In Nela Zisser's video of last month's Nathan's qualifier in Houston, George Shea reuses Crazy Legs Conti's "popcorn sarcophagus" / "David Blaine of the bowel" biography to introduce a competitor around the 4 minute mark. In Sunday's gyro contest, he recycled Allen "Shredder" Goldstein's introduction.


  1. Anonymous said

    May 20, 2016 @ 6:50 pm

    I’m convinced wu is OJ

  2. Anonymous said

    May 20, 2016 @ 9:41 pm

    I would go with that except for one small issue, the fact that OJ doesn’t have an ego and doesn’t act like a know it all. He probably could eat more than her and not need huge towels to wipe her filthy mouth.

  3. anonymous said

    May 20, 2016 @ 9:42 pm

    OJ Wu-kin?

  4. Evil Pony said

    May 20, 2016 @ 10:34 pm

    Yeeehawwww Nela Yeeehawwww Yeeehawwww Nela what happened why such a bad number????? Yeeehawwww is it because the hot dogs don’t taste like subway sandwiches Yeeehawwww Yeeehawwww

  5. Anonymous said

    May 20, 2016 @ 10:47 pm

    Wu should disappear-kin. She burns every bridge she has-kin.

  6. anonymous said

    May 20, 2016 @ 11:58 pm

    Oh boo hoo

  7. anonymous said

    May 20, 2016 @ 11:59 pm

    Oink oink oink who cares oink oink

  8. anonymous said

    May 21, 2016 @ 2:33 am

    stupid analogy Conti is not even in the same league as Blaine. Blaine has attempted stunts beyond those of mortal men . The popcorn stunt is beneath him

  9. Titties said

    May 21, 2016 @ 6:11 am

    I love me some titties. All kinds. My name is Titties, and I don’t discriminate against Titties. Geeez heck yeeeehhhaaawww

  10. Anonymous said

    May 21, 2016 @ 8:30 pm

    The taste of hot dog wieners and sausages can be a bit much without breads. Of all things, I imagine hot dogs would be one of the less appealing foods to eat competitively. I know it’s not meant to be based on pleasure but still…

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