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  1. anonymous said

    August 27, 2016 @ 9:04 pm

    Back to more interesting gossip. Is US backstabber Male competing in the Borgata fall open? Thats where the real money is not this pathetic food poison shit

  2. Anonymous said

    August 28, 2016 @ 8:39 am

    Seiken would have ate 1.1 #fact

  3. anonymous said

    August 29, 2016 @ 2:53 pm

    Not only better eaters but they won’t blame a poor performance on the weather, harass poor spectators to record the event with a piece of crap 8mm camera, panhandle other eaters for gas money.

  4. anonymous said

    August 29, 2016 @ 11:20 pm

    Goldstein would have ate close to 2 sandwiches. The only reason he was ranked 23 when he should have been ranked 45 same as his age in 2003 ‘, was because George shea was sexuallly attracted to him

  5. anonymous said

    August 30, 2016 @ 9:51 am

    don’t forget they are invited to the after party which seiken can never claim he ever was, he would abruptly leave contests and cry about losing to unranked amateur eaters

  6. anonymous said

    August 30, 2016 @ 12:28 pm

    Goldstein you must have one sad life. Cant produce off spring Cant get over the fact that Yasir kicked your ass at the mall in SC . Please can someone out there email George Shea and tell him Goldstein has no life except for eatfeats and that he needs to compete in contests any contests even though he sucks and always will. FYI you lonely sack of fake haired shit, Seiken was invited to nearly every after party but he never bothered accepting the invite because they are pointless

  7. anonymous said

    August 30, 2016 @ 12:31 pm

    Fake trophies Fake trophies exaggerated hot dog totals and more importantly hollowed out practices . Who does that remind you of?

  8. anonymous said

    August 30, 2016 @ 2:50 pm

    Seiken was never invited to any after parties because no one likes him.

  9. anonymous said

    August 30, 2016 @ 2:56 pm

    Seiken should try some of that spray on hair instead of wearing that fiber glass wig. I hear it bonds better to burnt scalp.

  10. anonymous said

    August 30, 2016 @ 4:36 pm

    2 comments waiting approval. Midget must be foam at mouth . Get a life

  11. anonymous said

    August 30, 2016 @ 5:11 pm

    Speaking of offspring, didn’t the mother of Seiken’s supposed offspring set his head on fire in his roach filled apt after cleaning out the savings account and right before she skipped town leaving Seiken a burnt quivering mess?

  12. anonymous said

    August 31, 2016 @ 1:56 am

    Just to prove Goldstein and Shea had a sexual relationship shortly after Goldstein was waxed by Rios at the 2007 Civil service contest George pleaded with Goldstein to drive to Nathans in Coney so they could perform a ballet dance together on stage. Goldstein was too busy drowning his sorrows in another loss of many. It wasnt until George sent a limo to his house to pick him up even though his bologna smelling ass must have stunk up the back seat

  13. anonymous said

    August 31, 2016 @ 10:15 am

    Does Seiken have any memories that are not at least 10 years old? How sad to be so alone.

  14. Anonymous said

    August 31, 2016 @ 10:20 am

    1:56 am seems to be trying to be as outrageous as possible to get a response from MLE. Or he is just a nutcase. That assumes that George Shea even reads what is written here. Ignoring such nonsense is a good plan.

  15. anonymous said

    August 31, 2016 @ 12:42 pm

    Goldstein nobody is listening to you nor do they care. Seiken is past the comp eating nonsense and hopefully others will follow. Play some poker it might give you some meaning to a dickless life. Seiken is crushing the $2 $5 cash tables as we speak you should do the same if your cheap ass can bare to take more than $50 out of you wallet

  16. anonymous said

    August 31, 2016 @ 12:43 pm

    the 156am story is true . I think even Goldstein would have a hard time denying it .

