Dave "US Male" Goldstein produced a video of him eating hard to eat food with Allen "Shredder" Goldstein titled Competitive Eating Cousins (2 stooges) vs Food
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anonymous said
April 30, 2014 @ 10:49 pm
What’s so hard about what they ate? Am I missing something here? What a couple clowns. Quite comical.
anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 2:52 am
Now you know why its been quiet for the last two weeks on the comment board . Quite obvious they have nothing better to do with their time and their lives
anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 3:11 am
Lovely couch looks like a salvation army special
anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 6:56 am
Yep, it probably took them 2 weeks, 24/7 to complete that video. That would definitely explain the quiet on here. NOT!
anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 8:05 am
That was a funny video. I think we can all laugh at that one. Can’t help but think the G-steins were poking fun at some one, but who?? I expect the intended target to come back with a copy cat video very soon but of much lesser quality and humor. I wonder if the “Shitsteins” have a sequel in the works..
Anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 9:10 am
Way to go Male & Shredder. Not that you needed to make this video to prove it but yes we know which idiot you are mocking. His constant badgering of you guys is old and stale like that g-d awful green rag he wears on his head at contests.
Anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 9:51 am
Watch it someday that green do rag might make it into the coveted hall of fame.
anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 11:13 am
This video just shows that Allen and Dave have great senses of humor and have allowed everything that “idiot” said about them roll off their backs.
anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 12:20 pm
Wait till you see video seiken has planned for them
anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 12:21 pm
The video just reiterated and proved what seiken said about them all.along
Anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 12:48 pm
seiken has a video planned for them? i am guessing he will attempt to eat 266 wings or 2 and 1/2 pounds of bologna but fail miserably and complain about the conditions of the food?!?
anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 2:15 pm
Find that video 2pm
beautifulbrian said
May 1, 2014 @ 2:16 pm
Stupemdous the .video of the year
anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 2:25 pm
Just read bits and pieces great review
Anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 3:01 pm
Arent we in for a treat. Seiken is going to make another video for all 5 of his viewers. Seems like he always has to have the final word.
Anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 3:14 pm
shame he doesn’t know how to get the word out to his 4 twitter followers too
anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 5:18 pm
Seiken rarely uses twitter thats why
anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 5:21 pm
What about gorilla ? He has to beg for twitter followers.
anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 5:23 pm
Did the gauntlet vid hit the big 100 mark in hits yet?LMFAOOO!
anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 6:32 pm
See 556 the only food they could barely stuff down their throats are 11 hotdogs. They cant eat 3lbs of pickles they cant eat 48 oz of niblets in 48 seconds .They cant stuff a full big mac in their mouth in one bite so they create challenges that seiken never took part in. Creamed corn whats that?
anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 6:34 pm
Didnt allen goldstein eat 9 hot dogs and buns at duck stadium in2003? Check that 9.5 Dont you ever forget it
Anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 7:14 pm
but they did stuff 11 hot dogs and buns down their throat in a third of the time as Seiken.I’m sure they can both eat 3 lbs of pickles.
Anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 7:34 pm
I like the products that were on the table and pics on the cups. I’m still cracking up.
Anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 7:53 pm
You are wrong Brian Seiken @ 7:43. There are other competitive eaters, including me, who find this amusing.
beautifulbrian said
May 1, 2014 @ 8:13 pm
Like i said before i found it thoroughly amusing. I might hate their guts but unlike others i dont allow personal feelings to mix in with good entertainment
anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 8:54 pm
Lets see how long it takes them to do the next 11 If they get that far
Anonymous said
May 1, 2014 @ 9:28 pm
Either of the Goldsteins could easily break 20 HDB any time. That amounts to a hill of beans but Seiken will never eat 20, not even in his dreams. Cool video, nice to see that Shredder still has some interest in CE.
anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 12:29 am
You never ate 266 wings in your entire life. You mean 266 unweighed wings about 3lbs worth in a spectacle of an event in which you would have finished 5th or 6th if it were buffalo .
anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 9:05 am
Whether 266 wings were eaten or not, the fact is that Dave drives a new Pathfinder for his efforts and Seiken drives a broken down Pinto.
anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 9:42 am
Seiken drives a 2003 Honda accord still going strong at 180k miles . Get your facts straight ignoramous
anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 9:47 am
Allen Goldstein never attempted to qualify for Wingbowl because he failed miserably in Wing practices and didn’t want to look bad in front of his mentor and only friend Ed Cookie Jarvis. Now he has two friends Ha ha ha
anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 9:51 am
Alright enough already they got their attention for the day which was yesterday . Now move on to more important things like Conti claim that Denmark should have got 4th
anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 10:55 am
I bet the drivers seat in Seikens 2003 Honda stinks as bad as his green doo rag.
anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 10:56 am
Allen Goldstein doesn’t like wings
Anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 10:58 am
i bet that 2003 Honda POS is about as clean as his apartment
anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 11:33 am
Seiken lives in a very clean apartment . If one roach was ever detected in the complex he lives in the entire Health Dept of NJ would be there in a heartbeat. As for that filthy looking couch you probably bought at bargain day at the Salvation army in the video, do yourself some justice and throw it in the garbage.
anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 11:37 am
When Seiken comes home to his clean apt, the roaches spell out WELCOME on the wall.
anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 11:42 am
At least Seiken doesnt jump on a chair begging for dear life like the little bitch you are
anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 11:50 am
Does anyone know how we can locate the great Gus Shaaffer for the 10 anniversary of Allen Goldstein amazing bologna win over a legend?. If not we will have to recreate a similar Nathans qualifying scenario at Duck Stadium with Leon Feingold sister
anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 12:00 pm
Seiken needs some new material. We know he hangs on the past like it was yesterday, but come on.
anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 12:02 pm
Funny how all along Goldstein thought it was Seiken that nicknamed him Fred Flinstone when it was actually Liz Kellermeyer who came up with the comparison 6yrs ago
anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 12:29 pm
Do yourself a favor and ride off into the sunset or find another hobby. You got your 10 minutes of fame which was creative enough to maybe win a science project award. Now that you are no longer involved with the sport nobody cares what you do anymore
anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 12:51 pm
And it was Goldstein that talked Liz Kellermeyer out of going to Seiken’s roach motel apt to do an episode of his poor man’s version of Waynes World.
