“Abuse Room” open thread

This thread has been started for critical comments which do not pertain to any posts to enable readers to avoid such material if desired. The most recent comments in the Thanksgiving videos post have been moved to this thread.

The inspiration for the “abuse room” follows after the jump:

Graham Chapman: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Michael Palin: Well, I was told outside that…
GC: Don’t give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
MP: What?
GC: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
MP: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I’m not going to just stand…!!
GC: OH, oh I’m sorry, but this is abuse.
MP: Oh, I see, well, that explains it.
GC: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.
MP: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.

from Monty Python, “The Argument Sketch”

Comments (242)

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  1. beautifulbrian said

    November 28, 2009 @ 2:55 pm

    Its funny how Mr Rifkin blatently posts comments of possible names of the one or two assholes ( i still say its one) that enjoy making derogatory comments about me. One would assume that because he posts those names (janus for ex:) that they are not suspects because he checked the IP and most of the time that is a correct assumption. However last night when i posted the names of two that are more than likely responsible for 90% of the negativity, he screened it and did not post the names. Something to hide now? Rifkin(we know is certainly not your name) you are a sneak , a lowlife a backstabber, a man that goes back on his word and takes pleasure in watching my website and credibility in the eating circuit go right down the toilet.I Hope you and your anonymous faggots that have no life whatsoever aside from eatfeats.com go straight to hell with out an asbestos suit. And for those of you that take offense to what i write about others, its not just to stir the pot for publicity, but its because you asked for it and you deserve it. Freedom of speech my friends. You dont like it ? Too freakin bad !

  2. Anonymous said

    November 28, 2009 @ 4:02 pm

    Seiken, since when did you ever have any credibility? You make it sound as though your lack of it is something a new phase. Don’t divert the issue to OJ. Why don’t you man up to being responsible for your own self. Oh yeah, freedom of speech. I like it … alot! That’s why we all come here. We want to tell Brian like it is. He. He.

  3. Anonymous said

    November 28, 2009 @ 4:15 pm

    Its rifkins site. He can post anything he wants and screen anything he wants. So can Seiken. What is so hard to understand here?

  4. anonymous said

    November 28, 2009 @ 4:39 pm

    November 28, 2009 @ 4:02 pm

    Seiken, since when did you ever have any credibility
    And when did you ever have any credibilty remaining anonymous your entire life

  5. beautifulbrian said

    November 28, 2009 @ 4:45 pm

    Anonymous said
    November 28, 2009 @ 4:02 pm

    Seiken, since when did you ever have any credibility? You make it sound as though your lack of it is something a new phase. Don’t divert the issue to OJ. Why don’t you man up to being responsible for your own self. Oh yeah, freedom of speech. I like it … alot! That’s why we all come here. We want to tell Brian like it is. He. He.

    When you decide to man up and reveal your real name i will be more than happy to man up and take responsiblity . Until then shut your fuckin mouth because i promise to shut it for you at the next contest if you are man enough to show your fuckin face faggot! And this time it wont be fake smiles and fake handshakes. Just show your face and say what you have to say to my face and this little matter will be cleared up very quickly. That i will promise . Im sick and tired of being your little internet punching bag. Big tough man on the net but in person a whimp that wouldnt dare talk shit to my face. PUNKASS

  6. anonymous said

    November 28, 2009 @ 4:58 pm

    If you just stay off this site for good you would not have to read the comments toward you and in turn would not have to comment. Everyone would be happy and this could go back to the great informative competitive eating site, not the Brian “why does everybody hate me” Seiken forum. It is like we are visiting the second coming of Sybil

    It’s Tim, it’s Conti, it’s Lerman, it’s Rhonda, it’s OJ, it’s stinky miernicki, it’s Booker, it’s Chapman, it’s Sliwa, it’s one of the Sheas, it’s Manchetti, it’s Krazy Kevin, it’s Nerz, it’s Chowhound, it’s Collins, it’s Super Paul. Oh my god, who is next? Maybe we should visit that list. Am I forgetting anyone

  7. beautifulbrian said

    November 28, 2009 @ 4:59 pm

    One more thing to roll around your sorry ass life which is truly very sorry . In my day i fought men as big as booker and jarvis and broken more jaws than “jaws” himelf . Size means ditty to me. Im not afraid or intimidated by big talk and big muscles. Yeah i talk smack on the net and i talk smack in person but so far nobody has had the balls to come to my face in the past 7yrs and challenge me to anything except how much freakin food they could stuff down their gutt. That really makes you a real man. I never look for fights but it seems that you do .There is not one person that comes to my defense like they do for Petey in Bodybuilding.com but i dont care . I can hold my own and defend myself in this very hostile environment. Im not a tough guy but i will get in your face if you have something to get off your chest. And i wont make an ass of myself losing fights like Dale Boone. High blood pressure and all i’ll still f===== you up .

  8. Anonymous said

    November 28, 2009 @ 5:12 pm

    I’d rather be an anonymous a**hole than a known moron! He. He.

  9. beautifulbrian said

    November 28, 2009 @ 5:28 pm

    I would rather be a moron than go through life hiding behind a mommy that thought best not to give me a name . He HE

  10. beautifulbrian said

    November 28, 2009 @ 5:32 pm

    when the backstabbers reveal who they are then i will dissapear . Until then expect the childish nonsense. OK? You want to play games well two can play . And this my friend is pure entertainment or OJ would ignore and delete. Its obvious there is nothing else to discuss besides Brian Seiken or else the Brian Seiken discussion would cease right? Its your rolls royce author that is condoning this behavior and as long as he tolerates it than i wont back off . How do you like that JERK?

  11. beautifulbrian said

    November 28, 2009 @ 5:34 pm

    I gave you guys or “guy” an ultimatim next contest time Either show up or shut up. Do i make myself clear? Or i will repeat it again for the hearing impaired

  12. beautifulbrian said

    November 28, 2009 @ 5:39 pm

    It’s Tim, it’s Conti, it’s Lerman, it’s Rhonda, it’s OJ, it’s stinky miernicki, it’s Booker, it’s Chapman, it’s Sliwa, it’s one of the Sheas, it’s Manchetti, it’s Krazy Kevin, it’s Nerz, it’s Chowhound, it’s Collins, it’s Super Paul. Oh my god, who is next? Maybe we should visit that list. Am I forgetting anyone

    FYI With the exception of two i never accused any of the others that you have mentioned . Its you that brought these names into the picture. I know who the culprit or culprits are and posted it last night but Mr Rifkin would not post it.

  13. anonymous said

    November 28, 2009 @ 5:44 pm

    The backstabbers need to be brought to surface like catching a shark out of water or the vermin will continue to poisen. When Brian leaves the lowlifes will find someone else to pick on like US Male, Subich, Juliet the list goes on. Brian is certainly not the only marked man

  14. anonymous said

    November 28, 2009 @ 5:59 pm

    to the young man or woman that would like this site to return to normal. In reference to the last 4 threads. An asian female eater afraid to compete in the U.S Ticketson sale for a film featuring low level eaters, a mashed potato contest out in the boondocks with less than low level competition and teashirts being sold by an inflated ego is hardly earthshattering headlines . I think the rock em sock em scenario that has just transpired in one thread is far more entertaining than the last four combined

  15. anonymous said

    November 28, 2009 @ 6:04 pm

    BB is no bargain but has anyone mentioned wing kong who frequents this site under an alias and ridiculed Subich for cheating in hot dogs not once but many many times

  16. Anonymous said

    November 28, 2009 @ 6:18 pm

    Argument Clinic. Brilliant!

  17. Anonymous said

    November 28, 2009 @ 6:53 pm

    I dont get it. Why doesnt Brian post the names on his site. What am I missing.

  18. ********** said

    November 28, 2009 @ 6:59 pm

    I am one of the backstabbers Coming out of the closet to satisfy Brian Seiken’s need to know

  19. WingKong said (Registered December 19, 2006)

    November 28, 2009 @ 8:34 pm

    BB or anonymous November 28, 2009 @ 6:04 pm or one and the same I’m sure

    I’ve tried to tell you this before but for some reason you don’t listen, or maybe it was one of the other little voices in head driving the car the day I said it. I have made comments in the past about other eaters I consider friends (something you are not familiar with) as an alias, something funny that would give it away to the person I’m jabbing at…If you like I’ll repeat it again.

    As far as this fictitious Subich situation you have going on in your sick little world…I really don’t know where you keep coming up with this. Have I ever said to you that I have an issue with Brian?!?!?!? NO, no I haven’t. I like Brian, in fact I like him a lot. I have enjoyed competing against him since the first time at shoo-fly pie and I will continue to until one or the other decides to leave the sport. BB obviously have an issue with me, from where it stems I don’t know. What I find ironic is you try and drum up crap here as anonymous and have as yet to address me about it in person…You have had two opportunities to confront me with your issues (cheesesteaks and sliders), both time you were extremely cordial and in fact quite talkative, then you bash me here. You really are a sick person who needs help, but do me a favor keep you stupid little conspiracy theory shit to yourself until you are man enough to confront me about it in person.

