Brian "Brian Taylor" Seiken has announced his intention to compete in the 2016 Nathan's womens contest. He believes that a cash prize is attainable in that division.

July 6, 2015 at 6:23 pm by ojrifkin · More posts about:Women | Permalink * Comments (42)

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  1. Ofcourse said

    July 6, 2015 @ 6:41 pm

    Tragic…really, really pathetic. He’ll literally do ANYTHING to get some attention. Please, someone tell him he’s so funny. “Hey look everybody – I’m funny! No kidding, I’m a real comedian.” Wow. Okay, I just gave you some attention – could you now go shut up and sit back in the corner?

  2. cardboardshell said

    July 6, 2015 @ 9:39 pm

    Really, Eatfeats? Posting an obvious joke as news? Leave the guy alone rather than igniting yet another shitstorm of rude comments.

  3. Seiken Sucks said

    July 6, 2015 @ 9:57 pm

    What a fucking lunatic; he couldn’t get 6th place on his best day against those women on the biggest stage of them all

  4. Anonymous said

    July 6, 2015 @ 10:12 pm

    Besides the top 4 women, Larell, Gioia, and the one who trains seals can easily beat Seikena.

  5. Anonymous said

    July 6, 2015 @ 10:55 pm

    I’m gonna let myself go, get fat, Lose some hair AND get Everyone to hate me. This way I can’t disappoint a single person with a crappy total.

  6. anonymous said

    July 6, 2015 @ 10:57 pm

    Thats just the appetizer Seiken put out a call to Curtis Sliwa and Krazy Kevin for one more shot at unifying the pickle title on Labor day at the Carnegie Deli . Sliwa been mouthing off that hes the one and only reigning pickle champ of the world

  7. anonymous said

    July 6, 2015 @ 11:10 pm

    My lord the mere name of Seiken brings out the worst in some people . Maybe he deserves to share a cell with the Boston marathon bomber .

  8. Anonymous said

    July 6, 2015 @ 11:26 pm

    This jackass would finish 7-8 if he were Bruce Jennerized. I just yacked thinking how that would look. Come on Michelle, why would you defend a dick like him? You are a sweet girl but you must be smart enough to know dogshit when you step in it.

  9. anonymous said

    July 7, 2015 @ 12:49 am

    Michelle is a rare find and a good soul with a good heart unlike some narrow minded women who play follow the leader so they can look good in front of their peers who will go through life very miserable very depressed with no husband no kids no boyfriend but loads of mental baggage . Gavonne was dead on when it came to one of the Shitsteins . As far as the other one with the scotch taped wig who wanted his money back from Bosley hair restoration because his cheap moe howard special was exposed, the two of you are nothing in this world and will never amount to anything when you hit 70 which is less than a decade away LMFAAAAAAAAAAAO

  10. Anonymous said

    July 7, 2015 @ 12:54 am

    Wow. A new low. I thought you were above this. I’m very sad to be proved wrong. Bye.

  11. anonymous said

    July 7, 2015 @ 12:55 am

    Does anyone remember the 2008 Nathans after party where that pathetic loser was so desperate to show the world there was some pour lonely soul that was actually interested in him that the exhibitionist was willing to take a chance and make out with her in front of the entire IFOCE . Where did this hot off the press story derive from? His faithful cuz and the guy who supposedly said Seiken stunk up his pillow Ha ha ha ha ha

  12. Anonymous said

    July 7, 2015 @ 1:05 am

    Lol let him compete and not finish in the money

  13. Anonymous said

    July 7, 2015 @ 8:06 am

    Who cares about a party from 7 years ago? What went down 3 days ago?

  14. Anonymous said

    July 7, 2015 @ 8:56 am

    ZZZZZZZZ same boring vintage stories from the anonymous Brian Seiken. NO, no body remembers 2008 like you do because nobody cares. Only you still live in the past loser.

    When you described some competitive eating females as “very miserable very depressed with no husband no kids no boyfriend but loads of mental baggage” it sounded as if you were describing yourself of the other gender. Such a sad lonely sole. Look in the mirror because that is the rendition of a person who hasn’t amounted to much in life. It’s all good though cause you have to live with that. Keep hating.

