Kobayashi eats 67 hot dogs at Kobi Dogs debut

update July 8
Facebook gallery by Takeru Kobayashi
Facebook gallery & contest video by Dave “US Male” Goldstein, who credits the coaching of Allen Goldstein for his personal best
Interview with Takeru Kobayashi at contest
Daily Meal article about contest
International Business Times article about Kobayashi

Full results from Will Millender
1) Takeru Kobayashi 67
2) Dave Brunelli 30-something
3) Dave “US Male” Goldstein 28
4) Wayne Algenio 24
5) Will Millender 17.5
6) Dimitry “The Ukraine Train” Shchupak 17

update Kobayashi ate 67 hot dogs (I have not been able to find any other results)

Gizmodo.com has reposted Deadspin.com’s article from 2011 about Takeru Kobayashi breaking with Major League Eating.

Comments (84)


  1. Blizzz said (Registered July 16, 2008)

    July 4, 2013 @ 2:58 pm

    Go Kobi Go!!!

  2. BigWillTheChamp said (Registered February 1, 2009)

    July 4, 2013 @ 3:15 pm

    Brunelli did in the 30s. Don’t remember. Goldstein did 28. Wayne did 24. I did 17.5 and Ukraine train did 17. Jamie and johnnie did not compete.

  3. anonymous said

    July 4, 2013 @ 4:30 pm

    Does Kobayashi actually think this stupid event is going to capture the eyes of the media? ESPN doesn’t even know this event ever existed. Sign the freakin IFOCE contract already. You are making a total ass of yourself

  4. Anonymous said

    July 4, 2013 @ 6:26 pm

    Brunelli are 34

  5. Anonymous said

    July 4, 2013 @ 6:27 pm


  6. Male Fan said

    July 4, 2013 @ 6:36 pm

    The hotdogs were 2 oz each, same as Nathan’s. Buns not sure. US Male was flying out of the gate plus his cuz the Shredder was there as his coach and time keeper, pushing him thru 25 to 28. All totals were legit, every one there was nice as can be, a great bunch of guys. Much better organized than Crif. Hope this contest is a steady thing. So leave all your stupid comments you want, it don’t mean squat.

  7. WaYnEyWoNDeR said (Registered September 17, 2012)

    July 4, 2013 @ 6:44 pm

    I ate 24 1/2

  8. Anonymous said

    July 4, 2013 @ 6:45 pm


  9. Kobi fan said

    July 4, 2013 @ 7:07 pm

    Official numbers: 10 minute contest

    Kobayashi – 67
    David Brunelli – 34
    Dave Goldstein – 28.5
    Wayne Algenio – 24.5
    Will Millender – 17.5
    Dimitry Shchupak – 17

    Jamie McDonald & Johnnie Excel had to pull out of this event.

  10. Kobi fan said

    July 4, 2013 @ 7:28 pm

    Kobayashi – $15,000
    Brunelli – $5,000
    Goldstein – $2,500
    Algenio – $1,000

  11. anonymous said

    July 4, 2013 @ 8:09 pm

    Oh it does mean squat to you Male fan or you would ignore them.

  12. anonymous said

    July 4, 2013 @ 8:12 pm

    70 or bust? Hes not going anywhere. He be competing till he drops dead and at the rate he;s going his arteries are nearly shot to hell anyway. Bypass wont even help > He will need a new heart period !

  13. Anonymous said

    July 4, 2013 @ 8:25 pm

    Chestnut is auditioning for a part in the Walking Dead. He will not see 40.

  14. Anonymous said

    July 4, 2013 @ 9:55 pm

    met kobi today even though his english is a little rough around the edges he is one of the most if not the most nicest competitive eater ever. Actions speak louder than words and he took the time to take a photo with every single person that approached him even though i know he was hurting from all the hot dogs. He even went around meeting and greeting people at the hotel during a cocktail hr after the contest! Didnt matter who you were he was always polite with a smile the guy is a real class act!

  15. Anonymous said

    July 4, 2013 @ 10:12 pm

    Espn doesn’t recognize events or leagues they don’t televise. If fox sports or nbc had the spelling bee, they wouldn’t cover it at all.

