El Wingador starts training for Wing Bowl 16
NJ.com reports on Bill “El Wingador” Simmons’ preparations to win his sixth Wing Bowl crown at Wing Bowl 16:
“A lot of people in the Delaware Valley are ticked off somebody from San Jose won Wing Bowl,” says Wingador. “Many have asked me to come back and keep the title local. So I am.”
Simmons is warming to the task by eating 10-15 pounds of food a day, wings three times a week. He feels he balances the scales by working out on a regular basis and drinking three gallons of water daily. He currently weighs 332.
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donmoseslerman said
November 6, 2007 @ 9:33 am
no one is more ticked than me , I ate dog food to get into the wing bowl so the joey chestnuts can eat steak and drive away in new cars , by the way I’ m not impresesed with your wins either and dont wish you any success in retaking the wing bowl championship..don lerman
anonymous said
November 6, 2007 @ 9:53 am
Yeah right 3 gallons of water 30 lbs of food. Nice publicity stunt by the sheas and those two dicks that run that stupid radio show in an attempt to come up with some sorely needed publicity for another boring chestnut show
Where it's at said
November 6, 2007 @ 10:39 am
With the possiblity of Hardy getting a bye and not letting Lerman in the wingbowl is a total outrage! This tool of injustice makes you want to root for the pests and pat philbin to forge ahead with their dirty work in the coming months .
Gentleman Joe said
November 6, 2007 @ 12:48 pm
Don,
As usual, you are wrong.
You chose dog food, it wasn’t chosen for you.
No one kept you from competing in Wing Bowl, as Chapman & I have been. So, we should be more “ticked”.
I’m not rooting for Wingador, Joey or anyone else. I’ve spent some time w/them, as well as other possible contenders & wish them, as well as most of the others, nothing but the best.
Mega Munch said
November 6, 2007 @ 12:53 pm
Sounds like someone needs to join the all night pre-Wing Bowl party in the Holiday Inn parking lot more often. It makes the “Boring Chestnut Show” soooooo much more fun. This year, we’re upgrading the U-Haul to include electricity AND a heated stripper pole. If you think I’m kidding, stop by and say hello. (Bring beer. And money for the strippers.)
donmoseslerman said
November 6, 2007 @ 12:55 pm
I was respoding to a segment in bits and piecesabout hardy getting a bye and was tokd by george shea thatthat was not acurate
donmoseslerman said
November 6, 2007 @ 1:03 pm
gentleman joe I was locked out of the last wingbowl my name was taken off the guest list of competiters and had \to crawl under a fence to get in after 2 hrs of trying to find a cop or security guard to let me in.I with acast on my foot o less in the snow an d slush. I flew my niece down from mass, and paid for 2 hotel rooms to put up my enterge which were locke dout of the arena and never got a chance to get in to the wachovia center and if it wasnt for smucks like me eating dog food there would be no wing bowl for non philly resident and yes i beet you ha ha hah
Beer Bowl makes Boredom Bowl Better said
November 6, 2007 @ 1:05 pm
Forget the Wing Bowl…I need directions to the Holiday Inn
Carey said
November 6, 2007 @ 1:24 pm
BBMBBB, the Holiday Inn is right next to it. Is this Paul? similar initials I guess.
beautifulbrian said
November 6, 2007 @ 2:00 pm
Hey Don i got news for you. That bit about Hardy going to the wingbowl was a trap i set. I knew you would go running to george to find out if it was true or not. Guess what there is no truth to it whatsoever and you fell for it hook line and sinker! I found out that you and your buddy ratted me out on many occasions .
donmoseslerman said
November 6, 2007 @ 2:25 pm
myself and ny buddy never ratted anyone out i was responding to a story that you printed . are you saying that you print false misleding facts?IF thats the case maybe noone should follow your blog. what is said to me personaly i never share , its outragous that you stoop to calling me a rat
donmoseslerman said
November 6, 2007 @ 2:28 pm
brian what is your real beef you have with me , that i invited you to a party of mine and you got diareia from my food?.
I thought that you were a friend , i guess that i was wrong
THE GODFATHER said
November 6, 2007 @ 4:04 pm
I cant stop laughing ! This is some really good stuff !
beer bowl makes boredom bowl better-lower case version said
November 6, 2007 @ 4:50 pm
Will there be rats and diarrhea in the U-Haul?? Or rats with diarrhea??? or strippers with diarrhea???? Or just bad spellers using a stripper pole????? And, How dare you stoop to calling me Paul even though I am he??????
KevinRoss said
November 6, 2007 @ 5:09 pm
That sounds sexy in a bubonic plaguey sort of way.
Philly Guy said
November 6, 2007 @ 5:39 pm
Dave we got a portable stripper pole in my house.