  15. Anonymous said

    July 7, 2015 @ 9:02 am

    Everybody knows that comment was Seiken’s way of trying to be humorous so maybe Michelle will friend him, be we all know that’s not gonna happen. All women in the MLE keep their distance for obvious reasons. The thought of him eating 11 hotdogs in a dress, 1980’s pumps and lipstick is probably how he looked in that Tennessee jail when he was arrested for driving on a suspended license.; a situation that could have been avoided if Cheapkin just paid the $25 parking ticket he got a year earlier.

  16. Not Seiken i guarantee said

    July 7, 2015 @ 10:42 am

    Some of you should just STFU ok? Seiken never made a dime with IFOCE and others have so maybe just maybe some of you should feel sorry for him and donate some $$$ to keep his site going since he provided enough entertainment for you who have made $$$$ over the years Oink oink oink its good to be sick

  17. Anonymous said

    July 7, 2015 @ 1:51 pm

    Maybe Subich can give him money for his website after deducting the fumigating bill for the stunk out pillows.

  18. Not Allen said

    July 7, 2015 @ 2:03 pm

    only let him in if he pulls a bruce jenner; no twig and berries allowed at the womens table.

  19. Not Dave said

    July 7, 2015 @ 2:06 pm

    no one gives a shit about Sliwa and Krazy Kevin, they both moved on from the competitive eating world, when will you?

  20. Anonymous said

    July 7, 2015 @ 7:51 pm

    Maybe when the motivational speaker, cook, health enthusiast, vegetarian and all around slob beefs back to 350 lbs he may call it quits.

  21. Seiken continues winning ways said

    July 8, 2015 @ 7:30 am

    In only his second attempt at live poker Seiken final tables and pulls 3rd place in daily big stack NL green chip bounty for $440 at the Borgata yesterday . Amazing run that baffled some of the recreational semi pros. Winning pot after pot flop after flop The ice in the cake was some old dude sacrificing half his stack going all in with AQ only to be trumped by Seiken measly 10 BB nailing pocket 3’s and then ` nailing another 3 on the flop which was one of Chris Moneymakers infamous hands vs Dutch Boyd in 2003. Spectacular to say the least Two regrets US Stale couldnt be there to watch this amazing run causing spectators to rail the table in amazement The other regret was it wasnt a cash game. Oh and for the record to the perv with the bad hairpiece in LI , the seat stunk when he got off it Ha ha

  22. Who Cares? said

    July 8, 2015 @ 9:13 am

    no one gives a shit Seiken continues winning ways. go to a poker site and chat with fat jobless slobs about a card game based on luck not skill.

  23. Anonymous said

    July 8, 2015 @ 10:21 am

    Funny thing is US Stale was off of work and would have gone to play had he known your smelly ass was going to be there. Don’t Pat yourself on the back over such a small amatuerish tournament. All it takes is a lucky run of cards.

  24. anonymous said

    July 8, 2015 @ 1:39 pm

    even if Seiken finds a little luck at cards he should consider it a gift . In the game of life, love and personality he received no luck and lost.

  25. anonymous said

    July 8, 2015 @ 3:40 pm

    That would be interesting US Stale Now its all about a little luck. Never gave anyone their just due I would bet more money that the seat you got off of after a 6 hr tournament must stink to high heaven

  26. Not Allen said

    July 8, 2015 @ 4:27 pm

    in the game of life, seiken has been dealt a duce-seven unsuited. its just time to fold.

  27. anonymous said

    July 8, 2015 @ 4:31 pm

    You seem to think your an expert on people that were unfortunate enough to come into contact with your stinkin psyco two faced ass during a very brief portion of their lives.Probably during a time when he was going through some issues and was looking like a former shell of what he used to look like. The fact that you spend most of your life trolling on this site is why nobody would even bother reading anything that comes out of your warped fatherless mind

  28. Anonymous said

    July 8, 2015 @ 6:15 pm

    Donkeykin plays in online one cent buy in tournaments and in his warped mind he thinks he’s a boss.

