A link to a video of Dave "US Male" Goldstein attempting Cool Dog Cafe's "Homewrecker" challenge appears in Courier Post's list of South Jersey eating challenge.

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  1. anonymous said

    May 5, 2015 @ 10:59 am

    Who gives a shit what he does More craving for attention More Look at ME ME ME and look what i accomplished. The only way to press his buttons is to ignore his videos altogether

  2. anonymous said

    May 5, 2015 @ 1:19 pm

    He can eat more then you 10:59

  3. Walt Witman said

    May 5, 2015 @ 1:42 pm

    I care

  4. anonymous said

    May 5, 2015 @ 2:01 pm

    At least his eating videos are entertaining, unlike a bitter soul who is such a bad eater that he has to resort to making recipe videos of roach chili or roach salad dressing.

  5. anonymous said

    May 5, 2015 @ 2:09 pm

    Two comments below 1059am they must be from US Male He just cannot help responding back

  6. Anonymous said

    May 5, 2015 @ 3:39 pm

    That’s an old video. The mailman is more svelte nowadays. I would like to see him incorporate something with food into his distance running. That would be entertaining.

  7. anonymous said

    May 5, 2015 @ 8:58 pm

    201 i highly suggest you seek out some serious mental counseling with your roach issues because it has become beyond obsession with you. When you practically dropped the air conditioner on Seiken and Menchetti toes in 2007 and cried like a little bitch because you saw a roach, convinces us that you need alot of help

  8. anonymous said

    May 5, 2015 @ 8:59 pm

    The mailman is more svelte Has to be the line of the year LMFAAAOThat like saying Wild Bill weighs as much as Matt Stonie Please i nearly threw up 11 hot dogs and buns

  9. anonymous said

    May 5, 2015 @ 10:30 pm

    The only one with roach issues is the poor slob who lives in an apt full of them. I’d love to see video of an air conditioner dropped on Seiken’s foot after hundreds of Seiken’s room mates came pouring out of it like the final scene of the movie Creepshow.

  10. anonymous said

    May 6, 2015 @ 9:50 am

    1030 as stated before get some help you really need it

  11. anonymous said

    May 6, 2015 @ 10:32 am

    Goldstein you are proving nothing with your roach obsession. The handful of visitors (if that many) that visit this site have no interest in hearing about you making false negative comments about Seiken living conditions. Are you still married with no kids?

  12. Anonymous said

    May 6, 2015 @ 11:38 am

    Are you still married and talking to your kids Seiken? Enough said.

  13. anonymous said

    May 6, 2015 @ 11:59 am

    Does Seiken have kids? Do they even know he’s alive? Do they remember when mama packed them up and split town? Do they forgive him for being a dead beat dad?

  14. anonymous said

    May 6, 2015 @ 12:02 pm

    Check out Erin Wigger’s photos of eaters, especially the one of the former pickle chump. That den of filth is no set but the actual living quarters of the 2015 breakout competitive eating star.

  15. anonymous said

    May 6, 2015 @ 2:06 pm

    Its a “Beautiful” picture the only shame is that she couldnt take photos of the bologna champ holding a 1lb pack of Oscar Meyer and his $2 trophy

  16. anonymous said

    May 6, 2015 @ 2:09 pm

    Hey 1159 did the wife dump you yet after reneg on your promise to have kids only to learn that you found out how much it would cost you and you might have to dip into the comic book funds to support them. You are the stingiest fuck that ever set foot on this earth

  17. seiken fan said

    May 6, 2015 @ 2:10 pm

    1159 i have to admit you are a funny guy LOL

  18. anonymous said

    May 6, 2015 @ 2:11 pm

    Cut the personal shit ok? No relevance to comp eating in the least

  19. Anonymous said

    May 6, 2015 @ 3:16 pm

    I just lost my appetite.