  17. this is not seiken said

    August 31, 2016 @ 12:46 pm

    I don’t know if the sex part is true but i know for a fact the rest of the 159 comment is the undeniable truth

  18. anonymous said

    August 31, 2016 @ 3:31 pm

    must be a slow mail sorting day

  19. WTF said

    August 31, 2016 @ 3:44 pm

    weirdos

  20. anonymous said

    August 31, 2016 @ 7:18 pm

    Must be a slow day fitting hearing aids

  21. anonymous said

    August 31, 2016 @ 7:46 pm

    The only two other things that interest Goldstein more than Seiken is looking at his filthy comic book collection from the 60s and watching Glutton bowl on his cheap VHS machine for the 500,000th time

  22. anonymous said

    August 31, 2016 @ 8:25 pm

    Poor Seiken is planning his long Labor day weekend of masturbation and tears.

  23. anonymous said

    August 31, 2016 @ 10:03 pm

    Poor dickless Goldstein will spend his labor day weekend with miss piggy and the imaginary friend with boat. Its a wonder with his 2.5 inch penis if he can actually achieve an erection

  24. anonymous said

    August 31, 2016 @ 10:31 pm

    Its funny how everytime a holiday weekend comes up , the 1 lb bologna champ with the fake trophies and hair constantly emphasizes friendship and loneliness. Maybe its him who’s the lonely one

  25. anonymous said

    August 31, 2016 @ 10:32 pm

    Can’t believe Goldstein actually had a roll in the hay with Senor Shea

  26. anonymous said

    August 31, 2016 @ 10:33 pm

    Glutton bowl is on you tube. So is battle of the buffet which is by far the best televised event to date.

  27. anonymous said

    September 1, 2016 @ 11:29 am

    @10:03 if goldstein is dickless how can he achieve an erection; your logic is flawed

  28. so dumb said

    September 1, 2016 @ 3:52 pm

    you guys are retarded

  29. anonymous said

    September 1, 2016 @ 6:38 pm

    Seiken hasnt jerked off since 1977 he has women doing it for him

  30. anonymous said

    September 1, 2016 @ 6:54 pm

    Its official Seiken will be playing the millionaire maker at borgata 2 mill GTD $450 buy in shuffle up and deal

  31. anonymous said

    September 2, 2016 @ 8:14 am

    I saw Seiken the last time he was blown out at Borgata. He looked fatter than ever.

  32. anonymous said

    September 2, 2016 @ 10:30 am

    The Borgata insists that he brings his own chair since then heard about the couch pillow incident.

  33. anonymous said

    September 2, 2016 @ 10:47 am

    Correction on the 654 am statement Its called the Almighty and they give you 100k in chips

  34. anonymous said

    September 2, 2016 @ 12:48 pm

    @6:38 pm must get expensive to go to rub n tugs

  35. jim cantore said

    September 2, 2016 @ 12:57 pm

    guess seiken is afraid of a little rain, but maybe you should check updated forecasts, not to worry no room at the table for a life time tablender who can barely eat 1.1 pounds of wings.

  36. so so dumb said

    September 2, 2016 @ 1:47 pm

    you guys are all dumbasses

  37. anonymous said

    September 2, 2016 @ 3:56 pm

    Goldstein is too cheap to play poker after he lost his shirt in black jack.

  38. anonymous said

    September 2, 2016 @ 3:57 pm

    Borgata wont allow the rug wearers whose ass stinks like bologna

  39. anonymous said

    September 2, 2016 @ 7:21 pm

    Fatter than ever? Not as bad looking as someone else at borgata who resembled herman munster with a pot belly dying of aids or cancer

  40. National weather service said

    September 2, 2016 @ 10:40 pm

    Bunch of fools driving to buffalo in a monsoon and for what? Love of the sport ?

  41. Dumb said

    September 2, 2016 @ 11:06 pm

    Wtf are you dumbasses talking about?

  42. Eater Z said

    September 2, 2016 @ 11:52 pm

    Pretty sad that this site at one time was entertaining until a few fucking idiots took it over. The data is useful but the comments left wide open without an administrator of some type is a huge mistake. Pathetic… what a waste of a life spent here displaying your loneliness through childish insults.

  43. anonymous said

    September 3, 2016 @ 12:15 am

    To anonymous 9:50..He don’t care, as long as he gets publicity..

