Zois Pizza will hold a pizza eating contest in Seymour, CT on May 30. The top three professionals will win $4000/$1000/$500 and the top male and female amateurs will both receive $1500/$500/$350. Entrants must raise at least $300 for Project Purple.
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Anonymous said
April 11, 2026 @ 4:47 am
This should be interesting. Will bald Esper (hiding it with a beat up hat) show up with his Inzer shirt on or will he be too full from his bullshit made up home binge and puke challenges? Will skinny James Webb (off the roids) show up promoting his failed clothing line with his rabid wife Kate? Will Miki Suto provide free dental cleanings after the event? Will her husband (are they married?) meet with James to discuss a better new steroid cycle to gain back all the muscle he once had? Or will he share his barber with him and how he uses Walmart dye to color it? Will Joey show too since he can compete in any eating contest without ramifications? Will his feet continue to look like boats? Will Pat show and do another stupid recipe video on YouTube that will get 300 views? Why did he come back to eating again? With all that said: Molly and Dan will get 1st and 2nd.
Anonymous said
April 11, 2026 @ 3:38 pm
Didn’t Menchetti win this a couple years ago ago against them? Is it for the most you can eat or is it eat 1 pizza again?
Anonymous said
April 11, 2026 @ 5:09 pm
4:47 – I bet you’re a lot of fun to be around.
Anonymous said
April 11, 2026 @ 6:37 pm
@447 damn youre a miserable human. PS Gentle man Joe beat molly last time.
Anonymous said
April 11, 2026 @ 9:35 pm
Manchetti has never lost this contest. Including beating Molly by 7 seconds and Dan by 9