  20. beautifulbrian said

    November 28, 2009 @ 9:34 pm

    Wingkong , FYI i did not out you on this site nor at any other time have i badmouthed you. It was Subich that brought it to my attention about the hotdog crap. I could care less if you cheated or not . Why does he get blasted by certain individuals everytime he competes? So if its not you then who ?? . I have no problems with sarcastic comments from you or anyone else as long as its not put out there with bad or vicious intentions. The sneaky little remarks concerning my website or personal; remarks about me in general i dont find amusing. I had no problem with you when we first met at cheesesteak and the follow up at Roy Rogers, even though your attempt at stuffing my face in ketchup was kinda lame. From a personal standpoint i could care less what you think about me and you have no business trying to determine my mental capabilities. If you had any idea the shit i go through at work it would make your fuckin head spin.and for your info pizza champ I work for EAP as a counselor which is a non profit program that helps postal employees deal with the stress and everyday problems associated with the job. You need to be mentally competant for someone to even be considered for that position. So if you or anyone else refers to me as “schizo” I might have had a hard day at work trying to help others and i might just be letting off some negative energy. Whats the matter im not allowed to get upset from time to time? I have come between females and males that virtually came close to killing one another and you have the balls to question my mental status. I like you but i certainly neve trusted you and as far as the stupid little conspriacy theory you accuse me of i’ll keep it alive as long as it takes until i get ot the bottom of this shit. And if you want a confrontation you got it bro. You wanna duke it out or spit it out ? Your choice. So lets hope that the two of us get confirmed for the next event and you will have your golden opportunity so make the most of it. . You brought on the challenge not i. Im sure your philly buddies will back you to the hilt. I dont need an entourage . I fight my own battles.

  21. anonymous said

    November 28, 2009 @ 9:49 pm

    Wow a grudge match. The Sheas will love every minute of this and make it into a full featured DVD rentable only on Netflix

  22. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    November 29, 2009 @ 12:13 am

    What an effin cry baby! STFU.
    Aint your fingers tired?
    Just face the fact that you are a shit talker, and you promote the shit talking of others that you dont like.
    This is all you got,,, because you are not much of a competitive eater. This is an eating website. And you talk of fighting guys bigger than Badlands and f===ing people up. Thats a good CE’er huh?
    You are just a table ender with a big mouth.

    P.S. I understand that this “room” is meant for said “shit” talking. Hence the smell.

  23. Anonymous said

    November 29, 2009 @ 7:32 am

    Brian I say this in all earnestness. I certainly don’t hate you, and like Kong said, I even like(d) you, but I hate the way you are. It’s to the point that there is quite a stigma associated with you, your name, and your web site. As an eater I would cringe if I saw my picture there. I’d be afraid that if by some freak occurance some potential marketer did happen upon your site, after seeing my picture there, he would deduct I had a favorble association with “that crazy” Brian Seiken.” However, the saving grace for them is that no one really knows anything about you or your internet page, so any decent eaters whose photo you are displaying should all breathe a collective sigh of relief. That’s how bad things are, and the fact that you refuse to see or acknowledge this situation signifies that you need to make a change.

    If you don’t give things a rest and either find more outlets in life besides competitive eating, or change your perception quite a bit, you are going to come apart, implode, even more than you already have. Since I don’t want to further contribute to your demise, I won’t bring you up as a subject any more. I couldn’t live with the guilt, should you deteriorate further. Brian, in all sincerity, whether it be from an outside source or within, may you get the help you need.

  24. beautifulbrian said

    November 29, 2009 @ 7:38 am

    Hey fat fuck Toro didnt teach you a lesson so now you want a piece of me.? Go to the fat farm you fat loser . 90 percent of the time your far ass is always on this site which is why i never bothreed responding until lately. I had no beef with you but now you want to talk shit at my expense so your fat ass could gain a little publicity? Go crawl in a hole somewhere if you can find one big enough that fits you

  25. Anonymous said

    November 29, 2009 @ 9:03 am

    I doubt that the Sheas spend much if any time looking at eatfeats. They certainly wouldn’t promote such foolishness. They would probably be appalled. But they already know what to expect. He is tolerated just like he is tolerated here. If Seiken thinks this is the way to get attention, he will get it, but not in the way he hopes. People will stop feeling sorry for him. That includes the Sheas. He wants media attention and to promote the sport? Funny way to do it.

  26. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    November 29, 2009 @ 9:33 am

    Well, I just got back from the fat farm. They kicked me out for being too fat!
    So I went searching for a hole somewhere big enough to fit me, and I found one, and I would like to thank you mom for the room and board. Even though it stinks in here it free and roomy!

  27. beautifulbrian said

    November 29, 2009 @ 11:23 am

    anony 7:32 in all honesty i feel your pain. I feel more pain for your mother who unfortunalty has to deal with that pain day in and day out because she in fact created you and the sad part is she failed to provide you with a name. . I want to help you anony 7:32 i really do. I know you are the only one out there that needs eafteats as an outlet to release all that inner turmoil that has been brewing inside of you all these years after getting butt whipped your entire life by bullies in school . This explains the reason why you need to remain anonymous because your entire life is based on finding a way to get that revenge using me as your scapegoat. You have deteriorated in my eyes and i want to give you a big hug and tell you everything is going to be alright. Would you allow me to do that?. You are very very sick and it appears that your entire life surfaces around my life. Really dude get the help you truly need. I have some referrels or maybe we can sit down together and tell me your problems that have tormented you since birth. Is there family? Are there others that can help you with your obsession of Beautifulbrian. Please feel free to let it out

  28. beautifulbrian said

    November 29, 2009 @ 12:07 pm

    Fans listen up., Anony 7:32 who more than likely revealed his identity last night is an example of what is referred to as a cyberbully mind gamer. You dont have to necessarily use aggresive language or resort to threats to fit that mold. This individual or individuals attempt to find a weakness in your vulnerablity and methodically break it down. In order to seek revenge they take the sullen approach by assuming the role of a clinical psycologist when in reality they are the ones that should be getting help . I deal with this at work on a daily basis so its nothing new. As i mentioned in the past and on my latest video, if this individual can succeed in convincing the fans of this site and CE in general to paint a picture of me as a nut, then his mission is accomplished. Please pay it no mind. I will continue to respond at times but i must inform you it does not get to me one ioda. I would love to remove this persons picture since it might cause him a great deal of stress knowing that the association links to my site but i need to verify the identity before i can do that . I will continue to provide you with the best of the best in Competitive eating . I give you my word on that

  29. anonymous said

    November 29, 2009 @ 12:31 pm

    7:32 sounds like good advice from Coondog Rona & son .

  30. beautifulbrian said

    November 29, 2009 @ 1:24 pm

    Fans please ingore those remarks from 7:32 . I deal with cases like this every day at my volunteer position helping employees to cope with the stressful situations they deal with on a daily basis. 7:32 is a prime example of a cybernet bully. You dont need to be aggressive in manner or come off as hostile to claim the role of a bully. There are other methods they use in an attempt to break you down by painting a picture of you as some sort of psycotic nut. This is their way of trying to convince your fanbase to cease any future connection with your website. Its sad but its true. This particular individual could be coondog maybe rona maybe A-Bomb . If im wrong what the hell but i have a pretty good idea becasue they frequent this site more than anyone else and i am familiar with their form of text. Did i forget Rhonda Evans ? Not on weekends right ? Anony 7:32 i say this with all earnest. I dont like you i love you. I think you missed out on most of that as a child growing up because you were bullied and picked on and in order to relieve some of that childhood tension using my name as a scapegoat is the perfect solution. You happened to catch me at a vulnerable moment and several others chimed in with your exact sentiments so why not cease the opportunity ? . I feel for you and the mother who created you without providing you with an name. You have been hiding behind mommy with no name since birth so why shouldnt posting as anonymous on this site be any different. You are the one that has no other outlet in life beside competitive eating. This is your life. If OJ Rifkin ceased to exist where would you post? MLE.com your old stomping ground? Doesnt exist any longer. Get the help you so deserve 7:32 Please do it for mommy and most importantly do it for yourself ok? Dont worry about my deterioration. Its yours im concerned about . I am your entire life . You stalk me every chance you get and to be honest it can get frightening at times . Take care

  31. Anonymous said

    November 29, 2009 @ 1:43 pm

    Well, I tried.

  32. Anonymous said

    November 29, 2009 @ 1:44 pm

    It’s funny that you say “fans.” You only have one, yourself.

  33. anonymous said

    November 29, 2009 @ 1:44 pm

    Abuse room might backfire on OJ . It seems to be taking over the scene. Brian you forgot Boy King , Carey Poehlman,& Stinky Mierniki Add
    those three as possible suspects whom you have said nasty things about on bits and pieces and this site

  34. Anonymous said

    November 29, 2009 @ 2:07 pm

    It is good advice no matter who wrote it. Brian has no idea of what being a friend means. If he did, he would reflect a bit on some of the comments and stop trying to play detective to trash others. This is way beyond anything which could be considered remotely entertaining. It is the abuse room for sure. And most of the abuse comes from only one source, Brian himself.

  35. beautifulbrian said

    November 29, 2009 @ 8:06 pm

    Its funny how you say “one” how many fans do you have? Its sort of hard to have any when you insist on remaining anonymous How many fans does OJ have? Have any stats been taken lately? If i supposedly represent 50% of the anonymous posts and tiny represents 40% of the other posts then that leaves OJ with 10% which includes you and your 9 other anyonymous alias’s . I wont include OJ alias because everyone outside of his circle of eatfeats fans are cpnvinced he is Rhonda Evans

  36. anonymous said

    November 29, 2009 @ 8:08 pm

    Anonymous said
    November 29, 2009 @ 1:43 pm

    Well, I tried.
    Yeah you tried reverse psycology cause you thought you were dealing with Don Lerman. You met your match dimwit !

  37. anonymous said

    November 29, 2009 @ 8:57 pm

    Brian you are such a loser. remember when you had your interview with Brad bashing Aice. Well I heard 3 of the so called minor league eaters kicked Brads ass in a wing contest. If Tiny was smart he would just kick your ass and get it over with so keep talking you wannabe. All you do is run your mouth. grow up.