  44. anonymous said

    September 3, 2016 @ 1:56 am

    I hear that Seiken was actually contemplating jerking off for the first time since 1977 but when Goldstein used the word masturbate instead of jerking off and the fact that the suggestion came from a lonely smelly 1lb bologna champ, left a lousy taste in his mouth

  45. Jim Cantore said

    September 3, 2016 @ 7:15 am

    Only cheap ass bitches who live in roach infested slums would drive or better yet beg for a lift to buffalo and staying in the cheapest roach motel on MLK Blvd. Those with the cash fly first class.

  46. anonymous said

    September 3, 2016 @ 7:16 am

    Each time I saw seiken at the table he progressive grew like a slot machines jackpot

  47. anonymous said

    September 3, 2016 @ 9:18 am

    Each time i saw Goldstein at Borgata his face grew thinner while his belly got bigger. Get a checkup asap

  48. anonymous said

    September 3, 2016 @ 9:19 am

    Rug wearers who ass stink like bologna LOL LOL LOL I cant stop laughing

  49. anonymous said

    September 3, 2016 @ 9:22 am

    Seiken is in tip top shape since the last time you saw him Herman. He lifts weights walks 45 min every day and juices . Maybe you should do the same marathon man Ha ha ha ha ha

  50. anonymous said

    September 3, 2016 @ 9:25 am

    BTW just to make Cantore aka Goldshit jealous , Seiken hit the Win 4 the other day for 50 cents straight 5696 $2500 Roll that around your mouth bologna chump

  51. Anonymous said

    September 3, 2016 @ 2:30 pm

    What stupid idea to even do this thread.

  52. Size 7 Reeboks (Women's) said

    September 3, 2016 @ 5:00 pm

    It has sometimes been stated that apathy, inaction, looking the other way, whatever you want to call it, is equivalent to an endorsement of what’s going on around you. More specifically, by allowing these ridiculous comments to be posted on this site, for many years and counting, is pretty much the same as embracing them. This is especially true when the owner of this site has it within her power to stop them.

    Hence, the lady’s shoe seems to fit. Yet, ironically, posting may well be deleted.

  53. anonymous said

    September 3, 2016 @ 8:06 pm

    This is nothing new . Off topic thread has been going on for the longest because this is pure entertainment for OJ. He can sit back under his assumed name while allowing others to unmercifully attack someones character and personal appearance in the hope that his pathetic following or audience so to speak will find it amusing. What he fails to realize is his legion of followers consist of five fingers on each hand
    Some only reply when their names are mentioned but trust me they read everything
    Larell , Lamkin , Lefevre , Koch , Badlands Goldstein(24/7) Seiken , Rhonda , Schuyler, and maybe a few more. The rest , if there are any, are newbies to the scene and are clueless towards the hate

  54. anonymous said

    September 3, 2016 @ 8:14 pm

    I used to enjoy visiting this site during it’s infancy stages 2005 2006 and even few years following when people posted their real names. I actually looked forward to Chapmans tirades referring to OJ as Nerz/Shea productions or Bertoletti posting uner an assumed name accusing Rhonda Evans of being Sonya’s friend Hank.(Rondhank) The comments back then were controversial but refrained from personal attacks against another human being. That is just downright cruel

  55. anonymous said

    September 3, 2016 @ 9:17 pm

    814 you are wrong . There were some personal attacks in the early days . Coondog was one of the first to initiate a personal attack against Seiken in 2005 using his real name because he wouldn’t join AICE. Bubba Yarbrough also made an attack on Seiken personal appearance under an assumed name becauseSeiken questioned the lack of competition in a chocolate candy eating contest on his website

  56. anonymous said

    September 4, 2016 @ 8:05 am

    Seiken hasn’t been laid in over 39 years; so pathetic

  57. anonymous said

    September 4, 2016 @ 10:10 am

    Erin Wigger needs to photograph Seiken right now.. Cranking out saw dust loads with tears streaming down his face while his roaches spell “We still care” on his mold covered wall.