Entertainment today said
May 2, 2014 @ 1:55 pm
I found this to be very entertaining.Very natural and fun.Thanks Goldstiens for producing this.Why all the bad comments?Years ago this didn’t happen.Who would want to compete now and get rocks thrown at them.The food eaters have better talent now but the old eaters had more fun without jerks like all of the above.
anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 2:05 pm
Thats a lie because the st patty show was march 2007 liz was a phone guest living in denver and you never visited seiken till may of that year to do menchetti show
Casey Casem said
May 2, 2014 @ 5:33 pm
Let’s not forget this Brian Seiken classic hit: http://youtu.be/AZwKHBJbce0
anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 6:26 pm
Its a pity that seiken and dave goldstein got along nicely until dave met up wirh his new boyfriend
anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 6:32 pm
Didn’t Seiken say he hardly posts on this site? We can count many from him today alone under anonymous. What a f**king liar.
anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 7:02 pm
Not him trust me
Anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 7:16 pm
I don’t think there will ever be another human being who has accumulated so many hated enemies that at one time were his was friends or at least cordial towards him. The worst part is this is supposed to be competitive eating and last I checked this slob can’t eat for shit. He doesn’t even belong in the sport. Normal people don’t search out ways to turn friends into bitter enemies. Gavgoon even called him out face to face and he ran to the cops. That is the most cowardly thing I’ve seen in my entire life. You can lie all you want make excuses in the end videos don’t lie and your essense was exposed if you even want to call it that.
anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 10:25 pm
Next we will hear from lyin brian with a challenge telling us to say this to his face because he will kick our asses. Bring on the tough guy image pal.
anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 10:46 pm
I doubt it. Seiken graduated from junior high a long time ago . Obviously the Goldsteins are still attending .
anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 11:04 pm
This just proves what a coward allen goldstein is. He wouldnt have the balls to put together a video let alone comment or show his face here.No no he needs company or a sounding board to prove hes a real man. Insecure is more like it.
Anonymous said
May 2, 2014 @ 11:30 pm
I hear Seiken graduated from college also, P.U.
still waiting said
May 3, 2014 @ 2:36 am
718 Seiken will be in Maryland next Sunday you can call him a coward to his face right then and there. Oh but then again eatfeats posters are supposed to remain anonymous and just talk a whole lot of shit on here but would never repeat it to Seiken face Never ever and still waiting for that one fool to put his money where his mouth is. I bet you turn red if he stomped his foot in the ground you pathetic faggot Ho hum just another loudmouth scared of Seiken Show your face for once in your sorry ass life Please loser do it for your country
anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 2:53 am
Simply amazing how the name Seiken brings so much attention to this site. Nearly 50 comments and more to follow. Two fools probably lost a ton of sleep over the past few weeks putting together a video that they hoped would make Seiken foam at the mouth but instead he loved it. Now those two fools must be saying Damn that wasnt the response we wanted. Two lowly ass pathetic fools with nothing better to do than stuff their face with 11 hot dogs thinking Seiken will burn with hatred but what they succeeded in accomplishing is one step closer to colon cancer. Seiken is supposed to be impressed with that ? What do you expect from two 50 yr old dimwits that barely graduated high school. People with college degrees would never act this way. Both of you are nothing more than heroes to the brain dead like LA Bitch Millender and a few others.
anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 3:05 am
718 maybe you should go on Will Millender Facebook timeline July 4 2011 unless he deleted it , and read the comment he wrote about Gavonne then report back here and give your totally distorted view of the video . Lying hater .
anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 8:16 am
54 comments and counting ha ha ha ha
anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 8:19 am
It just proves how lame this site is and how OJ needs tthe Seiken Shitstein comments to keep the comments section alive and breathing
John Roach said
May 3, 2014 @ 9:02 am
I guess this is what Allen Goldstein dreams about every night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7J-HSwWrfY
Entertainment today said
May 3, 2014 @ 11:04 am
Wow!! lot’s of demented poster’s. This is why competition eating will never make it big.
Anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 11:43 am
Most competitive eaters would consider 11 HDB a snack. Seiken considers it a personal best.
anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 12:42 pm
Appeared as though shorter shitstein struggled with 11dogs. What a shame they cut the camera after the both of them threw up immediately afterwards
Anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 12:50 pm
Competition eating will never make it big with a no talent hack who can barely get 11 HDBs down “ranked” 50th in the world when we know there are far more deserving, younger, cleaner talents out there.
Anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 1:06 pm
Oh if I were a stinky smelly Shmoykin, 11HDB would fill up me…
And if I were a filthy creepy Shmoykin, a rank of 50 is where i’ll always be… (LOSER)
anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 1:27 pm
See here the deal . Shitsteins had a motive for putting together the video . Portray seiken as the biggest smelliest loser in competitive eating . Problem is they were hoping everyone would jump on bandwagon but they dkdnt because sensible people with real families and real professions didnt even bother watching it or if they did, scorned upon it as two 50 yr old farts attempting to back someone in the corner with elementary school antics. Even with that said seiken praised it as good humor where midget shitstejn and his lover would not have found it amusing if seiken created the video.Sure some found it very amusing . The seiken haters a like janus la beast millender or anyone else that seiken had disagreements with certainly viewed it with a huge smile as more of a revenge factor than anything else.Must have pissed off gorilla that big hoss lookalike from pawnstars and a poor kid thats confined to a wheelchair are the only comments on YT
Anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 2:54 pm
Shitsteins thought of doing a video first, ha ha, shemelkin lives with roaches, ha ha, he is boiling mad, ha ha, gorilla / midget is so funny, ha ha, shmelkin has doody breath, ha ha, smelly pickle, ha ha oink
anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 3:20 pm
I’m sure the goldsteins were just having some fun and nothing more. Big deal, they mocked somebody. They probably couldn’t care less if Seiken liked it or not. Maybe they can come up with a 2015 sequel.
Anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 4:20 pm
173 views in less than a week; shatters any video seiken has ever put up
aanonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 4:21 pm
GO AWAY BRIAN SEIKEN. YOU ARE IRRELEVANT TO COMPETITIVE EATING AND EVERYTHING DISCUSSED ON EATFEATS. GO BLOG SOMEWHERE ELSE WHERE YOUR BAD ATTITUDE MIGHT BE APPRECIATED.
Anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 4:25 pm
I predict that Seiken’s next video on how to make a healthy cockroach-slum smoothie will be a smash hit.
anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 5:09 pm
173 ha ha im sure by the year 2030 you might hit 20,000 mark so you can earn your first $100. Maybe you should ask LA beast or FP if they can post your footage on their accounts so more than a few people will even know you exist
anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 5:10 pm
Im sure the video will go viral in 3014
Anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 5:20 pm
Maybe we should start feeling sorry for the roaches and not Seiken.
anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 5:27 pm
I predict 8 youtube views for the smoothie.
Anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 5:36 pm
All 8 views will be Brian rewatvhing his own video
anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 6:24 pm
All the shitstein hits were re hit by him and his midget cuz on the youtube page . Man he is so short in that video Bad move you better off looking fat than short At least with fat you can lose it . Too late to grow anymore puberty is over and you lucked out
anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 6:26 pm
Funny nobody cares about your pathetic video except for you two and Seiken Thats a real laugh. I took a survey and nobody in the IFOCE for that matter even bothered
anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 9:26 pm
Allen Shredder Shitstein will be 50 yrs old this month. Lets let by gones be by gones and plant a couple of cock roaches on his juicy Nathans hot dogs so he can enjoy the condiments for his birthday
anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 9:27 pm
I intend to buy him a black 5X shirt for his birthday to hide the body fat and some extra strength polygrip for his wig
anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 9:36 pm
I tell ya i cant stop watching this video. These two are such losers but extremely hilarious especially when their mouths are full . They could be making millions doing stand up comedy team but instead work at boring dead end jobs with the fed govt and the state
anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 10:56 pm
working for the postal service as a mailman and the VA are dead end jobs? Since when idiot? They probably make a decent living.
Anonymous said
May 3, 2014 @ 11:45 pm
The fat idiot postal sorter who’s only function is to separate mail by zip code has the dead end job. A chimp can do what he does.
anonymous said
May 4, 2014 @ 1:00 am
You pathetic midget anyone can sit by a reception desk and prescribe or fit a hearing aid to Vietman vets while spending most of the day on the VA computer visiting this site and insulting Seiken. Mommy please train me and Ya look fat in that blue shirt with cut off sleeves
anonymous said
May 4, 2014 @ 1:04 am
60 grand a year to sort some mail and take care of union biz? Id say its a pretty nice deal considering that skilled labor that require masters or bachelors degree pay less. Why dont you get a life and stop worrying about Seiken all the time . Anyone that makes a video like you did must be obsessed
anonymous said
May 4, 2014 @ 1:04 am
Oh yeah 5 8 my ass with high heels maybe . Try 5’5
anonymous said
May 4, 2014 @ 1:23 am
77 comments and counting
anonymous said
May 4, 2014 @ 2:30 am
Ha ha ha someone got zero sleep the last few weeks so he had no choice but ask his lover to come over and make a video about a living legend who could care less about two smelly horrendous eating losers
anonymous said
May 4, 2014 @ 1:02 pm
where are the shit stein comments ? oink oink oink ?
Half Empty said
May 4, 2014 @ 2:38 pm
If there is a more negative blog out there I don’t want to know about it.
anonymous said
May 4, 2014 @ 4:04 pm
maybe they are busy oink oink
anonymous said
May 4, 2014 @ 4:47 pm
They should never be busy this is a 24/7 insult blog breath odors ass odors roaches and everything under the sun including penis size should be tolerated
Anonymous said
May 4, 2014 @ 7:42 pm
They will respond when Seiken does his copy cat video. Can’t imagine it will be funny or original unless he uses his hundreds and hundreds of room mates in the video.
Seiken ultimate fan said
May 4, 2014 @ 8:41 pm
Uh by the way Seiken ate 11 HDB in 3:30 ok the Shitsteins got him by 30 seconds but maybe its a blessing in disguise cause he said next time hes beating your crummy record. . The camera went dead and took the video with it and he told hes pissed as shit . Of course you wont believe it unless its on YT but don;t worry always a next time . The legend is back and hes been holding closed door practices
Goldstein groupie said
May 4, 2014 @ 9:33 pm
The Goldsteins looked like they weren’t even doing the eating seriously. I’m pretty sure they could do 11 in 2:30 or less (at least Dave could). It’s what you do after 11 and we know Seiken is pretty much at a wall by then. Get to the mid 20’s and you will get respect.
Roach Motel said
May 5, 2014 @ 12:45 am
Give Seiken a half hour and he can put away 20 plus dogs. Just make sure there is an ambulance close by.
anonymous said
May 5, 2014 @ 1:06 am
I want to thank you for coming over . I have no friends . Ha ha ha . That was the best line in the video
anonymous said
May 5, 2014 @ 9:34 am
If you notice the lines he forgot to say after the video was filmed were added on in the bubble caption.
anonymous said
May 5, 2014 @ 9:38 am
How come the shorter shitstein doesnt have a facebook or twitter account? That must be upsetting to his lover cuz . I think its because he knows shmerkin will leave stupid comments on the page and he doesnt need the extra aggravation. oink oink oink oink This is not Seiken ha ha
anonymous said
May 5, 2014 @ 9:46 am
I can’t wait to see Seiken’s copy cat video. I hope it is entertaining and not a dud like his Stink to blogging which was a copy cat version of Booker’s some what successful Hungry and Focused CD. Expect him to wear the oversized black sweat shirt and size 48 sweat pants. But what will he be sporting on top? Will he go with the charred scalp look, the $3 toupee, the old dirty cap, or the green crud stained doo rag. The world awaits.
anonymous said
May 5, 2014 @ 10:15 am
I hear Seiken is doing a weekly podcast on youtube after Mothers day
anonymous said
May 5, 2014 @ 10:26 am
I think he should have a call in segment called Roach Rap
anonymous said
May 5, 2014 @ 10:31 am
his opening song before the show is Short people by Randy Newman
anonymous said
May 5, 2014 @ 10:48 am
A more appropriate opening theme is Lynyrd Skynrd’s “Oooo That Smell”
anonymous said
May 5, 2014 @ 11:03 am
A podcast. Nobody likes talking to the guy so why would any senseless human being bothering listening. At least he won’t see how view-less his podcast is just like his YT videos. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Shut up said
May 5, 2014 @ 11:33 am
Go away
anonymous said
May 5, 2014 @ 12:33 pm
Look midget its better to stink than be a dwarf but your both
anonymous said
May 5, 2014 @ 12:35 pm
The shitsteins are welcome to call in and insult seiken like here but they will get same shit thrown back. They wonr call anyway so whats the point?
anonymous said
May 5, 2014 @ 12:37 pm
@go away. Then where will comments come from?
anonymous said
May 5, 2014 @ 4:11 pm
I wanr to thank you for coming iover. You know um lonely and have no friends. Love the way the other moron chimes back. If you were on facebook id be your one friend .
