Molly Schuyler's facebook reports that she finished the "Big Fat Fatty" Challenge at Fat Sal's Deli in Los Angeles in 14:13, less than half the time needed for the only two previous finishers Miki Sudo (32 min) and Jamie McDonald (40 min). (Eyewitness account calls feat "beautiful?") (via email) Molly also finished the VictorEChallenge at Bulldog Burger in Fresno in 4 minutes. update Jul 16 Erik Lamkin has uploaded a video of his and Molly's atttempt.


  1. Weaver said

    July 15, 2015 @ 1:42 pm

    Molly is the greatest female eating person in the world

  2. Look out Jesus, here comes Molly said

    July 15, 2015 @ 3:23 pm

    Yes, Molly is the greatest female eating person in the world. There, Molly are you happy? Please go away.until you actually accomplish something worth someone other than yourself telling us about it. Frankly, you a boring self-promoter and a poster child for lack of self esteem issues. Joe Schmos facebook reports that he ate an entire elephant in 7 minutes. Jenny Gercoff facebook reports that she ate 12 acres of corn in 45 seconds. Lenny Limpdick facebook reports that he every ounce of food on the continent of Asia in under 20 minutes. Would someone please watch me! I’m Molly I keep telling you I’m the greatest in the world. How come you won’t believe me? We get it Molly, you think you are the best in the world. You’ve more than proven that is the opinion you have of yourself. No go ahead move on.

  3. Beyond Description said

    July 15, 2015 @ 4:22 pm

    As I ate a sandwich for lunch, I reflected on how Molly is the best thing to happen to competitive eating since the original idea to slice bread.

  4. anonymous said

    July 15, 2015 @ 4:46 pm

    What a jealous hating asshole. Molly is such a sweet gal.

  5. Anonymous said

    July 15, 2015 @ 5:32 pm

    Okay there. Juan is the new #2

  6. anonymous said

    July 15, 2015 @ 7:49 pm

    I dont mess with GI Janes .Push the wrong button and they’ll take you out rambo style

  7. Anonymous said

    July 15, 2015 @ 8:06 pm

    Lenny Limpdick sounds like a heckuva guy @323

  8. Rodney D said

    July 16, 2015 @ 1:46 pm

    Can’t a Lady get any respect? Dang it she is the best .I wish She would do Nathans.I believe she could break the Black Widows record.Nobody else can.

  9. Anonymous said

    July 16, 2015 @ 3:49 pm

    At least she is respectful. Over every eater she keeps to herself.

  10. Molly will tell said

    July 16, 2015 @ 4:13 pm

    1:46: I too wish Molly would eat 45 hotdogs. After she eats 45 hotdogs, Molly, her family and friends will report on Molly’s Facebook site that her stomach magically turned the hotdogs back to their original state and pigs started flying out of her ass. Because … Molly is the best woman eater of all time. At least that’s what she told me on her Facebook site. I also wish Molly would fly around the world and bring presents to all the boys and girls on Christmas. When she does, we’ll hear about it on her Facebook site. Additionally, I wish Molly would leave us all eggs on Easter morning. When she does, we’ll hear about on her Facebook site. I was at a contest once where Molly ate 10,000, yeah that’s it 10,000, hotdogs in a minute when a train passing by filled with children coming to view Molly unfortunately derailed in amazement of Molly. All by herself, Molly than pulled the young tots from the burning inferno. One of the young ones told Molly that her that her puppy was still on the train and Molly said don’t worry dear, I’ll save your dog! Molly then jumped back onto the flaming train to save the puppy. After that, Molly actually put her hands in the air and began flying around the crowd. Okay maybe I didn’t see that, but Molly told me so on her Facebook site.

  11. Go Molly said

    July 16, 2015 @ 4:56 pm

    Some people are so jealous. It is a rare treat to witness the greatest competitive eater of all time, who will only get better.

  12. anonymous said

    July 16, 2015 @ 5:41 pm

    That’s all good 4:13 from NJ but Molly doesn’t like you nor talk to you on Facebook. She is special to comp eating.

  13. Mustbtru said

    July 16, 2015 @ 6:49 pm

    She’s also a model, just like the amazing Nela! I’ve seen pictures-it’s true! Needs the money for more tats, piercings, and doo rags. Maybe our new #49 can lend her his – looks like she’d wear it.

  14. Anonymous said

    July 16, 2015 @ 9:23 pm

    I bet it’s upsetting to some that miki, molly and Michelle are so much better than a few conceited hacks. Must be lonely down there.

  15. Anonymous said

    July 16, 2015 @ 9:31 pm

    Will Molly eat her way to happiness?

  16. God said

    July 16, 2015 @ 11:04 pm

    Miki, Molly, Michele, we get it you hate Sonya. Why? Jealously, envy, etc . I hate to tell you, without Sonya there is no MLE. Wake up!

  17. God said

    July 16, 2015 @ 11:11 pm

    For you girls a house divided will fall.

  18. ErikTheElectric said (Registered January 11, 2015)

    July 17, 2015 @ 1:06 am


    You have WAY Too much time on your hands, ahaha.

  19. anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 2:21 am

    413 and 649 is psycho Goldstein

  20. God said

    July 17, 2015 @ 3:23 am

    Who is Goldstiien?

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