  20. anonymous said

    May 6, 2015 @ 3:35 pm

    For the sake of fairmess, all mention of kids should be off limits. I’d like to hear more about how the former pickle chump stunk up his overnight host’s couch pillows and refused to pay the cleaning bill or have them replaced. I hear the host’s wife wasn’t at all happy with the situation and tossed out the guest before breakfast.

  21. anonymous said

    May 6, 2015 @ 6:36 pm

    The host and host wife not only denied your stupid remark about the couch but referred to you as short disturbed troublemaker . But then again what do you expect from a wig wearing whacko that mumbles to himself on the D train?

  22. Anonymous said

    May 6, 2015 @ 6:50 pm

    Somebody’s blood pressure going up being called a dead beat?

  23. Anonymous said

    May 6, 2015 @ 7:30 pm

    You’re so full of shit BS. Pillow stinker.

  24. anonymous said

    May 6, 2015 @ 8:57 pm

    Hey @7:30, please refer to him properly…. Pillowstinkerkin.

  25. anonymous said

    May 7, 2015 @ 12:13 am

    Several unnamed comp eaters told seiken at a recent contest last year that they thought Goldstein always had mental issues just by talking with him and also told Seiken that Goldstein negative comments about Seiken fall on deaf ears.Keep in mind that the humpty dumpty comments about Subich in past years and the cheating comments about Crazy Legs came from that wrinkled face wig wearing smelly midget from long island

  26. Anonymous said

    May 7, 2015 @ 6:08 am

    @ 1213 aka seiken – no one gives a shit what you have to say ever

  27. anonymous said

    May 7, 2015 @ 8:35 am

    That’s interesting since Goldstein doesn’t associate with any competetive eating riff raff with the exception of his cuz and an occasional phone call from Jarvis. I wonder who several unmaned eaters are that actually talk to Seiken?? I only know of one and he currently has a missing pillow from his couch.

  28. anonymous said

    May 7, 2015 @ 10:26 am

    no eaters talk to seiken, they barely want to interact with him at contests let alone in their daily lives

  29. anonymous said

    May 7, 2015 @ 1:15 pm

    I bet @8:11 is a funny comment, should approve.

  30. Anonymous said

    May 7, 2015 @ 1:20 pm

    He has plenty of friends gathered in that big noggin of his. They talk to each other 24/7. Sybil Seiken.

  31. Walt Witman said

    May 7, 2015 @ 1:55 pm

    No Im Walt Witman.Thats what my birth certificate says.

  32. anonymous said

    May 7, 2015 @ 2:35 pm

    1213 comment is the truth and nothing but the truth and nobody in or out of comp eating wants to associate with Goldstein because it doesnt take very long for anyone to find out hes nothing more than a cheap two faced asshole with no friends to his name PERIOD! Those two he mentioned dont even count as far as im concerned. I remember how boiling mad Goldstein was several yrs ago when Jarvis invited him to some baby shower or party . Tons of friends and guests at the party but Goldstein was so jealous because he has no friends of his own that he tried to convince himself that they were friends of Jarvis wife and not Jarvis . Loser

  33. anonymous said

    May 7, 2015 @ 2:40 pm

    Hey Goldstein why dont you ask Subich to post his rebuttal about your lies regarding the pillow. ? Every comment you post about Seiken is a lie like smelling eaters wives underwear . Lie lie lie . However what is not a lie is proof in the pudding when you put your smelly arms on Maria Edible just before the canoli contest in little italy a few yrs ago. Its on video There is no video of seiken smelling any ladie underwear just bullshit hearsay on your end which is about as credible as the moe howard special on your lice filled scalp

  34. anonymous said

    May 7, 2015 @ 2:50 pm

    OOOOOO, some one is angry. Can you say “hit a nerve.”

  35. anonymous said

    May 7, 2015 @ 2:51 pm

    When did Jarvis have a baby shower? When was the last time Seiken had a shower?

  36. anonymous said

    May 7, 2015 @ 2:57 pm

    @2:40, no one mentioned the stink pillow was Subich…. BUSTED….

