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  1. anonymous said

    May 17, 2015 @ 4:21 pm

    Pity that a LI retired eater could never put up numbers like this . I guess thats why he retired

  2. Raid King said

    May 17, 2015 @ 5:57 pm

    At least fairykin didn’t spend his life savings showing up just to slob down 0.11 ounces of one gyro.

  3. Breaking news said

    May 17, 2015 @ 10:38 pm

    Breaking news Paesano pasta reunion contest in Little Italy for 12th anniversary of the 2003 event slated for Columbus day 2015 bringing back original competitors Hardy Seiken Lefevre & Jarvis .

  4. anonymous said

    May 18, 2015 @ 8:43 am

    Sounds like Paesano must be starving for publicity of any kind,

  5. anonymous said

    May 18, 2015 @ 9:45 am

    Seiken was in the lead for most of the contest until he caught at the end by Jarvis and Hardy Jarvis pulled away in the final two minutes while Lefevre was still eating long after the contest ended and bitching why he got screwed over for 2nd place I think this rematch should be interesting even though Seiken is in his 50’s Lefevre is around 80 and Jarvis and Hardy are pushing 50
    http://www.entertainmentli.com/edjarvis/titles-pasta.htm

  6. anonymous said

    May 18, 2015 @ 11:34 am

    Who cares

  7. Anonymous said

    May 18, 2015 @ 12:30 pm

    Seiken hit a wall because he has no capacity. End of story. He stinks! Has always since those days.

  8. Anonymous said

    May 18, 2015 @ 12:42 pm

    Guess who’s back.. Actually. Who cares. Do you think he has that pre programmed on F12 so he can get though his daily hatred faster? Or does he enjoy performing the same key stoked over and over again, day in, day out. With no variation or imagination. Sad….

  9. anonymous said

    May 18, 2015 @ 12:50 pm

    Forgot to mention there was another mentally disturbed looking individual wearing a hat who tied for 3rd in the contest who kept rolling his head and eyes back and forth while eating with his head down so nobody would notice him on television Prob forgot to take his meds before the contest

  10. anonymous said

    May 18, 2015 @ 3:04 pm

    Seiken’s current capacity for pasta is about 11 strands. Maybe he’ll tape another boring zoomed out pasta preview where he shares a can of spagetti -o’s with his roaches.

  11. anonymous said

    May 18, 2015 @ 3:06 pm

    Variation i like that terminology They use
    that quite often at poker table

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  12. Anonymous said

    May 18, 2015 @ 4:09 pm

    Rabiekin hit a wall because his rabies started kicking in. Just like in those days.

  13. Anonymous said

    May 18, 2015 @ 5:02 pm

    Hollowed out spaghetti o’s for Tubbiekin and his critter friends just like in those days.

  14. Anonymous said

    May 18, 2015 @ 5:11 pm

    Viruskin what’s your address I want to send you a Raid bug spray Tshirt

  15. Anonymous said

    May 18, 2015 @ 5:17 pm

    Leprosykin can you please retire already just like you said you would like in those days.

  16. anonymous said

    May 18, 2015 @ 5:19 pm

    I like his zoomed out videos. You can’t see his hanging neck and eyelid fat.

  17. anonymous said

    May 18, 2015 @ 7:04 pm

    He should definitely retire after he eats his 11 hotdogs on June 14th.

  18. anonymous said

    May 18, 2015 @ 8:40 pm

    The disturbed looking midget with wrinkled flabby ass arms wouldn’t have the balls to make a youtube video because he knows he be laughed off the tube on this site by you know who. He still wants to somehow cling to competitive eating so he can say he has some self worth in his worthless life

  19. anonymous said

    May 18, 2015 @ 8:42 pm

    Oh i wish i was a smelly bologna eater
    with breath so bad they scare roaches away hey hey
    cause if i were a smelly bologna eater
    everyone would laugh at me ha ha ha ha

  20. anonymous said

    May 18, 2015 @ 8:45 pm

    He wont be at citifield ya dumb looking midget. Ha ha ha

  21. ? said

    May 18, 2015 @ 9:17 pm

    Anon at 704 Daily total or 1 meal? I can see that if he eats HDBs for all 3 meals and 2 snacks

  22. anonymous said

    May 18, 2015 @ 9:50 pm

    Hollowkin viruskin . Ha ha you think youre a comedian but you sound like a total ass midget and youre not least bit funny. Is anyone paying attention to you ? NO

  23. anonymous said

    May 19, 2015 @ 8:27 am

    If he don’t show at Citifield means he got word that all the husbands and BF of the women he disrespected will be there to give him his well deserved beat down. Maybe then he’ll think twice before asking an eater’s wife for her underware.

