Matt Stonie announces he will be competing in the upcoming MLE poutine, pumpkin pie and pierogie contests from Oct 4-9.

September 30, 2014 at 11:10 am by ojrifkin · More posts about:Matt Stonie | Permalink * Comments (22)

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  1. Anonymous said

    September 30, 2014 @ 12:27 pm

    School?

  2. anonymous said

    September 30, 2014 @ 6:11 pm

    Who cares?

  3. anonymous said

    September 30, 2014 @ 6:14 pm

    Fail out of school. The world needs more conveyor belt monitors.

  4. Anonymous said

    September 30, 2014 @ 9:06 pm

    Oh yeah… He will be schooling his opponents at these contests.

  5. anonymous said

    September 30, 2014 @ 9:36 pm

    The world needs more hearing aid fitters . There is a shortage .Get it short?

  6. Dad said

    October 2, 2014 @ 7:35 pm

    He’s been seeking dad’s approval his whole life . Maybe this will do it .

  7. anonymous said

    October 2, 2014 @ 10:30 pm

    Another spoiled brat born with a silver spoon in his mouth

  8. Anonymous said

    October 3, 2014 @ 5:25 am

    Jealously is a powerful thing 10:30. Maybe the roaches are not giving you enough attention these days.

  9. anonymous said

    October 3, 2014 @ 8:29 am

    sounds like every post is from a jealous wait listed postal worker

  10. Anonymous said

    October 3, 2014 @ 8:47 am

    I don’t this all these knock on Seiken are from the goldsteins. There are many others who like to see that fat slob boil with anger and jealousy

  11. anonymous said

    October 3, 2014 @ 10:10 am

    Those posts are not from a waitlisted postal worker but probably from a short fat wrinkled face psycho

  12. anonymous said

    October 3, 2014 @ 10:12 am

    I think a new set of roaches in a bag should be FED EX to the Goldshits next time they have anal intercourse in AC hotel room. I think they ran out after dining out at PJ Changs LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  13. anonymous said

    October 3, 2014 @ 10:16 am

    poor little disgrunted midget from Plainview NY cant get over the fact that he made a bad decision ditching the only thing that made his life worthwhile since his marriage and sex life isnt cutting it Give George a call i am sure he will welcome you and the hairpiece back with open arms

  14. Anonymous said

    October 3, 2014 @ 10:21 am

    I like the Glutton Bowl rejection letter. This might have been another version.

    Dear Mr. Seekin,

    We have reviewed you application to be in our program. We feel that a personal best of 8 hotdogs, 3 matzah balls and eating all the food in your refrigerator in 1972 is not the kind of eating talent we are looking for. For these reasons, we will have to pass on you and go with more promising talent like Garbage Gut Glum, Robert “wilbur” Field, and Lester “coolhand” Tucker.

    We here at Fox would like you to try out for our next program which is more suited to your talents, Roach Bowl.

    Sincerely,
    Fox Network.

  15. not seiken but a fan said

    October 3, 2014 @ 10:31 am

    FOX network doesnt hire illiterates that cant spell someone last name wright

  16. anonymous said

    October 3, 2014 @ 10:36 am

    must be an off day for seiken or he is taking very long shits at the post office right now

  17. anonymous said

    October 3, 2014 @ 10:53 am

    Marriage counselor : So Mr Goldstein i hear you cant achieve an erection anymore with your 2 inch penis is that correct
    Goldstein: Well it all started when i was caught tossing meatballs from one tray to another in a Carmines meatball contest in AC back in 2005. and i have also been accused of wearing a liberache special
    Marriage counselor : why are you so bitter and angry? Relax. the twopay you have on seems to be fitted very nicely Do you use elmers glue or crazy glue?
    Goldstein: Its not a twopay its a weave try and tug on it it wont come off
    Marriage counselor : Oh i see . BTW can i tug on your 2 inch penis ? Im a little on the gay side but dont tell anyone.
    Goldstein Look lets stick to the topic at hand i have been accused of being credited with extra hot dog plates when i know for a fact i ate 27
    Marriage counselor : Admitting your guilt is the first step in confronting your faults I believe you ate 17 but you are trying to convince yourself otherwise
    Goldstein: Do you think im short?
    Marriage counselor : Yes i do unfortunatly
    Goldstein: what kind of a fuckin marriage counselor are you ? You havent agreed with anything im telling you .
    Marriage Counselor : I am not here to agree but to counsel I understand you also have a roach fetish
    Goldstein: well i went to someone house and nearly dropped an air conditioner on his toes after i spotted a roach.
    Marriage counselor : what did you do after?
    Goldstein : i squeeled and jumped on chair in fear I also mumble to myself from time to time
    Marriage counselor : Oooh that is not good let me prescribe some meds Viagra for the limb dick Some Paxil for the roach fear and ill add to the prescription a generic can of Raid. Till next time

  18. Anonymous said

    October 3, 2014 @ 11:17 am

    If he is taking very long shits at the post office, then who is doing that all important job of monitoring the conveyer belt and making sure all the mail has a zip code?

  19. PO boss said

    October 3, 2014 @ 12:57 pm

    He is not on conveyer belt duty today. Today is counseling other postal worker on financial problems like how to claim bankruptcy and become a dead beat. His seminar on what to do when the ex cleans out your bank account and skips town with the kid is one not to be missed.

  20. Anonymous said

    October 3, 2014 @ 1:52 pm

    I hear he also a safety instructor, informing postal employees to drop and roll then their heads catch fire.

  21. anonymous said

    October 3, 2014 @ 3:26 pm

    Marriage counselor hilarious lol

  22. rabbi milworm said

    October 3, 2014 @ 3:58 pm

    Ooy vay shouldnt allen golddtein be getting veddy to go to shul? Vat a discrace talking like a meshugana on the intetnet. You vill get a sin

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