Ranked eaters who have apparently not competed since July 2005

The official IFOCE rankings have not been updated since September. I am going to do a series of posts providing information about the rankings which will help anyone who wants to create a more up to date listing.

I have not been able to find any information that the following eaters have competed since the US Open last July or earlier. This does not imply that the following eaters should be dropped from the rankings.

#13 Dale Boone
#17 Oleg Zhornitskiy
#29 Leon Feingold
#31 Randy Harrison
#32 Bill “Pit” Pendleton
#33 Lynn Curley
#37 Ken Tittle
#38 Cade Hardin
#41 Jason Kokoszka
#42 Ed Taboada, Jr.
#47 “Collard Green” Hughes
#48 Bob Ford
#49 Robert Brooks

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  1. Dave said

    March 2, 2006 @ 1:25 am

    Collard greene feingold brooks oleg curley should be dropped from the rankings. Better and newer eaters should be occupying those spots

  2. "Humble" Bob said (Registered February 25, 2006)

    March 2, 2006 @ 8:54 am

    Ratings are so subjective. I know for myself, I have in one contest or another had a victory over all American eaters I have faced in the past year and one half. (Just by beating them once I am in no way saying that I am better then they are overall – I beat Joey in his first contest..). However I have not beaten Leon (he was 3rd in fries – over Eric, Charles, Crazy, BB, Shredder, Don…) and Oleg (two loses to him, an old hotdog loss and Potato Balls in June).

    Does that make Leon better than me who is better than Joey? I do not know where those two should be ranked. I do think that they should be ranked though. Oleg qualified for Coney last year. I agree that they were not active after the US Open though. This does make it hard to judge where they fall in relation to others.

  3. Yo Mama said

    March 2, 2006 @ 9:15 am

    Is there any pattern to when the IFOCE releases rankings? It’s a tough job I am sure but the rankings are kind of stale there.

  4. DALE BOONE said

    March 2, 2006 @ 10:46 am

    BOB WHO ?????

    OH YEA THE GUY WHO LOST IN THE OPEN FRIST ROUND

    AND IN ATLANTA IT WAS AND THE OLD WOMAN

    IT WAS ALL OR NOTING

    YOU WERENT EVEN CLOSE TO ME BOB
    I LEFT YOU IN THE DUST

    NOW SHE OUT
    WANT TO TRY NOW

    OH YEA YOU NEW NAME

    FAT BOY BOB

    THAT IT

    DALE BOONE

  5. The Tube Sock Destroyer said

    March 2, 2006 @ 12:50 pm

    Respect Humble Bob. Respect the humility. Respect the Bob. Respect Humble Bob.

    Dale BOOOOOO!!!!! is what I say.

  6. Rich LeFevre said

    March 2, 2006 @ 12:51 pm

    Rankings should be based on many factors including head to head record against other eaters, strength of competition in events entered, prize money won, versatility (doing well in various length contests and different types of food), etc. There is no one factor that determines an accurate ranking alone and they will always be subjective. The only things that are crystal clear are that Kobayashi is the #1 eater of all time and that Sonya is the most versatile American eater ever due to her greatness in both speed and capacity events. Bob and Pat should not have to wait this long to be moved up in the IFOCE rankings and anyone who has been inactive for a long time (including Carlene) should be moved down until they earn points in future events. I believe most eaters are analytical and know pretty much how the rankings should be even though they are not updated on a regular basis by the IFOCE.

  7. Rich LeFevre said

    March 2, 2006 @ 12:56 pm

    P.S. – Dale, the only thing you left in the dust was the puke that came out of your mouth after the 17th hot dog. Bob could kick your behind from one end of Atlanta to the other if he decides to come down this year. Even if he doesn’t come, Bubba Yarbouough will beat you into the ground!

  8. bubba yarbrough said

    March 2, 2006 @ 12:59 pm

    Is this really Dale? If so I’m going to be the one pounding dents in your a$$!!!

  9. Johnny B said

    March 2, 2006 @ 1:19 pm

    I have to hand it to dale boone for really getting his point accross with 3rd grade english skills. Hey boone maybe I’ll see you in atlanta for nathans. I will hold your coon skin hat back while you puke. Humble bob will kick your ass in any contest.

  10. The Tube Sock Destroyer said

    March 2, 2006 @ 3:44 pm

    I like Rich’s first post very much. There are so many factors involved. I propose an Eating Ability Calculation Matrix that would involve percentages, graphs, time frames, weights, and other various units of measure (both Metric and Standard) on a grid-like excel document. Done right, this could give each eater a three-digit numeric value that would indicate their ranking relative to other eaters’ three-digit numeric values.

