Bill "El Wingador" Simmons announced an intention to write a tell-all autobiography after he gets released from prison. The new poll asks who (for people active 2005 and earlier) do you think could write the most interesting autobiography.

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  1. anonymous said

    November 11, 2013 @ 8:24 am

    seriken

  2. Anonymous said

    November 11, 2013 @ 11:26 am

    1. Crazy Legs
    2. Brian Seiken
    3. Don Lerman
    4. Tim Janus
    5. Badlands Booker

  3. anonymous said

    November 11, 2013 @ 12:11 pm

    Ryan Nerz. Kate Westfall they worked right under the Sheas . They could tell all like you wouldn’t believe

  4. BigWillTheChamp said (Registered February 1, 2009)

    November 11, 2013 @ 12:24 pm

    For my money, I’d go with Menchetti first, since he is the only person I believe would give, at least, a 90% degree of honesty.

  5. TheTruth said

    November 11, 2013 @ 1:42 pm

    Furious Pete

  6. anonymous said

    November 11, 2013 @ 1:44 pm

    I think Don Lerman would be interesting just because of his unusual and uncanny mentality towards things. Don’t get me wrong, the guy is amazing but a little on the strange side. Other then that, Kobayashi and Conti may be the only 2 with any type of story to tell. Maybe Janus because he went from a lucrative wall street job to pizza boy while making money in CE.

  7. ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)

    November 11, 2013 @ 1:57 pm

    Furious Pete was not active in 2005

    http://eatfeats.com/query.php?_table=eaters&id=3519

  8. Anonymous said

    November 11, 2013 @ 5:21 pm

    I would definitely read BB’s book… “From Riches to Roaches.” I smell best seller.

  9. anonymous said

    November 11, 2013 @ 5:51 pm

    If that’s the case then all the other tenants that lived in his old building in Brooklyn will have best sellers also,

  10. Anonymous said

    November 11, 2013 @ 5:57 pm

    But none of those tenants are groundbreaking pioneers of competitive eating.

  11. anonymous said

    November 11, 2013 @ 6:39 pm

    Ha ha very funny .Grow the fuck up

  12. anonymous said

    November 12, 2013 @ 8:56 am

    I wonder what Wingador is doing right now. They only allow him one ounce of Rice Krispies for breakfast. Maybe his biggest fan Furious Pete should put together a video while he;s drunk eating a gallon of rice krispies and a few pounds of chicken wings in a bowl of milk as a tribute. Top of the morning to ya El Cokeador here to you eat your heart out

  13. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    November 12, 2013 @ 11:06 am

    The great competitive eater from Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio would be a great author.

  14. So sad said

    November 23, 2013 @ 9:28 am

    The way he screwed over Sonya Thomas. Enjoy your car in jail ass hole. Racism rely sucks in jail.

  15. So sad said

    November 23, 2013 @ 10:03 am

    I don’t know if he was coked up or not, but the way he promoted the bottle throwing tampon throwing at the Sonya Thomas should of put him in jail. This guy is such a freak he thought he could play in the arena league football. Seriously, he could ‘t beat a 100 lb. woman without having 30 of her plates disqualified? What a piece of tiihs unless he opogizes. Now do not get me started on Cataldi. Wingador was Catadi’s source and dealer. Strippers. Drunks. Etc

  16. Seiken rules said

    November 23, 2013 @ 10:13 am

    Seiken autobio would be a classic. He could reveal the ex IFOCE members who’s breath and ass smell like pure shit. Two in particular . Also the backstabbing fuckers whom he thought were his friends but ended up as his worst enemies. I smell a classic in the works Yes sir

  17. Anonymous said

    November 23, 2013 @ 10:39 am

    Ryan already told all, he’s done. None of the books about CE sold much. Menchetti told all already too. He is also one of the few to go independent and stay that way. Speaks his mind without trashing. Others should follow his lead.

  18. the great gavonne said

    November 23, 2013 @ 10:42 am

    Is there any question? I already wrote a book when I was in jail (‘The Sweet Stalker’-yet to be published). I’d put one year of my life as more interesting than any dimwit who’s claim to fame is shoving food down their throat. The crap that’s going on with me right now is incredible. I befriended a well-known TV correspondent, she stole my ideas & used them on her awful TV show (GMA). Then she had me arrested to counter the lawsuits I am directing at her & the ABC network. I will write the whole sordid story very soon & believe me IT IS A DOOZY!!!

  19. Anonymous said

    November 23, 2013 @ 11:43 am

    Funny how nobody else ever complains about those two ex-IFOCE members. Yeah yeah, because they don’t have the balls to do so: that’s what the nutcase will say. The only thing that smells is Seiken’s personal agenda. Getting old and stale already.

  20. anonymous said

    November 23, 2013 @ 11:51 am

    Boy oh boy this Goldstein guy must be foaming at the mouth especially the short one who wears a very expensive twopay. thats is why he wont show anyone pics of him before he got into compertive eatin

  21. anonymous said

    November 23, 2013 @ 11:52 am

    ha ha ha this is incredibly hilarious Long live eatfeats

  22. Barnes & Noble said

    November 23, 2013 @ 11:59 am

    Beautiful Brian Seiken book title ideas:

    “Go Fuck Yourself, I’m The Pickle Champ.”

    “1001 Ways to Hate”

    “Me, Myself & I: How we put competitive eating on the map.”

    “Cooking with Beautiful Brian: Roach recipes with a Blender.”

    “How to lose weight and still look obese.”

    “Toopay wearing is beautiful?”

  23. anonymous said

    November 23, 2013 @ 12:04 pm

    Funny how nobody else complains about Seiken except for those two ex IFOCE members and maybe a third bitch that lives in LA. Lets leave the females out of this especially the ones over 65 cause they dont count

  24. Shredder Fan said

    November 23, 2013 @ 2:02 pm

    Allen has a lovely REAL head of hair. Who is bitching? Those that complain are usually just flat out jealous.

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