“We can only speculate as to why the “feds” had to cancel the Saratoga Coney qualifier. A) They don’t have enough M.C.’s to do 5 events in the same day. B) Eaters didn’t want to compete for free, w/ other $$$ events around. C) Saratoga got smart & stopped serving Coney dogs. D) The $hea $i$ter$ made the Coney people mad by running a snausage eating contest in the mid-west, when the Coney people also serve snausages. E),F), & G)???”