  24. anonymous said

    May 19, 2015 @ 10:26 am

    The only one that catch a beat down is you smelly disgusting flabby armed midget and stop instigating shit because the tables can be easily turned on you in one heartbeat Oh and BTW he will be competing in other qualifiers so the husbands as you so instigate will have their chance to catch a piece of him which is truly looking forward to but i think your full of shit little fairy who got his ass whipped so many times in elementary school that this is what you live for

  25. anonymous said

    May 19, 2015 @ 10:28 am

    BF and husband wife he disrespected? Keep making up more bullshit lies Shitstein Your just pissed that you were called out for wearing a Moe Howard special Keep feeling up Edible at Canoli contest

  26. anonymous said

    May 19, 2015 @ 11:00 am

    Someone must have had one horrible childhood or a very poor marriage to keep posting here long after he retired from the sport. Others move on to bigger and better things but he just cant

  27. anonymous said

    May 19, 2015 @ 2:43 pm

    Didn’t he also at a contest ask a girl with blue color hair out on a date with her boyfriend standing only 10 feet away? What nerve!

  28. anonymous said

    May 20, 2015 @ 8:41 am

    Tapping someone on the shoulders prior to taking the stage at a contest is like a high five in baseball. Unlike lurking behind some poor unsuspecting female and prending to drop something just to get a quick sniff and satisfy a perverted childhood fetish.

  29. anonymous said

    May 20, 2015 @ 9:30 am

    Your a stinkin little lying bullshit artist Nobody sniffed any female eater underwear or pretended to drop anything and you did more than tap someone on shoulder You felt her shoulders and her ass with sexual intentions. For the record the person in question was never confronted emailed or contacted by female eaters BF or husband. You and nobody but you is creating lies so do yourself a favor and jerk off to the 90 yr old granny VHS porn tapes that you gladly accepted from Seiken collection as reward for nearly dropping an air conditioner on his toes because you saw a roach

  30. anonymous said

    May 20, 2015 @ 10:03 am

    I thought this Goldstein guy quit IFOCE. Why does he come on here every day talking about 11 hot dogs and Seiken ? What does any of this have to do with sport of competitive eating?

  31. anonymous said

    May 20, 2015 @ 1:21 pm

    Do you have pics or videos which document seiken sniffing female member of ifoce or wives ass or underwear? No so i suggest you keep your perverted fetish to yourself or sniff your wife seat when she gets off. I am sure the aroma will be a nasty but pleasurable one for you

  32. Anonymous said

    May 20, 2015 @ 1:59 pm

    How many times do you have to post as a third person Brian Seiken. For gods sake, everyone knows who you are. If you are so not afraid then just use your name tough guy. Seems you are the one with a bad childhood and marriage. After all, do you still have a spouse? It is said that there is a fish in the sea for everyone but I’m to think yours are all upstream by now.

  33. anonymous said

    May 20, 2015 @ 2:56 pm

    Talk about a bad marriage. Most people just get divorced. His ex had to clean out the savings account, set his head on fire and skip town with the kid.

  34. Anonymous said

    May 20, 2015 @ 4:00 pm

    Lonelykin is always bitter just like in those days.

  35. anonymous said

    May 21, 2015 @ 8:24 am

    I love how Lonleykin thought he was going to score with that semi-attractive competitive eating blogger by tryng to lure her to his slum apt and get her drunk on roach wine.

  36. Anonymous said

    May 21, 2015 @ 10:01 am

    Watching Seiken eat that 12th HDB is going to be like having a sexual orgasm. What celebration!

  37. anonymous said

    May 21, 2015 @ 10:16 am

    What a feeling, it’s like seeing that river card, or having Phil Ivey with the short attention span because he’s looing for his next gambling fix being your idol. But most important, if you were born after the Beatles broke up you are considered a baby. Brought to you by Brian Taylorkin, Babbling Boob….

