|
F
EAT
S
EatFeats
- competitive eating
news,
database &
calendar
|
Awful Announcing had a contest this week inviting commenters to provide a caption for a picture from a commercial in which Peyton and Eli Manning competed in an Oreo eating contest. Here are two of the five winning captions:
“Peyton then gave himself a priceless pep talk while watching himself on a flat screen TV as he shot a commercial for a new cell phone.”- SS Reporters
“Quit gazing into my eyes, I’m not Kenny Chesney dammit!”- Marty
RSS feed for comments on this post
Loading ...| 2020 Aug 1 | Bakersfield, CA | Shrimp Eating Contest | ||||
| 2020 Aug 9 | Oak Harbor, WA | Pie Eating Contest | ||||
| 2020 Aug 9 | Oak Harbor, WA | Wing Eating Contest | ||||
| 2020 Aug 15 | Winchester, England, UK | Chilli Eating Competition | ||||
| 2020 Aug 15 | Manchester, England, UK | Lava Wing Challenge | ||||
| 2020 Aug 15 | Calumet, MI | Pasty Eating Contest | ||||
| 2020 Aug 15 | Frostburg, MD | Pie Eating Contest | ||||
| 2020 Aug 15 | Manchester, England, UK | Wing Eating Contest | ||||
| 2020 Aug 16 | Winchester, England, UK | Chilli Eating Competition | ||||
| 2020 Aug 16 | Henniker, NH | Hot Pepper Eating Contest |
| 2020 Jul 4 I Brooklyn, NY
Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest - men |
| 1st 75 Joey "Jaws" Chestnut |
| 2nd 42 Darron Breeden |
| 3rd 39.5 Nick Wehry |
| 2020 Jul 4 I Brooklyn, NY
Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest - women |
| 1st 48.5 Miki Sudo |
| 2nd 18 Larell Marie "The Real Deal" Mele |
| 3rd 15 Katie Prettyman |
| 2020 Jul 3 Washington, DC
Z-Burger Eating Contest |
| 1st 35 Molly Schuyler |
| 2nd 34 Dan "killer" Kennedy |
| 3rd 25 Andy Puhl |
| 2020 Mar 7 Des Moines, IA
Bacon Eating Contest - individual |
| 1st 0.5 Ryan Plew |
| 2020 Mar 7 Newcastle, NSW, Australia
Doughnut Challenge |
| 1st "Strongman Dan" |
| $27,700.00 | Joey "Jaws" Chestnut |
| $14,000.00 | Miki Sudo |
| $13,500.00 | Geoffrey Esper |
| $11,450.00 | Molly Schuyler |
| $11,300.00 | Darron Breeden |
| $40,800.00 | Joey "Jaws" Chestnut |
| $30,000.00 | Geoffrey Esper |
| $21,000.00 | Molly Schuyler |
| $16,300.00 | Gideon Oji |
| $15,150.00 | Darron Breeden |
Ed Cookie Jarvis said
January 20, 2008 @ 9:45 pm
Breaking News!!!!! Krazy Kevin & Lorraine to have twins!!! Now she’ll really be eating for 2! Announced today at Kevin’s mom’s 80th birthday. You heard it here first on Hugeeaters.com!
Posted here by Ed “Cookie” Jarvis first! Sorry Brian beat you to the story!
Go see http://www.hugeeaters.com today!
beautifulbrian said
January 20, 2008 @ 10:44 pm
That is fantastic news! Congrag Kevin & Lorraine and the entire Lipsitz family . First the Giants to the superbowl now this . Im going to celebrate right now !
SyKoBOZO said (Registered September 17, 2007)
January 21, 2008 @ 12:22 am
HAHAHA,ok that was funny Cookie,and congrats on the twins Kevin & Lorraine
Anonymous said
January 22, 2008 @ 2:45 pm
S dose this mean that Brian Seiken runs this web site?
Dirty Old Man said
January 22, 2008 @ 7:52 pm
Possible Caption: today the cookie, tomorrow, the girlfriend!
Anonymous said
June 24, 2008 @ 11:11 pm
Yes, OJ Rifkin’s real name is Brian Seiken.Everyone knows that.
Hater said
June 24, 2008 @ 11:19 pm
No wonder Krazy Kevin has no time for competitive eating – kidding, congrats!
Anonymous said
June 25, 2008 @ 9:26 am
Here is who Don Lerman thinks OJ Rifkin is.
http://donmoseslerman.com/mosesnews/mosesnews/2008/03/oj-rifkin-o.html