Beautiful Brian CD samples available

February 21, 2008 at 4:02 pm by ojrifkin · More posts about:Media

BeautifulBrian.com has samples from 4 songs on his upcoming CD. The titles of those songs:

1. Stink for yourself (parody of “Think for Yourself” by the Beatles)
2. Dont ever call me again
3. Retaliation
4. Black and White

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  1. SuperPaul said

    February 21, 2008 @ 4:27 pm

    I keep getting my internet connection shut down when I try to listen…….is this some kind of AICE, Coonskinhead, or FCC censorship conspiracy plot????

  2. Jake from SF said

    February 21, 2008 @ 5:51 pm

    Superpaul, don’t waste your time. It was neither funny nor musically enjoyable…

  3. The_Hangman said (Registered August 30, 2006)

    February 21, 2008 @ 8:23 pm

    So glad that was only a 2 minute segment. I could not take much more of my dog howling in pain like that.

  4. "Sweet" Jill Stoler said

    February 21, 2008 @ 10:41 pm

    I liked the songs. I just wish he didn’t make one refering back to the Black and White Cookie Eating Contest last September. I still have nightmares from (competing in) that event.

  5. Anonymous said

    February 22, 2008 @ 12:43 am

    No but it sure helps keep me regular.

  6. The Sicilian said (Registered February 23, 2006)

    February 22, 2008 @ 1:04 am

    If anyone can remember the early days of “Beck” the accustic and the tone of some verses remind of some of those songs from Mellow Gold and the Loser single that had 5 songs on it. Not too bad.

  7. beautifulbrian said

    February 22, 2008 @ 2:32 am

    Notice where the negative comments are coming from. Old washed up fools that can barely eat 7 hot dogs and buns like Hangman that bitch about their health problems and dont have one drop of musical talent in their bones. BTW Hangman you can keep your $5 off discount coupons for your sanitation dump motels in GA . And of course the infmamous fat ugly jake the fake from SF. The songs were designed to be sung that way as a parody you dum ass fools. If you dont like it dont listen to them. I expect a few more haters to come out of the woodwork when all is said and done. I welcome the no life no talent assholes. It makes my day. . BTW Badlands mixed and produced the songs that you just heard and they were damn good. You got something to say about him as well chumps? You’ll prob use the cop out and say well it was your singing and not the production .Bottom line your fuckin scared. I tell it like it is and what it is that both of you are assholes personified. Now expect a 5 page long and boring reply from the man who lied about being in the Blues Brothers movie. Hangman my ass !

  8. anonymous said

    February 22, 2008 @ 2:36 am

    97 hits and counting in less than 18 hrs when it was originally posted . Samples yet? Somebody must like it.

  9. The_Hangman said (Registered August 30, 2006)

    February 22, 2008 @ 5:08 am

    bb. You have been bad mouthing me since I started in IFOCE and never once had the guts to say anything negative to my face.

    You are jealous. I enjoyed making many movies and getting paid for them.

    In your day, a champion was one who could eat about 12 HDB’s. So looks like that makes us both old washed up fools because neither you nor I could eat 100 hamburgers or 66 HDB’s nowadays.

    So Have A Nice Day and Hang In There. Your music talent will get better. It surely can not get worse.

    Don’t Worry, Be Happy

  10. Rhonda Evans said

    February 22, 2008 @ 8:04 am

    I listened to a couple of Brian’s songs and his voice sounds as good as most of what I hear on the radio right now. At least Brian did his thing.

  11. SuperPaul said

    February 22, 2008 @ 9:53 am

    Finally got to hear it through Internet Explorer. My favorite was the lyrics on the last cut featuring our infamous India cowhead – I like the stinging refrain of “You gave it all up for a Black and White”.

    I’m looking forward to “Hungry and Focused part 5” when Hangman and Brian kiss and make up for a new eating-related version of John Lennon”s “Jealous Guy”. Life is too short to be arguing over a parody record, especially when we need to focus our energies on more important things, like….when’s that eating video game coming out – and will we be in it?!?
    I’m still bothering Badlands to make a song called “the Good, The Bad, and the Ugly” so I can be either the bad or the ugly part, or maybe both.

