Pat Bertoletti wins Wing Bowl 23 for 1st competitive eating “major”

Here are the top 10
1 444 Pat Bertoletti – ate 51 wings in final 2 minutes
2 440 Molly Schuyler – first loss in over 15 months
3 280 Notorious Bob Shoudt, top local
4 260 Tiger Wings & Things
5 219 Tim “Gravy” Brown
6-10 Quazy 123 1st half
6-10 Skin & Bones 123 1st half
6-10 El Clownador (Sean Gordon) 113 1st half
6-10 Moe Train 107 1st half
6-10 Matt & Cheese 96 1st half
11 “Love Handles” 95 total according to report
? “Stormin Norman” college winner
DQ Mick Foley – disqualified for cheating

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Jan 31 links

The Wing Bowl twitter incorrectly claims that this was the closest Wing Bowl Ever. The 2005 and 2011 Wing Bowls were decided by 1 wing.

Contest links

8:55 The final top 5;

5 219 Tim “Gravy” Brown
4 260 Tiger Wings & Things
3 280 Notorious Bob, top local
2 440 Molly Schuyler – first loss in over 15 months
1 444 Deep Dish Eats – ate 51 wings in final 2 minutes

8:52 Kate from Royersford, PA won the wingette prize, so that town will have both top

8:50 The final 2 minute round is over. Pat Bertoletti made a late charge

8:45 Back from commercial with the top 5 after the second half

200 Tim “Gravy” Brown
243 Tiger Wings & Things
256 Bob Shoudt
393 Pat Bertoletti
399 Molly Schuyler – new record

8:42 The Wing Bowl twitter has confused Tim “Gravy” Brown for “Skin & Bones”

8:39 The second half is now over. Molly & Pat are contending for the overall. Bob Shoudt & Tiger Wings are vying for the local prize.

8:23 The top 10 after the first half

10 96 Matt & Cheese
9 107 Moe Train
8 113 El Clownador (Sean Gordon)
7 123 Skin & Bones
6 123 Quazy
5 131 Tim “Gravy” Brown
4 136 Tiger Wings & Things
3 138 Notorious BoB
2 206 Molly Schuyler
1 208 Pat Bertoletti

8:15 Stormin Norman has won the college division

8:13 Kevin “Quazy” Ambs has won the entourage prize.

8:08 The first half is over. The two leaders are apparently Molly Schuyler and Pat Bertoletti. There is controversy on whether Tiger Wings & Things will be allowed to wear gloves.

8:06 Back from commercial, Mick Foley has been ejected making it 3 disqualifications from 3 eating contests for the WWE Hall of Famer

7:54 The contest has started. Jonathan Squibb has been revealed to be the Mystery Eater and he has quit after announcing his retirement.

7:49 Mick Foley is the final eater. He will stand next to Molly.

7:48 Molly Schuyler has entered on a replica Harley (one of the prizes). Her pre-contest meal

7:42 The “Unknown Eater” is entering. The most likely possibility for his identity is Jamie McDonald since champions do not need to qualify

7:38 Pat Bertoletti and Tim Brown have entered. This would be the first competitive eating “major” (Nathan’s, Wing Bowl, Krystal Square Off) of Pat’s career if he is victorious

7:36 Bob Shoudt has just entered. He is competing as himself and not the “Unkown Eater”. His procession had a giant picture of himself

7:26 Sarah Baicker and Courier Post are liveblogging from the site

Tim Brown and “Moe Train” are tweeting from the site

7:19 The procession is currently under way. Sean Gordon, competing as “El Clownador” has just entered.

Angelo Cataldi says he hopes that El Wingador will return to future competitions.

Comments (74)


  1. Anonymous said

    January 29, 2015 @ 11:01 pm

    Is Gordon the clown?

  2. anonymous said

    January 30, 2015 @ 2:21 am

    Wasn’t conti just on a few days ago? . Do we have to listen to more of his bullshit z?