  58. anonymous said

    September 4, 2016 @ 12:56 pm

    Goldstein has an asexual marriage of convenience . Maybe putting an ad in craigs list might produce a sperm donor

  59. anonymous said

    September 4, 2016 @ 1:15 pm

    The only eaters who competed with MLE that had questionable hygiene are both retired . One lives in Plainview and the other in Staten Island and one still competing who’s name i wont mention because hes a good guy. This is fact . Seiken bathes 2x a day and brushes his teeth 3x so stop making up lies you miserable old man . Maybe it’s you that has this odor problem and fetish which is symptomatic of other issues you have in your sorry ass life which we already know about.

  60. anonymous said

    September 4, 2016 @ 1:17 pm

    Goldstein will be firing up the grill in the backyard of his overpiced sanitation dump in the pouring rain with his only two friends. The spouse and the imaginary one with the boat

  61. anonymous said

    September 4, 2016 @ 1:19 pm

    Oh i wish i were a smelly stinking midget
    with hair that looks like moe but mo’s was real heal heal
    cause if i were a smelly stinking midget
    everyone would smell as bad as me he he he

  62. anonymous said

    September 4, 2016 @ 1:27 pm

    Goldstein get it through your thick skull underneath that $5000 wig you claim you wore when you made that stupid video. Your 5 fake trophies like you are worthless. Nobody cares about you and Nathans appearances. Nobody knows who you are and nobody cares those cheap trophies except you . In your distorted brain you feel as though you accomplished something yet you accomplished nothing

  63. anonymous said

    September 4, 2016 @ 2:35 pm

    No brainer who got up real early in the morning to post the 757am comment . The Plainview wig wearer himself or 8-11 finishers . I am going with the odds on favorite the wig wearer

  64. anonymous said

    September 4, 2016 @ 2:54 pm

    Seiken made more money or equal to the winner of the wing eating contest with an investment of a mere 5 dimes last week without the aggravation of driving to buffalo carfare hotel etc and getting sick eating an overabundance of fried crap . Sat back watched the lotto balls roll in his favor . Life is wonderful

  65. anonymous said

    September 4, 2016 @ 3:23 pm

    While the comments are pending approval I bet 1:05, 1:15, 1:17, 1:19, and 1:22 are all comments from seiken

  66. anonymous said

    September 4, 2016 @ 6:16 pm

    Why didn’t Seiken come to Buffalo to claim the hand of one he has the hotsies for, Goya? I guess he wanted to avoid being ignored and getting a for certain and well deserved beat down. One punch would do the trick.

  67. anonymous said

    September 4, 2016 @ 7:05 pm

    Seiken would rather have sex with Gavonne than Goia . A little bird told me and i give you my word my name is not Seiken

  68. anonymous said

    September 4, 2016 @ 7:06 pm

    You will be totally shocked but most of these comments are not Seiken believe it or not

  69. anonymous said

    September 4, 2016 @ 7:09 pm

    Use of physical violence against another human being can only make the consequences worse for the one initiating the attack as opposed to the victim

  70. National weather service said

    September 4, 2016 @ 7:12 pm

    All i can say is buckle up cause Hermine is headed to LI this evening and the coastal shores of NJ near Atlantic City where several retired competitive eaters reside

  71. Evil Twins said

    September 4, 2016 @ 7:30 pm

    These comments are beyond amazing.

  72. anonymous said

    September 4, 2016 @ 8:12 pm

    oink oink oink someone is too cheap to play the almighty at Borgata but he makes sure he takes a pic of Seiken with his cheap flip phone so his lover in plainview can jerk off to the pic oink oink

  73. anonymous said

    September 4, 2016 @ 8:18 pm

    Seiken has always been good looking and always had chicks in his life Ok maybe now hes older and along with age good looks start to deteriorate . He was never fat because unlike some other piggies who were fat in school; and made fun of , Seiken had good genes a 32 waist and a six pack . When he was a teen family members and schoolmates said he looked like a cross between Joe Namath Roger Daltrey and Vinny Barbarino. As you know all three were heart throbs. Goldstein was probably a fat kid in grade school so he lifted some weights but it didnt help

  74. anonymous said

    September 4, 2016 @ 8:20 pm

    Hotsies for? I rather drown in the river

  75. anonymous said

    September 4, 2016 @ 9:27 pm

    If reports of a million roaches blowing over the slums of Matawan NJ are called, it’s obvious whos apt was in the path of Hermine.