    Brian, keep at it…if Sanjaya and William Huang and Allen Sherman can do it, so can you!!

  12. beautifulbrian said

    February 22, 2008 @ 10:03 am

    Hangman you lie like a rug. I never ever said any thing negative about you. I might have gotten in a sarcastic jab on one occasion but thats where it ended. This last comment i posted was prob the worst. If you can dig into the eatfeats archives and find the so called comments where i bad mouthed you, then i apologize but i doubt you will come across anything because you are full of sh–. As far as saying something to your face i have no problem getting as close as an umpire and a manager just so long as you use mouthwash. Ive never backed away from anyone . Matter of fact ive called several people out telling them what contest ill be appearing at so we can settle our differences verbally or physically. They either never showed or became real nice real fast. One in particular . Mr Coondog at buffalo in 2002 was talking smack to me via email. I show up with my buddies at the contest and he’s all handshakes and apologetic. I could care less if i make a scene at an IFOCE contest. Just cause you were some bad ass wrestler in the 70’s im supposed to be afraid of you? What are going to do put me in one of your famous choke holds? I dont think so. .If anyone even dreams im going to get piledrived to the floor like Crazy Legs did to Dale Boone at the US open they got another guess coming. I’m Brian Seiken not Dale Boone. Im not known to provoke physical confrontations but i guarantee if someone ever decides to take a slug at me be prepared to get hit back and i hit very hard. You have a nice life too my friend. Keep up the little digs on my lack of musical talent. I love every minute of it. BTW Sicilian and Rhonda, thanks for the love . It’s people like you that keep me going in this biz

  13. Kevin "Krazy Kevin" Lipsitz said

    February 22, 2008 @ 5:18 pm

    Hey Brian, Lorraine and I were laughing our ass off while listening to it.

    Hopefully the objects of your parody also have a sense of humor.

    Very professional and funny stuff. Badlands, you did a great job mixing it.

    The song with Don’t call me anymore sounds great on my mac, more stereo effect than the other clips.

    Keep doing what you are doing.

    Krazy Kev & Lorraine

  14. joey b said

    February 23, 2008 @ 9:47 am

    All up for black and white, as if Boone was living the dream. He made very little the last couple years of the IFOCE, and got a bit of press.

  15. music fan said

    February 23, 2008 @ 10:32 am

    Badlands you outdid yourself. This is some very impressive stuff

  16. Badlands Booker said

    February 24, 2008 @ 1:44 am

    I can’t take full credit, all i did was engineer and mix beautiful brian’s recording session. Beautiful Brian is the true talent here, and i was impressed with his music and the fact that he did all his lyrics in one take! the rest of the album is great as well, stay tuned.

  17. The Critic said

    February 24, 2008 @ 7:39 am

    I wish the songs were more about eating, and less about being angry about eating. There is a lot of potential using gurgitator references, and BB has the talent to write many parody songs.
    Badlands did a good job of hiding Brian’s limited range with his mixing. This is not to put Brian down, I think he knows he’d never finish in the Top 24 on Old American Idol, despite what others advise. And after all, this is only the first efforts of what I hope will be our second eater/recording artist.
    My biggest advice would be try writing something nicer. Nobody wants to hear old stinkers ranting and raving for too long. A buffet laced with too much vinegar gets hard to swallow, please make it a nice lite lunch spread, and be sparse with the salty remarks.

  18. Recording engineer said

    February 24, 2008 @ 4:15 pm

    Critic i cannot agree with all or your remarks. I think if Brian tried to be nice he would be boring. Wait until you hear all the tracks in their entirety before you make your final evaluation. Maybe there are some nice songs on the CD. He only previewed a few. Your claim of Badlands hiding Brian’s limited range is way off. How many prof singers in the music biz can sing straight up acappella without having their voice masked in some regard via echo chamber or reverb in the recording studio? Very few. Ever see a woman without makeup ? Beside Randy Harrison Badlands and Brian, there are few IFOCE members that can carry a tune unless they want to come out of hiding . Check that , Harrison is no longer in the IFOCE . I read that Brian has been writing parody songs since the mid 70’s so this is not something he’s trying for the first time. As far as old stinkers ranting and raving, the more humorous the better. I dont know the actual length of each song but if they run 2 minutes tops it certainly cannot be classified as ranting and raving for very long.

