Off topic thread February 2017

February 9, 2017 at 12:25 pm by ojrifkin · More posts about:Off Topic

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  1. anonymous said

    February 4, 2017 @ 3:42 pm

    Has anyone tried the McDonald’s grand mac.? Worth the $5.49 . If you have a 2 for 1 coupon its even better

  2. anonymous said

    February 4, 2017 @ 5:36 pm

    Like a sissy? Sissy is your middle name As usual you worthless eater you got the story all wrong . George Shea sent Seiken an email asking him what kind of food he would like at the title rally. Seiken ran off a few like pasta , pickles corn. They asked Kevin if he wanted pickles but Kevin was diagnosed with diabetes so he couldnt eat anything with salt. When he suggested escarole the Sheas gave him immediately what he asked for without telling Seiken until he arrived. Well Seiken was going to tell the Sheas to shove it and go home but unfortunately his car was parked at smelly shitstein house and there was no way for him to get home until he waited for Shitstein to finish his pathetic performance against Shoudt. Even Badlands who was Seiken judge in the event told him in confidence “this is bullshit” when he told Booker he was forced to eat escarole a vegetable the Sheas know he cant stand. When Seiken asked Rich Shea after the contest why they did that to him Rich replied “Well we had to even the score” Bottom line they knew if Seiken went up against Kevin in pasta pickles or even corn , Seiken would hand him a royal ass whoopin the likes of which you never seen. Maybe Shitstein should have requested bologna the only food he not only smells like but the only food he could barely eat a lb of

  3. anonymous said

    February 4, 2017 @ 5:38 pm

    The Mcdonald grand mac is what the regular big mac was back in the 80’s Bigger bun more beef

  4. ErikTheElectric said (Registered January 11, 2015)

    February 4, 2017 @ 6:16 pm

    ^ It’s on my list for tomorrow 🙂

  5. anonymous said

    February 4, 2017 @ 7:24 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpdIOWHrplk

  6. anonymous said

    February 4, 2017 @ 7:39 pm

    Grand Mac just might put IN n Out burger out of biz Delcicious

  7. anonymous said

    February 4, 2017 @ 9:14 pm

    Just had a grand mac. It’s a big mac with quarter pounder size meat and buns. Really good! Best idea since the Mc rib.

  8. anonymous said

    February 4, 2017 @ 9:47 pm

    i would suggest everyone on this site go to their nearest Mcdonalds and try a grand mac . I have 2 for 1 coupons galore so i am buying 5 of them and getting another 5 free Yum Yum Yum a large sized big mac bun with onions large beef pattys special sauce pickles Man oh man i cannot take it anymore

  9. anonymous said

    February 4, 2017 @ 10:16 pm

    If you notice when shitstein makes one of his stupid remarks about Seiken he wont respond back when he is proven wrong and why is that? Because he is a child with a childlike mentality of a 9yr old. He has no friends except for his cousin with the same last name and the imaginary one with the boat . He dumped Jarvis because he couldnt deal with his excessive phone calls . You are a very angry bitter old man that needs psycological help

  10. Anonymous said

    February 4, 2017 @ 10:44 pm

    Can we get Booker to weigh in on the 10:14 and 5:36 comments please?

  11. anonymous said

    February 5, 2017 @ 6:59 am

    10: 44 does it matter? It was 12 yrs ago

  12. anonymous said

    February 5, 2017 @ 7:06 am

    If i remember correctly in 2005 title rally in addition to Seiken vs Lipsitz escarole contest Eater X vs Subich in Tiramasu Shoudt vs Goldstein in pasta Sonny Manzi vs some kid they picked off the street in pasta salad and main event was Booker vs Hardy eating the remains off everyone plates which included leftover tiramasu pasta & escarole . Gross !

