Australian claims she can finish 96er

In a thread about Kate Stelnick’s completion of Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub’s 96er burger, a commenter from Australia calling herself “QueenQeeko” makes the following claim:

And I look at that burger and I seriously think I could devour that in less than two hours tops.

Here is one small example of what I am capable of. I went to the mall with two friends not all that long ago. This was their silly attempt at making me more of a girly-girl and made me wear pink. I showed them later. Anyways, by late morning we decided for an early lunch. My friend Kitty Kat and I went straight for the Chinese buffet. Now here is where I’m also a master of stacking food. I don’t know how tall the pile was but I know that I did it well. I ordered a large size plate and stacked it up with at least 8 pounds of food. Huge meal. Kitty Kat did the same (she’s taller than me too and said I’d never down my meal).

In the space of 20 minutes, I chowed down all of the food I had bought, then ate half of what Kat had bought (she couldn’t make it pass a third of it). I took the rest home in a plastic container. Immediately after this I bought a tray of doughnuts and a gigantic smoothie that was 90% fruit, yogurt and icecream.

That day I out-ate what every member of my family can do and they are all big eaters. And I still felt I had room for something else.

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  1. Anonymous said

    December 20, 2007 @ 5:26 pm

    No woman in this world has or can finish that in less than 2 hours. Only men can do that and many men can which would be Koby Shirota Joey Pat Bert. Janus Rich Lefever Humble Bob Hall Hunt Joe Menchetti Hickman the Goose Erik the Red and maybe Arnie Chapman. but thats about it. Not one woman.

    Luther

  2. Rhonda Evans said

    December 21, 2007 @ 7:25 am

    Sounds like she has lots of enthusiasm, which is great. But she is probably a bit naive, which is a-ok and certainly understandable.

  3. Anonymous said

    December 21, 2007 @ 11:40 am

    I bet I could beat her. LOL

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