  16. anonymous said

    July 4, 2013 @ 10:17 pm

    Hes a class act and polite because hes pulling in $$$ for a few minutes that takes most of us 6months or more to make . Youre making shit and supporting him while hes throwing you a smile. Your as dumb as you look

  17. Anonymous said

    July 5, 2013 @ 8:46 am

    Even in the posh conditions I bet the person who is hating on this event and we all know who it is could barely put up 10

  18. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    July 5, 2013 @ 9:31 am

    10:17, you could say that about any sports figure. I suspect you just resent the guy because he is not personable with you.

    But, also, let’s look at it another way, using me in the example. The Great 8 (Alex Ovechkin) pulls down over $10 million a year before taxes. I neither expect him to give me a dime, nor does he even have the foggiest idea I even exist (though I follow him and his fiance’—-tennis player Maria Kirilenko—-on Twitter).

    I’m a fan because I love his talent and passion perhaps more than any other sports figure today. My “payment” as a true fan is the joy I get watching him knock the crap out of opposing players with body shots, and watching him score goals.

  19. anonymous said

    July 6, 2013 @ 8:40 pm

    All i can say is Kobi blew it. He has become an independent loner. Yeah he is making money but he dumped all his IFOCE buddies for $$$$. Just think of how loved and admired he would have been if he held on with MLE. Miki Sudo who speaks fluent Japanese could have been his interpreter and he could finally find someone he could hold a real conversation with instead of Evil Maggie. Lets face it Maggie is no eater just his business partner right ?

  20. Picture tells a thousand words said

    July 6, 2013 @ 9:41 pm

    If you can access this pic it is real sad . I could see US Male screwing over the Sheas but his cousin looks like hes flaunting the fact that he left MLE. You can tell he is itching to compete in the contest. Both Goldsteins look like they put on a few pounds. The only eater in shape is Dave Brunelli

  21. Anonymous said

    July 6, 2013 @ 10:54 pm

    @picture so you are in better shape than us male? Doubt it.

  22. Anonymous said

    July 6, 2013 @ 11:34 pm

    What is so sad about the pic? What does “flaunting the fact that he left MLE” mean? How did US Male screw over the Shea’s? Bet you wish you were in the pic, don’t you? Instead of trying to interpret pictures with people who want no part of you, concentrate on making more smoothie and ice cream recipe videos.

  23. Anonymous said

    July 7, 2013 @ 3:36 am

    How does Seiken BS manage to register under so many different names. May be his only “talent”. We all know you are jealous of everyone but what a nasty nasty person you have become. You spit on everyone even those who helped you and supported you through the years. Tomorrow or who knows, even now, maybe Brunelli will get your anger. You are not to be trusted, ever.

  24. Jammer said

    July 7, 2013 @ 4:48 am

    So WTF! Nice pic. Those guys are having fun. Mind your own fucking bizness you 941 trouble making MF!

  25. anonymous said

    July 7, 2013 @ 7:17 am

    336 are you so obsessed with Seiken that you feel the need to wake up at 3 o’clock in the AM and tell Seiken how you feel? I bet you must dream about him . I know they cant be erotic ones cause then i know you got serious issues. Who are these people that helped and supported Seiken? Did this so called help and support increase the $$$ in his bank account.? Like Gentleman Jee once said 25 cent for the parking meter is Seiken net profit in competitive eating. . In other words Seiken doesnt owe anyone shit and those same dont owe Seiken anything. If i knew who you were i would spit on you too. Any more bright suggestions . If not go back to bed you need the beauty sleep

  26. anonymous said

    July 7, 2013 @ 7:24 am

    What is so sad is spoiled brat shredder who still whining over getting crushed by Yasir Saleem in Charlotte to the point where he just had to put on a criff dog shirt in a video to show his non alliance with an organization that has always treated him with dignity and respect. So you lost a tough one. How may other times did you make it to Coney? Seiken never got in once . His cuz is perfect example of misery loves company . “Yeah Allen hop aboard with us and go indy . You dont want any part of those Sheas and MLE after they screwed you out of a spot at Coney” He says hes done with CE but just wait a few months when he gets the itch to compete again

  27. anonymous said

    July 7, 2013 @ 7:27 am

    717 is right on . Brownie points won’t pay the bills

  28. anonymous said

    July 7, 2013 @ 7:37 am

    336 the same case can be made about Kobayashi screwing over his friends that have helped him all these years but hes making mucho dinero in the interim . What has Seiken made ? Shit on rye . So next time you talk about screwing over people that helped you . think about whats real important in this day and age and thats keeping a roof over your head and looking out for your best interests If those same people that got screwed over but helped to keep that roof over his head , then your point is valid. Helping someone create videos for entertainment is a noble gesture but it doesnt put food on the table . Think about it

  29. Anonymous said

    July 7, 2013 @ 8:15 am

    Seiken talks to himself and answers himself. I suppose it is efficient for him.

