person

  39. anonymous said

    November 27, 2014 @ 1:10 pm

    He was at the Borgata last night you should know thats your second home loser

  40. anonymous said

    November 27, 2014 @ 1:22 pm

    Has anyone seen Seiken’s dead beat dad mug shot? The cops made him take off his cheap steel wool wig.

  41. anonymous said

    November 27, 2014 @ 6:00 pm

    Finishing 7585 sounds about right thats about where he finished in his last poker tournament at Borgata

  42. Ahnold said

    November 27, 2014 @ 7:36 pm

    “working on”a 230 bench? 230 is for girlymen. This is a real man benching 225. Seiken is “working on” just 5 pounds more, which means he is really benching far less

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee2cWddxHdI

  43. Anonymous said

    November 27, 2014 @ 9:37 pm

    Maybe Dave called that taxi service to get to the finish line again. Shame he couldn’t give Yasir a ride.

  44. anonymous said

    November 28, 2014 @ 12:34 am

    230 for someone in his 50′s is not bad considering he used to bench press 340 before you were born like Reagan administation

  45. anonymous said

    November 29, 2014 @ 9:09 am

    You know what i think Shmelkin is full of shit about winning 4 grand at the Borgata because i was there the other night and its nearly impossible to get into a tournament because they dont have them. They list them but they have a hard time getting enough people to register. Maybe he won 4grand at cash game . I hope the doo rag did not have an odor

  46. anonymous said

    November 29, 2014 @ 9:29 am

    Shmelkin speed in poker is more along the lines of $50 buy in at the Flamingo Hotel where the tournament pots are under $1000

  47. anonymous said

    November 29, 2014 @ 11:03 am

    Smeilkin might be the Geek

  48. anonymous said

    November 29, 2014 @ 2:07 pm

    It is understandable why intelligent people like Rhonda Evans rarely visit here anymore after reading this stupidity

  49. Anonymous said

    November 29, 2014 @ 2:18 pm

    might be? is there any doubt that he is

  50. Ahnold said

    November 29, 2014 @ 3:00 pm

    “bench press 340″ my Austrian ass. Unless he has proof, he’s full of shit. Its like the good looking girls he dated, complete fabrications. Maybe 340 is housing code lingo for roach infestation

  51. anonymous said

    November 29, 2014 @ 4:41 pm

    or 340 is his GF weight

  52. anonymous said

    November 29, 2014 @ 5:03 pm

    230 not 340 You never dated a good looking girl in your entire life Goldshit

  53. anonymous said

    November 29, 2014 @ 5:07 pm

    Seiken told me once he was with Goldshit at the East buffet and Goldshit kept staring at a young couple but more than staring like glaring for almost half hour. Seiken asked why were you staring ? His stupid response was ” I think they just met from the way they interacted” If it was anyone else he would have got slugged in the face by the guy who was with the girl or cursed out with an opening line of What the f— are you looking at ? How rude can you get ?

  54. Anonymous said

    November 29, 2014 @ 5:19 pm

    Hey but honestly guys and gals, let’s tip our hats to MLE ranked eater Yasir Salem for being so multi-talented. To finish a marathon as a current ranked eater is quite the accomplishment.

  55. anonymous said

    November 29, 2014 @ 6:58 pm

    Yes he deserves a tipped hst not the other loser

  56. major league eater soon to turn gambling pro said

    November 29, 2014 @ 7:25 pm

    Im gping to the borgata tonight to compete in another tournament The other night i picked up another cool 4grand and blew away all competition Lame if you ask me I think i might go pro and let the deadbeats that work civil service jobs stay there till they rot

  57. anonymous said

    November 29, 2014 @ 7:26 pm

    looking forward to the geeks picks I made enough money playing his picks to take a trip to New Zealand

  58. anonymous said

    November 29, 2014 @ 8:19 pm

    If you want to make big money bet the geek
    if you want to make big money bet the geek
    if you want to make big money and your not afraid to show it
    If you want to make big money bet the geek

  59. Anonymous said

    November 29, 2014 @ 10:00 pm

    Isn’t it the goal of this sight to get rid of smart people?

  60. anonymous said

    November 29, 2014 @ 10:15 pm

    Geek Smeillken win tournaments by stinking out the table so the other players run away and leave their chips.

  61. anonymous said

    November 29, 2014 @ 11:57 pm

    1015 the idea is to make money at poker and if it takes stinking up the table instead of playing chess with them then so be it

  62. anonymous said

    November 29, 2014 @ 11:58 pm

    Yes it is 10pm yes it is

  63. matty said

    December 1, 2014 @ 1:44 pm

    wow is this a rubber room for nuts.good job fellas

  64. Anonymous said

    December 2, 2014 @ 11:22 am

    Why are u posting about ppl who aren’t eaters? Even when he tried to be he’s retired. Don’t waste our time.

  65. anonymous said

    December 2, 2014 @ 12:05 pm

    1201am comment has me laughing so hard i burst a blood vessel

  66. Anonymous said

    December 3, 2014 @ 2:11 am

    Hahaha

  67. anonymous said

    December 3, 2014 @ 2:59 am

    got back from Borgata picked up another 2 grand playing cash game poker. Split 2 pots *rubbing his hands” Ahhh the smell of cool hard cash

  68. anonymous said

    December 3, 2014 @ 10:22 am

    Who gives a shit about how much money you made at the Borgata? What does any of this have to do with a great contest like Wingbowl?

  69. anonymous said

    December 3, 2014 @ 1:05 pm

    As usual 10:22, it is the same angry individual seeking attention from others.

  70. anonymous said

    December 3, 2014 @ 4:44 pm

    Do ypu think he picks up chicks? Well hmm hmm hmm

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