  38. beautifulbrian said

    November 29, 2009 @ 10:11 pm

    If im a loser for letting Brad speak his mind i fail to understand the logic in that . Can i ask who are the 3 minor league eaters that beat Brad? With the exception of the meatball contest Brad has never lost to an amateur

  39. beautifulbrian said

    November 29, 2009 @ 10:21 pm

    And FYI whoever this Tiny might be, he was not involved in my beefs until he decided to stick his two cents in the picture and make it his biz to get into my biz. More than likely this was his big chance to rub elbows with someone that accomplished alot more than he did in CE besides watching his waistline expand over the years. Let him speak for himself thank you

  40. anonymous said

    November 29, 2009 @ 11:29 pm

    Don’t play games Brian, He comments on here all the time and you know he eats with Chapman. Why didn’t you comment on your buddy Brad who got his ass handed to him by AICE eaters. After all you led him in his interview against AICE. It seems you do a lot of trash talking yourself and try to hide. What did you do so special for ce’. You’re surely not an eater. You seem to forget this is supposed to be a website about ce. Not about shirts an eater is trying to make money off of. I have never known a shirt to decide the outcome of a contest. So instead of Tiny going to a fat farm why don’t you come out of your shell if you can figure that one out.

  41. Anonymous said

    November 29, 2009 @ 11:54 pm

    My mistake Brian, it was two i believe Bob “Lord of the Wings” Kuhns and Pete “Broken Wing” Maurizo. I thought Mark Lyle did to but I think Brad finished ahead of him. If AICE eaters are amateurs how can this be so.Before you say luck I seen these two eat before.

  42. beautifulbrian said

    November 30, 2009 @ 12:21 am

    I didnt know he lost to Kuhns and Maurizo or maybe i did but i might have forgot about it I thought you were talking about a more recent event that Brad had lost that i didnt know about. . Those guys are very good wing eaters i give them credit for that. I dont think they could beat him in other food categories such as hot dogs and burgers. I havent spoken to Brad in awhile so i dont know what he is up to. He was supposed to accompany Brian to MD in a disguise so he could enter the amateur contest in roastbeef and after he won he was expected to compete in the pro event but when he heard the amateur contest was by lottery only , he backed out. To answer the 11:29 gentleman’s question (of course another anonymous) i lost close to 50lbs so i dont know what you are referring to as far as me coming out of a shell. Its a real good thing that you guys are not new born babies in a maternity ward , because the nurse would have a very hard job figuring out whose momma you belong to considering every one of you insist on remaining anonymous

  43. Gentleman Joe said (Registered December 8, 2005)

    November 30, 2009 @ 12:48 am

    Chappy & Bartolini’s HAD the results, but in “revamping” they are gone on both sites.

    This was probably about the same time I analyzed the results from contests yr to yr to show when the foods were harder or easier & became ridiculously named “slick willie.”

    It is NOT fair to characterize Kuhn’s or Maurizio as amateurs.

    They both would be ranked ahead of BB if in the Fed.

    Yeah, I know thats not saying much, but they are both high caliber eaters & great guys.

    I hope to make it out to west Pa to meet, compEAT, & hopefully beat them soon.

    There were 1 or 2 true amateurs that beat Sciullo that day. I think Frank Wach also beat him.

    Sciullo came in 7th or 8th if memory serves.

  44. beautifulbrian said

    November 30, 2009 @ 1:38 am

    Joe was there a need for a remark like that? Its a gimme they would be ranked ahead of me but they are not in the IFOCE. There are many eaters ranked ahead of me right now that should not be there so in that sense Kuhns and Maurizio would be ranked even higher if they were Fed members. You make it seem as though im the most pathetic eater that ever graced the table . I suck in hot dogs everyone knows that. If you check my stats i held my own for two years 2003-04 but have you noticed the tidal wave of competition that flooded the sport over the past 3yrs? The Sonyas Chestnuts and Bertolleti’s made mediocre eaters even more mediocre than they already were. Contrary to popular belief most of the old timers ended up retiring because they couldnt keep up with them. . I beat some of the big names or finished ahead of some of the big names of the sport back in the day. Ok so i own one measly title and it was won by a hairline fracture but a win is a win. There are eaters that never won a damn thing. I dont want to get into this kind of debate because all the other little anonymous aice jerks that hate my gutts will start coming out of the woodwork like the munchkins in the wizard of oz and start slamming my eating ability like i havent been slammed enough in this room about other things.

  45. anonymous said

    November 30, 2009 @ 1:46 am

    This room can only succeed if OJ does not screen the comments when specific names of protected eaters are mentioned. When i say protected i mean Jill & Arnie for example ,.For some reason anything derogatory about them has been screened in the past.

  46. Anonymous said

    November 30, 2009 @ 5:10 am

    Brian if you look behind you I think youll find that lost weight.

  47. beautifulbrian said

    November 30, 2009 @ 9:30 am

    Thanks anony I’ll keep that in mind. Isnt 5:10 am way past your bedtime unless you are sitting by your PC all night hoping that i reply back which you have done for the past weeks or months for that matter

  48. Rhonda Evans said

    November 30, 2009 @ 10:22 am

    I can’t help but laugh. These comments remind me of an episode of the Simpsons in which Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie all went to a family therapist who used mild shock therapy as the chosen methodology for improving intrafamily communication. Each person was asked to sit in a chair, in which each could administer/receive, electric shocks, anytime someone felt it necessary to communicate dissatisfaction with someone. It was supposed to be done intermittently, followed by discussion after each interaction.

    The therapist became enraged when each Simpson took it to an extreme, administering shocks to one another for virtually no reason, or whenever any sort of negative thought about that person came to mind. It got to the point that they all shocked one another in freewhelling, nonstop fashion, which overloaded the electrical circuit.

    I’m not explaining it that well, but it was one of the funniest episodes I ever saw. I can just see Beautiful Brian sitting in the middle of a room with about 20 detractors right now, with his thumb going to town!

    I’m laughing my a** off as I’m keyboarding this. … I gotta go … Oh … f*** me to tears … !

  49. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    November 30, 2009 @ 10:48 am

    Brian, its the “abuse room”, once again, for my smartass comment to you.
    Anon 11:29 states, as I have, that this is a CE website.
    All you have are verbal, or typed, guns to shoot.
    You are NOT a good eater. Myself, not to be conceted, I think I’d hand it to you in a contest.
    And the reason I ever started to dislike you in the first place is the video of you and Scuillo.
    Even though you claim that he was voiceing his own opinion, i coulda swore I seen your hand up his ass in some way or another.
    I will always defend AICE and Arnie. And Kuhns, Maruzio, Lyle, Payne, Gilbert, Hickman, Coony, Kordlaski, and the rest of my AICE bretheren.

    So its back to the fat farm to see if they are gonna let me in there again.
    HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

  50. beautifulbrian said

    November 30, 2009 @ 11:53 am

    Its nice that you stand by your people. Shows true loyalty on your end. . Unfortuantly i dont feel the same way. I cannot stand or maybe a better term would be “loathe” the two principles of the organization that you eat with. At least i am cordial enough to address it as such when i use the term”organization” If it was reverse roles and i was running the show he would never give me the satisfaction or benefit of the doubt addressing it as an “organization” if i happened to be running the show. As far as my hand up Brad’s ass. Yes and NO. It was his idea to slam Pete and record the video . He was obsessed with it because he felt he was slighted and i told him i would help him out. I personally dont know Pete nor did i have anything against him and as of today i have nothing against him. If you are saying that i used this as an opportunity to get my digs in on your leader, that is totally correct and i wont deny it. When i used the term “facade” i was referring to one particular individual and not everyone as a whole. BTW Hickman and Lyle happen to be good people. As of now i dont want to rehash any of my past problems with him because it will open up another can of worms and im not interested in going there any longer. On the flip side. over 4000 viewers watched the video on youtube so someone must have found it interesting dont you think? All this time Pete had every opportunity to post his own rebuttal and he didnt but of course your initial response would be “Petes a bigger man than that ” Whatever .

  51. anonymous said

    November 30, 2009 @ 11:56 am

    Hey Rhonda why don’t you admit it Brian keeps the action going. If not there would be very little entertaiment don’t you agree??

  52. Rhonda Evans said

    November 30, 2009 @ 12:49 pm

    Without getting too serious, I’m not sure the primary purpose of THIS site is to entertain, but rather to inform, which OJ does better than far better than anyone else in the CE world.

    Bzzz — oh shit — BB just shocked me.

    I must admit, I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks.

    BB’s site fulfills a different purpose, and everyone has his own opinion as to what that is.

  53. ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)

    November 30, 2009 @ 1:05 pm

    “Excellent! Excellent! Perhaps this energy conservation fad is as dead as the dodo! “

  54. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    November 30, 2009 @ 1:52 pm

    Oh yeah! That was the episode. Thanks OJ. Maybe we can contact the writers to do a re-make with some of the more colourful characters of CE.

    🙂

  55. beautifulbrian said

    November 30, 2009 @ 2:11 pm

    Rhonda maybe im stupid or did nto pick up right away, But define for the dimwitted ok? Where are you guys going with that Homer episode? Maybe you and OJ are the ones getting the last or maybe the only laugh due to brain impaired individuals like myself

  56. nunonabun said

    November 30, 2009 @ 3:16 pm

    This site is to entertain and inform all at once. B your a pissed off crazy person and for that I think I might love you. Not some sort of man on man in the shower love or you dress up as a woman and we pretend sort of love though. More of the I would eat your liver sort of love you know.

  57. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    November 30, 2009 @ 3:38 pm

    Brian no explanation I give will make you laugh if you’re not already doing so. We just have varying senses of humor. I’m still laughing.

  58. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    November 30, 2009 @ 3:41 pm

    By the way, OJ, I think that unless you close this “Abuse Room,” we may witness the most comments of any thread since the advent of eatfeats!

    That wouldn’t really be a shocker, however, even if many of the posts “are.”

