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The Onion’s horoscope for Pisces
You will rock the competitive-eating world this week after deciding to return to the sport just four hours after announcing your retirement.
I wonder if any eaters who have announced retirement and then returned are Pisces.
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AAAAH said
August 9, 2006 @ 12:16 am
OMG! IM A FREAKIN PISCES!0_0
Takeru Kobayashi #1 said
August 9, 2006 @ 2:20 am
That’s a very interesting horoscope.