  19. Anonymous said

    February 24, 2008 @ 4:36 pm

    Randy Harrison carries a tune with the guitar like he does at the table, though he is a better eater than TBW. He has already beaten her and that should have knocked her out of the top 50 because Randy is a pathetic eater.

  20. Anonymous said

    February 24, 2008 @ 5:02 pm

    Hey Brian, Badlands, I want to record a song. Here is the first verse:

    I got drunk and staggered into the buffet.
    I said I’d eat 10 plates of food, but the wife said “no way.”
    So I speedate through soup, salad, chicken, and much more,
    After an hour I got full, I farted, I dropped my drawers, and streaked out the door.

    Is this a beginning or what?

  21. Anonymous said

    February 24, 2008 @ 5:02 pm

    Randy Harrison couldn’t carry a tune in a basket!

  22. Swami said

    February 24, 2008 @ 5:31 pm

    I am rubbing my crystal ball trying to find the identity of the man who calls himself critic. Wait i see an office. A manhattan office on W25th st . Now i see an image with a straw hat Damn the crystal ball went blank. Must be those damn satellites hovering over NYC.

  23. Talent scout said

    February 24, 2008 @ 5:37 pm

    anonymous at 5:02 you are well on your way to becoming a star songwriter the likes of which we will never see. Step into my office first thing tommorow morning and sign away your rights for us to use your material without compensation. Is that ok with you? BTW got a good beat but you cant dance to it . I give it a 85

  24. Anonymous said

    February 24, 2008 @ 7:00 pm

    Talent Scout where is your orfice, or I mean office? 69 Hershey Highway?

  25. The Critic said

    February 24, 2008 @ 7:07 pm

    I am over 1,000 miles away from New York City – Sorry, Swami!!…and look forward to hearing the other “nicer” tunes, Recording Engineer.

  26. Badlands Booker said

    February 25, 2008 @ 10:04 pm

    Hey Anonymous @5:02, I think you need a ghost writer ’cause those lyrics ain’t Gangsta!

  27. SyKoBOZO said (Registered September 17, 2007)

    March 1, 2008 @ 9:34 pm

    hey BB,as a DJ for over 28 years and a former musician myself,dont worry about any of the negitive crap….music is meant to be an exspression of a individual or individuals,if other people like it thats great,if they dont it wasnt meant for them in the first place…..this is just an example,when Prince first came out,everyone thought he was some gay freak,he wore garter belts and was a black man playing rock/pop…a couple of years later he had and still has the best selling soundtrack besides maybe (Saturday Night Fever) of all time “Purple Rain”,they thought he was crazy before that,now he is one of the richest recording artistist around…and he is a badass Guitarist and Piano player,he helped break the gap between black and white and rock and pop….another example Pink Floyd – Darkside of The Moon,people thought this was from a bunch of drugged out freaks and it was just to wierd,(okay they probaly were doing drugs when they recorded i know,lol) but its still selling after 30 years or Peter Frampton Comes Alive,they thought a double live album was a idiot thing to do,they never do well….well his live album is the biggest selling double live album of all time (for the kids,an album is like a big cd,thats what we use to listen to music on,back before video games,when we use to actually go outside and play,haha)…If all of those artist listened to all of the negitive people back then where would we be now …..Ask Elvis Presley,that guy went thru lots of negitivity and i would say he did pretty well,his music was the devil when it first came out,Have A Nice Day 🙂

  28. anonymous said

    March 1, 2008 @ 10:43 pm

    I think Brian might be attempting to bring 70’s style music into a totally different generation. Back in the day the kids that related to that type of sound were the ones he must have been writing the songs about. This could either blow up big or bust in his face. Hey its still better than listening to Perry Como or Robert Goulet.type stuff.

  29. Anonymous said

    March 2, 2008 @ 5:05 am

    Brian’s music keeps me regular.

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