Orkin Man said
May 6, 2014 @ 11:33 am
I will call in to set up an appointment for a well needed service call.
anonymous said
May 6, 2014 @ 2:38 pm
what he should have said was my only friends are you and ed jarvis mommy not included
jackass said
May 6, 2014 @ 9:12 pm
I want to thank you for coming over. I have no friends and im lonely.When the doctors open me up they will find poisen toxins nitrates and grease from all those mommy trained practices. Then ill say maybe 11 wasnt a bad number after all ha ha ha
anonymous said
May 7, 2014 @ 12:23 am
Hey 946 am werent you the same person that used to complain to me constantly that booker rap music sucks and you hope we dont have to be subjected to it at the next contest? Not hard to figure out your two faced ass
anonymous said
May 7, 2014 @ 11:05 am
Whether prople like rap or not, Booker’s CD was actually music while Seiken’s was smelly noise.
anonymous said
May 7, 2014 @ 11:13 am
I ran my needle across a record and it sounded better than Brian Seiken.
anonymous said
May 7, 2014 @ 12:32 pm
At least your partner forked over $10 for the cd and enjoyed it. Your cheap ass from Plainview wouldnt even come up with $3 for seiken ppv show..
anonymous said
May 7, 2014 @ 12:36 pm
You must have one shitty band if they elected you as their drummer .after hearing that horrendous sound of distortion banging on a set of cymbols its obvious you never took a drum lesson in your entire lifev
anonymous said
May 7, 2014 @ 3:09 pm
So you profited $10 on that worthless CD? Whoever was stupid enough to buy it probably has a big ugly coaster now.
anonymous said
May 7, 2014 @ 3:21 pm
He should the use the $10 profit for some perfume for his ass.
Disappear said
May 7, 2014 @ 4:00 pm
Brian, I would be happy if you ceased to exist.
Entertainment today said
May 7, 2014 @ 4:20 pm
This proves my point.Competitive contest eating is not ever going anywhere.
Anonymous said
May 7, 2014 @ 9:42 pm
Some one should teach Seiken how to shave properly.
anonymous said
May 8, 2014 @ 9:50 am
Wonder how the Serkin copy cat video is coming along.
anonymous said
May 8, 2014 @ 10:31 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FShtlksnAsM
Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)
May 8, 2014 @ 11:15 am
I bought Booker’s 16-track compilation, “Entrees and Leftovers” —- great stuff!
“All Day Buffet” and “She’s My Bunnette” remain my favorite tunes!
For what it’s worth, Brian Seiken does have a decent voice, IMHO. As for me, I couldn’t carry a tune in a basket!
Anonymous said
May 8, 2014 @ 12:06 pm
Seiken looks very out of shape in that 30 second clip, guess he was too out of breath to produce a whole video
anonymous said
May 8, 2014 @ 12:16 pm
Use of the split screen is very clever especially when one has no friends and wants to create the illusion of collaboration. I could have sworn that I saw some roaches from the Sieken side crawl into the Goldstein side.
anonymous said
May 8, 2014 @ 4:28 pm
You wouldnt know the first thing about editing videos let alone putting together one. Go fit a few more hearing aids on the old farts in the VA thats about the only skill you have
Anonymous said
May 8, 2014 @ 4:55 pm
The “old farts at the VA” that Slobkin is referring to are our nation’s veterans that fought for our country. I’m sure the newly ranked eater who is active duty military wouldn’t take kindly to Slobkin’s words. The only thing Slobkin ever fought for was a half eaten pickle his roaches couldn’t finish.
Angry Vet said
May 8, 2014 @ 8:31 pm
So now Brian Seiken is putting down our veterans? You motherf**ker, some nerve. You just lower you level of asshole to another level. Have some respect for any person that wore the uniform past or present. Obviously your sorry ass never served so shut up!
anonymous said
May 8, 2014 @ 9:44 pm
Hey shorty besides eating 2 lbs of bologna what have you ever done for your country? Maybe slopkin will gather a bag full of roaches so you can shove them up your ass next time you have anal intercourse
Anonymous said
May 8, 2014 @ 10:20 pm
Smelly smelly Shmirkin has a potty mouth. 2lbs of pickles, 11 HDB, 1 cup of yogurt, and 1 pumpkin pie and endless failed eating challenges. A real super star of competitive eating.
Anonymous said
May 8, 2014 @ 10:32 pm
I bet the roaches in Slopkins refrigerator alone could fill a large bag.
Ed McMahon said
May 9, 2014 @ 10:48 am
You are correct 10:20, a real superstar. Let us not forget amazing musician, Elvis impersonator plus creator of some of the most amazing online shows of the 20th century. Beauty, talent and fame all wrapped up in one. The mold was broken after him.
anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 10:57 am
Midget Shitstein seek some help fool/You have no friends your short ugly your breath stinks and to be honest you are more hated than your cuz. I hope you rot in hell you pathetic bitter bitter old man
anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 11:08 am
Such rage from Shmellkin. Paranoid and delusional too if he thinks that Shredder Goldstein is the only one that dislikes him. Smellkin needs a new hobby and some of his anxiety medication. Speaking of old has Smellkin looked in the mirror lately? Maybe he has but can’t see through all his hanging eyelid fat. How does he know so much?? Is he staking Shredder at the grocery yet again?
anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 11:31 am
How does one know who has or doesn’t have friends? Only a stalker would have some idea.
anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 11:41 am
I think the friend with the boat should make himself known.
Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)
May 9, 2014 @ 11:51 am
It’s embarrassing to have any real fan / proponent of competitive eating come to this site, because of such despicable, even ludicrous, comments. Those that do visit will probably discontinue doing so, because they haven’t time to waste.
What a shame. …
anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 12:22 pm
You know who the culprit is Rhonda!
anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 12:35 pm
That’s right, what a shame. Seiken needs to relocate to the postal sorting building in Alaska. There he can be the blubber eating champ.
Horrible said
May 9, 2014 @ 1:51 pm
This entire comment stream is embarassing.
Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)
May 9, 2014 @ 2:21 pm
Yep, as does everyone else.
anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 2:40 pm
Wrong answer 12:35. Seiken would lose the blubber eating title to a local.
anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 3:54 pm
Midget shitstein you looked so fuckin fat when you sat on that salvation army special eating creamed corn. Right out munsters tv series
anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 4:32 pm
Rhonda allen goldstein has frequented this site alot longer than you think posting under anonymous identities poking fun at seiken subich conti rios and maybe more. More frequent than his cousin because hes posting on company time using their computers. His cousin is busy delivering mail
anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 4:38 pm
Dont even go there shitstein the wrinkled mug of yours looked like a 60 yr old even when you were 40
anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 4:43 pm
Contrary to what you believe, Allen never poked fun at Subich, Conti or Rios. If his video didn’t bother you, you wouldn’t be talking about it so much.
Anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 4:54 pm
It’s ironic that Allen is getting all the slamming by the Baron of bad breath when it’s Dave’s video on Dave’s You Tube channel. Allen was just a willing participant. Can’t wait to see what Lyin Brian has in store. Maybe he will bend a wrench with his breath while filming in high definition with a multi-angle split screen.
Anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 5:12 pm
It’s very obvious that Brian is still upset and never got over Shredder dumping him as a friend, what like 5 years ago already. Brian’s brief bromances with Dudzinski and LA Beast, until they came to their senses, were mere bandaids on the open wounds of his broken heart.
anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 6:28 pm
I think you might be wrong . Its probably the other way around. Brian could care less if he dropped dead tomorrow. Guarantee this is not Brian
anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 7:01 pm
512 its so comical when you try and probe for info but you come off as a bumbling dunce because your wrong on almost all theories.Seiken is in contact with Brian D all the time.Matter fact hes on good terms with most of MLE . Your just jealous that you got thrown out or tossed out and poor baby has no table to eat with any more.Well at least you guys have each other when the lights go out
anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 7:24 pm
443 if seiken wasnt getting to you so much you woudnt have made the video in first place
anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 8:24 pm
The video never mentions Seiken’s name. You watched it enough to know that. They were having fun laughing at your stupid comments that crack them up.
anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 8:42 pm
Funny seiiken upcoming video doesnt mention them by name either especially when he beats their time in 11 hd but then again you use the bullshit excuse that timer was off on simulcast or you werent eating seruously
Anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 9:03 pm
If Seiken ate 11 hotdogs in any time under 10 minutes, he probably hollowed out the dogs so they weigh a fraction of an ounce. Even then he hit his usual wall.
anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 9:20 pm
Man who cares get a life you guys . Is this all that preoccupies your life on a friday night?
Anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 9:22 pm
You seem to be interested enough to respond. What great plans do you have?
Anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 9:34 pm
Are you saying Brian that they look like they’re taking anything serious in the video? I don’t see it. A couple of clowns goofing around.
Anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 10:00 pm
Any one can break anyone’s time on a split screen video. Let’s see Seiken beat any of the Goldsteins when not goofing around, in hotdogs in person. The tough Mr. Seiken would crap in his already crap stained pants as he would be left in the dust. I’ll bet on that all day long.
Help the children said
May 9, 2014 @ 10:03 pm
I cannot even fathom the depths of stupidity between these “adults.” Honestly is it sickening to most normal people, which is why I would never want anyone I respect to come on here and read this drivel. Seventh graders do better, because they’ll eventually outgrow this moronic behavior. This nonsense is beyond idiocy, and it really makes the entire sport look like a bunch of elementary school children that need serious evaluation.
THIS is a classic case of schoolboys that never really figured it out. Unfortunately, all of their self-esteem issues seem to need a forum here. As far as I can tell (especially one) apparently still think that this is an acceptable form of behavior for “adults.” Maybe they/he think that this is funny, or god-forbid, even normal. It might be normal for a down-syndrome child, but they generally are much nicer people in general because they are not going out of their way to prove to their tragically frail ego that they’re “funny,” “entertaining,” or just plain “despicable” people with no where to go.
You (pick your number) seem to need to disgrace yourselves, your parents, your schools (junior high at best from appearances), CE legends and tradition, most disturbingly, the proud Jewish culture and history. Regardless of any
Help the children 2 said
May 9, 2014 @ 10:35 pm
Regardless of any positive virtues that might have offered to you, this is how you choose to disgrace yourself and an otherwise promising upbringing. You think you’re “stinging up for yourselves,” but only succeeding in perpetuating any number of unpleasant stereotypes. For all the world to see. Would you be happy to have this shit transcribed in the Wall Street Journal? Sadly I’d bet “yes,” only under the condition that I achieve some oddly-twistesd notoriety.
That is really pathetic on a number of level that we sincerely wish you could understand, Maybe consider and e-mail barrage, Facebook party, or whatever. This pure stupidity is nothing but a “disgrace to you race.” Maybe you should run some of this by a Rabbi, a trusted cogent friend, or some poor child’s parent. I;m certain they would not find any of this amusing or entertaining. This a primary reason that most top eaters look the other way at the occasional contest or give you the most superficial but polite acknowledgment. Get a room girls. None of the rest of us want to be seem talking with you. We’re not terribly scared – just embarrassed.
No hard feelings fella, right? This is just my sense of “humor.” But most of us grew out of it decades ago.
anonymous said
May 9, 2014 @ 10:46 pm
Its mind boggling how one person can be so obsessed with men and their appearance and living condituons Get a fuckin woman and im not referring to Brian Seiken
Anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 10:43 am
Brian can’t afford a woman let alone a decent place to live
anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 10:55 am
i could relate to 1035 pm but both had serious issues dating back to their adolescent years which is why they revert to the spitball antics and knocking kids lunchboxes down during their grade school and junior high school days. Allen probably got picked on as a kid in school and this is a way of relieve the tension. Dave was probably just the opposite . A high strung out of control juvenile delinquent that more than likely waited for kids after school and beat them up. Mind boggling because we are dealing with a couple of 50 yr olds. At 20 or 30 its excusable because you are still young but to belittle and berate someone hygiene and living conditions is beyond despicable. If eatfeats did not exist there would be no forum for then to vent their anger
anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 11:01 am
10pm i was waiting for that lame bullshit cop out coming from a shitstein , its expected. How can anyone alter time on split screen? All you need to do is coordinate the starting time of one eater with the starting time of the other and its a done deal. Amazing how you lived in denial all your life when competing with a real eating organization you had no biz being with to begin with
anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 11:05 am
In Seiken latest video he beat the shitstein time by 10 seconds 3:57 to 4;07 If the two dunces would not have clowned around with the last hot dog they might have beat him
anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 11:37 am
I think their occupation has alot to do with it. They have no real skills or professions. Do you think a man of the cloth or lawyer doctor would conduct themselves in that manner? You are dealing with federal state and city workers . Lowest on the totem pole. So one of them served in armed forces. Big deal/ Anyone can enlist in the army. Go to your local recruit center and sign up
anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 12:19 pm
Anonymous said (Comment pending approval)
May 10, 2014 @ 10:43 am
Brian can’t afford a woman let alone a decent place to live
He lives with your mother who pays his rent you homo. But you can afford a man right?
Angry Vet said
May 10, 2014 @ 12:29 pm
Not anyone can enlist in the military you mindless wiesel. Go do some research.
Anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 12:30 pm
From kindergarten to high school, Seiken was the sloppy kid they used to call “Stinky.”
anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 12:41 pm
Right and Goldstein was the little panzy they called stinky and shorty
anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 12:42 pm
Both shitsteins are so ugly and out of shape its amazing that someone of the opposite sex would want to spend the rest of their lives with them. Oh well everyone has to have someone
anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 12:44 pm
One less shitstein at the comp eating table the better Pheeeeewww
anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 12:45 pm
@1229 wanna bet
Marcia Davis said
May 10, 2014 @ 12:46 pm
Help the children all i have to say is if i had kids like them i would abort the womb asap
Anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 12:58 pm
Brian couldn’t enlist, he would fail the physical with flying colors!
Anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 1:01 pm
Does Seiken realize that the 11 hotdogs was not meant to be a record for him to break but a tribute to his total capacity. Which Nathan’s qualifier will he be at to make a fool of himself and fall flat on his pork pie face. No EMT needed, his drooping eyelid fat should break his fall.
Anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 1:06 pm
Now Seiken (@10:55) is a psychologist. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Dr. Stinkmund Freud.
Anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 1:31 pm
Does anyone want to guess how many eaters Seiken was badmouth for ignoring him in Maryland? That’s if he even shows to set a personal best of 1lb of wings.
anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 1:56 pm
Seiken will bring a bottle of Febreeze and spray his ass just so the Shitstein lovers will be happy
anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 1:58 pm
Goldshit you looked like you were ready to pop after numero 11. Not to mention that once the camera lights went out you immediately deposited the 11 dogs you barely ate into the toilet so it wouldnt spoil your gorgeous physique Ha ha ha ha
Anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 2:02 pm
Seiken not going to Maryland; will be a last minute bs excuse but once again thanks for wasting a spot that could have gone to a local
anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 2:15 pm
Can someone call the sheas for allen goldstein so he could return to the table?,It seems that he is lonely and lost without it or he wouldnt bother with any of this. It seems that he misses competing a d without it his lifeis worthless
anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 5:22 pm
your absolute correct Seiken is not going to Maryland so if you intend on making a trip in hope of getting autograph no dice
anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 6:01 pm
Actually Gavonne is more mature than the Goldshits At least he has a life . Both of them post here 24/7
anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 8:02 pm
Why arent shitsteins on here now ? hmm Hmmm Hmmm? Are they getting laid ? Do they have a social life ? I doubt it oink oink oink
anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 8:30 pm
185 comments of stupidity amazing. Im wearing a 4x size to hide my fat
anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 10:12 pm
shmelkin beat them by 16 seconds if you use the timer
anonymous said
May 10, 2014 @ 10:15 pm
Ok wiserass you want to claim the both of you were clowning around? Put 25 Nathans hot dogs on a plate and not the hollowed out meat you ate at Criff dogs when we know your good for maybe 17 tops with MLE competition and 19 for your faithful buddy
anonymous said
May 11, 2014 @ 7:55 am
Put your money where your mouth is Mr Pessimist and you will lose it.
anonymous said
May 11, 2014 @ 8:33 am
I dont want to take your money. You couldnt do 25 if two Afghan terrorists had guns to your head
anonymous said
May 11, 2014 @ 10:43 am
I want to thank you for coming over
I have no friends
Anonymous said
May 11, 2014 @ 12:38 pm
Both Goldstein’s broke 25, Allen did several times. So what’s the problem?
anonymous said
May 11, 2014 @ 12:50 pm
Credit extra plate
Anonymous said
May 11, 2014 @ 1:18 pm
Just like someone’s pathetic 11, that’s what in the record books.
anonymous said
May 11, 2014 @ 1:22 pm
Someone is delusional to think totals are lesser than what is on record. When you hit the deuce Seiken then you can talk. Both did it at Nathans. What the hell is hollowed out meat? That is funny.
Anonymous said
May 11, 2014 @ 2:06 pm
I find it funny how Brian attacks MLE’s resident statistician when in fact it was Rich Shea who decided on brians final number that fateful day. The fact Brian was credited with 11 was generous, i for one thought 10 was more appropriate after seeing brians debris all over his 2nd unfinished plate.
ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)
May 11, 2014 @ 2:15 pm
Here are all the 10+ HDB results in the database
Anonymous said
May 11, 2014 @ 2:34 pm
200 posts. All because of a funny video that just supposed to be a goof. I love it.
anonymous said
May 11, 2014 @ 3:00 pm
good to see OJ has a sense of humor. You know posting something about a Goldstein, Strahle or a few other choice eaters will bring out the monster.
Anonymous said
May 11, 2014 @ 3:09 pm
Speaking of which how many of MLEs finest are ignoring him right now in Maryland, and who is the lucky stiff that gets to compete next to him.
Hmmm said
May 11, 2014 @ 3:50 pm
It appears that competitive eaters show improvement over time with a little practice and better training. What I am seeing in the chart above is one guy who did 11 in his first Nathans contest in 2006 and a repeat number recently in 2013 with some scattered slightly better attempts in between. Is this the same guy critiquing other eaters about their numbers? Don’t understand how he can be so brash when he kind of sucks.
Anonymous said
May 11, 2014 @ 4:22 pm
This video will give his a false sense of confidence going into the nathan’s circuit. Can’t wait to witness him fall on his face and barely be able to do 10 when he attempts to qualify this year.
anonymous said
May 12, 2014 @ 1:07 am
I think its time for the friend with the boat to say sometthing
anonymous said
May 12, 2014 @ 7:10 am
OJ i think you got the wrong Goldstein I think Brian might have been referring to the other one when i came to hot dogs
anonymous said
May 13, 2014 @ 9:01 am
In Seiken video BB vs 2 Shitsteins he not only beats their total time but does a marvelous impression of the both of them. I give Brian video 5 stars and the other one about a 2
Anonymous said
May 13, 2014 @ 2:18 pm
It has been awfully quiet here- was hoping he finally retired for the 15th time. Guess none of us are that lucky. Lol. Now we have to hear about this idiot and his cousin? We all know talent doesn’t run in that family. Why prove us all right with video evidence? Give up the ghost already Goldstein’s.
ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)
May 13, 2014 @ 3:02 pm
Here is the full “rebuttal” video mentioned previously
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkDEeNdqVdU
anonymous said
May 13, 2014 @ 5:33 pm
Bologna has no nutritional value whatsover
anonymous said
May 13, 2014 @ 6:35 pm
Wow, the BB video is really taking off. Everybody must be interested in watching the 27 minutes of complete boredom.
anonymous said
May 13, 2014 @ 6:53 pm
Much more creative than watching two 50 yr olds try to eat 11 hot dogs and a can of creamed corn
Anonymous said
May 13, 2014 @ 7:30 pm
Yeah, a 60 year old last place loser screaming “notice me – notice me.”
anonymous said
May 13, 2014 @ 8:05 pm
Ironic does youtube hits on rebuttal video read11?
anonymous said
May 13, 2014 @ 8:55 pm
The other video was actually funny and clever. The rebuttal video was lot of BB explaining himself and proving what an ass he really is.
The Quote said
May 13, 2014 @ 10:04 pm
“It’s not my fault roaches were crawling all over the walls.”
Yet, you chose to continue living in that shithole.
“That jackass (the stat man) didn’t give me a chance to dispute my total (11 hdb).”