  37. anonymous said

    May 7, 2015 @ 3:58 pm

    1lb bologna chump with 5 fake trophies against neat eating competition. Great legacy to be proud of

  38. Anonymous said

    May 7, 2015 @ 5:30 pm

    Of course Subich isn’t going to tell you the truth so believe what you want. Fact is, you are gross and disgusting. You were cursed at birth in the 5 senses department. Go sit in your dark lonely space and do what you do best; be alone.

  39. anonymous said

    May 8, 2015 @ 8:11 am

    Check out the pickle chump’s new video where he eats 2 hotdogs which is closer to his true capacity. Then he says, he’ll be at a Nathan’s qualifier near you real soon. LOLOLOL, like anyone cares.

  40. anonymous said

    May 8, 2015 @ 8:34 am

    What a risk taker, he is going to damage his internal organs with those 2 hotdogs.

  41. anonymous said

    May 8, 2015 @ 10:44 am

    Haha what a joke of a video. Has to keep the camera far to hide his hideous face and body while he wears the 3XL black shirt to hide his still plump body. Not to mention the rant that nobody will see. Like most of his videos, will never get triple digit views. Such a sad life.

  42. anonymous said

    May 8, 2015 @ 11:59 am

    Goldshit its you that is short fat wrinkled impotent and disgusting and NO subich never said anything of the sort about me He can come on this site and speak for himself . Dont need you speaking for others you VHS pervert . You talked shit about him for years behind his back calling him a cheater and baby huey Very lucky he let most of it roll off his shoulder for anyone else would have knocked your teeth in busted your lip and made sure you would never talk shit about anyone ever again

  43. anonymous said

    May 8, 2015 @ 12:03 pm

    This demento just turned 51 yrs old and this short wrinkled face midget entire life revolves around Seiken How sad is that ? Real sad beyond sad

  44. anonymous said

    May 8, 2015 @ 12:06 pm

    midget midget midget no muscular definition flab flab flab A wasted membership to Golds Gym Stick with New Park Pizza on Cross Bay thats all your good for

  45. anonymous said

    May 8, 2015 @ 12:08 pm

    I love the part where he says some never deserved to get to Nathans beating primitive competition

  46. anonymous said

    May 8, 2015 @ 12:15 pm

    At least Seiken bathes with soap Goldshit bathes in bologna ha ha ha ha

  47. anonymous said

    May 8, 2015 @ 12:26 pm

    Maybe midget Goldshit should start running marathons with his “svelte” (please i cant laugh any harder) cuz

  48. anonymous said

    May 8, 2015 @ 1:01 pm

    If Subich had a problem with Goldstein, he could have brought it up at the wonderful dinner ((that Seiken wasn’t invited to.. HAHAHA)) before the screening of Hungry.

  49. jeepers said

    May 8, 2015 @ 1:42 pm

    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you guys are worse than little kids

  50. Anonymous said

    May 8, 2015 @ 1:42 pm

    Very true 1:01. I heard from a reliable source that the pre-movie screening dinner had some good laughs at the expense of the “beautiful” one. The moment would have been a bummer with that cheap stinky guy in attendance.

    Maybe the Midget has been running with the Gorilla. Don’t think Seiken would make it around the block without flagging down a taxi.

  51. anonymous said

    May 8, 2015 @ 2:06 pm

    The baby Huey reference was made by someone who saw Subich doing a challenge or non-sanctioned contest a long time ago and supposedly he begged the spotter not to tell the Shea’s. “Baby Huey with glasses” I believe was the full description. Better off to look like that than to look like Fred Mertz with halitosis.

  52. anonymous said

    May 8, 2015 @ 5:11 pm

    If goldshit removes that moe howard bees nest from that stinky scalp he be a dead ringer for jason alexander of seinfeld short bald and ugly

  53. Anonymous said

    May 8, 2015 @ 5:20 pm

    Wasn’t the blob Lonelykin siting with a bunch of his friends at the Hungry premiere.