  38. Anonymous said

    May 21, 2015 @ 10:41 am

    Who the hell is Brian Taylor? Is that the name of personality number 2,3,4, or 5? If Brian Seiken can interview Brian Taylor, we would have a classic in the making. They canbboth discuss their feelings of winning the world famous pickle championship decades ago and how it has brought them both fame and fortune.

  39. anonymous said

    May 21, 2015 @ 10:47 am

    Besides knowing nothing about competitive eating, it’s obvious that Gamblerkin knows nothing about poker either.

  40. anonymous said

    May 21, 2015 @ 10:53 am

    Everyone should check out Annie Duke’s book. It may be hard to comprehend until years go by and you learn more. Yeah, like how to read.

  41. anonymous said

    May 21, 2015 @ 10:58 am

    10 16 glad you took all that time out to listen Hope you enjoyed it

  42. PROOF THAT SEIKEN HAIR IS FAKE said

    May 21, 2015 @ 10:59 am

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDfEIPyVozE

  43. anonymous said

    May 21, 2015 @ 11:27 am

    I now know never to double date unless you’re compatible and the days of meeting women in the supermarket went out with Michael Jackson’s 1982 tour. If the Shea’s need to be reminded why to never let Pokerkin represent MLE in any form of the media, just listen to this podcast. What a simpleton.

  44. anonymous said

    May 21, 2015 @ 11:38 am

    Everyone should be careful not to meet women on the street because they could be a criminal or a hooker.

  45. anonymous said

    May 21, 2015 @ 12:01 pm

    What a shame they could not interview Bolognastein whos only claim to fame was eating a pound of cheap bologna against someone they practically picked off the street It would have cured my latest bout of insomnia

  46. anonymous said

    May 21, 2015 @ 12:03 pm

    1053 before you attempt to play NL holdem you need to learn how to play BJ which you were never any good at to begin with. Keep immortalizing the asians that play $600 a hand money in which a cheap fuck like yourself can only dream of playing

  47. anonymous said

    May 21, 2015 @ 12:05 pm

    You should read Annie Duke book Decide to play poker” you dumb fuck it might teach you something

  48. Anonymous said

    May 21, 2015 @ 12:07 pm

    Toupeekin is king of his soon to be condemned apt full of scary smelly things just like in those days

  49. anonymous said

    May 21, 2015 @ 12:07 pm

    Hey midget shitstein if you think Seiken is such a bore and bad interview why do you even bother listening? Why cause you are OBSESSED and you love him admit it ha ha ha ha ha

  50. anonymous said

    May 21, 2015 @ 12:15 pm

    Goldshit likes to casually sit behind his VA computer when its a slow day at the VA and chime in with his little snide remarks of jealousy. His entire eating career revolved around extra plates hollowed out hot dog practices and set up qualifiers against little girls. Hes just jealous because Seiken is and always will be a huge presence in a sport where he was never well known or never amounted to anything

  51. Anonymous said

    May 21, 2015 @ 1:36 pm

    Lmfao, a huge presence? That is the best comment you made all year Seiken of the third person. You have never been a presence and to this day still never broke the barrier to being anybody in competitive eating. The bottom 10 in the rankings are usually designated for newbies with potential to move up. In your case it is the basement dwelling rank the Shea’s let you hold for pity til they find a few more better young eaters. You are the poster child for the ce wall of shame. Like RC cola, never had it never will. Keep patting yourself on the back for a below average perfromance in everything you attempt to do.

  52. anonymous said

    May 21, 2015 @ 2:47 pm

    Why wouldn’t Knownothingtaylorkin tell the 2 podcast hosts what he did for a living? There is nothing to be ashamed of about being a conveyor belt operator, financial counselor, stock broker, court bailleff, VHS porn peddler, and soon to be breakout competitive eating star of 2015.