  76. What the fuck? said

    September 4, 2016 @ 11:14 pm

    ???

  77. anonymous said

    September 4, 2016 @ 11:40 pm

    Thank god Goldstein is no longer with the IFOCE that mouth odor on him is comparable to rotten smelling vagina

  78. Anonymous said

    September 5, 2016 @ 7:05 am

    @11:40 you misspelled seiken

  79. anonymous said

    September 5, 2016 @ 7:06 am

    I heard otherwise the path of the storm is headed towards Plainview Ny and Voorhies NJ where the kissin cousins reside

  80. anonymous said

    September 5, 2016 @ 7:14 am

    In the early years of IFOCE eaters had respect for one another . The insults were limited to friendly ribbing about eating capacity but nothing like this. It’s got to the point where nothing is sacred any more. foul odors , personal hygiene , wigs, erectile dysfunction , wives , kids, living conditions

  81. anonymous said

    September 5, 2016 @ 10:31 am

    Don’t forget stinking out other eaters couch pillows and towels.

  82. Anonymous said

    September 5, 2016 @ 12:44 pm

    The only stink derives from your bedsheets after a rather unproductive roll in the hay with miss piggy . Fake hair loser

  83. anonymous said

    September 5, 2016 @ 1:49 pm

    I heard from a reliable source that those pillows smelled so bad no amount of Mr. Clean or Lysol could de-stinkify them so they were tossed in the garbage. The towels had to be soaked in gasoline and torched. To make matters worse, no form of payment or compensation to replace the smelly items was offered by the stinky guest.

  84. anonymous said

    September 5, 2016 @ 2:43 pm

    I heard otherwise More like the owner of the bed says if he ever sees you again he will bust the front two teeth out of your aged horseface mouth for making up lies about his houseguest. Fact!

  85. anonymous said

    September 5, 2016 @ 2:47 pm

    It was Goldstein who approached Jarvis at J&R steakhouse asked him for his autograph gave him his number and begged him to talk to George about getting him a spot in the IFOCE. If that was me i would have said sure then ripped up the number after he turned his back. Pathetic loser

  86. anonymous said

    September 5, 2016 @ 2:57 pm

    It’s only an absolute total waste of time if… You were booted from the league after 10 years of holding a pity ranking of #50, never made the Nathan’s finals or any other major event, placed dead last in almost every contest, never made anything except a quarter for the parking meter, disliked and consider a pest by 99.9% of the league.

  87. Melvin Belly said

    September 5, 2016 @ 4:06 pm

    I doubt the owner of the bed would want to risk flushing his future political career down the toilet with an assault charge. He should however, have better judgment in allowing the offensively fragrant into his home.

  88. anonymous said

    September 5, 2016 @ 4:37 pm

    The best thing that ever happened to Seiken was getting booted. It took maybe a day or two before he got over it but knowing that he was involved with an organization that recruited psychopaths that talk to themselves jealous of other eaters in the organization , a two faced hypocrite and a wig wearer to boot, hes damn glad IFOCE made the decision for him.BTW talk about dislike if Seiken was disliked by 99.9 % Goldstein was disliked 99.99 percent with maybe one exception his mentor

  89. anonymous said

    September 5, 2016 @ 4:47 pm

    If you win Heisman trophy in a real sport thats an accomplishment to be proud of
    If you win gold glove MVP batting title etc etc thats an accomplishment to be proud of
    If you get drafted by any real professional sports team thats an accomplishment to be proud of
    If you make it to the masters or wimbleton, thats an accomplishment to be proud of
    If you win the Nathans hot dog eating contest or come close thats an accomplishment to be proud of because you made pretty decent money and national coverage in a venue which is really not considered anything remotely close to a sport
    If you win 5 cheap $2 trophies in Nathans qualifiers beating up on little girls and primitive competition, that is nothing to be proud of .
    If you win an even cheaper trophy competing against a drifter they picked off the street in a 1lb bologna eating contest, that is even more of a reason not to be proud of. Nobody cares about you your name or you fake dumbass trophies Show me the guns More like show me the flab LOL LOL