  3. Anonymous said

    January 30, 2015 @ 7:59 am

    Any streaming links?

  4. ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)

    January 30, 2015 @ 8:18 am

  5. anonymous said

    January 30, 2015 @ 11:03 am

    I will be hitting the refresh key on my computer when i log into rankings at least 100 times a day for the ranking update LOL

  6. anonymous said

    January 30, 2015 @ 11:04 am

    Believe me when i tell you Shoudt had this all planned out which is why the excuse he was too busy to compete in Nathans last year was huge crock of shit

  7. anonymous said

    January 30, 2015 @ 11:15 am

    Seiken could care less about a meaningless fixed eating contest featuring a few gluttonous morons stuffing their faces with wings . This is what you call; a final table of action

  8. anonymous said

    January 30, 2015 @ 11:59 am

    Wow i wish i was at that table Those guys stand to make high six figures and asian woman right on their heels. One of the men at the table looks like Wing Kong

  9. anonymous said

    January 30, 2015 @ 12:22 pm

    George Shea once said something about getting goosebumps watching Chestnut vs Kobe at Nathans with the final outcome determined by less than 1/4 of a dog. Doesnt take much to give him goosebumps LOL The real goosebumps is fighting over a 5 million dollar pot AK AQ with a board of KKQQ River Q Tie breaker AK

  10. anonymous said

    January 30, 2015 @ 12:57 pm

    Sicken makes all his money pressing start / stop on the conveyer belt. Oh, and those disability scams.

  11. sammy said

    January 30, 2015 @ 2:00 pm

    wow !!

  12. anonymous said

    January 30, 2015 @ 2:35 pm

    Better than sitting at reception desk for 8hrs most of it spent on this site telling all your friends (maybe 1) that your an audiologist like all narcissist do

  13. Ignatius Rake said (Registered August 6, 2012)

    January 30, 2015 @ 2:55 pm

    Hello. We have an initial report here if you’re interested:

  14. anonymous said

    January 30, 2015 @ 3:22 pm

    Not interested who cares?

  15. anonymous said

    January 30, 2015 @ 4:57 pm

    It’s safe to assume that the top 5 wingbowl winners all hate Sicken guts.

  16. Anonymous said

    January 30, 2015 @ 7:02 pm

    Everyone does!

  17. anonymous said

    January 30, 2015 @ 7:02 pm

    I find it arrogant when someone post their personal links. Let OJ find it first

  18. Anonymous said

    January 30, 2015 @ 7:06 pm


  19. anonymous said

    January 30, 2015 @ 7:12 pm

    It’s safe to assume that just about everybody hates Sicken’s guts.

  20. Blizzz said (Registered July 16, 2008)

    January 30, 2015 @ 10:06 pm

    I wonder how many they actually ate hehe

  21. anonymous said

    January 30, 2015 @ 10:34 pm

    Safe to assume that Seiken could give a rats ass who hates his guts in from this rigged event but one thing for sure the world and competitive eating would be a much better place without a mentally deranged midget sporting a Liberace special

  22. anonymous said

    January 30, 2015 @ 10:53 pm

    Shitstein places huge emphasis on word ” friends” Being accepted by peers is very important to him . Brings up that same issue time and time again. Why is that? Because nobody likes a two faced roach that always has something negative to say about someone behind their back

  23. anonymous said

    January 31, 2015 @ 12:47 pm

    Plenty of cheating at the contest and i mean plenty. I saw debris on Pat plate and Bob plate the likes of which i have never seen

  24. anonymous said

    January 31, 2015 @ 1:25 pm

    I heard Shitstein was invited to Ed Jarvis’s lavish superbowl party but will probable not show like he did several times in the past. Some friend.