USMALE said (Registered September 4, 2007)
November 6, 2007 @ 5:57 pm
To all you haters: If you don’t want to root for El Wingador, Joey or Pat…please come root for me. Last year in my first ever competition I placed 5th and made believers out of some. I am now training hard and much more prepared (and experienced from IFOCE events). You have to love the underdog!
If you make it into the building this year Don, please stop by and say hello. I would love to meet you. I’ll have a US MALE shirt waiting for you.
I WILL DELIVER!!!!!!!
Carey said
November 6, 2007 @ 6:13 pm
Hey, Super Paul Beer Bowl Makes Boredom Bowl Better Bone Breaker Big Mouth Barlow, I don’t know if BB and Don are going to be there or not.
Anonymous said
November 6, 2007 @ 6:35 pm
how do I get ahold of wingadore
donmoseslerman said
November 6, 2007 @ 7:15 pm
Thank you usmale if you e-mail me at my web site i will resipcate and mail you a don lerman shirt best of luck at wingbowl, and I realy mean it ..don lerman
SyKoBOZO said (Registered September 17, 2007)
November 6, 2007 @ 7:28 pm
i want to get a hold of a Wing-a-whore,Dave i will be rooting for you,and i wont even talk shit about the game sunday,i still dont know if i can make it yet,and to Mr.Paul…beer bowl makes boredom bowl better-lower case version,cracked me up,thanks..good luck to anyone who gets in WING BOWL!…and whats up,theres no events in Nov or Dec????…is that normal???…i see Indy events far away from me,but no MLE? what gives?????
SyKoBOZO said (Registered September 17, 2007)
November 6, 2007 @ 7:29 pm
hey don,how are you and your girl doing since accident?
SyKoBOZO said (Registered September 17, 2007)
November 6, 2007 @ 7:32 pm
hey Philly Guy,if you need a DJ to go along with your stripper pole,ive been a strip club DJ for the last 16 years…..i make good girls do naughty things,im just here to help,im helpful like that,Have A Nice Day
USMALE said (Registered September 4, 2007)
November 6, 2007 @ 7:36 pm
Anonymous: Why do you want to get a hold of Wingador?
Mega Munch said
November 6, 2007 @ 7:56 pm
Nice Carey. Very nice.
And how did I know you’d have a portable stripper pole in your house, Pete? Of course you do. It’s Pete’s Super Awesome College Party Dream House. Do you have a spare bedroom or closet I can move into?
donmoseslerman said
November 6, 2007 @ 8:20 pm
SKYOBOZO, thank youfor your well wishes it is a long road to full recovery and i aprecaite the good thoughts ..don lerman
Philly Guy said
November 6, 2007 @ 8:38 pm
This is turning into an MLE after party at my house isn’t it?
USMALE said (Registered September 4, 2007)
November 6, 2007 @ 8:46 pm
SYko…the game sucked and Dallas was the better team. Every dog gets a bone once in a while. I still hate the Cowboys!
You would never have the balls to say that to Wingador in person. He would rip you in two. If you come to Wing Bowl, which I am sure you won’t, I will introduce you to him so you can call him whatever you want.
Carey said
November 6, 2007 @ 10:12 pm
USMALE, if you read Syko’s post again, I think it sounds more like a request for some action, and not a crack on Wingador. Oh, and I think he just coined a new term for all the strippers at the event. Wing-a-whores.
brad sciullo said
November 6, 2007 @ 10:54 pm
I want wingadores e-mail addy….
SyKoBOZO said (Registered September 17, 2007)
November 7, 2007 @ 12:00 am
yeah,thats what i was talking about Dave,i wasnt ranking on wingador,i was talking about naked girls,thanks Carey for seeing what i wrote,i dont even know that much about Wingador,except that he is the wing bowl champ for many years,and i saw how he ate his wings and i try and copy how he ate,my first and only time i ate 77 in 10 minutes,i guess not bad since im a rook,but Dave you should know that i wouldnt talk smack unless i knew the person,or if they talk smack first,…..Pete’s Super Awesome College Party Dream House.,that was funny Mega…..i have heard so much about wing bowl,i cant wait to see what happens,will they have it on tv? or just locally?…..and does anyone know any tips on how to eat wings faster,thanks
SyKoBOZO said (Registered September 17, 2007)
November 7, 2007 @ 12:00 am
whats up brad,are you doing wing bowl too?
USMALE said (Registered September 4, 2007)
November 7, 2007 @ 6:27 am
Sorry Syko, my bad. You are man! SOunds like you need to buy a plane ticket and experience the madness for yourself.
Wing Bowl is not televised but if you go to http://www.wingbowlvideo.com, you can order a very good 90+ minute video of last years event for only $12. The money goes to charity.