  90. anonymous said

    September 6, 2016 @ 7:51 am

    Sad that two elderly farts have such hatred towards one another. Reminds me of the Sunshine boys

  91. anonymous said

    September 6, 2016 @ 8:19 am

    Lies @437 Seiken is not over it, he is obsessive about MLE and this website

    beautifulbrian ‏@beautifulbrian2 Aug 24

    If i was treated better by the guys that run MLE i might still take an interest but its like i never exist to them in first place Fuck em

  92. anonymous said

    September 6, 2016 @ 9:28 am

    Seems that you are obsessed 819 or you wouldnt bother visiting his twitter page. What you read is the truth . He hasno interest in an organization that kicked him out like an old shoe Would you like if he brought back his website so he could entertain you ?

  93. anonymous said

    September 6, 2016 @ 9:29 am

    Funny how before a contest George Shea every now and then mentions names like Krachie Lerman Krazy Kev and Dale Boone to an audience that is absolutely clueless as to what the fuck hes talking about

  94. anonymous said

    September 6, 2016 @ 9:39 am

    Seiken has no time for this trivial nonsense He is headed to Tulsa Okl for the run good series . One of the events is a 100k GTD . Go stay with MLE and make peanuts and mingle with friends . That will take you far LOL
    http://www.rungoodpokerseries.com/

  95. Allen and David are not the problem said

    September 6, 2016 @ 10:02 am

    That other guy is off his meds

  96. anonymous said

    September 6, 2016 @ 3:24 pm

    Seiken has a tip on Win 4 coming up in Nov . It will not be posted here so certain enemies can reap the profits for free . I would suggest throwing $10 on it . If interested email him directly

  97. anonymous said

    September 6, 2016 @ 3:37 pm

    no one gives a fuck about sieken or poker

  98. anonymous said

    September 6, 2016 @ 3:39 pm

    no one knows what the fuck @3:24 is blabbering about

  99. anonymous said

    September 6, 2016 @ 3:58 pm

    Spell his name right you illetirate lacky

  100. Anonymous said

    September 6, 2016 @ 5:05 pm

    Noone gives a fuck? Keep earning zero dollars watching chestnut reap the profits while your content being a loyal member of the ifoce .

  101. Anonymous said

    September 6, 2016 @ 9:59 pm

    What would occure first…..seiken running a mile without stopping or seiken dropping dead from a heart attack while running a mile

  102. Anonymous said

    September 6, 2016 @ 10:18 pm

    It is spelled Voorhees you dope.

  103. anonymous said

    September 7, 2016 @ 7:17 am

    Seiken was in shape long before you even thought of getting in shape. The pics prove it no matter how old they are old man!

  104. anonymous said

    September 7, 2016 @ 7:18 am

    All of a sudden the fat lard from Voorhies decides to become a health guru LOL LOL LOL

  105. Allen and David are always the problem said

    September 7, 2016 @ 7:19 am

    A

  106. anonymous said

    September 7, 2016 @ 7:21 am

    5696 5696 eat your heart out .

  107. anonymous said

    September 7, 2016 @ 7:39 am

    Wonder what Goldstein does in his spare time? Goes to Gold Gym in Howard Beach with his imaginary friend after a long hard day fitting hearing aids while checking his cheap flip phone to see if any negative comments are posted about him on eatfeats . After his workout which accomplishes nothing, he treats himself to 2 slices of pizza at New Park pizza then he heads home and goes back on eatfeats to see if anyone is talking about him while posting his stupid played out roach comments

  108. anonymous said

    September 7, 2016 @ 12:56 pm

    And don’t kid yourself seiken, you don’t go to bars to mingle, you are the creepy old guy at the corner that everyone avoids and chat rooms are about as obsolete as dial up internet. If i get to be your age and need to resort to those tactics in order to socialize with people i would consider just offing myself because that would be pathetic at that age.

  109. US GORILLA said

    September 7, 2016 @ 1:42 pm

    Some people are just talkers and some actually walk the walk. Guru, no. Healthier, yes.

