The top 3 from Saturday's professional donut eating contest at the Sandusky, OH Donut Fest: 1) Dan Kennedy 68 donuts in 8 minutes $1,000 2) Molly Schuyler 56 3) Andrew Puhl 50

October 16, 2023 at 10:51 pm by ojrifkin · More posts about:Cleveland, Contest Results, Dan Kennedy, Unafilliated Contests | Permalink * Comments (10)

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  1. Anonymous said

    October 17, 2023 @ 2:08 pm

    Not sure exactly what variety of Dunkin Donuts were used in the contest, but if we conservatively assume each was ~280 calories on average, that’s almost 49k calories consumed between the top 3 from this contest. Mind-boggling! I think that number would revival the amount consumed by my local police department over the course of an entire morning!!

  2. Rodent Trap said

    October 18, 2023 @ 4:34 pm

    Molly has to let Dan win sometimes or he’ll feel emasculated & unable to get a hard-on.

  3. Two Blind Mice said

    October 19, 2023 @ 3:19 am

    That’s not why Molly lets him win. It’s because if she makes too much money it puts her in a higher tax bracket. That’s how those 2 grifters cheat the government.

  4. Anonymous said

    October 19, 2023 @ 8:36 am

    ^^lol at last 2 comments. Who the hell cares if / why she would “let him win”. Like everybody is reporting all their earnings from eating contests to the IRS anyways, pshhh. IRS has bigger fish to fry than people like us…

  5. Anonymous said

    October 19, 2023 @ 5:32 pm

    IRS sends in tax documents for any prize earnings over $600. It isn’t something to mess around with.

  6. Anonymous said

    October 21, 2023 @ 11:55 am

    I am a IRS investigator and yes you do have to report over 600. We will be watching now Thank you for admitting you may not report. We will be watching

  7. Anonymous said

    October 22, 2023 @ 2:50 pm

    836 you have a huge mouth. Why don’t you shut up before you piss all off. We know who you are and you are a pathetic loser.

  8. Anonymous said

    October 24, 2023 @ 4:17 pm

    836 is a loser

  9. Anonymous said

    October 25, 2023 @ 3:28 pm

    836 you are a huge troublemaker

  10. Anonymous said

    October 29, 2023 @ 12:35 pm

    It isn’g the IRS which sends out tax documents. The person/company/restaurant etc. who paid the over $600 to someone is supposed to send them a document which the receiver is then supposed to declare that money on their taxes.

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