SyKoBOZO said (Registered September 17, 2007)
November 7, 2007 @ 8:07 pm
thats cool,asshole,hehe just kidding dave,yesterday,i just got home from the gym and i was reading what you wrote and i was like,what the hell did i say wrong,so it was kinda funny,im trying to be the new AutoCAD (drafting guy at work),so i have alot of learning to do in the next couple of months,but maybe around WingBowl time,i can talk my company into sending me to the main office,how far from WingBowl is Norristown anyway??????……hey i like the fact that Carey said i coined a new phase for the girls (strippers) at Wing Bowl….Wing-A-Whores,it also sounds like a great name for a bar that serves wings and has stripper waitresses,hahahaha…oops i guess thats already hooters,lol….i go to Vegas in 1 week and im going to eat the Big Daddy burger,its like 9lbs,if anyone has eaten this,please tell me about it,all i know is Sonya ate it in like 29 minutes,i just have 24 hours to eat it :)..Have A Nice Day
SyKoBOZO said (Registered September 17, 2007)
November 7, 2007 @ 8:15 pm
hey dave i tried to go to that website http://www.wingbowlvideo.com,but it says the page cant be displayed,i will try again later on when i get through working out
SyKoBOZO said (Registered September 17, 2007)
November 7, 2007 @ 8:17 pm
oops,nevermind,im retarded,i got it,thanks….(damn acid from the 80’s)
USMALE said (Registered September 4, 2007)
November 7, 2007 @ 10:12 pm
SOMEHOW THE “BUT” GOT ADDED TO THE LINK ABOVE. I like the idea of a wings & strippers bar. Sounds finger lickin good. Have fun in Vegas.
Norristown is not very far from the Wachovia Center where Wing Bowl is located. Don;t know the exact distance. Perhaps Philly Guy or Steakbellie can answer this for you.
Philly Guy said
November 7, 2007 @ 10:50 pm
Its right outside King of Prussia. About an hr north with no traffic.
SyKoBOZO said (Registered September 17, 2007)
November 7, 2007 @ 11:56 pm
cool,thats pretty close,i need to find out if anyone from the main office is going to Wing Bowl this year….finger lickin good,HAHAHAHAHA good one……yes i have already order a copy of last years event
Philly Guy said
November 8, 2007 @ 12:12 am
I mean half hour with no traffic.
USMALE said (Registered September 4, 2007)
November 8, 2007 @ 6:22 am
don’t forget Philly guy, Sykobozo may want to get to the Holiday Inn parking lot around midnight for the pre-event festivities.
SyKoBOZO said (Registered September 17, 2007)
November 8, 2007 @ 7:37 am
thats even better
badlands Booker said
November 8, 2007 @ 11:03 pm
I may have to hit the Holiday Inn parking lot this year as well!
SyKoBOZO said (Registered September 17, 2007)
November 8, 2007 @ 11:43 pm
HAHAHA
Carey said
November 9, 2007 @ 9:00 am
Last year Bertoletti came over to the Uhaul and hung out at around 1 am, and still took second place. I could only imagine what he would have done with enough sleep.
Carey said
November 9, 2007 @ 9:02 am
Booker, I can bring a PA system if you want to demo your new cd….. Damn, where would we plug it in? Dave, we need some ideas for power to run the lights and heaters.
Philly Guy said
November 9, 2007 @ 1:30 pm
I can try to get the generator again this year.
USMALE said (Registered September 4, 2007)
November 9, 2007 @ 7:17 pm
I’ll have to stop by to see you guys before the event Philly Guy & Carey. Sounds like a fun time, although I won’t be able to drink.
SyKoBOZO said (Registered September 17, 2007)
November 9, 2007 @ 9:32 pm
ok check list for Philly if i can go,1) Beer Bong 2) 500 one dollar bills to tip Wing-A-Whores 3) Video Camcorder with Tripod (lol)…4) Body Condom (ribbed for her pleasure)…5) Snorkel,Hoppity-Hop,Rope,Nipple Clamps,Feather Duster,Slinky,Egg Beater that you have to crank,Nerve Wheel,Electric Cattle Iron,Umbrella,and a Big Can of Cheese Spread,that should be good for the first night
Carey said
November 9, 2007 @ 11:35 pm
what are you going to do with that slinky?
SyKoBOZO said (Registered September 17, 2007)
November 10, 2007 @ 4:14 am
hehe trade secret,yes i know i didnt put down Donkey,Midget or Car Battery but thats only cause i figured you guys would already have those kind of things there
USMALE said (Registered September 4, 2007)
November 10, 2007 @ 8:08 am
Snorkel? Feather duster? Cattle Iron? So this is what Texans do for fun
SyKoBOZO said (Registered September 17, 2007)
November 10, 2007 @ 6:43 pm
haha,no thats just a regular friday night date set up,in Philly they would just substitute the Big Can of Cheese Spread,with CheeseSteak Spread,:)