  59. beautifulbrian said

    November 30, 2009 @ 4:19 pm

    The abuse room will remain open for eternity because it is entertaining. Contrary to what others might think, its all about gossip . People enjoy reading about what others have to say about them . And please Mr anonymous dont come back at me with “Its only you that believes that Brian” Thats bullshit ok and i can back that up. Its fact and there is no denying it. On a periodic basis i check my stats page and do you know which page on my site draws the most traffic? Bits and pieces. The exit page they frequent is usually page 6. Take this to heart Mr or Mrs Anony. You despise me because we had some mild altercation in the past or i wrote something about you on my site . Dont give me the im a firm advocate of OJ and eatfeats crap. You had a run in with me either on the net or via email but certainly not in person. All it takes is one complaint on my end about OJ Rifkin not plugging my site and all hell breaks loose. Brian you are a sicko , Brian you need help. Those very words can easily deter visitors from visiting your website. I realize i have never been this voicetrous before but do you see where i am coming from Rhonda? ,

  60. My ears hurt, and my eyes are kinda sore, too said

    November 30, 2009 @ 6:05 pm

    Wow,this is the stupidest, most annoying, whining thread ever. How soon will it be shut down?

  61. What a hunk said

    November 30, 2009 @ 7:02 pm

    The usual ass kissers of the IFOCE Crazy Legs and Janus will take center stage on TLC tonight. According to Rhonda Crazy Legs is gorgeous. Lily from the Munsters felt the same way about Herman while Marilyn was considered the ugly duckling of the family., You have strange taste in men Rhonda

  62. Ron Koch said

    November 30, 2009 @ 7:45 pm

    Hey Brian, Happy holidays..Just wanted to say your piece of El Toro doing Elvis is something everyone should see.Its great and very funny.

  63. uglybrian said

    November 30, 2009 @ 9:14 pm

    Jesus Christ! Really? Really? This is hilarious! This is the crazy man show. Brian, you are without a doubt, truly, certifiably insane. Hilarious!

  64. beautifulbrian said

    November 30, 2009 @ 9:44 pm

    Ron i truly appreciate that gesture but unfortunaltly the instant praise and the love for my site including the videos died out a few years ago. This is the wrong forum for compliments , The majority of the audience in here is an anti BB.com crowd Very hostile Very bitter . They drive Rolls Royce and not Yugo’s . If by chance one of the jealous morons takes your advice they will log into BB.com with a pout on their mug , then report back here and inform everyone how shitty the video was. This is OJ crowd and dont expect OJ to hype anything related to BB.com unless there is a shortage of contest footage of future IFOCE events . But thanks once again

  65. anonymous said

    November 30, 2009 @ 10:11 pm

    Toro does resemble Elvis

  66. beautifulbrian said

    November 30, 2009 @ 10:42 pm

    He sounds more like Roy Orbison than Elvis. If you check out the original clip from 1964 its obvious that song was made to order for Jackie Wilson but they would have never let him perform on stage with ann margaret. Racism in hollywood was prevalent in those days. As far as Elvis and Jackie in the same movie the Colonel would never allow another entertainer to star in the same flick with Elvis. I had an idea. Toro dressing as Elvis doing the same song with Pat Philbin dressing up as Ann Margaret in tights dancing with him on stage. Someone would want big bucks for that one . That would be interesting now would it?

  67. Anonymous said

    November 30, 2009 @ 11:24 pm

    What does Brian want?

  68. Anonymous said

    December 1, 2009 @ 4:55 am

    He wants attention.He’s happy here.

  69. Anonymous said

    December 1, 2009 @ 8:36 am

    It’s an outrage that Brian Seiken, one of the premier eaters in the country, was not named for this event.

  70. nunonabun said

    December 1, 2009 @ 9:08 am

    Whats wrong with me Rolls dawg?

  71. Innovator said

    December 1, 2009 @ 9:26 am

    new name for this room: Crybaby Corner

  72. beautifulbrian said

    December 1, 2009 @ 10:27 am

    Anonymous said
    November 30, 2009 @ 11:24 pm

    What does Brian want?

    When you and the other asshole is exposed , then i will leave the room.That is the only reason i am here Until then i will be hanging around Is that ok with you?

  73. beautifulbrian said

    December 1, 2009 @ 10:31 am

    Talking about chowder? I emailed them about it. Mike is cool . He normally responds back but if he doesnt that means that he asked for advice on how to handle the email and someone in the office told him”dont respond back to that”. Every local within the five boroughs of NYC was invited except me.

  74. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 1, 2009 @ 10:45 am

    Welcome to Beautiful Brians room. Its kinda messy, and not beautiful in any way shape or form.
    Home of the holiday 5 pack. The footprints prayer on the wall. And the most unused welcome mat in history.
    So sit back and enjoy the bumpy ass ride.

  75. Anonymous said

    December 1, 2009 @ 10:46 am

    I think this should give way to a whole new web page on eatfeats called Brian’s Corner. In a weird way, it is Brian that makes this site as popular as it is.

  76. beautifulbrian said

    December 1, 2009 @ 10:53 am

    Tiny you are nothing more than a fat moron whos biggest accomplishment in life is stuffing a few pounds of doughnuts in your mouth and throwing the rest of it up This is not my room. I am temporarily patroling it . .Furious Pete thinks you are an ass. I made the mistake of responding back to you in a civil manner but i can see it was a total waste of time. I agree my days are long gone in the sport and the respect i used to get is gone as well but if your dumpy looking ass could ever accomplish 1/3 of what i accomplished , then i can say you accomplished something in your sorry ass life. And for the jokes that you claim to stand by through thick and thin, may heaven help you. Get some real friends that you can align youself with

  77. nunonabun said

    December 1, 2009 @ 11:43 am

    Three snaps and a twirl on that

  78. anonymous said

    December 1, 2009 @ 11:49 am

    Hit or miss like the Beatles Elvis and Mike Jackson . You are a hit or you are not. The abuse room is a hit and will remain a hit unless several decide to leave. BB please sign a long term rental agreement

  79. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 1, 2009 @ 12:36 pm

    Better fat than fugly.
    I like my fatness.
    Why throw Petes name in there?

  80. beautifulbrian said

    December 1, 2009 @ 1:00 pm

    Because you brought it up last month in one of the posts

  81. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 1, 2009 @ 1:13 pm

    I’m just here for the abuse.
    Beat me daddy, beat me.

  82. nunonabun said

    December 1, 2009 @ 1:31 pm

    I thought this was the sort of thing Obama was going to put an end to.

  83. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 1, 2009 @ 1:52 pm

    Buck Ofama.

  84. nunonabun said

    December 1, 2009 @ 4:09 pm

    Yo BB you live in the Atlanta area?

  85. Steakbellie said (Registered August 11, 2006)

    December 1, 2009 @ 5:22 pm

    Wow. I havent checked Eatfeats since before Thanksgiving and everybody up in this piece has gone CRAZY. Weirdest of all is that even OJ is showing a sense of humor.

  86. nunonabun said

    December 1, 2009 @ 6:09 pm

    between brians bitterness and tinys fatness we have come to love each other.

  87. anonymous said

    December 1, 2009 @ 9:07 pm

    Hey, why not have Brian vs Tiny in a contest.

  88. Anonymous said

    December 2, 2009 @ 8:19 am

    They can pick the same food item and see who eats it the fastest.

  89. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 2, 2009 @ 10:32 am

    Thats what I’m talkin about!

  90. nunonabun said

    December 2, 2009 @ 10:52 am

    I would love to see some Tiny on BB action.

  91. Dave said

    December 2, 2009 @ 11:48 am

    I would rather who can eat the most, and have all day!

  92. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    December 2, 2009 @ 12:14 pm

    I’m not sure it matters either way. Eating doesn’t appear to be a strength of either one. I’m certain they both have much better attributes.

  93. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 2, 2009 @ 12:31 pm

    I dont agree Rhonda. I would love to eat a challenge against Bri-guy.
    5 bananas, half a gallon of gatorade, and a quadruple whopper. Just a suggestion.

  94. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 2, 2009 @ 12:32 pm

    You name it Brian. As long as its picnic style and no raw onions and I’m in.

  95. beautifulbrian said

    December 2, 2009 @ 12:36 pm

    Tiny i never agreed to anything. Someone else is stirring the pot. If you could give me one solid reason as to why i should waste my time going up against you in a food category when i declined the offer from some of your other cronies that were much better eaters than yourself, then i might think about it.

  96. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    December 2, 2009 @ 12:37 pm

    BB’s on a diet and he’s doing a great job. At least keep the food “lo-cal.”

  97. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 2, 2009 @ 12:43 pm

    I’ll do whatever. 6 bananas and 64oz’s of gatorade.

  98. nunonabun said

    December 2, 2009 @ 1:07 pm

    Bananas are not lo cal. How about fourteen pounds of apple sauce.

  99. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 2, 2009 @ 1:49 pm

    OK. Kinda fuckin extreme. But whatever.

  100. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 2, 2009 @ 2:01 pm

    Howa about a box of Special K and a half a gallon of skim?

  101. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 2, 2009 @ 2:20 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZwKHBJbce0

    Somebody loves you.

  102. anonymous said

    December 2, 2009 @ 11:31 pm

    Hey BB the reason can be just an old fashion ass whooping. Do I see a yellow streak on your back instead of a yellow shirt. What a joke. You can dish it out but you can’t take it. I guess your excuse is ‘m on a diet. You allways seem to find a way to find a way out. After all any eater from AICE is an ameteur.
    Looks like if you find a set and eat against Tiny you won’t have to eat that much since he eats for the so called minor leagues. Look in the mirror and ask yourself this question about yourself ” Do I have a set?”

  103. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    December 3, 2009 @ 10:08 am

    The folks that have a real problem with preponderance of media opportunities going to a select few are clearly in the minority. Otherwise, there wouldn’t be enough eaters to merit 50 placings in the rankings.

