Juan "More Bite" Rodriguez announces that he will be the model for the cover of a book written by Jordan Silver.

May 9, 2016 at 9:53 pm by ojrifkin · More posts about:Books | Permalink * Comments (48)

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  1. Evil Pony said

    May 9, 2016 @ 10:27 pm

    YEEHAW haven’t heard any news about Juan More Ball YEEHAW is he gonna compete in Nathan’s this year YEEHAW

  2. Randy Santel said (Registered June 2, 2010)

    May 10, 2016 @ 5:04 am

    Hey congratulations Juan that is awesome!!

  3. Anonymous said

    May 10, 2016 @ 9:09 am

    Congrats

  4. anonymous said

    May 10, 2016 @ 9:30 am

    Why wasnt seiken asked by silver to be a model?

  5. Anonymous said

    May 10, 2016 @ 9:33 am

    One more ball .
    Eeeeeee

  6. anonymous said

    May 10, 2016 @ 12:59 pm

    Nice one Juan. Don’t let Molly’s comment get you down.

  7. Anonymous said

    May 10, 2016 @ 1:35 pm

    That guy is not exactly book cover material.

  8. Heavenly Pony said

    May 10, 2016 @ 2:35 pm

    YEEEHAAWWW. There’s a new sheriff in town YEEEEHAAAWWW. I fight YEEEHHHAAAWWW to keep eatfeats.com free of all EVIL YEEEEHHHAAWWW including evil ponies YEEEEHHHAAAWWW

  9. how now said

    May 10, 2016 @ 3:01 pm

    Agreed. Molly and Juan do not exactly get along. She likes to pretend to be the victim even since Juan sent her that secret Santa food package a few years ago, claiming Juan was trying to harm her. Get real.

  10. Anonymous said

    May 10, 2016 @ 5:36 pm

    Funny. If only Wu knew she was attacking the wrong jerk. I’m a bigger jerk than Molly. She probably could care less about your comments miss Wu. I however am enjoying the show. Wu, just remember that not everyone you are friends with is your friend. Your new conundrum of fun has just begun. By the way, you are kind of a hypocrite and pathetic.

  11. YeeHaaWw said

    May 10, 2016 @ 6:54 pm

    I’m out back n ma ranch chewing ma YeeeHhhhAaaWwww chewin yeeehhhaaaawww chewin tobackie wackie Yeeeeeehhhhhaaaaawwww Ssssiiiillllvvvveeerrr

  12. Evil Pony said

    May 10, 2016 @ 8:03 pm

    YEEHAW at all the Yeehaws PS I’ll give you a hint I’m not Molly Yeehawww !!!!!

  13. how now said

    May 10, 2016 @ 8:29 pm

    molly is a good liar. backstabs anyone when she gets the chance despite her preachings. prepare yourselves world.

  14. juanmorebite82 said (Registered July 12, 2011)

    May 11, 2016 @ 5:55 am

    @Evil Pony 😂 😂😂 though “Juan Less Ball/Nut” is more accurate & @how now😏🤔😎 👍🏼 very sad but true

  15. Eileen Feldman said

    May 11, 2016 @ 7:36 pm

    I would love to have anal sex with Juan Rodriguez. Is there some way this can possibly be arranged

  16. anonymous said

    May 11, 2016 @ 7:38 pm

    I think how now is part of the Brunelli parade

  17. Evil Pony said

    May 12, 2016 @ 1:04 am

    YEEHAWWWW JUAN LESS BALL or Only Juan Ball YEEEHAWWWW ur right YEEHAWWWW I dont think you tried to poison Molly YEEHawww I just think ur someone who just bought a bunch of asian crap and shipped it to her YEEEHAWWWW the real thing is u didnt really know what u sent which make u YEEHAWWWWW as DUMB as you look YEEHAWWWWWW ps YEEHAWWW ur right being Juan Less Ball is kinda sad YEEEHAWW sorry YEEHAWWWW

  18. ErikTheElectric said (Registered January 11, 2015)

    May 12, 2016 @ 3:52 am

    Interesting @8:29, when have you met her in person to make that type of character judgement?

  19. juanmorebite82 said (Registered July 12, 2011)

    May 12, 2016 @ 9:29 am

    Dear Darla (Molly)

    I hate your stinking guts, you make me vomit, your scuuuuuum between my toes.

    Love
    Alfalfa (J.M.B.)

  20. juanmorebite82 said (Registered July 12, 2011)

    May 12, 2016 @ 9:29 am

    *you’re

  21. anonymous said

    May 12, 2016 @ 11:03 am

    I would not mess with her. She is in the military and has connections

  22. juanmorebite82 said (Registered July 12, 2011)

    May 12, 2016 @ 12:52 pm

    🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

  23. Ink Cartridge said

    May 13, 2016 @ 1:35 am

    Hi-Di-Ho Neighbor

  24. anon. said

    May 13, 2016 @ 11:30 am

    Molly likes to talk trash about everyone in person or on the phone. The list is long. She doesn’t realize though that word gets around, and people find out.

  25. Molly Schuyler said (Registered December 25, 2012)

    May 13, 2016 @ 1:09 pm

    I’m very impressed by all the amazing comments on the recent threads. Pretty awesome. If I would like to say something on this level I’d most likely contact you personally. Although I am very honored you think I’m making all the colorful comments on here.. I will have to disappoint as I’m a little beyond that. Juan, I’m sorry you despise some people. I’ve messaged you. Wu, I’m sorry you feel so personally empty that you need to make comments that are negative and pointless. Hope you find what you are looking for. I will continue to read on and smile at the party on here that I was not invited to. 👍🎉🎉

  26. anonymous said

    May 13, 2016 @ 1:21 pm

    Never met her do i have any interest in doing so but it appears that she is probably the greatest eater of all time behind Kobe and has the stats to back it up. Others that are not so fortunate tend to find some way to put her down out of jealousy or because they realize it’s the only weapon they have knowing they cant live up to her legacy

  27. stephanie_wu said (Registered August 17, 2010)

    May 13, 2016 @ 1:31 pm

    Molly: Juan probably hates you because you have trashed him repeatedly over the phone with Miki, even when they were together. Not very smart.