  30. anonymous said

    July 7, 2013 @ 9:53 am

    This is off topic but i thought i would bring this to everyone attention. There is a smart ass dude on twitter who goes by the name of partybot sniffing up comp eaters asses using an alias cause the little douche bag is afraid to post his real name. Your a wanna be asshole following established eaters in the sport in the sport while you make a total ass of yourself just to get a rise out of people. Your latest tweet asking for someone to post a pic of OJ Rifkin nude is hardly comical by any stretch. Get a life you dumb jerkoff . This is your lucky day because your claim to fame about 5 sentences worth on this post which is more than you deserve you disorientated piece of sh== Get a life and more importantly get a boyfriend

  31. Anonymous said

    July 7, 2013 @ 10:15 am

    7:37 say what? I thought about it. Who ever said competitive eating or friends within were going to make money for others? Being a real friend means loyalty and not telling shit publicly and so much more. More cuckoo clock thinking. Apologies to the cuckoo clock, one of Germany’s best inventions, other things not so much.

  32. anonymous said

    July 7, 2013 @ 10:25 am

    It is amazing that one person can be so possessed with a few choice individuals. You tell people that you are losing weight and trying to look better (which will never happen) but make stupid imaginary comments about others putting weight on when they haven’t (or they just completed a contest which would explain the puffiness). Your hateful words mean nothing.

    I want to know where it was said that Allen Goldstein has gone Indy. How exactly is it screwing the Sheas by not wanting to renew an MLE contract? Sounds like he is done with competitive eating but still socializes with those he used to compete with. So what, who cares. Get over it!!! He doesn’t like you. He doesn’t want to socialize with you. He doesn’t want to be in your company. Neither do alot of others in the world of competitive eating. Lots of good ole 4th of July comraderie between eaters and friends, old and new, yet nobody for BS to hang with. What a shame.

  33. anonymous said

    July 7, 2013 @ 11:20 am

    10:25 you seem to have a twisted pic. I doubt Seiken wants to socialize with them. He wants to get his digs in on both of them and the more you or them respond back he will come back for more. So why dont you just give it rest because you cant win ok?

  34. Anonymous said

    July 7, 2013 @ 11:21 am

    In Seiken’s sad world, time and space seem not to move. US Male left MLE almost 3 years ago, Shredder’s loss in Charlotte and decision to give up CE was over a year ago. Unlike others who “retire” and are back after a quick break, Allen stayed true to his word. How does supporting his cousin or friend in a contest on July 4th make him a whining, spoiled brat? The only one whining around here is Seiken, admit it… You wish the Goldsteins, X, Conti and countless others who had it with your negativity, gave you the time of day. It’s obvious they won’t so please, be realistic for once in your life and just move on.

  35. Anonymous said

    July 7, 2013 @ 11:27 am

    If Allen Goldstein had an itch to compete, wouldn’t it have already happened?

  36. anonymous said

    July 7, 2013 @ 11:32 am

    The truth hurts 1121 ? Its really getting to you that i exposed your cowardly little ass on your fav blog . Oh yeah its killing Seiken that X Conti and the Goldsteins wont give him the time of day. Its at the point where the man is losing sleep over it. Wahhhh wahhhh why wont Goldstein Conti and X talk to him anymore . Oh god how can he go on? Is there life without them ? No its you that needs to move on and mind your fuckin biz with things that don’t pertain to you. Do you honestly have a life ? Its 90 degrees out . Go to the beach meet a man have sex. Stop preoccupying your life with a former pickle champ

  37. anonymous said

    July 7, 2013 @ 12:11 pm

    1121 just post your real name and quit the mindgames ok? You are just as much of an ass by contributing to this charade as the other guy

  38. seiken fan said

    July 7, 2013 @ 1:36 pm

    to those of you that insist on calling Mr Seiken ungrateful Up until the other he held on to two of the 4 gifts that Crazy Legs gave to him during the taping of BB corner in 2006. He gave Seiken a bottle of vodka , dale boone baseball cap , a 24 second clock tea shirt and a cracked cafeteria tray. The tray and the hat are gone but he still wears the shirt proudly from time to time. The bottle of vodka was never opened until the other day when the cap of the bottle accidently snapped and leaked all over the interior of the trunk. So dont ever call the guy ungrateful

  39. address the rumors said

    July 7, 2013 @ 1:49 pm


  40. Anonymous said

    July 7, 2013 @ 1:53 pm

    Beautiful Brian has been obsessed with Man on Man sex lately, maybe he has been denied by every women he has gone after, that now he has given up and going after the boys.