    The IFOCE runs a business and, as such, not only have every right to promote the business as they see fit, but the powers that be are doing nothing discrepant from the bounds of the contract eaters have with them.

    Again, if eaters don’t like the way things are, all they have to do is refrain from re-signing. No one is holding a gun to eaters’ heads, forcing them to stay on.

    IFOCE actions might, at times, seem cold, unfair, and/or inequitable among the eaters, and maybe they are, but their first interest is the welfare of the business.

    It’s unreal how many long-time IFOCE members still complain, as if this is something new. Evidently, things must not be too bad —- not bad enough to preclude re-signing.

    (I’m putting this in the “Abuse Room.”)

  104. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 3, 2009 @ 10:43 am

    Brian, I can think of quite a few reasons that you would not challenge me.

    1.You’d lose.

    2.Utter embarassment. (I mean to lose to an AICE eater)

    3.You can’t put your money where your mouth is.

    I’ll play you for your profile!

    If you beat me I’ll stay off of EATFEATS for 1 full year. Vise Versa.

  105. bellybuster said

    December 3, 2009 @ 4:55 pm

    Hey Tiny, There are 4 eaters in Las Vegas that will take you on ,any time.Brian is IFOCE, so if you challange him and he refuses well then the brotherhood will challange you..BOOHOO BOOHOO

  106. anonymous said

    December 3, 2009 @ 4:59 pm

    Contrery to what people think Brian, there are people who still have your back

  107. AICE EATER said

    December 4, 2009 @ 6:05 am

    Hey Bellybuster, How about you eat against me then. I know I will I repeat I will beat you. This is between Tiny and Brian. Tiny you don’t need to here this because you allready know. We have your back!!! Brian may be IFOCE but is a wannabe gossip columnist, thats all. Not an eater. Why cant Brian respond for himself. Is the post by anon 11:32 true did I read yellow streak. Let it go bellybuster, or do you gotta hold BB’s hand when he goes wee wee to and give him a couple of shakes to. That what it sounds like.

  108. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 4, 2009 @ 12:55 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6paGQ7uaIk&feature=related
    LOL!

  109. Bellybuster said

    December 4, 2009 @ 6:43 pm

    If you were any kind of eater you would be IFOCE. I guess the challange is on..Same rules .I lose Ill not be on eat feats for a year.You lose you apologize to Brian and Tiny is gone for a year… It will be one hell of a challange..Lets get it on

  110. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 5, 2009 @ 10:56 am

    WHO are you?
    My challenge is for Brian.
    But let me do some research on belly buster.

  111. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 5, 2009 @ 10:58 am

    WHO is bellybuster?

  112. Anonymous said

    December 5, 2009 @ 11:04 am

    Brian won’t chime in here. Too many against him.

  113. Anonymous said

    December 5, 2009 @ 11:23 am

    From Brian Seiken:

    Anonymous said
    December 5, 2009 @ 7:32 am

    Brian why do you even need to ask that question? Look at all the times you trashed this site in Bits. (Eatfeces?) You should be thankful that OJ doesn’t fight fire with fire. He’s bigger than that. Not touting you as much as you’d like is certainly not having a problem with you. It is you who owes OJ a gigantic, long, apology.

    You (jackass) are the main reason i hang around the abuse room or for any room in this site. You (jackass) that always refers to me as “Brian” was setup. once again. I expected you to chime in and you did. Your life is sitting by the PC waiting for me to say something negative and i will continue to do so hoping that you will slip up in your text so we can bring you to justice. As i reinterated in the past. MYOFB I think you know what those initials stand for. This has nothing to do with you. Can’t OJ speak for himself unless you are OJ? Until i gather enough info which will reveal your IP and location , then i will remain on here temporarily . I dont apologize to anonymous adminiistrators. I think you are the one that needs to apologize to me and to your mother for being YOU!

  114. Bellybuster said

    December 5, 2009 @ 12:08 pm

    Who’s Tiny, Or is that his appetite.Eater # 50 can out eat you. Whats your claim to fame? ,a 7-11 slurpee?

  115. Anonymous said

    December 5, 2009 @ 12:26 pm

    OJ, recommendation for your next poll:
    Complete the statement: I mostly think of Brian Seiken as a:
    1. Competitive Eating Legend
    2. Great Singing Talent
    3. People’s Champion
    4. Webmaster of the best CE website
    5. Total Jerk who cares about no one but himself

    Even with four positive choices and only one negative alternative, I believe that the majority of people will opt for # 5. Do it OJ. Please. Brian needs to get a grip on how the CE world perceives him.

  116. nunonabun said

    December 5, 2009 @ 3:31 pm

    I’ll host the Tiny vs Anyone contest in Atlanta. Sixteen pounds of peaches, fist to the pits wins a prize of some sort I make in my backyard. Please register in advance at gaysumoboy@yahoo.com.

  117. anonymous said

    December 5, 2009 @ 3:57 pm

    How bout Tiny vs nobody because he just aint worth it

  118. anonymous said

    December 5, 2009 @ 3:59 pm

    anonymous 12:26 i have an idea. Why don’t you start that poll on your own blog and leave OJ out of it for that is not his style. Blogs are free for cheap fucks such as yourself

  119. beautifulbrian said

    December 5, 2009 @ 4:11 pm

    Many of you wonder why i hang around to absorb the abuse from jerkoffs that wouldnt dare talk the crap to my face that is spewed on this site. I dont like OJ Rifkin whoever that may be. I think he is an asshole and a piece of garbage . He has accomplished nothing with this blog but play other IFOCE members against one another by permitting anonymous assholes to post negative comments about Boone, Juliet, Humble Bob , myself and others. OJ you are just as bad as the ones that post under “anonymous” . I realize my rants accomplish very little. Anony that begins the sentence with “Brian” I told you once that i love you and you still hate me ? Why is that. I thought love conquers all . BTW unless OJ decides to ban me from the site i am not leaving anytime soon. I get such a personal enjoyment out of responding back to anonymous losers. Oh and i still consider this site EATFECES.COM HA !

  120. beautifulbrian said

    December 5, 2009 @ 4:39 pm

    Lets try to keep all the nasty comments about me in the abuse room . Even though OJ Rifkin is an ass for not mentioning my site anymore i think in all due respect , the other rooms should be kept tidy. Now back to the fools that cant even come up with a catchy alias other than “anonymous” . You have had every ample opportunity to tell me to my face what you think about me and yet you limit yourself to hiding behind the PC on this site to let me know how you really feel about me. So what is your problem. Am i too arogant? Are you really that much of a fan of this site that you just cant stand my ridicule ? Does my music offend you? Does my website offend you? Have i trashed you in the past on my site so the best way to deal with it is to get your revenge by slamming me under a hidden identity? Please enlighten me so maybe i can change things for the better. Please

  121. Anonymous said

    December 5, 2009 @ 6:04 pm

    Brian dig yourself.

  122. Anonymous said

    December 5, 2009 @ 6:45 pm

    You just need mental help.

  123. beautifulbrian said

    December 5, 2009 @ 8:41 pm

    Brian dig yourself , you need mental help , Brian this Brian that. Shutup and get yourself a fuckin life and stop revolving it around me. I am not leaving . I will continue to comment so whats the point. Go blow it our of your ass ok Geez . Never experieced such hate for one individual in my entire lifetime

  124. Anonymous said

    December 6, 2009 @ 4:40 am

    B-R-I-A-N I agree.

    OJ, recommendation for your next poll:
    Complete the statement: I mostly think of Brian Seiken as a:
    1. Competitive Eating Legend
    2. Great Singing Talent
    3. People’s Champion
    4. Webmaster of the best CE website
    5. Total Jerk who cares about no one but himself

    Even with four positive choices and only one negative alternative, I believe that the majority of people will opt for # 5. Do it OJ. Please. Brian needs to get a grip on how the CE world perceives him.

  125. Anonymous said

    December 6, 2009 @ 6:12 am

    Brian is best at one thing, the King of the Abuse Room. It was tailor made for him.

  126. Anonymous said

    December 6, 2009 @ 7:11 am

    Brian I’m sure you can relate to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJChh7ghGnE&feature=PlayList&p=3B2D07BFB8A84C62&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=44&shuffle=49644.

  127. beautifulbrian said

    December 6, 2009 @ 10:05 am

    Love it ! that is great stuff. Heavy metal at its purest form

  128. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 6, 2009 @ 11:23 am

    What have you done bellybuster?
    I dont know if thats a nickname for you? Not in the database.
    Are you a CE’er?
    You know I am and you can easilly find me, I’m VERY hard to miss.
    WHO are you? (or can you not answer a simple fuckin question?)

    And I’ve done quite a bit FYI.

  129. Bellybuster said

    December 6, 2009 @ 3:57 pm

    I am the ONE.Mr full of redbull to you think curses bother me .It just shows me what a low life you are ..Brian is on the money with you guys

  130. beautifulbrian said

    December 6, 2009 @ 6:26 pm

    Bellybuster thanks for understanding what kind of shit roams this blog. I would enjoy watching them squirm if they knew who you really were. I am on the money with every one of these little faggots and its only a few . Trust me on that. Notice how fast they back off when they feel intimiated and its just a blog yet . Can you imagine if they dared show their faces and you blow on them? they prob run faster than a scared little bitch. I have repeated this countless number of times , lets cut the snide little comments about my mental well being and my website and arrange a meeting with Mr & Mrs Anonymous 1 2 and maybe 3 ok? This way we get all your little gripes about me out in the open. Would you agree to that? . Please do because responding back to your repetitive nonsense is a waste of time. Does it really offend you that much that i referred to this site as eatfeces.com? OJ there is no need to use duel identities for an apology. All you had to do was email me and i might have obliged

  131. Anonymous said

    December 6, 2009 @ 7:04 pm

    What a buster. Tiny would school you. That’s why you do not have a real identity. “full of bull” is more like it.