  53. anonymous said

    May 21, 2015 @ 2:50 pm

    Goldshit a Nathans rep should come to your house all your fake trophies you won beating neat eating competition taking easy way to coney island

  54. anonymous said

    May 21, 2015 @ 3:05 pm

    At least all those hollowed out plates and beating little girls got Goldstein the final table 5 TIMES……. Maybe you didn’t hear…. 5 TIMES…

  55. Anonymous said

    May 21, 2015 @ 3:38 pm

    Yiu are right anonymous above. It’s not how you get there, just stinkin get there. 5 times is quite a feat. Cannot be that bad of an eater. 5 tines………. Never…,…hmmmm.

  56. anonymous said

    May 21, 2015 @ 6:24 pm

    Goldshit answered himself at 338 pitiful

  57. anonymous said

    May 21, 2015 @ 6:24 pm

    You mean 5 freebies not 5 wins

  58. anonymous said

    May 21, 2015 @ 6:26 pm

    Hey oj why dont you post seiken podcast? Hmm?

  59. Anonymous said

    May 22, 2015 @ 8:22 am

    Cuz seiken podcasts are dumb and no one gives a shit what he has to say. In one year FBTS podcast proved to be more enjoyable and intelligent than the pointless dribble seiken had ever podcasted

  60. anonymous said

    May 22, 2015 @ 8:38 am

    I didn’t realize that Lonleykin has such a limited command of the English language, stumbling over his words, meaningless phrases like “internet dating is a numbers game.” How moronic. I like how he says the word “plethora.” Outdated references like comparing the hosts to Burns and Allen and Joe Friday from Dragnet. What a brutal interview, like listening to a root canal. Please crawl back into your time capsule and lock the hatch.

  61. Anonymous said

    May 22, 2015 @ 10:42 am

    I can only imagine garbagekin playing garage at the poker table. Blobkin probably goes all in with 2, 9 off suit out of position.

  62. anonymous said

    May 22, 2015 @ 10:47 am

    How about your command of the english language ? First off you sound like a female Zero masculinity in your voice which proves the latent homosexuality tag . The one interview Seiken did with you in 2006 put him to sleep. Matter fact it should have been permanently deleted with all that dumb rambling but he didn;t want to hurt your feelings . You are nothing more than a dumb ignorant flabby armed horse teeth midget that mumbles and spits and stinks. No better way to describe you Meaningless phrases? Can you do better Mr High School grad that never saw a day in University let alone college? But you still took your time out to listen to the entire interview which means your still obsessed and still in love. Go wallow in your 5 Nathans victories over little girls. If memory serves correct you did not beat one ranked major league eater in all those qualifiers in which two of the five were wild card piti wins As Yogi once said “Look it up”

  63. 5 tainted appearances at Coney said

    May 22, 2015 @ 10:56 am

    Quick check of the database on 1lb bologna champ 5 Nathans non deserved appearances
    1. 2004 WC (emailed the office constantly to ensure he got in)
    2. 2006 1st defeated the legendary Kevin Basso ??? The field was so bad the rest of the competition was not even listet
    3. 2007 WC have no idea how he snuck his way into this one? I think he begged and bitched after getting his ass handed to him by Rios that Sheas had no choice but to give him another pity spot
    4. 2008 1st defeated two more heavyweights Damon Signoret and Jamie Carpenter . Please i cant stop laughing
    5. 2010 WC just cant seem to hang with the big boys another consolation prize
    And there you have it in nutshell

  64. anonymous said

    May 22, 2015 @ 10:58 am

    You be surprised how many donks go in with 7 2 offsuit and win a pot Get with the times

  65. anonymous said

    May 22, 2015 @ 11:02 am

    People do care what Seiken has to say with the exception of one or two jealous haters such as yourself that could never command an audience for more than 5 minutes. Your specialty is being on the outside looking in while sit back and judging people with nothing but negativity due to your own personal hate towards one human being

  66. anonymous said

    May 22, 2015 @ 11:04 am

    FBST is about as interesting to listen to as watching the grass grow. There is no growing market media wise in competitive eating . I give them maybe a year at best before they get bored with it and move on to something else

  67. anonymous said

    May 22, 2015 @ 12:15 pm

    I remember talkshowhostkin saying that Brian Subich’s interview was so boring that he put the phone down and went to the bathroom while he was talking something about debris on his plate at some contest. Some friend, he ignores him during an interview then he stinks up his couch pillows.

  68. Anonymous said

    May 22, 2015 @ 12:36 pm

    Not just the pillow, but I hear the entire couch had to be cleaned professionally. It was as if a wet gassy St. Bernard slept on it.