  41. Anonymous said

    July 7, 2013 @ 3:32 pm

    Skip the link BS is never ever grateful for anything. His last fun was when OJ got fooled about Helen Haggerty.

  42. Anonymous said

    July 7, 2013 @ 4:11 pm

    Matawan NJ is not far enough, next time move to Istanbul.

  43. Breaking news said

    July 7, 2013 @ 4:31 pm

    Brian Seiken has exposed a story that only 2 people will read about.

  44. anonymous said

    July 7, 2013 @ 4:37 pm

    Seiken moved back to Bklyn you ill informed ass Rent is too high.Get the facts straight

  45. Breaking wind said

    July 7, 2013 @ 4:57 pm

    I forgot what I was going to say.

  46. anonymous said

    July 7, 2013 @ 5:37 pm

    The cockaroach infected apartment where all those legendary BB’s Corner episodes were filmed was still unoccupied?

  47. Anonymous said

    July 7, 2013 @ 6:19 pm

    Rents are higher in NJ than Brooklyn?? I always thought it was the other way around with Bklyn being so close to mass transit and needing a car for everything in NJ. I could see it being murder commuting from work from NJ to NY assuming BB still works there.

  48. Breaking wind said

    July 7, 2013 @ 8:00 pm

    U cant even fart without seeing a cockaroach.

  49. anonymous said

    July 7, 2013 @ 8:23 pm

    Advantages of Jersey vs Brooklyn . If you live in Jersey and commute to work every day to NYC it will take all the joy out of living there, the advantages are 1. cheaper gas 2. cheaper insurance 3. better class of people 4. shopping malls 5. Fresher food 6. drivers respect one another 7. wake up to silence instead of noisy traffic and horn blowers .8. 24hr wawa and Quick Check 9 . cleaner air 10, tons of buffets with quality food 11, easy parking 12 Better heakth care and hospitals 12 rarely find cockroaches

    Disadvantages of Jersey 1, Winter is a bitch slippery icy roads twice as cold as NY Twice as much snow 2.commute from Jersey to NYC costs a fortune, Lincoln Tunnel Jersey TPK Traffic can be a nightmare in morn and evening rush and sometimes midnight rush. lanes are constantly closed due to roadwork. 3. If there is a power outage you are screwed. 4. Most properties are run on electricity which costs a fortune. 5. if you live further south NJ transit costs $26 round trip from Jersey to Penn Sta . if you love closer to NYC Hoboken Jersey City . the Path train costs the same as MTA in NYC . 6. Many food chains supermarkets close early

    Advantages in Brooklyn 1. Always find a duane reade or bagel store open 24hrs 2. Gas heat much cheaper than electric heat 3 Subway is $4.50 round trip 4. Bridges to NYC are free 5. Teller machine 24hrs most banks 6. Rent is much cheaper than Jersey depending on where you live but if you pay $1300 in Jersey for a one bedroom condo like apt with dishwasher washer dryer included it will cost you $1000 more in Brooklyn for that same type of apt 7, Best pizza in the world , Think it over and decide which is better deal

  50. anonymous said

    July 7, 2013 @ 8:56 pm


  51. Hal Roach said

    July 7, 2013 @ 9:59 pm

    Personally, I love cockroaches, because though they are untrainable, they make imexpensive pets as it costs nothing to feed them. Though I’m partial to the larger American roaches, their smaller German cousins have similar advantages. Both give cereal that extra, surprising crunch. Also, another advantage is that unlike a dog, which is high maintenance, in the form of walks, feeding, and taken for a shit or piss on a daily basis, the cockroach requires no maintenance.

  52. PartyBot said

    July 8, 2013 @ 12:41 am

    9:53 am Thank you and im offering an autographed picture of Alexander Ovechkin. For the nude pics of OJRifkin. Rhonda we get it your the only person that gets to run around anonymous, have fun while it lasts.