  110. anonymous said

    September 7, 2016 @ 3:52 pm

    You are past his age horseface . Go find a surrogate wife

  111. anonymous said

    September 7, 2016 @ 4:01 pm

    Why aren’t you man or woman enough to post your real name ? Of course the smart money is on Goldstein. Seiken has had more pussy in his lifetime than youve wasted in sperm which lately isnt much. If we were to go back in time warp 70;s 80;s 90s you would not believe how many chicks Seiken had and no he did not pay for them. He met them in clubs bars supermarkets driving subway . Plus he worked in a few clubs in the disco era which made it easier to pick up women. Not only that Seiken shared women with his close friends which is quite rare these days. You on the other hand are a lonely introvert who met his wife through some dating service because you would never have the balls to approach a woman when you were 18 30 40 or your present age of 60. because you have nothing to offer besides being short ugly with fake hair . If you think Seiken looks creepy now so be it but he had his share and i know for fact you didnt you pathetic piece of shit

  112. anonymous said

    September 7, 2016 @ 5:17 pm

    Sure, Seiken may have bagged a few skanks a lifetime ago, but fast forward 40 years and there sits a fat, bloated, lonely loser with nothing but his roaches. He only took up poker so he could be around other people who all want nothing to do with him and are happy when he gets blown out and has to leave the table. Seiken lives in the past because that’s all he’s got.

  113. not a Goldstein...hell i'm not even jewish said

    September 7, 2016 @ 5:25 pm

    70;s 80;s 90s, only a pathetic old kook would talk about women from 50 years ago, seriously dude how old are you! And shit if you talking about the 90’s its easily been 25 years since you last got any. Stick to what you know and that’s blowing your load with other losers at the borgotta. I bet poker is really working out just as well as competitive eating did. #wontbeonworldsereiesofpokeronespn

  114. anonymous said

    September 7, 2016 @ 5:45 pm

    Gorilla it’s about time you put up some hendon stats. Maybe if you concentrated on the cards instead of snapping pics of Seiken from your cell phone so your aging cousin can jerk off to Seiken fat stomach, you might win for once in your life . I realize cashing or even winning tournaments require alot of luck and its more like an elaborate lottery but still thats no excuse I am actually hoping you cash one of these days because your last outdated cash from 2011 needs some serious updating.

  115. This is so stupid said

    September 7, 2016 @ 8:19 pm

    you’re all fucking idiots

  116. anonymous said

    September 7, 2016 @ 8:44 pm

    What ever happened to Seiken’s 600 lb girlfriend from Utah? aka – Haystacks..

  117. US GORILLA said

    September 7, 2016 @ 9:10 pm

    Maybe I hardly play poker anymore and spend my money on family, entering races & my nonprofit that run to help other kids which is all none of your fucking business. BTW, I never wasted my time snapping a picture of you. Just communicated with cuz as I always do. Again, none of your fucking business. Done with this conversation.

  118. anonymous said

    September 8, 2016 @ 8:52 am

    I dont believe anything you say cause your one habitual liar and as far as your goodwill missions this is what i think ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  119. Not Brian said

    September 8, 2016 @ 8:53 am

    I see Goldstein all the time at Borgata . Hardly plays poker my ass.

  120. anonymous said

    September 8, 2016 @ 8:54 am

    844 thats a pretty low remark about someone gf . FYI they happen to be in love . How would you like it if someone refer to your gf as 600 lb haystacks? Hmm?

  121. anonymous said

    September 8, 2016 @ 8:57 am

    Seiken should whip out the ole banjo and serenade his bride to be with this one
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQmrsirNj8A

  122. anonymous said

    September 8, 2016 @ 9:06 am

    No gamble no future Mr Gorilla No gamble no future Mr Gorilla . Not even playing Pick 4? Damn you are one boring dude

  123. Hmm said

    September 8, 2016 @ 10:58 am

    What’s your problem Seiken you jackass? Would you only be happy if someone had a gambling problem like you? Everything you do is a problem. Drop dead you fat fuck.

  124. anonymous said

    September 8, 2016 @ 11:30 am

    I saw Seiken at the Borgata begging the pit boss for a free buffet. He looked fatter than ever.

  125. anonymous said

    September 8, 2016 @ 12:42 pm

    seiken has the hots for Wu

  126. anonymous said

    September 8, 2016 @ 3:14 pm

    Mrs. Haystacks Seiken… Has a nice ring to it.

