Bacon contest advice wanted
Russ from the Ace of Spades blog is registering his dissatisfaction with the state of the world by entering the bacon eating contest to be held March 1 at the Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival in Des Moines, Iowa:
I’d like to think that by attending this event for all you morons, I’ll be doing my part to reunite the Republican Party under the banner of smaller government, sensible immigration laws, strong foreign policy, and mandatory consumption of bacon and other pork products on a daily basis. I could be the Barry Goldwater of the Pork Products Wing of the New Conservative Enlightenment, helping all my fellow Americans discover a world where wrapping bacon around hot dogs is not only legal, but mandatory.
(The quoted material refers to the banning of street vendors selling bacon wrapped hot dogs in Los Angeles.)
Today Russ asked his commenters for advice about preparing for an eating contest.
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Steakbellie said (Registered August 11, 2006)
February 12, 2008 @ 11:00 pm
SMALLER GOVERNMENT?
I’m sorry, but has he seen the crap-turd his party just floated for a budget?
I’m sorry, but I can only stand united under bacon.
American Strip Bacon
Not that Commie Canadian round crap
Philly Guy said
February 13, 2008 @ 10:14 am
Wouldn’t forcing people to wrap your hot dog with bacon go against basic civil liberties? Why must Big Brother force bacon on my hot dog.