Helen “Hoax” Haggerty / Tim “Eater XX” Janus
There has been speculation that “Helen Haggerty”, listed as the runner-up in Saturday’s posole contest in New Mexico was a hoax given a lack of closeup pictures of her and any internet presence. Andrew Lane has posted a gallery of the contest with a picture of “Helen”. The picture in its original state is too dark to make out any facial features, but after playing with the brightness and contrast, the image on the left reveals “Helen” to clearly be Tim “Eater X” Janus.
I am quite upset by this incident and it will affect the future direction of eatfeats, but I am going to wait until I am better composed until I elaborate further.
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Steakbellie said (Registered August 11, 2006)
November 20, 2006 @ 5:25 pm
OJ in the title of this article you list Tim as “Eater XX” does that indicate that he now has 2 strikes against him?
Philly Guy said
November 20, 2006 @ 7:41 pm
Its refering to the female chromosome set up. They’re XX while us studly gents are XY.
SuperPaul said
November 20, 2006 @ 8:31 pm
It looks like Steakbellie now has competition in the kilt contest
El Toro said
November 20, 2006 @ 8:53 pm
LOL This S&#T is funny as hell! lollol To whomever came up with this idea, thanks for the good laugh!
Mega Munch said
November 20, 2006 @ 10:06 pm
That is totally NOT Tim Janus. Janus’s eyebrows are slightly bushier. That’s Helen Haggarty. (She plays field hockey…those chicks are “tough looking.”)
Steakbellie said (Registered August 11, 2006)
November 20, 2006 @ 10:48 pm
I’m gonna scratch that B****’s eyes out if she thinks she can wear it better than me…..
HUMANVACUUM said (Registered November 16, 2006)
November 20, 2006 @ 11:08 pm
Good to see the IFOCE guys finally having some fun. I hope he didn’t get to involved and shave his legs.
beautifulbrian said
November 21, 2006 @ 1:34 am
I dont think Tim feels comfortable with the Helen Haggerty shit because people might get the wrong idea that he is a cross dresser or something related to that aspect. In defense of Tim , i can tell you he is 100 percent straight. Reliable sources told me it was the Shea’s idea to have Tim dress up as a woman. What amazes me is that fact that when they come up with an idea they go all out on IFOCE.com to play this up. When i came up with the idea of dressing up as a rabbi for gussie and ruths matza ball contest they shot the idea down right away. Tim dont feel so bad , in one of my gigs as a bouncer in the crazy country club back in 1979 one of the requirements was for me to dress up in a ballerina suit which was part of the initiation. I fit in the costume just fine back in the day at 155 lbs.
beautifulbrian said
November 21, 2006 @ 2:23 am
I stand corrected . My apologies to the Shea’s for they did give the green light for Tim to go ahead with this but it was not their idea. The idea to dress Tim up as Helen came from an unnamed source which i am not at liberty to mention. OJ are you really upset about this Helen thing or are you just kidding?
TheGodfather said
November 21, 2006 @ 6:55 am
That was funnnnny as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Natural said (Registered October 5, 2006)
November 21, 2006 @ 6:56 am
I personally think that other than forgeting to accesorize, and to do a bit more with her hair “Helen” looked FIERCE and FABULOUS at the contest!!!…2 snaps in a circle for x…lol..loved it!
donmoseslerman said
November 21, 2006 @ 7:18 am
I think that it is good entertainment and a crowd pleaser . good work tim!…Don Lerman
badlands booker said
November 22, 2006 @ 9:36 am
Nice one x, I’ve been locked away in a recording studio for the past 3 weeks and it was the first real good laugh I had in a while. Until meatballs, stay hungry and focused Tim.