  29. always allen said

    July 8, 2015 @ 7:18 pm

    Jealous shortstein? Hmm Hmm $440 and more to come with more practice. Continue fitting hearing aids for a living . Never served a day in the armed forces and has the balls to work for the VA Unreal. Do the right thing and trade jobs with your cuz he deserves it more

  30. Anonymous said

    July 8, 2015 @ 9:12 pm

    It’s going to take a lot more than $440 to make Seiken’s life worth living.

  31. anonymous said

    July 8, 2015 @ 10:04 pm

    Correction $1 tournaments

  32. anonymous said

    July 8, 2015 @ 10:10 pm

    us stale that was one night mr smelkin wishes you were there.the entire crowd was railing the table trying to figure out who this new phenom was? The rebirth of chris moneymaker.How bout next monday ?. Small change you call it? I see you have a very impressive tournament record on hendonmob . One cash in last 10 yrs

  33. anonymous said

    July 8, 2015 @ 11:47 pm

    Hey pussy face Shitstein Seiken spoke to Subich about the pillow incident and he said your full of shit and you made up the entire story like the stories you made up about Seiken having odors. You only say shit like that because he called you out on that cheap Beatles wig from 1965 you been wearing since the matzah ball contest and beyond . My only regret is that Rios didnt slam those horse teeth of yours directly into your smelly mouth

  34. anonymous said

    July 9, 2015 @ 1:40 pm

    You would be wrong Mr smellkin, us stale has many cashes but most were in tournaments similar to the one you played in on Tuesday. They don’t get counted on those record keeper sites. Mr stale will be down soon so stay tuned for the update I when. Summer open starts next week.

  35. Anonymous said

    July 9, 2015 @ 3:14 pm

    Does Seiken love himself so much that he has to talk about some small amatuer tournament cash on an eating site in hopes others will give him the attention he seeks? Oh Lord help him

  36. Anonymous said

    July 9, 2015 @ 3:57 pm

    Subich isn’t going to tell you the truth.

  37. anonymous said

    July 9, 2015 @ 6:13 pm

    You can bet when mr smelkin gets a little more comfortable at the table , the buy in will be upgraded gradually. Training wheels before a two wheeler .See you shortly

  38. anonymous said

    July 10, 2015 @ 7:35 am

    Mr Stale mentioned something about getting lucky with a few cards . Yeah hes more than likely correct about Seiken getting lucky and he probably has way more experience playing than Seiken, but what he fails to realize is that its much more than just being lucky. You get momentum when you pull the trigger and your right about things . It encourages you and empowers you to do the same thing next time out. Not so much cards running hot so to speak but more like a player feeling his oats and going with his gut feeling as time goes on. Someone who
    been playing that long should know better

  39. Anonymous said

    July 10, 2015 @ 3:25 pm

    Not true. You don’t get empowered to do the same thing next time. Every time is different as sometimes you have to learn to play the players, not the cards. If you show weakness and fear to pop, other players with the ability to read you, with take advantage every time. Sometimes you have to be the loose aggressor and sometimes you have to sit back and be patient. Either way the skill level is minimal.

  40. anonymous said

    July 10, 2015 @ 5:23 pm

    If you play at the same casino same time same buy in , most of the same faces show up . Like sunday card came with the fellas. Makes it easier to read opponent. They probably couldnt get a read on Seiken because it was his first time. Guarantee he comes back again he wont be final table anything. His best bet is to move from casino to casino state to state Vegas , Maryland, Pittsburgh or easy fish like Biloxi MS and Semimole Hard Rock Fla where they have have the softest tables on this planet.

  41. Anonymous said

    July 10, 2015 @ 9:11 pm

    If “Phil Smellmuth” plays poker as good as he eats, he will be bankrupt in no time.

  42. anonymous said

    July 11, 2015 @ 7:18 am

    I hear the real Phil Helmuth won another bracelet playing razz . Smart guy knowing its not well known or popular compared to NL

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