The Whaler sails to Miami
The Whaler has his first new entry in over two months. The topic is Eater X’s performance in the Miami Pretzel Twister contest:
As the contest began and the eaters dug in, Eater X took a curious tack: he untied each of his pretzels, wasting precious time. And when the dust had settled and the food had been chewed and all the pretzels counted, Eater X had finished a distant second to the winner, Joey Chestnut. It broke my heart, it turned me red and made me want to break things.
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