  69. anonymous said

    May 22, 2015 @ 2:25 pm

    Thats funny the same bologna breath chump had some pretty nasty things to say about Subich like “that fuckin fat cheater” “he shouldnt be allowed to compete getting credit for extra plates” The rants go on Lets not forget his behind the back comments about Conti and his after parties. ” Conti will say hello to you then make believe you dont exist the rest of the night”

  70. Anonymous said

    May 22, 2015 @ 2:34 pm

    Stirring up the pot with lies stinko? That’s what you do best.

  71. anonymous said

    May 22, 2015 @ 2:48 pm

    Nah all truth and nothing but the truth via AT&T 2005-2008

  72. anonymous said

    May 22, 2015 @ 2:50 pm

    Shitbreath with horseteeth is just jealous that he was never asked to do podcasts or media stuff with MLE or anyone else . Oh yeah and his standard excuse was ” I never wanted any part of that shit they can have it” Yeah right

  73. anonymous said

    May 22, 2015 @ 2:53 pm

    Subich, the fat fuckin cheater??? He’s not fat.

  74. anonymous said

    May 22, 2015 @ 2:58 pm

    What about the conversation at a Lonelykin party: “Excuse me fat lady from Utah who looks like she has 2 asses, can you please pass the roach dip.”

  75. Doyle Brunson said

    May 22, 2015 @ 4:36 pm

    1042 you and your cuz prob know very little about bet sizing which is why neither of showed a profit What moron would go all in with a 2 9 offsuit maybe you but not Seiken. For argument sake if you have a flush draw on the turn do you know about river bet sizing? No you would just bet any amt for the hell of it so you dont look stupid
    To educate you so you dont make an ass of yourself at the table if you ever decide to If you have flush draw on turn you count your number of outs lets say 9 then divide them by 45 then subtract 1 and thats your odds 4. Multiply that by opponent bet size and thats the number you need to bet on river at the end of the hand depending on how much is actually in the pot You might not even have to bet that much or if you have more than 9 outs you might not have to bet all if your opponent checks river Lesson for the day

  76. anonymous said

    May 22, 2015 @ 11:05 pm

    Seiken will be in Vegas next week to play colossus for 5 million hanging with his buddy Ron Koch He hopes that Rich Carlene Sudo and El Toro will at least say hello to him

  77. anonymous said

    May 23, 2015 @ 12:00 am

    This site is a joke If not for Seiken Goldstein comments nobody ever bothers posting except for anonymous joke called Blizz

  78. DaxtheGinger said (Registered April 23, 2011)

    May 23, 2015 @ 1:45 am

    Goldsteins got 💩 on master Taylor.

  79. anonymous said

    May 23, 2015 @ 9:58 am

    I think he won a free trip to Vegas along with free buy in for Colossus Yipee All profit

  80. anonymous said

    May 23, 2015 @ 10:05 am

    I hear the conveyer belt operators convention will be in Vegas this year. The big topic for discussion will be whether to keep the on/off switch on the left or on the right. I bet Lonleykin gets blown off by every MLE’er out there. Maybe Two Ass Tillie is meeting him there. He might get lucky and pick up a chick in the supermarket but it will be a numbers game.

  81. Anonymous said

    May 23, 2015 @ 11:29 am

    Master Taylor? He hasn’t mastered anything in life except losing. Keep the faith in him Dax.

  82. anonymous said

    May 23, 2015 @ 4:11 pm

    1129 you were on a roll until you botched up the punch line You should have said he hastnt mastered anything except masturbation

  83. anonymous said

    May 23, 2015 @ 4:16 pm

    If 1005 is the Shitstein im thinking of , didnt you meet your gorgeous wife on a blind date? The conveyor belt operator would rather take his chances and pick up chicks in walmarts or supermarkets because what you see is what you get . Internet dating is for the lonely losers. Besides i dont fancy meeting women that post pics of themselves from 1985 instead of 2015 or you might just luck out and meet up with your soulmate that just happens to be a dude .

  84. anonymous said

    May 23, 2015 @ 4:18 pm

    At least Dax knows who;s your daddy I doubt anyone can top Smelkin in rank out war

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