  25. anonymous said

    January 31, 2015 @ 1:33 pm

    Really? Considering he only has two friends (cousins dont count) Jarvis and the imaginary one with the boat i would think he would fly down there but then again he gets insanely jealous when he sees a house full of friends and family which is something he has yet to experience

  26. Anonymous said

    January 31, 2015 @ 1:37 pm

    The Brian Seiken Superbowl party extravaganza will take place at 6:23pm on Sunday. The customary stale pizza will be placed on the floor and hundreds of roaches will come out from the woodwork to feast and view the big game. In the background, Seiken will be singing Elvis karaoke at the half.

  27. seiken fan said

    January 31, 2015 @ 2:24 pm

    I like that but i think he was forced to come to work Sunday and make double time and half in overtime

  28. anonymous said

    January 31, 2015 @ 2:28 pm

    One day all forgotten Proves what a sham Wingbowl is

  29. anonymous said

    January 31, 2015 @ 2:29 pm

    Jarvis has more friends than Goldstein Bigger and better looking home Better food Better neighborhood 1 acre of land and most important Jarvis is better looking and taller

  30. anonymous said

    January 31, 2015 @ 3:05 pm

    I would love to be at the Seiken extravaganza. I hear he will also be serving his famous mildew wings and an 11 inch hero with extra mold. Can’t wait to watch the big game on his ass stained couch and his 20″ Zenith TV from 1975.

  31. Rankings police said

    January 31, 2015 @ 3:43 pm

    Now we sit back and watch to see if Bob Shoudt is removed from the rankings quicker than US Male after his wing bowl FU tribute to the Sheas.

  32. anonymous said

    January 31, 2015 @ 5:26 pm

    Is that the same Zenith TV from the slum apt in Brooklyn that was dropped on Seiken’s foot when the hundreds of roaches poured out of it.

  33. A Call for Organization said

    January 31, 2015 @ 8:20 pm

    These comments are about everything but the thread topic.

  34. anonymous said

    January 31, 2015 @ 8:51 pm

    Midget shitstein dropped the tv after he jumped on a chair squeeling like a little bitch because he saw a roach the size of a pea. Imagine he saw a rat he prob jump out the window. Plenty of them in 31st and 9th big ones too

  35. anonymous said

    January 31, 2015 @ 9:00 pm

    I hear Siken email Sam Barklay asking when hes going to move up to 45 by default Shoudt is one dumbass now where is he going to eat with Dale Boone?

  36. ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)

    February 1, 2015 @ 1:10 am

    There are plenty of contests in the mid-Atlantic. Bob Shoudt won $500 last week in a wing eating contest.

  37. Merriwether Lewis's Ghost said

    February 1, 2015 @ 6:40 am

    Congratulations to Notorious Bob on his pioneering efforts in successfully eating competitively at events not sponsored by Major League Eating, without contract repurcussions. A true pioneer of his time, this man is doing for the east coast what I did with Bill, out west, over 10 score ago. I’m getting ghostbumps just talking about it.

  38. anonymous said

    February 1, 2015 @ 9:22 am

    Without contract repurcussions? If they dont drop him from rankings trust me all hell will break loose thats a guarantee along with dying and paying IRS

  39. anonymous said

    February 1, 2015 @ 11:47 am

    seiken was seen outside begging to be in someones entourage, security escorted him off the property because they did not want the homeless to bother people having a good time.

  40. anonymous said

    February 1, 2015 @ 11:55 am

    Seiken was home sleeping woke up at 9am then pick up a few G ‘s playing online poker He doesnt waste his time with trivial bullshit

  41. anonymous said

    February 1, 2015 @ 1:05 pm

    The only “g’s” Seiken picked up is gingivitis.

  42. anonymous said

    February 1, 2015 @ 1:15 pm

    You should play once in a while you cheap midget Oh wait your screwed you live in NY No online play for you

  43. anonymous said

    February 1, 2015 @ 1:27 pm


  44. anonymous said

    February 1, 2015 @ 1:44 pm

    Wow, that is certainly a lot of poker playing for one day. His chair is really going to stink from his cranky ass when he gets up for his routine scratch and sniff.

