The MLE website has been updated with the Draft Kings Red Carpet Film Feast. Joey Chestnut, Matt Stonie and Geoff Esper are expected to compete in a popcorn eating contest in Las Vegas on April 25. Badlands Booker will open the event with a chug, then a 50 hard boiled egg undercard will follow. The contest will take place the the same day as the Sweet Corn Fiesta eating contest in West Palm Beach.

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  1. Anonymous said

    April 14, 2021 @ 5:43 am

    Did you hear that?

    That was the nonexistent bang with which MLE announced an important event with a sponsor crucial to the business’ survival. Someone who gives at least a fuck and a half should take over the PR duties of this PR firm.

  2. Anonymous said

    April 14, 2021 @ 9:07 am

    George Shea:

    “JOEY’S HERE! Oh, and look! We have Badlands! And it’s really easy to lean into Matt’s Youtube fan base, so we’ll just claim he’s still ranked in the Top 3… We won’t bother mentioning the other competitors because we’re too busy figuring out how to hide the contest announcement in another 8-layer dip joke.”

    “I guess we should mention that Geoffrey will be there… We really don’t want to detract from Joey, Stonie, and Badlands, but realistically, he’s probably going to win, and we probably have some legal obligation to mention him if DK is accepting bets. He hates being called Geoffrey. His many times can I call him Geoffrey?”

  3. Anonymous said

    April 17, 2021 @ 1:22 am

    Why arent they asking the porn shop manager and the leech to appear. They live their don’t they? Sport some pasties or somethin.

  4. Anonymous said

    April 17, 2021 @ 9:32 pm

    Is there a problem managing an adult novelty store? Is a leech someone that pays their own bills and is self sufficient? Clearly you are crazy obsessed with them. Probably the same person that brings them up constantly. Other people being happy is tough to watch huh? Maybe time to move on?

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