  13. story from the past said

    February 5, 2017 @ 7:14 am

    Well i have a story for you regarding the cheapness of Seikan. It came directly from his website. Back in 1974 his aunt took a teenage Seikan and her younger nephew to the movies and burger king. After Seikan ate the burger he was treated to he decided it wasnt enough and proceeded to buy another one with his money. His aunt became enraged and berated him about it . It did not end there . It got back to Seikan mom and the scolding continued. Imagine someone treating you to a meal and then buying more on your own? Well FF 36 or 37 yrs later. Bob Shoudt offered to meet up with Seikan at Jim steak house in Philly. Shoudt treated Seikan to a philly cheesesteak and after he finished it Guess what? Yup he bought another one on his own. Shoudt the classy guy that he is did not berate Seikan but it was obvious that incident did not sit well with him

  14. I saw smelkin said

    February 5, 2017 @ 10:52 am

    I saw smelkin storm out of the borgata losing his 31st tournament in a row . After a nice run at the end of 2015 he hasnt won shit . I think he is playing the old man senior event at Harrahs in March and Feb 26 deepstacks at borgata . Maybe the great US Male an his 275k can wax Smelkin at the cash table

  15. Anonymous said

    February 5, 2017 @ 11:25 am

    Remember when Seiken was relevant in the competitive eating world and all fellow eaters enjoyed his company…..neither do I

  16. anonymous said

    February 5, 2017 @ 2:13 pm

    Seiken is busy preparing for his superbowl party for 1 plus 10,000 roaches.

  17. anonymous said

    February 5, 2017 @ 7:39 pm

    I hear Smelkin bet a grand on Falcons Majority bet NE now go cry me a river tomorrow morning counting your losses while some other fortunate ones will be laughing all the way to the bank Its over 14-0 and counting LMFAAAAAAAA

  18. anonymous said

    February 5, 2017 @ 7:42 pm

    Goldstein is preparing for his super bowl party with his only friend the imaginary one with the boat . I guess his cuz probably invited him to NJ but he felt out of place knowing his cuz has a full house of friends while he has none

  19. Pizzaman said

    February 5, 2017 @ 7:46 pm

    11 pizzas for the Roach hotel coming up. No Mr Seiken that coupon has been expired for 10 years. What, no tip either. You cheap bastard.

  20. anonymous said

    February 5, 2017 @ 8:43 pm

    Senior citizen Shitstein come up with some new material Your not funny and doubt anyone else finds you amusing. The roach jokes are about as aged as the wrinkles on your 60yr old face

  21. anonymous said

    February 5, 2017 @ 10:46 pm

    well well well it looks like sicko smelkin lost 1k waaaaaaaaaah

  22. LMFAO said

    February 6, 2017 @ 12:33 am

    You dumbass! Coming on here bragging about your 1K bet on the Falcons before it is over. What a pathetic loser. Couldn’t happen to a better person.

  23. ErikTheElectric said (Registered January 11, 2015)

    February 6, 2017 @ 2:04 am

    *shrug*

    … More Popcorn

  24. anonymous said

    February 6, 2017 @ 7:41 am

    I hear Ed Jarvis had a huge superbowl party with loads of food and loads of friends. I guess Goldstein was invited but declined out of jealousy that Jarvis has friends and he doesnt . Oh but wait ! Goldstein had convinced himself that those friends and family belong to the wife and not Jarvis

  25. anonymous said

    February 6, 2017 @ 7:42 am

    Rumor has it seiken bet the Pats Ha!

  26. anonymous said

    February 6, 2017 @ 8:46 am

    Jarvis? Is he relevant anymore? Arrogant as an eater as well as an individual . Nuff said

  27. Anonymous said

    February 6, 2017 @ 9:39 am

    Seiken bet the Falcons and was so sure of himself that he bragged about it. But in the end, he tries to cover it up with a “rumor has it”. Seiken is Mr. Rumor. What does betting have to do with competitive eating? Nothing. Zero. Let’s stick to the topic.

  28. anonymous said

    February 6, 2017 @ 12:16 pm

    I know 1 thing, Jarvis would never in a million years invite Seiken to any of his parties for fear of stinking out the place and embarrassing him in front of the wifes friends.

  29. anonymous said

    February 6, 2017 @ 1:58 pm

    Shutup shitstein stop kissing up to people so you can make friends with them. Nobody likes you

  30. anonymous said

    February 6, 2017 @ 1:59 pm

    Seiken would never accept anyway. When he invited him to the rat infested islandia buffet &7.95 back in 2003 he never bothered showing up

  31. anonymous said

    February 6, 2017 @ 2:00 pm

    Will never won a map of Ohio or got a pity quarter from George Shea for the parking meter.