    Someone should propose this to the IFOCE ASAP. And they better do it as soon as possible.

  11. Yo Mama said

    March 2, 2006 @ 4:42 pm

    Anyone else agree that TTSD sounds like Tim/X/Whaler?

  12. Bruiser said

    March 2, 2006 @ 8:03 pm

    Also if you Puke more than Once a Year you cannot be ranked for that Year.

  13. Andrew said

    March 2, 2006 @ 8:44 pm

    TTSD is without question Eater X

  14. Rich LeFevre said

    March 2, 2006 @ 9:20 pm

    That’s why he’s called Eater X!

  15. Bob said

    March 2, 2006 @ 10:50 pm

    Silly hat with a tail: $25

    Size 4XL Overalls: $35

    XL Bell: $20

    Getting B*tchslapped in a hotel bar in Vegas: PRICELESS

  16. TTSD Isn't Eater X said

    March 2, 2006 @ 11:58 pm

    TTSD Isn’t Eater X. I promise you that. But I have another guess.

  17. Andrew said

    March 3, 2006 @ 12:43 am

    Ok Ok don’t have a heart attack i was wrong maybe its the Whaler

  18. TTSD Isn't The Whaler said

    March 3, 2006 @ 2:14 am

    TTSD Isn’t The Whaler either. Nor is it Janus. Trust me on this.

  19. TheGodfather said (Registered February 21, 2006)

    March 3, 2006 @ 8:22 pm

    Good one Bob!!!!!

  20. SuperPaul said (Registered January 26, 2006)

    March 3, 2006 @ 8:41 pm

    Personally, I love subjective rankings, or I wouldn’t stand a chance!! This year, I will earn my ranking…I have , believe it or not, been practicing!!
    As for Boone…He not only can’t spell, or make a complete sentence, he also has been permanently BANNED from our local sportstalk station because of his constant idiotic comments, and on-air screaming!!
    No sport needs a Boone in it, he is an embarassment to the IFOCE, and certainly, as Bubba, Larry, Ken Tittle, and I will attest, he’s an embarassment to Georgia. If he stays in India, he is safe, because that’s where they keep all the sacred COWS!!

  21. Bubba said (Registered January 8, 2006)

    March 3, 2006 @ 8:58 pm

    Good one Paul!! I dare Boone to mess with the Ga Boys this year!! Paul after you bury boone we will have fun chaseing him out of the Zoo.

  22. Rich LeFevre said

    March 4, 2006 @ 2:28 pm

    It sounds like you guys are ready to destroy him. No need to bring in any help from the outside as you’re more than capable of keeping him out of NYC. Now if only we could all keep him out of Las Vegas and the U.S. Open of Competitive Eating.

  23. DALE BOONE said

    March 5, 2006 @ 11:56 am

    RICH ARE YOU HILTER REBORN

    YOU WANT TO DO BAKED BEANS

    ?????????????????????????????????????????

    AS FAR AS THESE 2 JOKES FROM GA THERE WERE THERE IN

    N.C. AND WERE BEAT LIKE DOGS BY ME AND YOU

    DID YOU FORGET ???????????

    NOW TO FILL THESE BOYS HEADS WITH HOPE IS SUCH A BAD THING

    AND AS FAR AS DUMB SUPER PAUL YOU A BIGGER JOKE

    YOU LOST TO ME LIKE A KID IN 2002 AND 2003 AND 2004

    PLEASE GIVE YOUR WILD THOUGHTS A REST

    YOU KNOW THE BEACH IS WIDE OPEN

    AND THEY WILL TELL YOU NO ONE ON EARTH CAN BEAT ME THERE NOT EVEN THE GREAT

    KOBY

    REMEMBER 97 DAYS THEN FUN OVER KIDS

    DALE BOONE

  24. ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)

    March 5, 2006 @ 12:46 pm

    Note that Boone compared Rich to “HILTER” and not a similar name in the above comment.

  25. FACT NOT FICTION said

    March 5, 2006 @ 1:09 pm

    AS FAR AS THESE 2 JOKES FROM GA THERE WERE THERE IN

    N.C. AND WERE BEAT LIKE DOGS BY ME AND YOU

    DID YOU FORGET ???????????

    It seems that Boone has abandoned his own people for a bunch of buddah tribesman that play the sitar and listen to Ravi Shankar

  26. TheLegend said (Registered November 22, 2005)

    March 5, 2006 @ 4:40 pm

    It was my first event and you beat me 1/2 lb is that really something to brag about. Although using your logic Janus and Rich “Beat you like a dog”. Like I said before your playing for 3rd. Oh by the way, did you also discover the “secret” for hair loss prevention or are you going to keep dying white so it blends with your scalp.