  132. anon said

    December 6, 2009 @ 11:38 pm

    Brian, nobody is afraid of you or bellybuster you turtle looking fuck. You name the time and the place for a contest with you or belly”fag’buster trust me nobody will run

  133. anonymous said

    December 7, 2009 @ 12:25 am

    How is anyone supposed to fear you if they dont know who you are? And your tough words really frighten everyone OOOOO he’s not afraid Look out here comes anonymous man This site has weakened your immune system

  134. belly the man said

    December 7, 2009 @ 12:33 am

    anony with all those fighting words you still a little punk scared to leave your real name huh? ??:

  135. nunonabun said

    December 7, 2009 @ 9:04 am

    First everyone was stupid, then they were crazy, now they are all faggots blowing each other. Settle it like men, fist or food.

  136. beautifulbrian said

    December 7, 2009 @ 10:18 am

    I never asked anyone to fear me just respect me thats all. Nun the other night you commented on my shows being comparable to 1940’s aspirin. If you check out the colemans bar and grill episode currently running on my site, you will realize that two opposite media personalites can work together if called upon for a tv sitcom. If you have an hour of spare time check it out thanks http://www.beautifulbrian.com/archives.html

  137. Anonymous said

    December 7, 2009 @ 11:04 am

    dont stoop this low, dont do it
    belly buster is bb

  138. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 7, 2009 @ 11:58 am

    Um, lets see. If you wont show your name/face you must be one of the split personalities of Brian.
    Anon 11:04 might be right.
    BB-beautiful brian
    BB-belly buster
    Its a reacurring theme on this site to cleverly (or not so cleverly) hide your name.
    Like the palendromic rhondaevans steveadnor, must be a sheas hand up your ass brian.
    I love this site for the sheer record/stats keeping and the local contests that may pass by you. But this is rediculous.

  139. beautifulbrian said

    December 7, 2009 @ 12:03 pm

    I am not belly buster and the other anon i have been accused of. Check with OJ . I guarantee you can trust me on that one

  140. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 7, 2009 @ 12:46 pm

    I’ll be in NYC this weekend. Cant wait to put the hammer down on some latkes.

  141. Bellybuster said

    December 7, 2009 @ 12:48 pm

    Brian is not and I repeat not bellybuster.. Once again I say Brian is not me.. I WILL GO UP AGAINST ANY CHALLANGE that will have some benifits for me.I dont eat to appease someone ego. And I can back that up.beleive me..

  142. nunonabun said

    December 7, 2009 @ 12:49 pm

    I say you were 1940’s aspirin not your shows. I was just busting chops though. I will check it out tomorrow night after work since they got filters here and I will be out late tonight. Brain I will not discount you or your site without giving it a try. I know I like Eatfeats because of all the smaller events it lists and easy to follow coverage. Also I enough reading the comments on here back and forth.

    i know how you and tiny could bond and prove who is the better eater at the same time…Carnivore. you each get a half and the first one done keeps the cash and the loser has to adopt a cat from th Cobb county animal shelter for me. This way you learn to work together to make the world better.

  143. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    December 7, 2009 @ 2:29 pm

    The crap below belongs here in the Abuse Room, not on a constructive thread.

    anonymous said
    December 7, 2009 @ 2:10 pm

    Mind boggling. Beat Joey and yuo are the next Abe Lincoln or Matin Luther king to the morons of this site. If this takes priority over what is real important in this world , then that is the reason why the world is what it is

    anonymous said
    December 7, 2009 @ 2:12 pm

    Rhonda Evans your name is not Rhonda Evans but more like OJ Rifkin or a shea communication employee that has access to a PC M-F and not on weekends. Bout time you stopped trying to pull the wool over our eyes.

  144. anonymous said

    December 7, 2009 @ 2:51 pm

    who gives a shit. Stinky Mierniki would beat him hands down

  145. anon said

    December 8, 2009 @ 6:25 am

    Before you take a challenge bellyboy or bb learn how to spell first.

  146. Crazy Legs Mom said (Registered February 16, 2006)

    December 8, 2009 @ 10:00 am

    I do not understand the problem here. Don’t all eaters want fans? Rhonda Evans is not me despite what some people (still?) think. That is absurd for many reasons, but I will not respond to a back an forth on that issue. Just my opinion but why would any Shea employee be commenting as Rhonda does? She gives pats on the back to those in all of the organizations and the independent eaters. Whoever writes under that moniker seems to be a real fan with humor, a bit racy even at times, a follower for many years, a passionate person with strong forthright opinions. She says when she regrets having written something and acknowledges incorrect predictions. What’s not to like and what difference does her so called real identity make? OJ as Rhonda? IMO equally absurd. Children, children, get with the program, increase fans, state your opinions but be civilized, banter, have a real back and forth and put the fun back into the CE Tribe. Just another (elderly) fan.

  147. Steakbellie said (Registered August 11, 2006)

    December 8, 2009 @ 10:18 am

    THANKYOU RONA!
    This has been so bizarre here lately. Cant we talk about CE more?

  148. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    December 8, 2009 @ 10:26 am

    Thank you Rona. Actually, though I’m certainly not either of them, I’m flattered when people think I’m OJ, yourself, Rich, George, Legs, or Tim, because that’s saying I’m at least viewed as being fairly intelligent, surely more than I actually am.

    In the event I’m not me (that Rhonda Evan’s chick), at least I use the same moniker all the time, versus one of the dozen-plus anonymi that post here.

    I really think the majority of folks that post here appreciate the plethora of research and news that OJ does and posts, respectively, to make this the great web site it is. For those few that don’t share that view, I can place them in one or more of several categories.

    They’re either jealous, vindictive, sick (mentally), in need of constant attention and approval, or just trouble-makers in general (what I call having a crap-in-the-punchbowl outlook on life), or a combination of two or more of the aforementioned descriptors.

    I don’t think I’m too far out in left field here.

    I’m sure some whining will now continue (by those who excel at that), but may it stay here in this “Abuse Room.”

    Thanks again Rona … you’re a doll!

  149. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 8, 2009 @ 10:33 am

    I want to challenge bellybuster? Do I? I guess I do. Just to reveal him/her and beat him/her.
    Name the stakes #^&@*.

  150. anonymous said

    December 8, 2009 @ 11:21 am

    Rona is somewhat more passive than Rhonda. Rhonda uses CAPS for chosen words and comes out charging like a bull. She seems to know more about the eaters and the stats as opposed to Rona. I do not think they are one and the same but then again anyone can alter a personality on a keypad.

  151. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    December 8, 2009 @ 11:44 am

    Thanks for the complement. 🙂

  152. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    December 8, 2009 @ 11:45 am

    compliment …

  153. anon said

    December 8, 2009 @ 7:24 pm

    They won’t accept your challenge Tiny, They talk a real big game , but when it comes down to it,
    it will be just a battle of words. Brian’s only claim to fame is he lost 50 lbs. Well, thats good and all but this is a sight about eating not about dieting. If bellybuster and or Brian wanna step up one at a time or even together, I’ll be at your side. They will lose because I know how we both eat.. Hell they can even pick the food…

  154. Anonymous said

    December 9, 2009 @ 10:26 am

    Thanks anon 7:24. I know who you are and you are right.

  155. anonymous said

    December 9, 2009 @ 11:54 am

    Why would one or both lower themsleves in going up against a third tier eater that would not even merit an IFOCE ranking if he were in the organization not to mention the other that wont even provide his real name? I think we know how both eat and both of you or at least one cant eat for shit so go blow

  156. bellybuster said

    December 9, 2009 @ 7:10 pm

    Anon alias Tiny, Like I said before, if your not IFOCE all you can do is blog ,curse slander or do whatever you whanabes do except eat..I will go up against any of you but for what..Your not even ranked..The same for Brian,why waist his time..BUT GO AHEAD RANT AND RAVE , CURSE AND CRY…thats why your not worth the time…I would stake #50 against you”

  157. anon said

    December 10, 2009 @ 12:24 am

    Well let me see bellybuster or bb or whoever you are here is a news flash for you I can eat and I will eat against you and bb. To put me against your #50 would not be good for you. That’s not even worth my time and I’m not trying to sound cocky that’s just reality. Brians catching hell for his interview with Brad who once again ate a 20 lb burger but got his ass handed to him eating wings I think in pgh. It looks like Brian led Brad a little in the interview against Pete and Aice. So I ask you this he can slam that burger down but cant hang in a wing contest against the minor leagues as he put it. It’s not so much slamming Pete is the issue but if you’re going to slam Aice then now I got an issue. So if you have a problem with anyone let me know. Like you said cursing and crying aren’t worth your time. It’s not worth mine either. So now I have to agree with you. If you want to eat let’s sit at the table and do this. If bb wants an interview thats fine to but he will keep it clean. Now the bullshits is over I do eat with them I’m tired of the bashing. Now tell me what you wanna do. I’m not trying to sound ignorant but enough is enough. I don’t bad mouth the IFOCE. What the Sheas do is on them. If you want to eat against lets eat.

  158. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 10, 2009 @ 10:52 am

    I’m sick of all this crap.
    When you want the challenge bellybusterbitch let me know.
    I said YES to a challenge.

    Anon 12:24, I know that you are good, real good.
    And I give you the respect that you deserve.
    Your not some queer in Las Vegas sipping on a fu fu drink with your flip flops on typing mad shit.
    You are the real deal.
    This shit is crazy……. shit talkin shit.