  32. anonymous said

    February 6, 2017 @ 2:01 pm

    Shitstein gets tired of people very fast . He complained constantly about Jarvis phone calls His cuz will find that out very soon if he hasn’t already

  33. anonymous said

    February 6, 2017 @ 2:03 pm

    There are some on this site using Seiken name under false pretense. Seiken never bet the Falcons . Only a moron would bet the Falcons. Seiken bet $500 on the Pats straight up and made some prop bets and was in a pool

  34. anonymous said

    February 6, 2017 @ 2:06 pm

    Allen shit stained Goldstein the only one that alludes to what others might and might not think of Seiken or invite him anywhere is YOU. And you are nothing but a lying instigating piece of shit that isn’t worth of a wife friends or any one else who is naive and stupid enough to associate with you

  35. anonymous said

    February 6, 2017 @ 4:39 pm

    Seiken is basically the Uncle Rico of competitive eating

  36. anonymous said

    February 6, 2017 @ 5:01 pm

    Q: Who does Seiken fear the most?

    A: The Orkin Man

  37. Vegas Vic said

    February 6, 2017 @ 5:42 pm

    bet the Pats, bet the Falcons, nobody cares!!!! Go away.

  38. anonymous said

    February 6, 2017 @ 9:02 pm

    Sports betting is for degenerates . Poker is better

  39. anonymous said

    February 7, 2017 @ 2:09 am

    One thing for sure Allen Goldstein is too cheap to bet on anything. How can you have the balls to ask someone for gas money as soon as they get in that broken down 1987 Toyota Corolla and he did

  40. anonymous said

    February 7, 2017 @ 11:15 pm

    I think when seiken layed his first fartsalayna that was the turning point in not letting him compete in glutton bowl.

  41. anonymous said

    February 8, 2017 @ 11:43 am

    I heard a rumor that Seiken’s application to Glutton Bowl had a mysterious brown stain on it, similar to the stain on the ass crack area of his infamous Elvis pants. Coincidence…… I think not.

  42. anonymous said

    February 8, 2017 @ 11:48 am

    who cares about seiken or the glutton bowl

  43. anonymous said

    February 8, 2017 @ 1:12 pm

    Goldstein is a dick but i like that one

  44. Teresa Giles said

    February 8, 2017 @ 6:22 pm

    I wanted to be a fan of competitive eating, but if these comments are indicative of behavior of most participants I’m really disappointed. You people are warped. I’ve been a fool.

  45. anonymous said

    February 8, 2017 @ 10:45 pm

    Those that constantly emphasize the term friendship , having friends being liked etc etc never had any of the above to begin with Aka Mr Plainview resident

  46. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 8:04 am

    teresa the comments are indicitive of only one sick person who had a very tumultuous childhood, lived a sheltered life and collected comic books which he still does (pretty sad) which he never let anyone touch because it might tarnish it’s value.

  47. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 9:00 am

    I only visit this site to post negative comments about a few retired eaters i dont care for . One in particular was such a poor eater he should not have been deemed worthy of being called a major league eater . Hint he wears a wig and lives in Long Island

  48. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 9:02 am

    I hear that Jarvis Subich and Booker had some sort of luncheon and didnt even bother inviting Seiken. No class on their end . Subich beng the biggest faker out of them all. And no this is not Seiken

  49. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 10:37 am

    The Seiken / Subich friendship was on the rocks ever since Seiken slept over and stunk out the couch pillows and never offered to pay the cleaning bill.

  50. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 10:42 am

    he gets into wingbowl, same can’t be said for 7:18 aka seiken

  51. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 10:42 am

    I hear Goldstein was invited to the luncheon but declined.