Sure, dispute it and he may give you credit for 11.5. Guess what, you still suck and are in last.
anonymous said
May 13, 2014 @ 11:17 pm
One word describes the Goldstein video B for boring Seiken video C for creative
anonymous said
May 13, 2014 @ 11:25 pm
He actually thinks that poking fun at his $ 5000 Liberache special by having his dopey looking cuz tug on it . Pleeeze
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 12:03 am
Those two clowns will be spending their golden years visiting this site following seiken around scrutinizing his totals . What do you expect from two dopey dimwits that barely graduated high school
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 12:20 am
Anyone have an opinion on seiken singing voice in video?
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 12:23 am
Seiken podcast is 90 min
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 7:57 am
The guy from Canada or the winner from the special military qualifiers usually comes in last. Besides, Seiken would give his left smelly nut to qualify for Nathans like the Shredder did, 5 times. Is Lyin Brian gonna try again this year? Can’t wait to laugh at the 10 minute mark when his fat face is stuffed to the hilt and all he has in front of him at the table is 2 debris filled plates. Give it up loser.
beautifulbrian said
May 14, 2014 @ 9:18 am
I only put the video together because i was practically begged on this site . Where the video ? Where the video? Otherwise i would not bother. I believe that if it was a school project of some sort and my video went up against their video i would win hands down. Considering the fact that one of them made a trip from Jersey to Long Island they could have come up with a more elaborate video instead of eating hot dogs in his backyard and a can of creamed corn . In the future if you want to make your videos a lot more glamorous contact Wreckless eating , they did wonders for Damon Wells and Furious Pete in creating a real elaborate Hollywood type video. For the record my wingbowl stunt was 3 16 oz cans of corn niblets but Morganti insisted that i do it in 48 seconds which he knew was almost impossible . I doubt either of the Goldsteins could do it
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 9:27 am
here a word from the nutritionist Did you know that bologna has no nutritional value whatsoever? Best line in the video
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 9:34 am
Now now lets give credit where credit is due . Allen Goldstein had his shining moment at the Nathans finals in 2010 where he finished ahead of Ben Monsoon Booker Juliet Flash Gordon and Bryan Beard . If Hardy and Jarvis competed he would have beat them as well
ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)
May 14, 2014 @ 10:23 am
Here are the Nathan’s final results for Goldsteins
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 10:35 am
Two out of his 5 appearances i believe were wildcards. When he did win outright he beat nobody. Really check it out who did he beat of any real notoriety to advance to the finals?. Also make mention that his wife trained him day and night sometimes 2 practices per week and he lives a block or two from the hospital which is a huge plus in case of emergency. Since he probably doesnt have many friends he should thank his lucky stars that there was someone that stood by him and helped him achieve his goal.
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 10:46 am
Who did he beat ? ill tell you who he beat . Damon “whos your daddy” Signoret. Kevin Basso , Jamie Carpenter (better half of the hungry sisters) and the legendary Leon Feingold sister. Household names indeed About as household as the infamous Gus Shaffer , Those four names should not be looked over in the next hall of fame balloting
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 11:04 am
Get you information right. 3 of the 5 appearances were wildcards, doesn’t matter who was beaten- a win is a win. Daily water and 1 weekly practice with hotdogs is not training day and night which is nothing compared to today’s practice regimen. His wife’s involvement was to hold the timer. It’s sad that Seiken is consumed by this after so many years. Perhaps he is jealous that no one ever helped him achieve his goal. He could have been part of the Nathan’s experienced because he was involved when one could have won a qualifier with 10 hotdogs, but as usual he blew it. Sorry for your disappointment Brian, most people shit or get off the pot. You just shit.
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 11:16 am
Doesn’t Seiken realize that if he ever won a Nathan’s qualifer, he would have to compete against people with no experence what so ever. Every eater in the current top 49 can eat more than 11 hotdogs and wax his ass hands down. It’s true that in 2002 he won a pickle contest by a nano fraction of a stem. Flukes can happen, case in point. Those were his glory days.
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 11:27 am
What is your obsession with 11? Seiken ate 15 at Citifield in 2012 and at Shea in 2008 Didnt OJ post that the other day but you ignore that just to fuck with his head just like you keep mentioning roaches when you know he doesnt live there anymore Real asshole
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 11:28 am
Wait a minute so now he is not crediting his wife for coaching him to the finals? Geez he was singing a different tune some years ago
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 11:29 am
I would bet the ranch if they gave the nod to Goldstein in Charlotte instead of Yasir a few yrs ago he would still be competing at Nathans today
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 11:30 am
Seiken got credited for extra plates at Citifield
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 11:37 am
11:29 would lose the ranch. That was the last Nathan’s run, win – lose- or draw.
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 11:44 am
Seiken may not live in the same roach infested slum but he brought the roaches with him.
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 11:52 am
11:30 am Whhhhhhhhat ?
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 11:53 am
Goldstein competed in the same Shea contest as Seiken in 2008 . He knows he ate 15 which is no great feat to begin with but he will prob deny it cause he hates him
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 11:55 am
Why would Goldstein leave CE ? What else does he have to do?
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 11:57 am
I think Seiken realizes that if doesnt come close to 20 in this years qualifier even though 20 is not a real indication of a champion hot dog eater , then Seiken is not worthy of being labeled a major league eater
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 12:01 pm
We would need to see a video of that qualifier to determine if Seiken really ate 15.
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 12:17 pm
I think its out there
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 12:23 pm
http://eatfeats.com/query.php?_table=contests&id=1208 anyone have a video of this i think Seiken might have it
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 12:33 pm
If he eats close to 15 this year, it will be a miracle.
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 1:09 pm
Lets make a deal if he eats 15 or more will you shut your trap with the 11 dogs ?
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 1:39 pm
15 is still loser numbers especially for a seasoned pro like Seiken.
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 3:06 pm
i say shoot for 17 Seiken start small
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 3:17 pm
17 HDB plus liquid is around 3 lbs. Way more than Seiken’s capacity.
Anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 7:28 pm
Eat 17 HDB and the Goldsteins will forever forget the 11HDB total. 15 is still a horrible amatuer-like number. You have a serious obsession with the Goldsteins and just cannot stop talking about them. Get over it. Move on already. Doubtful people asked you to make a rebuttal video as we can see by your number of views. In your sick mind though, one personality told the other to make it.
Locust said
May 14, 2014 @ 7:58 pm
17 HDB is 59 1/2 ounces WITHOUT water.
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 8:35 pm
Obsession dave? think its other way around. Seiken is an enigma to you
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 8:51 pm
Wasnt 17 a personal best for dave goldstein with ifoce?
Anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 9:06 pm
Better look at the stats again you idiot. He did more than YOU but then again, he probably got taken care of by the Sheas with the hollowed out dogs. Everybody has done more than you. Bill Myers, Andrew Kossuth, Mike Landrich, Maria Edible, Mike Katz, Andrew Kim, Basil Elamir, Juan “Cracker†Angel and the list goes on and on and on
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 9:14 pm
Who got taken care of with hollow out dogs by sheas?
Anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 9:23 pm
If Seiken even came close to 17 HDB, his basketball shaped stomach would explode.
Anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 9:41 pm
He is so proud of his 12 dog video performance yet he couldn’t go much further. What point does that prove? It’s like BS is trying to say, look at me I am better than those 2 clowns however those clowns are still better at competitive eating. That is the point in hand. Usually one who is better criticizes the weak but with the Seiken logic it is the total opposite. Look at me wah wah wah I can do it. Really I can. Just watch me please. Somebody watch.
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 9:42 pm
Why dont you twoi 50 yr old stooges do a practice for YT with your shirts off so we can see all that protruding fat you hide with the 5x shirts
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 10:09 pm
Thats right 906 and each and every one of those names wouldnt spend their days and nights in here like YOU because unlike YOU they have better things to do with their lives than be obsessed with one person that ate 11hdb
anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 10:24 pm
Couldnt go much further? He only cooked 12 you dick.. The both if you resembled pathetic amateurs. Iff it took you almost 4 min to eat 11:hotdogs then you better go back to drawing board and practice. Better yet watch videos of real hot dog masters like kobe stonie and sudo and watch them put away 10 dogs in a minute or even less than that with kobe
Anonymous said
May 14, 2014 @ 11:07 pm
Wow, 260 comments. 125 by Dave, 125 by Brian and 10 (now 11) by amused bystanders. CE was, is and always will be a joke. Its one thing to put on a show, another to be obsessed by it and truly be an ass. Get a life!
anonymous said
May 15, 2014 @ 12:18 am
1107 it just proves that all of them have nothing meaningful going on in their lives than to constantly insult each other. Do you think Bob Shoudt Booker Conti or any of the other class act eaters would partake in this back and forth mud slinging? No because they have all their marbles.
anonymous said
May 15, 2014 @ 12:21 am
David Goldstein lives for this. He gets off on online confrontations
anonymous said
May 15, 2014 @ 12:28 am
260 comments an eatfeats record
anonymous said
May 15, 2014 @ 1:42 pm
I think this thread should be put to rest for now. We can all pick up the discussion after Seiken bombs at his his Nathan’s qualifier.
anonymous said
May 15, 2014 @ 2:00 pm
two monday morning quarterbacks have nothing better to do than just sit back on their plumpy fat asses and wait for Seiken to compete in a qualifier so they can make stupid remarks. Everyone is comp eating realizes now how childish and stupid the Goldsteins really are
Anonymous said
May 15, 2014 @ 6:27 pm
It’s not just the Goldsteins who enjoy Brian’s failures
anonymous said
May 15, 2014 @ 6:52 pm
And its not only Brian that despises the Goldsteins . Im one of them
Anonymous said
May 15, 2014 @ 7:26 pm
@6:52, which one of the many personalities of Seiken are you? He makes Sybil look normal.
anonymous said
May 15, 2014 @ 10:33 pm
Like 627 isn’t one of the Shitsteins Maybe we can OJ to verify who 652 Get a life you pathetic retards Great way to describe both of you . One is backstabber the other two faced which one matches which? Not easy to figure out
anonymous said
May 15, 2014 @ 10:34 pm
Oh and by the way Seiken makes deals with nobody, He night eat 11 hot dogs just to fuck with the both of you. The Shitstein insults will continue forever Get used to it
I lost sleep said
May 16, 2014 @ 9:16 am
Ok this is what i have to say and i lost sleep over this. For argument sake lets say Seiken eats more than 15 that might not do the job but then again its a decent number to work with . Now lets say Seiken eats 17 or maybe more one might think that he will gain the respect from others and lets put aside ass odors and mouth odors which i think everyone knows is not true. The key element here is can Seiken eat enought to gain the respect of OJ Rifkin and have his good faith status reinstated? Well some might think its possible some might not. Now granted 17 is not a huge number to work with but i believe that a former IFOCE member residing in Voorhies NJ was notorious in putting up that number . As far as lingering ass odors well thats just plain stupid except for 2 in particular Can one actually believe that someone would not take the time out to wipe their fuckin ass ? I would highly doubt it. Just sniff a few of the seats from certain IFOCE members after the 2004 pickle eating contest . It was brutal to say the least real brutal. Enough to make you vomit
OJ's Stats said
May 16, 2014 @ 6:19 pm
So MLE’s are supposed to improve over time. Most do (Shoudt, Chestnut, Thomas, Janus, etc).
Let’s recap once again for you know who @ 9:16
Brian Seiken: Shredder: Male:
2004 – 13.5 2004 – 16, 17.5, 19 2008 – 13, 15, 18
2006 – 11 2005 – 18.5 2009 – 20
2006 – 12.5 2006 – 20.5, 21.5 2009 – 20
2008 – 15 2007 – 24, 26 2010 – 20
2009 – 13 2008 – 21, 23, 24.5, 2012 – 23.5 (Crif, Seiken in attendance)
2012 – 15 2009 – 20 2013 – 28.5 (same size as Nathans dogs)
2013 -11 2010 – 23, 25.5, 28.75
2011 – 26.5
2012 – 23
anonymous said
May 19, 2014 @ 8:51 am
So pitiful watching those two fools trying to show someone up eating 11 HDB when they look so unprofessional in their attempt to teach someone a lesson. Try emulating real eaters like Stonie andSudo and watch how fast they down 11 HDB Not even more than 66 seconds tops After all these years build up some speed which you never had and which is why you finished dead last in most of the finals at Nathans
Anonymous said
May 20, 2014 @ 7:35 am
Let’s just settle it like real men. Meet up somewhere and have a little contest, either quantity or speed. See who wins. I thought that was supposed to happen a couple of years ago, but never heard results. What happened? Who chickened out?
Anonymous said
May 20, 2014 @ 7:36 am
ANon at 0851 You missed the point. They ate slowly and still did 11. They did not have to try. Dense, dumb or delusional?
anonymous said
May 20, 2014 @ 9:21 am
Oh so now its the excuse they ate slowly. Always some lame bullshit to cover their ass like the desperate one that happened to toss some meatballs into a nearby container at Meatball contest in 2004 so his totals would look decent There were two eyewitnesses that can attest to that. Take it and shove it you know where
anonymous said
May 20, 2014 @ 12:05 pm
For delusional people with no life, time stands still and things from 2004 seem like yesterday. Only a chowder head would bring up such irrevelant things.
anonymous said
May 20, 2014 @ 1:12 pm
Cheating or trying to impress others in order to elevate one self is instilled at birth and stays with you until you cease existing