    Happy Holidays

  159. bellybuster said

    December 10, 2009 @ 12:48 pm

    Now you got it, shit talking shit..no need for this on this site. This is a ce website not a rant and raving website ..Issue a challange and see who comes. But do it the wright way..

  160. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 10, 2009 @ 2:21 pm

    This turned full scale.
    10 cans of vienna sausage. Unopened. And two 32oz gatorades.
    First to clean everything up wins.
    Thats 70 weenies and a half a gallon of gatorade.
    i lose – i dont go on eatfeats for 1 year
    you lose – well it really dont matter because you hide your identity anyway
    You in?

  161. bellybuster said

    December 10, 2009 @ 3:05 pm

    It will cost more in airfare than your ego is worth

  162. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 10, 2009 @ 3:42 pm

    Once again. Poop talk.
    We can do this via youtube.
    These are items that are easily available and consistent in weight.
    Are you in? Or can you not answer a simple question?
    Yes or No.

  163. bellybuster said

    December 10, 2009 @ 4:38 pm

    Get rated and then we will talk..To eat against a whanabee serves no purpose. Get rated and then you can make comments.,until then wha wha wha wha……………………

  164. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 10, 2009 @ 5:19 pm

    Glad to see that you are an immature fuck stick.
    I’ve been rated by AICE for over 2 years.
    As high as 8th.
    But numbers dont matter.
    You suck.
    And you will hide forever.

  165. Anonymous said

    December 10, 2009 @ 6:07 pm

    A hundred sixty-four comments and still going strong!

  166. bellybuster said

    December 10, 2009 @ 6:38 pm

    Good one Tiny, thats all youll ever be, whanabee.Once again ranting and cursing and full of your self.I WILL NOT REPLY ANYMORE UNLESS YOU CLEAN UP YOUR ACT..

  167. anonymous said

    December 10, 2009 @ 7:19 pm

    Lets go bellybuster, a couple of days ago you were ready to eat now Tiny isn’t worth it. I strongly feel it’s something else. Like you’re afraid because you know he will kick your ass. Hey Tiny it’s not even worth writing to these losers they’re all talk and just trying to piss you off. Once you call there bluff they back down. What a joke. Thats why this website has to put things like this on it. Goodluck to you in Latkes.

  168. bellybuster said

    December 11, 2009 @ 2:55 am

    I guess you may have a hard time understanding words so let me spell it out clearly..NOT RATED, CANNOT BLOG WITHOUT CURSING, HAS NOT DONE ANYTHING WORTH MENTIONING, NO MONEY..Its great Tiny has friends that will stick up for him ,just like Brian does.So take a note I may be down Tinys way but I will not compete unless its IFOCE sponcered.. So what does that mean??Dont bother with a responce ,Im chicken Tiny will destroy me in eating,Ihave no chance,but dream on, Have a good dream………….

  169. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    December 11, 2009 @ 8:16 am

    I’m glad you opened this thread OJ. From now on when two people vehemently disagree with one another, or whenever someone wants to start trouble, the equivalent of being in a bar and stating, “Hey, care to step outside?,” you can now state, “Hey step into the abuse room and I’ll kick your a**!”

    I’ll certainly use that from time to time, as I often feel a need to break a cyber chair over one or two heads, but only on this thread.
    🙂

  170. anon said

    December 11, 2009 @ 7:03 pm

    Well I guess that contest will never happen. But, did I say but you told me you would eat against me so since I’m no good as you think I want to accept your challenge. Quit with the only if the IFOCE sponsors it. So just post when you will be in Ohio and I will take the trip to settle this with you. Then we will see how good you really are Brian or bellybuster, we all know it’s you, just like we all know who Rhonda Evans is

  171. beautifulbrian said

    December 15, 2009 @ 9:51 am

    Rhonda i suggest you stop badmouthing me whoever you are Very convien of you to hide behind a 70’s sitcom name. . I did not leave any such comments and i suggest you stay away from my website because your kind is certainly not wanted . You are nothing but a fraud and a fake. Post your real name for once in your life. Do you realize how many people are sick and tired of reading your opinions which mean absolutly nothing .

  172. Mirrorball said

    December 15, 2009 @ 10:18 am

    Wow, Rhonda – that was almost TOO easy 🙂
    For a guy that loves to publicly embarrass people in the name of “comedy,” it sure looks like he’s lost his sense of humor. That “shoe on the other foot” thing isn’t nearly as much fun, is it?

  173. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    December 15, 2009 @ 10:19 am

    You’re wrong on all counts BB.

    1. That was Florida Evans you’re thinking of in Good Times. (We already went through this.) I’m Rhonda!

    2. I can’t speak for my “kind,” whatever that is, but I’ll still pay you a visit now and then. I would think you’d welcome hits any way you can get them to increase your numbers. You’re very much into self-centered attention BB.

    3. Yes, many people are probably indeed sick of me posting, but, of all people, you are hardly the one to be able to speak for them. I’d hardly call your personal opinion a rallying point for the masses.

  174. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    December 15, 2009 @ 10:21 am

    You and BB should get registered on eatfeats Mirrorball —– good name … you should apply make-up using it.

    That way you can post faster … like me! 🙂

  175. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    December 15, 2009 @ 12:46 pm

    Thanks for posting the link to the Abuse Room again OJ.

    Because this thread is so popular, would it be possible to label it by week, so that we don’t have to scroll down several pages to find the link (i.e. Abuse Room, Dec13-19 … or whatever works).

    BB, his aliases, his one or two buddies, his plethora of detractors, as well as myself and Rona, will all appreciate it very much.

    Most Sincerely, and Thanks!
    Whose more fonda than Rhonda … Evans!

  176. nunonabun said

    December 15, 2009 @ 1:18 pm

    BB is refering to Big Rhonda from That 70s Show i think not Florida.
    No one liked Florida.

  177. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    December 15, 2009 @ 1:23 pm

    A few weeks ago he specifically mentioned the show Good Times. Anyway, I don’t want to argue, “morph” into Clubber Lang here in the abuse room.

  178. beautifulbrian said

    December 15, 2009 @ 2:05 pm

    Rona, Rhonda i could care less. My honest opinion , both of you have nothing better to do. I know for sure my mother would not waste her precious time in a competitive eating chat room owned by an administrator that obviously has something to hide. Of course Rhonda must have the last word with some more nonsense in justifying her defense . Maybe the shoe is on the other foot when one or both refer to me as the bully/ BTW Don great job with latkas. The only missing piece to your legacy is that you never got a chance to regain the matzah ball crown. If you were able to accomplish that in 2002 you could have retired back then. I promised i would never post on this site again but this was an exception . Rhonda of course never keeps her word.

  179. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    December 15, 2009 @ 2:24 pm

    You’re excused from posting on this site BB. It’s hard to resist.

  180. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 15, 2009 @ 2:34 pm

    rotflolcocb!
    (rolling on the floor laughing out loud choking on chicken bones)

  181. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    December 15, 2009 @ 2:47 pm

    Tiny, I’m kind of Abuse Roomed out. I’ll let you take over for me until tomorrow. Just throw me and BB a chicken bone once in awhile.

  182. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 15, 2009 @ 2:54 pm

    Its like running a marathon in dog poo.
    It stinks, but very interesting.

  183. Anonymous said

    December 16, 2009 @ 1:11 am

    We need another visit from the king of the abuse room, Brian Seiken. Thank you very much.

  184. anonymous said

    December 16, 2009 @ 1:51 am

    Any post that pertains to Don Lerman eventually ends up in the abuse room. Same can be said for Dale Boone and Brian Seiken

  185. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 17, 2009 @ 12:03 pm

    I love the abuse
    Submission is right for me
    It leaves lots of marks

    -Haiku (Abuse)

  186. Crazy Legs Mom said (Registered February 16, 2006)

    December 17, 2009 @ 1:39 pm

    I cannot believe that I am putting myself into the abuse room, but you got me by the haiku. Excellent job Tiny, though it is a room usually way too pungent for me. It is nice to see humor, beginning with that of O.J. who started said room, a brilliant move, I think. Moving back out quickly before anything starts flying.

  187. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    December 17, 2009 @ 2:05 pm

    It’s great for those of us having sado-masochist episodes also. Sometimes I feel like a nut … sometimes I don’t, but when I do, this is hog heaven!

  188. anonymous said

    December 17, 2009 @ 2:43 pm

    Now that BB has a blog look for OJ to triple his updates with meaningless posts such as cheerleaders winning half pound burger contests

  189. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    December 17, 2009 @ 3:53 pm

    Let’s not make more trouble between BB and OJ. BB has been such a good lad lately.

  190. Anonymous said

    December 18, 2009 @ 11:27 am

    I wanna see 200 before this dies.

  191. beautifulbrian said

    December 18, 2009 @ 12:16 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2F6Ni7BJlU Rhonda this is for you my love. more abuse

  192. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    December 18, 2009 @ 12:17 pm

    We will … easily!

  193. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 18, 2009 @ 12:26 pm

    Whips, chains, handcuffs, and latex outfits are required at this stage of the game.

  194. BB Hater said

    December 18, 2009 @ 4:00 pm

    Plus 1

  195. Anonymous said

    December 18, 2009 @ 6:23 pm

    That’s pretty good Brian.

  196. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 19, 2009 @ 12:45 pm

    I said whip it, whip it good.

  197. Anonymous said

    December 19, 2009 @ 12:59 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFfaIg-OBa0&feature=PlayList&p=573EC3358D14D7ED&index=12&playnext=12&playnext_from=PL

  198. anonymous said

    December 19, 2009 @ 8:21 pm

    BB posted a poll for CE with worst breath and he is neck and neck with others not mentioned. . I wonder who the others are?

  199. The"HoneyDipper'' said

    December 19, 2009 @ 11:34 pm

    Oleg refused to compete scope drinking contest, he would win that poll hand s down, his breath was so bad that after taking to him i was looking forward to him breaking wind,.