  52. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 10:52 am

    Goldstein was never invited anywhere . Everyone hates him

  53. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 10:56 am

    Goldstein never got into wingbowl because A. he would fail the stunt miserably the same way an eater with primitive eating skills like Levi Oliver schooled him in cheese fries in the 1st rd of the Alka Seltzer US open back in 2005 B. He couldnt come up with an entourage except for his wife and the friend with the imaginary boat

  54. Anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 11:20 am

    Unfortunately it is Seiken who has imaginary friends and who continues this obsession with hate for the Goldsteins, something not shared by anyone. We do not care what happened more than ten years ago. These remarks seem to be the only way Seiken can keep himself in the “news”. He has done no competitive eating for quite some time, isn’t even in MLE anymore or at least not ranked.

  55. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 11:36 am

    Seiken’s life ended on 2005 when Goldstein dumped his sorry ass as a friend and never looked back even after Seiken sent numerous emails begging for forgiveness. This led to Seiken stalking Goldstein in his neighborhood and making up lame excuses to drive 70 miles for groceries.

  56. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 11:41 am

    For the record Seiken has never claimed to have friends that were never his friends to begin with or imagine they were like Goldstein does. Also doesn’t it seem a bit odd that someone who only met someone a few months ago refers to them as their best friend? I was referring to when Goldstein met Jarvis in 2003. Before that time Goldstein actually waited anxiously by the phone asking his wife “do you think he’s gonna call ? Do you think hes gonna call”?

  57. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 11:44 am

    Goldstein it’s you that has the obsession with Seiken and not the other way around. Every time OJ posts a thread you throw seiken name into it and 11 hot dogs and odors which makes no sense. You have a sick obsession with the male scent . Your humor is stale stupid and old looking just like you

  58. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 11:47 am

    Goldstein likes to spin stories around saying that he turned down invites when in actuality he was never invited in the first place including Jarvis 50th birthday bash

  59. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 11:53 am

    Seiken doesn’t hate Dave Goldstein but he found out a long time ago he is a backstabber that can’t be trusted if you get him pissed off . Some things should be kept confidential and not blabbered back to someone just to gain their frienship

  60. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 11:55 am

    I doubt anyone in competitive eating is real friends with anyone. Basically they are out for themselves and only make believe they like you when they meet at contest

  61. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 11:59 am

    For the record Seiken could have easilhy got into wingbowl but krazy kevin told him to microwave the 2lbs of brisket which made it taste rubbery and undigestable. I doubt Goldstein would have finished the 2lbs of brisket . The corn stunt was 3lbs of corn not creamed corn in 48 seconds so get the facts before you fabricate lies you pathetic hair wearer . You could never ever complete 3lbs of corn niblets in 48 seconds . Make a video and try it and ill bet you $100 on the nose via paypal you will fall flat on your wrinkled face

  62. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 12:01 pm

    Goldstein never got in wingbowl because he never cared to get in wingbowl. He did however get in Nathan’s 5 times and has 5 fake trophies while Seiken never got in to anything and has 50,000 real roaches.

  63. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 12:42 pm

    I agree with 11:55am, most eaters are just acquaintances and only interested in themselves which is the way it should be because it’s business. Just like when Seiken tried to panhandle money from some past contest winners. They all laughed at him and told the bum to hit the road. Can you believe the nerve of some people?

  64. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 1:46 pm

    Goldstein got into Nathans 5 times because the pain in the ass kept bugging Kate Westfall and Nancy Goldstein about which eaters signed up for the Nathans qualifiers so he could do the easy ones . Goldstein never beat Jarvis Booker and Hardy at the same time . At least Seiken has that claim even though it was only once. The only legends Goldstein beat were Damon Signoret, Leon Feingold sister & Gus Shaeafer. Sound familiar ?

  65. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 1:54 pm

    Seiken with the excuses from failures of over a decade ago, man this guy is one pathetic loser

  66. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 2:23 pm

    Keep in mind that without the off topic thread The regular comments on other posts might be one or two in a weeks span and most of them come from Erik Lampkin another household name in the sport of competitive eating

  67. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 2:28 pm

    I cannot believe for one minute that Jarvis Booker and Subich invited Goldstein to the luncheon spread Jarvis hasnt spoken to goldstein in nearly 2yrs Subich hates his guts .
    https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1061090866&fref=nf&pnref=story

  68. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 3:00 pm

    There was no luncheon. Booker and Jarvis haven’t spoken in years and Subich lives near Pittsburgh and is busy running that population of 15 town he lives in.