  54. anonymous said

    May 8, 2015 @ 5:21 pm

    I wonder what that smelly midget has planned for memorial day weekend? I m counting 3 guests.imaginary friend with boat.Two senior citizens from job.Maybe he should ask wife to invite her family members to make it lookl like he has some friends

  55. anonymous said

    May 8, 2015 @ 6:10 pm

    Many years ago, when lonleyblobkin weaseled his way to Goldstein’s house and ate like a slob, those “senior citizens” as he puts it did something no one has ever done to him… They treated him like a human being.

  56. anonymous said

    May 8, 2015 @ 7:45 pm

    Hey stinkpot, you made the same comment last memorial day. Get some new material.. And some mouthwash.

  57. anonymous said

    May 8, 2015 @ 8:11 pm

    The blob lonelykin had to report to work that night so he wasnt about to waste a full night of annual leave watching a fat pig make an ass of himself on the big screen. He showed to watch his interview with brad and that was it. His only regret was not spend a few extra minutes with Badlands and Kobayashi

  58. Anonymous said

    May 9, 2015 @ 11:08 am

    If they wanted to hang with slobkin, they would of invited him. Think outside the box at the overall p picture. Nobody really wanted to hang with the garbage mouth.

  59. anonymous said

    May 9, 2015 @ 11:29 am

    I think its a no brainer that Seiken wasnt invited Smart move by Subich because he knows Seiken wouldnt feel comfortable sitting with a backstabber and a two faced hypocrite

  60. anonymous said

    May 9, 2015 @ 11:34 am

    610 he never weasled himself into anything He was invited because nobody else wanted to show except for Goldstein two co workers and Jarvis The only reason Jarvis showed up was because he was hoping to bring a film crew from England to film his umpteenth documentary which like the others never went anywhere . . Subich was invited but after Jarvis teased him on the phone he made believe he couldnt find the house and didnt bother.

  61. anonymous said

    May 9, 2015 @ 12:33 pm

    Imagine the stink from the pillows and bedsheets if Goldshit slept over the Subich house? His crazy glued or scotch taped moe howard special would need adjusting with all the tossing and turning over

  62. anonymous said

    May 9, 2015 @ 12:45 pm

    Why would Subich drive 10 hrs for a BBQ?

  63. anonymous said

    May 9, 2015 @ 12:46 pm

    Happy Birthday to Ed Jarvis

  64. anonymous said

    May 9, 2015 @ 12:55 pm

    I can see Subich wife beating her husband with a frying pan after Seiken ruined her couch, just like he ruined the back seat of Goldstein’s car.

  65. anonymous said

    May 9, 2015 @ 1:21 pm

    Who cares ?

  66. anonymous said

    May 9, 2015 @ 1:36 pm

    Maybe the Midget has been running with the Gorilla. Don’t think Seiken would make it around the block without flagging down a taxi.

    I would get the biggest laugh watching the elderly sunshine boys barely make it around the block huffing and puffing for oxygen

  67. anonymous said

    May 9, 2015 @ 1:37 pm

    Goldshit care stunk way before Seiken ever set foot in there probably due to the stink from his ass and the bad hygiene from lovely spouse

  68. anonymous said

    May 9, 2015 @ 3:52 pm

    Ed Cookie Jarvis put the sport on map. He was the first real superstar and multititle holder the sport ever had. On the downside he was also the first eater to engage in personal remarks about peoples hygiene ,hair and on occasion physical handicaps. What goes around comes around because years later when jarvis retired he had unfortunate pleasure of running to a stalking psyco like gavonne. Gavonne took offense to jarvis unfriend him on facebook because he was being an obnoxious nasty pain in the ass. In retaliation, gavonne called him a fat slob, tumor boy and made reference to jarvis being seiken sex partner. Remark such as ” how many times are you gonna suck seiken cock” were beyond brutal

  69. anonymous said

    May 10, 2015 @ 12:31 am

    I wonder of Goldstein was invited to Jarvis birthday party I know Seiken was not invited as usual oink oink oink oink

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