  200. anonymous said

    December 20, 2009 @ 12:20 am

    Rest assure that Don Lerman never had that problem. He used to carry around binaca spray just in case someone had the nerve to tell him his breath stunk. Halitosis can have negative effect on one social life.

  201. anonymous said

    December 20, 2009 @ 9:34 am

    OJ Rifkin will mention anyone and anything but avoid anything pertaining to Beautiful Brian. The next poll should read What is the duration for statute of limitations before you come off Riflin’s shit list

  202. Anonymous said

    December 20, 2009 @ 10:57 am

    Look in the mirror 9:34. What do you see? A formal written apology over and over and over on both websites and to every one of the individuals you have trashed? Food for thought.

  203. Anonymous said

    December 20, 2009 @ 11:38 am

    Wow. We broke 200.

  204. anonymous said

    December 20, 2009 @ 3:09 pm

    Excuse me anon? You might have me confused with Brian. Address your thoughts to his feedback page. I am just the messenger

  205. anonymous said

    December 20, 2009 @ 3:10 pm

    Ignore 10:57 am It’s Rona or shall i say Rhonda

  206. Anonymous said

    December 20, 2009 @ 5:04 pm

    Yep, those two and OJ are all the same person. She must think we’re stupid.

  207. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 21, 2009 @ 11:36 am

    Hay, can we get Brittany Murphy in here?
    She might still be warm, I mean she did die in California!

  208. Anonymous said

    December 21, 2009 @ 12:47 pm

    That is an awful thing to say Tiny.

  209. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 21, 2009 @ 1:52 pm

    Its the ABUSE room. I wont let a pretty little celebrity not get abused, even though she died.
    What, are you clueless or something.

  210. beautifulbrian said

    December 24, 2009 @ 12:14 pm

    Rhonda (fake bitch) and i mean that with all sincerity. Here is some food for thought. I answer to a real organization with real people running the show. I eat for a real organization with real people running the show. Not fake phonies like you and OJ Rifkin when confronted with revealing your real identities, opt for either ignore or change the subject. And please dont bore me or anyone else with your meaningless comebacks. And another thing don’t try to get back in my good graces by asking my opinions on other posts as you have done previously. You are a fake and everyone else in competitive eating has told me the same. Any person with real substance would not respond back to you or give you the benefit of the doubt by responding back addressing you as “Rhonda” . Get a life . There is more to it than this crap

  211. Anonymous said

    December 24, 2009 @ 2:03 pm

    Seiken you don’t deserve to post on this site. Why you are tolerated I will never know. You need your ass kicked and it is coming.

  212. SPBBBMBBB said

    December 24, 2009 @ 8:03 pm

    Merry Christmas, you jerks!

  213. beautifulbrian said

    December 25, 2009 @ 12:59 am

    anytime anonymous you make the move and the call. I will be waiting and looking forward to slamming your ass to the ground when we do meet. Tough guy show your fuckin face and reveal your name and i guarantee i will fuck you up brooklyn style . Not a threat but a solid promise I post anywhere i please shit head

  214. beautifulbrian said

    December 25, 2009 @ 1:04 am

    and one more thing. Anyone on this site that has the balls to believe they can jack me up MAKE YOUR MOVE and stop hiding behind an alias threatening to kick my ass when its you thats been di– up the ass your entire life. REVEAL YOUR REAL NAME PUINK ASS FAGGOT

  215. Anonymous said

    December 25, 2009 @ 3:42 am

    Seiken I hope Santa brought you a bar of soap with which you need your mouth washed out!

  216. beautifulbrian said

    December 25, 2009 @ 8:50 am

    It’s Beautifulbrian to you punkand not Seiken. You will need more than a bar of soap to wash your mouth out . Merry Christmas fool !

  217. anon said

    December 25, 2009 @ 12:38 pm

    Calm down bb nobody is afraid of you. So pull your panty hose back up. You shouldn’t post if you can’t take it. Go talk to 2nd best friend Brad, Maybe you can share your ass-kicking stories with his burger stories. Brad is your 2nd best friend I forgot to mention your first one it’s your right hand. GET A LIFE you wannabe (eater, reporter) personally I think your just an asshole. In case your wondering why I don’t post my name, It’s really simple I’d have to beat the shit out out of you then and to be quite honest your not worth my time.

  218. Bryan "Big Sexy" Beard said

    December 25, 2009 @ 1:46 pm

    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone!!!

  219. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 25, 2009 @ 4:14 pm

    Now that’s some serious shit right there. Unfortunatly I am sitting in the emergency room on Xmas. I am waiting to see what’s wrong with my wife. So I took her iPhone from her, and I’m enetering a message in my favorite room. The abuse room is alot like this emergency room. People come in, discuss there problems and nothing really happens.
    Dr. Evans to ER, Dr. Evans to ER.
    Merry Christmas to all of my EATFEATS friends, even you Brian.

  220. Anonymous said

    December 25, 2009 @ 5:12 pm

    Hope all is well with your better half Tiny.

  221. Big Sexy said

    December 25, 2009 @ 6:52 pm

    Thoughts are with ya Tiny. Keep us posted.

  222. nunonabun said

    December 26, 2009 @ 8:56 am

    ” brooklyn style ”
    Is that like some reverse cowgirl crossed with the dirty sanchez sort of thing?

  223. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 26, 2009 @ 10:25 am

    Turns out that the wife is gonna be OK I guess. A pinched nerve. She has to get a MRI.
    Made for an interesting Christmas afternoon though. I seen a guy that couldnt breathe, one with a broken arm, and a woman who kept screaming for no apparent reason.
    Thanks for the thoughts.

  224. Anonymous said

    December 26, 2009 @ 11:32 am

    That’s a relief Tiny! May you and your have a wonderful New Year!

  225. ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)

    December 26, 2009 @ 12:37 pm

    That’s very good news Tiny. Hope you & your wife have a happy as possible remainder of the holiday season.

  226. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 26, 2009 @ 1:35 pm

    Thanks OJ. And Anonymous.

  227. anonymous said

    December 26, 2009 @ 4:24 pm

    nun he could have used the phrase”kentucky style” but then he would be stealing a line from an old Munsters episode that featured Pat Butrman aka Mr Haney from Green Acres

  228. Crazy Legs Mom said (Registered February 16, 2006)

    December 26, 2009 @ 5:10 pm

    I have only put myself back into the abuse room to share the company of those wishing Tiny an as happy as possible remainder of this season. Merry day after Christmas, may we all have the company and support of friends and relatives in times of joy and times of challenge. Best to you and your wife and family, Tiny!

  229. Who is OJ Rifkin? said

    December 26, 2009 @ 6:27 pm

    OJ, have you ever seen a eating contest in person?

  230. Anonymous said

    December 26, 2009 @ 7:18 pm

    More than many of the top eaters combined.

  231. Who cares who OJ is said

    December 26, 2009 @ 7:40 pm

    No he likes to hide behind a mask and a curtain like the wizard of oz and get his jollies watching others jab at each other on his site

  232. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 26, 2009 @ 7:55 pm

    Thanks Crazy Legs Mom.

  233. Who cares who OJ is said

    December 26, 2009 @ 8:30 pm

    Anony 7:18 let him speak for himself which he has yet to accomplish so far unless he has been defending himself all along using another fake name such as anonymous .

  234. food for thought said

    December 26, 2009 @ 10:52 pm

    anonymous 8:30 if he was not a name we were familiar with in competitive eating there would be no reason for him or her to use the name OJ Rifkin now would he?

  235. Anonymous said

    December 26, 2009 @ 11:18 pm

    I neither care nor want to know who OJ is. I already do know that he or she is the best advocate the sport of CE could ever hope to have.

    Oh, and bla, bla, bla ………. fucking beautiful brian …… bla, bla bla.

  236. anonymous said

    December 26, 2009 @ 11:49 pm

    Man vs food & kobayarshi and japanese girls eating noodles. Everthhing except Butiful brain right Hmmm OJ Himmm OJ hmm hmmm?????

  237. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    December 27, 2009 @ 1:10 pm

    I figured why not stop in the Abuse room on my birthday for my 32 spankings.

  238. Anonymous said

    December 27, 2009 @ 5:24 pm

    I don’t want to know who OJ or RL Evans is.

  239. beautifulbrian said

    December 28, 2009 @ 1:33 am

    Hey anony 11:18 and the rest of you haters, you wouldnt know the first thing about uploading a video to a web page you jive ass maricon mutha f–. You couldn’t accomplish a fraction of what i have contributed to the sport. You never even been on my site nor have you taken the time to read some of the outstanding coverage i have provided all these years. All that concerns you is the eatfeces remarks. So whats the big deal . Cant take a joke ? Because you are a joke. OJ Rifkin is greatest advocate of what sport? The only thing he is an advocate of is allowing assholes such as yourself to post negative remarks about me hiding behind anonymous . Your entire life is anonymous. What have you accomplished in your sorry ass life besides post some negative crap about someone you never even met before. I know who you are affiliated with which proves Brad was right on the money with his analysis of you losers. I guess your goal in life is to crack the top 20 with those shitbrains because you sure as hell would never get ranked in the IFOCE . I would rather be ranked dead last with the IFOCE than be ranked with you jokes. Go read what Dr Love wrote and maybe you will learn something but i doubt it

  240. nunonabun said

    December 28, 2009 @ 8:51 am

    OJ is Lady Gaga

  241. Anonymous said

    December 28, 2009 @ 12:35 pm

    Why do some people feel they need to use profanity to get a point across? If those people really could see how dumb and uneducated that makes them look maybe they’d stop.

  242. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    July 5, 2010 @ 12:15 pm

    Kobayashi room.

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