    You have also trashed me repeatedly behind my back, all while smiling to my face.

  28. CE #1 News Source said

    May 13, 2016 @ 1:53 pm

    This just in: Wayney wonder drinks out of soda cans with a straw. Verified. YEEHAW!

  29. Wunderful Horse said

    May 13, 2016 @ 2:20 pm

    I am the Stephanie Wu WunderHorse and I say YeeeeHhhAaaaWww Molly!! Let’s ride saddle back into the sunset together while eating a 47 pound pizza!!! YeeeHaaaaWww. Don’t talk shit behind my back yeeehhaaaww.

  30. WaYnEyWoNDeR said (Registered September 17, 2012)

    May 13, 2016 @ 2:46 pm

    Lol @ CE #1 News Source dammit that was a secret……

  31. Molly Schuyler said (Registered December 25, 2012)

    May 13, 2016 @ 2:52 pm

    Wayne I prefer straws also. Sad huh.
    Juan can talk with me if he has issues.
    You, however, like to post about untrue things without checking your sources accurately. Then you get upset when things don’t go your way.
    I’m sorry you don’t like my sandals or “satanic” Air Force dogs of anarchy hoodie. We all have our own styles.
    If you’d like to hash something out you know my number.
    Eatfeats is not my battleground .

  32. Anonymous said

    May 13, 2016 @ 3:59 pm

    @Wu 1:31: How is it possible for someone to trash you behind your back WHILE smiling at your face. Either the back of you has a face or maybe some other explanation?

  33. Anonymous said

    May 13, 2016 @ 4:45 pm

    Flexible neck

  34. DaxtheGinger said (Registered April 23, 2011)

    May 13, 2016 @ 4:52 pm

    I love Cock

  35. DaxtheGinger said (Registered April 23, 2011)

    May 13, 2016 @ 4:54 pm

    And check out my new instagram @eatbig2getbigdax

  36. anonymous said

    May 13, 2016 @ 7:19 pm

    Wu has to be the worst eater on the planet. Even stinky merniki can beat her

  37. anonymous said

    May 13, 2016 @ 11:15 pm

    Correction.. Seiken is the worst eater on the planet.

  38. anonymous said

    May 13, 2016 @ 11:38 pm

    I knew there was something funny about that ginger guy

  39. anonymous said

    May 13, 2016 @ 11:43 pm

    Remove the restricted from you’re phone number and then maybe ill turn my voice mail off

  40. Evil Pony said

    May 14, 2016 @ 1:06 am

    YEEEHAWWW This just in Wu verified, Juan is really Juan less ball once again Wu VERIFIED by means we cannot diverge!!!! YEEEHAWWWW YEEEhawwwww Congrats on the new eating power couple YEEEHAwwwwwww Yeeehawww the word is one night in Shhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! is the best workout Juan has ever gotttennnn!!! Yeeeehawwww One night with the Wuster is like a weeks worth of gymmm Shhhhhhhh!!!! YEEEEHAwwwwwww !!!!! Yeeehawwwww Juan less ball you are more of a man than any of us salut!!! YEEEHAwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. Bob said

    May 14, 2016 @ 4:24 am

    I am hot boxing my car with fart chemicals right now. Yeeeehhhhaaawww.

  42. anonymous said

    May 14, 2016 @ 9:44 am

    Is that what it boils down to now? Juan has to settle for Wu instead of Sudo?

  43. anonymous said

    May 14, 2016 @ 1:10 pm

    Wrong.. Juan has to settle for El Toroina which he now calls himself

  44. Do the Dew said

    May 14, 2016 @ 1:46 pm

    I think Moutain Dew’s Sligo should be called “Do The Wu” instead of “Do The Dew” zipppittttyyyy deeeeettttaaaaa

  45. anonymous said

    May 14, 2016 @ 6:17 pm

    Oh boo hoo isnt it sad that Wu cannot compete in Nathans?

  46. Evil Pony said

    May 14, 2016 @ 8:32 pm

    Yeeehawwww Wu is a decent eater just slow. Yeeehawwwww Nela the Magician is the worst Yeeeehawww nice magic of editing skillssss Yeeeeehawwwww I can only eat 16 hot dogsss Yeeehawwwww but i she can eat 10 subs from subwayy yeahhawwwww

  47. Evil Pony said

    May 15, 2016 @ 1:55 am

    Yeeehawwww Yeeehawwww Swing belly challenge in NY that WuWu did. She mentioned the “First female winner was powerhouse Lisa Kim from Japan” Yeehawww Wu Wu why is this the first time your acknowledging another female eater more than usual Yeeehawwww could it be because this Lisa looks like Juliet Leee from MLE Yeeehawwww. http://postimg.org/image/srse8wmi9/6f0831c8/ Yeeehaww WuWu how many more enemies do you want Yeehawww u think ur slick lolol Yeehaw 😉 PS how’s Juan less ball??? Yeehawww

  48. Wu Train said

    May 15, 2016 @ 1:21 pm

    Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, ALLLLLLLL ABBBBOOOOAAARRRDDDD YYYEEEAAAHHHHHAAAWWWW!!!!! the wu train is leaving the station. Zippppppiiitttyyyy deeeeeeetttttttttoooooowwwwww

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