  127. anonymous said

    September 8, 2016 @ 3:35 pm

    I saw seiken at the citi field qualifier, he was retrieving the uneatten hot dogs from the trash. He looked fatter than ever.

  128. anonymouis said

    September 8, 2016 @ 9:21 pm

    Fuck you you ugly gorilla asshole Your the fat fuck and your not the least bit in shape go run a real marathon instead of using wheels

  129. anonymouis said

    September 8, 2016 @ 9:27 pm

    Look who’s calling someone else a fat fuck Like calling the kettle black. You been fat all your life. So you ran a few miles probably out of breath and dropped 5 lbs all of a sudden he’s the marathon man. All postal workers are losers except for Seiken

  130. anonymous said

    September 9, 2016 @ 6:37 am

    US Gorilla was an ok guy until he hooked up with his creepy cousin from Plainview. Hang around with him long enough and you will find out why his only two friends in his entire life are Jarvis and the imaginary one with the boat

  131. anonymous said

    September 9, 2016 @ 9:03 am

    The guy from Plainview hasn’t seen Jarvis in about a year.

  132. anonymous said

    September 9, 2016 @ 11:40 am

    @903 Thats actually a start in the right direction

  133. anonymous said

    September 9, 2016 @ 12:26 pm

    OMG does that mean Goldstein was not invited to Jarvis 50th birthday bash this past May?

  134. anonymous said

    September 9, 2016 @ 1:51 pm

    Rumor has it that he was invited but could not attend.

  135. Anonymous said

    September 9, 2016 @ 4:05 pm

    Jarvis must have been insulted

  136. anonymous said

    September 9, 2016 @ 4:55 pm

    Ed Jarvis does not like anyone turning down an invite

  137. anonymous said

    September 9, 2016 @ 8:14 pm

    Jarvis is a big boy, I’m sure he got over it.

  138. anonymous said

    September 9, 2016 @ 8:27 pm

    Jarvis consistent phone calls in the morning afternoon and the middle of the night probably was enough to finally terminate the friendship. I remember Coondog saying that one time he called him at 3am and he thought god forbid it was an emergency phone call from a family member in crisis but the voice on the other end said in a dead pan tone “whats up its jarvis” with absolutely nothing to say

  139. anonymous said

    September 9, 2016 @ 10:00 pm

    Does anyone remember Jarvis brainstorm idea to sell DNA Vitamins with a picture of him on the label?

  140. cookie calls booker said

    September 9, 2016 @ 10:18 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObwJ_ZtEKS0

  141. anonymous said

    September 10, 2016 @ 9:32 am

    Classic video . Does that place still exist?

  142. anonymous said

    September 10, 2016 @ 10:16 am

    These people you speak about Jarvis and others who retired become insignificant when you are not involved in competitive eating any more . Once the eating ends there is really no reason to continue communicating with them or take interest in their every day lives and visa versa . Not to say it wasn’t fun when they were involved in it but when the fork and spoon is put down its time to part ways and go in different directions

  143. anonymous said

    September 10, 2016 @ 11:59 am

    I think i just saw seiken at borgata he lost all his money cursed the dealer and turned over the table They called security oink oink oink to that. Gambling is for losers

  144. Poke Her is for Losers. said

    September 10, 2016 @ 1:43 pm

    Seiken wouldn’t do that 1159.

  145. Anonymous said

    September 10, 2016 @ 4:19 pm

    Seiken was seen panhandling on the boardwalk. He looked fatter then ever

  146. anonymous said

    September 10, 2016 @ 4:38 pm

    I saw Seiken at San Gennaro looking for uneaten cannoli in the trash. Then he went to panhandle a free sausage hero. He looked fatter than ever.

  147. anonymous said

    September 12, 2016 @ 9:13 am

    If Goldstein hasnt spoke to Jarvis in over a year then why did Jarvis send him an invite to his birthday party this past May? I could picture Goldstein getting the invite in the mail and he probably said to himself “I have no time for this shit i don’t know anyone at the party and im not interested plus i have no money for a gift”

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