  27. Bubba said (Registered January 8, 2006)

    March 5, 2006 @ 5:01 pm

    As we say in the south Dale “A kicked dog will holler” and you my frien have hollered! As far as being “Two faced” I never said a a bad word about you until you began insulting Humble Bob who as far as I know never said anything bad about you until you started in on him and then you start in on Larry. As far as you showing us rookies what’s what, all I can say is we’ll at the Zoo by the way tell all those people you brought with youlast time to bring a body bag for you.

  28. SuperPaul said (Registered January 26, 2006)

    March 5, 2006 @ 7:05 pm

    Rich, I think Boone was comparing you to Paris Hilton ( HILTER?? )because you are the celebrity he longs to be!!…Notice Boone didn’t mention 2005, when he finally faced fierce competition, and like he does in all close contests, choked!!…or in this case, Barfed!! Will Carlene and you be visiting us this year??

  29. beautifulbrian said

    March 5, 2006 @ 7:36 pm

    I’ve known Boone since he came into the organization. The IFOCE will hype you as a clown as long as you have something on your resume to back it up.Kevin & i had pickle titles which paved the way for a bogus rivalry that never really existed with the exception of a past Kevin outburst which was actually my fault to begin with. Boone was able to knock off some big names in the IFOCE in a speed contest . Sonya Jarvis Booker.He has made it to Nathans a few times but his competition in those Atlanta qualifiers was nothing major . If he had not beaten those names mentioned i think his antics would have been virtually ignored . I have never seen him beat anyone of any real signifigance in an 8-12 minute event. I find it incredible as to how much attention he gets as soon as he pops out of the woodwork.

  30. DALE BOONE said

    March 6, 2006 @ 9:42 am

    DAM KEVIN I GUESS BRIAN THINK OF YOU AS NOTING REMEBER PHILLY MY FIRST YR

  31. beautifulbrian said

    March 6, 2006 @ 11:52 am

    Ok Dale i give you credit Kevin did make it to Nathans finals every year he competed. I forgot Kevin was in a contest with you in philly. Dale when you beat booker, sonya chestnut, larue or any of the other big names in a 12 minute hot dog qualfier then get back to me. . Please dont mention beans its like comparing apples with oranges.

  32. Rich LeFevre said

    March 6, 2006 @ 12:28 pm

    Carlene and I will be visiting Atlanta again this year as we have the past several years. It is one of our very favorite cities inhabited by great people. Southern hospitality is alive and well there and we love the Varsity (onion rings and fries). The next time we are in town we would love to get together with you guys and have a good eat-up there.

  33. HENRY THE THIRD said

    March 6, 2006 @ 1:19 pm

    ——————————————————————————–Who posted these bogus rankings on the buffet? sounds like the world accordin to an asshole
    Rankings as of 2/12/06

    1.Pat Bertoletti
    2.Sonya Thomas
    3.Joey Chestnut
    4.Rich Lefevre
    5.Bob Shoudt
    6.Tim Janus
    7.Ron Koch
    8.Jed Donahue
    9.Eric Booker
    10Loren Yarbrough
    11.Ed Jarvis
    12Kevin Carr
    13.Jason Conti
    14.Hall Hunt
    15.Chip Simpson
    16.Allen Goldstein
    17Andrew Lane
    18.Eric Denmark
    19.Ken Federighi
    20.Paul Chestnut
    21.Larry McNeil
    22.El Toro
    23.Frank Wach

  34. ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)

    March 6, 2006 @ 1:29 pm

    Henry III

    If you don’t like the buffet rankings, why don’t you register and post your criticisms on the buffet?

  35. TheLegend said (Registered November 22, 2005)

    March 6, 2006 @ 3:02 pm

    That assshole would be me, sorry to hear that you dont care for them, I will check with you next time before posting such items.

  36. ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)

    March 6, 2006 @ 3:32 pm

    The two comments by “Dale Boone” today came from the Western Hemisphere and have been pulled.

  37. Dave said

    March 6, 2006 @ 3:38 pm

    oh lord! god only knows what Boone must have said in those pulled comments

  38. Bruiser said

    March 6, 2006 @ 5:25 pm

    I like the Rankings by The Legend.I believe they are worthy of looking at by the IFOCE.

    Keep up the great Rankings Larry.

    Fair and Square that’s the ticket

  39. DALE BOONE IN INDIA said

    March 7, 2006 @ 5:49 am

    so you print what you only want to be seen ?????

    usa a FREE WORLD WHAT A JOKE YOU HILTER COMME

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