  45. seiken fan said

    February 1, 2015 @ 1:57 pm

    LOL 144

  46. Johnny the Freak said

    February 1, 2015 @ 2:03 pm

    Since we’re back off topic, I put all of my winnings for the season, including the playoffs, on New England, straight up in the Super Bowl. That’s $4932.00. If I win, I’ll turn that into $9K. If I lose, I break even. Could go either way.

  47. SICKEN UPDATE said

    February 1, 2015 @ 2:31 pm

    from what i was told he busted on the first tourney invest $2100 . Pot 11G Seiken had $4900 tourney chips left went all in with AH 3D vs other player JD QD board read JC 9D 10SP 9CL 7CL Busta roo happy now? 34 tourn to go keep you updated. To those not familiar with poker you wont understand what the fuck was just posted

  48. anonymous said

    February 1, 2015 @ 2:55 pm

    Why couldn’t Seiken pay for the buffet with the money he made when he was a roach broker?

  49. Johnny the Freak said

    February 1, 2015 @ 2:57 pm

    I feel sorry for Brian Seiken or anyone else to lose that kind of money. Holdem can give you a cardiac arrest.

  50. anonymous said

    February 1, 2015 @ 4:45 pm

    Freak sport betting is for degenerate gamblers shut up

  51. Johnny the Freak said

    February 1, 2015 @ 5:25 pm

    Degenerate? Did ya grajate from the galdern 6th grade with Jethro Bodine?

  52. anonymous said

    February 1, 2015 @ 7:48 pm

    You have nothing better to do than correct typos What a loser you are in life and sports betting Be gone nobody cares maybe you should take up poker like seiken you make more while invest less idiot

  53. anonymous said

    February 1, 2015 @ 7:51 pm

    Freak you make no sense . Betting that kind of money you say yet you throw around thousands hoping a team win or loss controls your stakes That along with horses is called degenerate gambling At least with cards you control your own destiny somewhat and you get better odds from a pot than even money Kapeesh?

  54. anonymous said

    February 1, 2015 @ 8:12 pm

    No body cares about either of you. Why don’t you losers do something productive and watch Katy Perry and her big cans.

  55. anonymous said

    February 1, 2015 @ 8:13 pm

    Whats wrong he speeled degenerate correctly? Maybe its YOU that cant spell

  56. anonymous said

    February 1, 2015 @ 8:19 pm

    Pat Bertoletti is taking some secret performance enhancing shit . He couldnt eat more than 2lbs of corned beef against Ed Jarvis in 2005 or 6 then all of a sudden he became great? Bull Him Chip Simpson Shoudt Chestnut Hall Hunt formed their own cliche similar to comp eating version of the MIT card counters

  57. anonymous said

    February 1, 2015 @ 8:22 pm

    255 the buffet date was nearly 20yrs after the fact Besides Seiken did not make much as a broker on wall st They gave him stock tips but he ignored them until he was convinced to buy Microsoft just before they gave him pink slip

  58. Johnny the Freak said

    February 1, 2015 @ 10:08 pm

    Kapeesh. I’ll think about that on the way to Wells Fargo.

  59. shoudt watch said

    February 2, 2015 @ 9:59 am

    still going strong at #8 i have been hitting the refresh button since Friday 24/7 and still no change

  60. anonymous said

    February 2, 2015 @ 10:00 am

    Boy oh boy that would be something if Shoudt is given a pass to still compete with MLE What a slap in the ass to Dave Goldstein. I guess they really like Bob and hated Goldstein arrogance

  61. ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)

    February 2, 2015 @ 10:24 am

    Stephanie Torres competed in non-MLE contests on August 27, 2011 and was ejected from the rankings on September 9

  62. anonymous said

    February 2, 2015 @ 11:24 am

    Rumor that Seiken email George Shea and suggested he throw her out of the organization because she was ungrateful Not sure if it is true