  53. Anonymous said

    July 8, 2013 @ 6:09 am

    PartyBot seemed to be funny at first but is there an implied threat here? I think OJ is a Wizard and unlike the Wizard of OZ, he is not going to be “exposed”. PartyBot may not have those skills. Who really cares about the so called real identity of Rhonda? She is consistent, she isn’t anonymous at all. She brings tons of great flavor to eatfeats. Long Live Rhonda.

  54. Anonymous said

    July 9, 2013 @ 10:32 am

    Haha US Snail always riding someones fame coattails

  55. anonymous said

    July 9, 2013 @ 7:47 pm

    Riding Allen Goldstein’s coattails? Being in the right place at the right time will give you the opportunity to win good things. Eating 11 hot dogs will win you nuttin.

  56. Anonymous said

    July 11, 2013 @ 1:47 pm

    Eating home made almond butter will get u nuttin too.

  57. anonymous said

    July 11, 2013 @ 2:33 pm

    yeah but you like the video right? If not you wouldnt bother watching it . Go eat some hot dogs and drop dead before you hit 55

  58. anonymous said

    July 11, 2013 @ 2:33 pm

    an i meant age not amt

  59. anonymous said

    July 11, 2013 @ 2:37 pm

    Go to Kobi FB page . He brags about selling hotdogs to his doctor. Does this guy practice medicine or is a television sitcom doc?

  60. anonymous said

    July 11, 2013 @ 2:40 pm

    At least Seiken doesnt jump on the nearest chair when he sees a cockroach then drops the air conditioner on the other guys foot

  61. Anonymous said

    July 11, 2013 @ 3:14 pm

    Most people who live in clean homes are roach-phobic. Since roaches come from dirt and filth it’s understandable that some get creeped out. But back to the video, the demos are his best recent work since it’s unlikely anyone will do an interview with him any time soon. Word of advice, speak up when you are using the blender. Food Network is calling.

  62. annonymous said

    July 11, 2013 @ 3:21 pm

    you mean when he sees a swarm of cockkroaches? His floor looks like a raid commercial.

  63. anonymous said

    July 11, 2013 @ 6:28 pm

    Note how gay he responded when he saw a little cockroach. Imagine if he saw a mouse?

  64. anonymous said

    July 11, 2013 @ 7:24 pm

    What does this cockroach stupidity have to do with anything. ? Stick to the topic This was supposed to be about kobayashi eating 67 dogs unless you rather discuss him eating 67 roaches

  65. anonymous said

    July 11, 2013 @ 10:04 pm

    I would bet that Koby can eat way more then 67 roaches.

  66. anonymous said

    July 12, 2013 @ 12:19 am

    You think insects are easy to digest. ? Try it sometime. See if you live long enough to call 911

  67. anonymous said

    July 12, 2013 @ 2:02 am

    molly and miki both conspired to sit out nathans

  68. Anonymous said

    July 12, 2013 @ 5:05 am

    Call in Joe Menchetti. I believe he holds a record for eating some kind of insect. Let’s stay on topic here. Why not ask Kobayashi what is a good side to go with his hotdogs. How about locusts? They are full of calcium. Maybe cockroaches are too.

  69. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    July 12, 2013 @ 8:05 am

    GJoe loved eating those tasty DC Cicadas back in 2004, I believe it was. He established a record.

  70. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    July 12, 2013 @ 8:07 am

    That’s absolutely silly! Miki and Molly, I highly doubt, conspired to sit out Nathan’s. Molly already stated her reason. Get off their backs! My Lord!

  71. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    July 12, 2013 @ 8:22 am

    Yes, Joe ate 89 Cicadas in 1 minute, and it was 2005, not 2004, like I originally thought. I’d put a link up, but I don’t want to start bickering among eaters in different organizations.

  72. anonymous said

    July 12, 2013 @ 8:35 am

    when an insect is still alive inside your intestines they can do serious damage Its dangerous ok?

