The Ivy Bakery facebook reports that people who have entered more than 5 previous eating contests or have won any type of title will be blocked from competing in its cupcake eating competition regardless of how well they did in those contests.

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  1. Cupcake Hardasses said

    January 14, 2010 @ 4:47 pm

    Wow, I never knew competitive cupcake eating could be so strict. These are the rules:
    1. If you have appeared in other contests — NO CUPCAKES FOR YOU!
    2. If a professional eater is discovered, he/she will immediately be branded on the forehead with a snowman cookie cutter and sent away to Sprinkle Prison (formerly known as Gitmo) for one year of hard-labor icing. The cupcake terrorist name will be placed on the International No-Spoon-Licking list.
    3. This is a fun family event. If the Cupcake Police see you are not having fun, you and your family will be removed and sent to the Betty Crocker Cupcake Re-education Camp and undergo electronic shock therapy using EZ-Bake ovens.

  2. anonymous said

    January 14, 2010 @ 9:04 pm

    I would rather read about Moses Lerman jewish news than read this boring bullshit

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