Anti CE column in TCU newspaper

The website for the student newspaper of Texas Christian University has an anti competitive eating editorial:

Anything I can do from the comfort of my own home shouldn’t be considered a sport.

I have fat friends that sit around all day and drink untold amounts of Mountain Dew and suck on Pixie Stixs. Do I tell them to go challenge Joey Chestnut and Sonya Thomas in the glamorous world of public overeating?

No.

I tell them to hit the treadmill like Marion Jones (minus the steroids) so they can live to see 25.

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  1. shazam said (Registered June 27, 2007)

    October 24, 2007 @ 7:00 pm

    yawn.

  2. Anonymous said

    October 24, 2007 @ 7:44 pm

    whatever man!

  3. Mega Munch said

    October 24, 2007 @ 8:39 pm

    Nice attempt, but it comes up short.

  4. SPBBBMB said

    October 24, 2007 @ 9:12 pm

    Any article you can write from the comfort of your home shouldn’t be considered good journalism…..and this isn’t!

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