  73. anonymous said

    July 12, 2013 @ 9:40 am

    Dave Goldstein credits his non blood related cuz for coaching him to success? That relationship culminated out of a mutual dislike for one individual because he played the role of promoter in a pizza contest in MD five years ago. . Allen Goldstein is the last person i would ask for advice . The other phoney posted the comment on FB merely as a token gesture for their fake love for one another and of course for publicity sake only. One of the cuz got into Nathans on 4 separate gifts . The other never made in at all . . 2 were wildcards which he didnt deserve and the 2 qualifiers he won in 2006 & 2008 were set ups. The second place finishers in both were certainly household names on the circuit Kevn Basso 13? Damon Sargent 16? If memory serves correct Leon Feingold sister competed in one of them. Lets not forget how many times he emailed Kate Westfall marketing director as to which qualifiers were the “easy” ones so he could hopefully avoid the big names in the sport and coast to another bullshit victory he never deserved . When he lost in Charlotte to Yasir Salem (finally real competition), instead of taking the high road he does just the opposite like all sore losers, and wears his cousin criff dog shirt after a “suspect” completion of a BB challenge in LI with his very loyal trusting cuz . Well i got news for you , i was hoping and praying that every year Allen Goldstein competed in a Nathans qualifier that he would lose and lose royally. Nothing worse than someone getting a spot in a contest that they never deserved in the first place

  74. anonymous said

    July 13, 2013 @ 5:53 pm

    Cut the crap Seiken. You are one jealous idiot with the most pathetic logic ever. Your words make you sound jealous of Allen because you never made it to the Nathans finals. He would pray for your failure at qualifiers too but your numbers speak for themselves and require no prayer. From what I have heard, the Goldsteins never met until you introduced them and then they became friends. Wow what a concept. Just a coincidence that they both dislike you and who can blame them.

    Where is this BB challenge in LI? Isn’t it called Swingbellies? Have you become the owner of this place or the record holder of the challenge? None of the above. Like most legit challenges over 3-4 lbs, you can’t finish the Swingbelly one either. Eaters feed off competing with better eaters. If someone did a challenge next to you they would never have any push because you suck. You cannot eat, you cannot compEAT, you don’t belong in any eating organization. Your low ranking at the bottom of the barrel is a pity spot because of your unfaithful loyalty and asskissing to the Sheas. Keep it up CHAMP, we are all rooting for your continued success.

  75. Anonymous said

    July 13, 2013 @ 6:20 pm

    BUSTED AND PICKLED, fall into your brine BS, stay in your room and do not come out until…………never. You are not even deserving of writing as an anonymous and getting your comment read.

  76. anonymous said

    July 13, 2013 @ 8:57 pm

    So now its official all this time he would buddy with Seiken but pray for his failure at qualifiers. What a friend? I bet when he was a kid he was jealous that one of his rare friends had more comic books than he had. Cant find a better two faced scumbag if you searched the ends of the earth. He was always jealous of someone that had better stats than he did at the table. Wait till Seiken puts up some big numbers you;; eat your words BITTER RETIREE

  77. anonymous said

    July 13, 2013 @ 8:59 pm

    Hey Shredder what about the time Seiken took you out to J&R steakhouse for your birthday and you never reciprocated on his ? Cheap fuck

  78. anonymous said

    July 13, 2013 @ 10:57 pm

    reciprocated? what the hell did you want, a BJ? Most sane human beings are about giving without expecting something in return. With that said, NOT YOU obviously. No wonder Jarvis didn’t invite you to his daughters recent affair. You would have expected something in return because you gave a gift.

    FYI to all eatfeats readers: SEIKEN WILL NEVER PUT UP BIG NUMBERS. We can wait and wait and wait but it isn’t happening.

  79. anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 1:01 am

    A BJ? Does not surprise anyone that we would expect a response like that from a no class moron like you .. What does someone mental status have to do with the phrase do unto others ? Seiken should have told him I gotta check something in my car cut out and left him with the tab . Hes been known to pull moves like that in the past when he knows he been had. I guess you had him fooled that night. Not a sanity issue but more like a SHNORRER. issue oh shredder part Kapeesh?

  80. Anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 5:20 am

    Seiken may drop a big number taking a dump but we’ve waited since the turn of the century and he hasn’t eaten a big number yet. I’d say the waiting is over.

  81. anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 9:38 am

    Bullshit the waiting is over . wait till the new lean machine in unveiled you will eat your words . Then what are you going to say Hmm ? Hmm ? Hmm 😕 Hmm?

  82. Anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 7:03 pm

    The only lean machine unveiled of Seiken’s will be another kitchen appliance to make more roach butter.

  83. Orkin Man said

    July 14, 2013 @ 7:05 pm

    I was at Seiken’s Brooklyn apt for a pest control call and I even jumped on top of a chair.

  84. anonymous said

    July 22, 2013 @ 9:42 am

    I called the owner and he told me these two bullshit artists had a shit load of debris on their plates but they pleaded with the owner to let it slide and gave them the teashirts and the free meal

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