  69. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 3:06 pm

    Trying to find soft qualifiers sounds like a good idea. If only Seiken thought of that. In fact, he couldn’t even win a qualifier back when you could win with 8, which is when he hits the wall. HAHA

  70. Laugher: Ha! said

    February 9, 2017 @ 3:09 pm

    Off topic could apply to about 90% of the comments on eatfeats.

  71. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 3:10 pm

    Luncheon my ass, that means that roach infested Chinese buffet. Seiken would feel right at home.

  72. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 3:14 pm

    I tell ya these comments are making me so horny i just shot a massive load of cum from my penis

  73. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 3:38 pm

    According to the link chef vandershicktel prepared a luncheon fit for a king inviting Jim Reeves Booker Subich with Ed Jarvis as the host. The table of food looks awesome. Never heard of the chef he might be one of Jarvis friends working on a major documentary about Cookie Jarvis LOL

  74. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 5:58 pm

    I think Goldstein is right . Seiken should have looked for soft qualifiers the same way poker players look for soft cash games so they can avoid the pros and play against the recreational players

  75. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 7:40 pm

    Does anyone beside Goldstein Seiken and Lampkin post comments?

  76. ErikTheElectric said (Registered January 11, 2015)

    February 9, 2017 @ 8:27 pm

    *Grabs another grand mac*

  77. Anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 8:45 pm

    Another ruined thread because of BS

  78. anonymous said

    February 9, 2017 @ 10:52 pm

    If by some remote chance anyone decides to have a telephone conversation with Goldstein, there might be 30 second to possibly 60 seconds of silence on his end during the conversation. Please do not ask if he is still there because he is having a conversation with himself during that time frame . Seiken had mentioned this bizarre behavior to Ed Jarvis and a few other major league eaters back in 2004 & 5

  79. ErikTheElectric said (Registered January 11, 2015)

    February 10, 2017 @ 2:59 am

    I’ve always wondered who “lampkin” is..

  80. anonymous said

    February 10, 2017 @ 7:07 am

    What do you mean another thread ruined because of BS? Without this thread there would be zero comments on all of OJ threads

  81. anonymous said

    February 10, 2017 @ 7:11 am

    I lost a ton of sleep over not being invited by chef vandershtickel to the luncheon. More about the food than anything else Why was Ed Jarvis the host of the event? He always feels the need to make himself the center of attention

  82. anonymous said

    February 10, 2017 @ 12:04 pm

    why isnt us male ;playing more poker touranments oink oink why isnt us male playing more poker tournaments oink oink oink

  83. BS said

    February 10, 2017 @ 12:42 pm

    I’m new here, so to clarify, BS stands for:

    Brian Stank

    or

    Butt Seiken

  84. BS said

    February 10, 2017 @ 1:06 pm

    My name is BS also Bologna Shitstein I smell like bologna and shit at the same time What an odor 1

  85. anonymous said

    February 10, 2017 @ 2:23 pm

    Heard that Seiken asked Miki Sudo via email if she could pay his way to Japan the next time she goes . He is still waiting for response

  86. anonymous said

    February 10, 2017 @ 4:16 pm

    You heard this you heard that Seiken stinks Goldstein has a wig Goldstein talks on the phone with a 60 second delay blah blah . Get a life you losers

  87. anonymous said

    February 10, 2017 @ 4:45 pm

    Oh but Goldstein does stop talking during a phone conversation for a minute or so because he needs that break time to catch up with the voices in his head . He needs that 60 seconds to mumble to himself like he did when he went with Seiken on the D train headed to Brooklyn Cheesesteak contest in 2004

  88. anonymous said

    February 10, 2017 @ 10:55 pm

    I cannot believe these comments . No life sick deranged bastards

  89. anonymous said

    February 10, 2017 @ 11:23 pm

    I still say it is unfair that chef vanderschitckel only invited subich reeves booker and jarvis to the luncheon

  90. Teresa Giles said

    February 11, 2017 @ 1:32 am

    I guess it’s not just me after all.

  91. Brian Stinks said

    February 11, 2017 @ 9:22 am

    .

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