  63. anonymous said

    February 2, 2015 @ 11:30 am

    I think Shoudt cut a deal with the Sheas

  64. Anonymous said

    February 2, 2015 @ 12:45 pm

    When did Pat start hittin that? Molly was riding his fame train the whole time in winners circle! Wtf was all that embracing and bullshit going on? Didn’t matter who won, they both got $10k so it was like a sorry ass tie. Rick needs to retire. It’s obvious to he has no skill as a eater or manager. He ate like once in WB ever. Slime just slid right in at the end with the champion photos. That the was ugliest threesome I ever saw! Time to hang it up people. The worst was Brunelli. How many times to do you compete and they don’t let you win before you stop trying. They’ll never let you win bro. Never. Local was 150 wings behind the overall? Pathetic.

  65. Anonymous said

    February 2, 2015 @ 12:52 pm

    Squib retired! I didn’t see that comin.. It was a great run brother. Glad to see ya got out w/respect intact. Just don’t go pullin a Wingador or Rick n keep repping losers or havin a come back. Don’t embarass ur title by managing or training no one n losers.

  66. anonymous said

    February 3, 2015 @ 12:56 pm

    Some of you really need to see the light and stop praising others who are happy that they made money while you made nothing. Once in awhile its nice to shoot out props but over and over again? You are not making one red cent while the other guy is raking in the bucks. Just watch the first hour of the movie Bronx Tale where the little kid tells Sonny that it hurt him to see Mickey Mantle cry when Bill Mazeroski hit the home run to win the world series for the Pirates. Sonny says” Mickey Mantle ? Mantle is making 100 grand a year do you think he cares about you? Nobody cares

  67. Anonymous said

    February 4, 2015 @ 12:12 pm

    Hell yea 12:56 No one gives a shit about u or who wins Do u Nothin else matters No body cares if ur a sell out who eats pigeon wings to tie for 10k No one cares if ur a guy or a girl NO ONE CARES No let’s talk about REAL eaters

  68. Boring said

    February 4, 2015 @ 12:15 pm

    This was the most uninteresting WB I’ve ever seen. Like watching paint dry. What happened to that Nacho guy? What happened to McDonald? Where did Squibb come from? Anyone think that 440/444 was total bs? I doubt they put up 2x or more what Jaws did. Now we know that it’s rigged! Guess now it will come down to who is willing to blow Angelo for a chance at a prize. It’s not CE its WWE.

  69. anonymous said

    February 4, 2015 @ 1:16 pm

    WWE or not eaters are still winning money and prizes and you’re not. Whine like a bitch somewhere else. If you don’t an event then don’t go to it. Simple as that.

  70. anonymous said

    February 4, 2015 @ 1:17 pm

    You seem to be missing the point. He making money and you are not but that won’t stop another fool from flying in from Vegas because he was either offered to be part of Bertie entourage or was given a free pass to the event . On wow . You could not get me to attend that piece of shit and i live within walking distance of the arena

  71. Toro said

    February 4, 2015 @ 2:11 pm

    1:17 fuck you fuck your mom you’re a pussy keep talking shit anonymous coward. Hate what I do ya bitch you have no idea the life I live or you would really boil with hatred pussy.

  72. anonymous said

    February 4, 2015 @ 2:16 pm

    The only thing missing in Pat parade was Maria Edible making surprise appearance giving him a big hug but she went through a life changing experience going vegan

  73. anonymous said

    February 13, 2015 @ 9:46 am

    I think i will show up at the Borgata this Sunday with a nice greasy juicy deli sandwich from the kibbutz room and hopefully Dave Goldstein will be at the same poker table to watch me eat it while getting grease all over the cards including his

  74. What a f**ked up event said

    February 23, 2015 @ 11:57 pm

    A second tier MLE wins. Molly ??? comes in a close second. The local paper hasn’t covered this crap on the first page since Sonya and Joey. All this contest does is underscore how philly really does suck and will never win a Super Bowl.

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