Don Lerman disputes contest results

October 4, 2008 at 10:21 pm by ojrifkin · More posts about:Don "Moses" Lerman

In an eatfeats comment thread, Don “Moses” Lerman says he ate at least 30 burgers when he was the runner-up in the 2004 Memphis Krystal qualifier. His official results are listed as 21.

According to a BeautifulBrian.com article, Don Lerman also believes he should have received third place in the 2001 Nathan’s finals

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  1. LA Assassin said

    October 4, 2008 @ 11:51 pm

    Moses should have broken one of his ten commandments! This is how its done. You will need a dark murky liquid for starters. This is where it gets good!! About three minutes into the contest, when you start to get full pretend to just be dunking your burger like everyone else, but instead while the burger is inside your secret cheating liquid, you squeeze the burger with two fingers of your choice and a thumb thus leaving behind nearly an entire burger hidden at the bottom of your cup. When you pull out you simply act like your eating a normal size burger that’s been dunked. This is why hand speed is so important. It’s not like ANYONE checks the cups after a contest with a strainer or anything. So its like your eating one burger but hiding five or six. Imagine how many you would have eaten if you did this?! Simple yet very effective. Trust me I know!! I got away with murder at the Gyozas I ate maybe 20 then hid at least 50 of them inside my cups, the problem was all my cups were all full and I had nowhere else to hide the rest. What I did for this contest was throw 4 or 5 into my mouth then used my cup to cover my entire mouth so no one could see me release them into my secret cheating liquid. Needless to say, what people think is the last thing on my mind. I do whatever it takes to have my own fun. It’s not like I could get fired or anything. It actually would save me money come to think about it. lololol

  2. Please make the change said

    October 4, 2008 @ 11:53 pm

    This is going to make headlines in the morning news. Lerman disputes 2004 call. First order of business is who was the judge and the mc in that 2004 contest. Apparantly they fucked up bigtime . If i was Lerman i would contact my attorney right away and get to the bottom of this. How the hell is Don Lerman supposed to get any sleep with a shocking revelation of this magnitude hanging over the poor guy’s head.? For christ sake reverse the damn decision and give him the 30 . Make it 35 so everyone is happy. Last we heard from Sam Vise, the cheap bastard was telling aging stewardess what lovely eyes they have so he could get free bottles of water on the plane ride home from US open of competitive eating .

  3. lame fed said

    October 5, 2008 @ 4:25 am

    Isnt it funny once the $hea$ got wind of the dispute they have since removed lermans offical results. The article was there earlier?. Maybe they will remove el toro aswell. Not that he cares

  4. badlands booker said

    October 5, 2008 @ 4:48 am

    Hey Don, hungry charles came in 3rd in the 2001 nathans finals.

  5. nic"TheIncredibleBulk"fry said

    October 5, 2008 @ 5:19 am

    This act is getting old… join ced again don or dont……. no more commentintg on loss coauses….. u name name the food illl name the rules ……… im tired of this business ce or dont ce……..dont care

  6. Amommymous said

    October 5, 2008 @ 7:42 am

    Welcome to whiner central

  7. anonymous said

    October 5, 2008 @ 8:37 am

    several eaters have engaged in that cheating type method you mentioned

  8. Krystal Ball said

    October 5, 2008 @ 8:50 am

    Lerman claims he is done with competitive eating. This decision coming after a long lenghthy discussion with several family members at the holiday table. I predict that within a month he will announce that he is on a strict diet and talk about making a comeback in the wingbowl. When he finds out that other old school eaters might be invited to wingbowl, he will then announce that he has no interest in accepting the invitation. When other old school eaters are actually invited, he will then go off in a frenzy as to why he was not invited . He will then call the shea’s to let them know he is dropping his website which includes recipes and political views.

  9. someone who was there said

    October 5, 2008 @ 9:43 am

    Don the lier Lerman did only 21 as for sonya Thomas was the only one to break the 30 mark in 2004
    all Southerns won most of the contests in 2004 causing the Shea sisters to Fix the contest for there own people to win .

  10. record keeper said

    October 5, 2008 @ 10:30 am

    also clarify that scott soiffer did finish second over don moses lerman in the matzah ball finals

  11. anonymous said

    October 5, 2008 @ 10:33 am

    If memory serves me correct let’s go back in 2005 eatfeats archives. I could swear in one of those comments that bubba Yarbrough refer to Don as Mr Lerman . Talk about respect !

  12. anonymous said

    October 5, 2008 @ 6:50 pm

    I dont think anyone will bother reading what he has to say about politics except for rhonda evans . Its more copy and paste. I for one scrolled through it real fast then logged off. Politics is a trivial boring topic similar to the nuts that come on the subway ranting about Jesus and the bible. Nothing is gained from it . Good way to kill time for the ones that have nothing going for them in they lives

  13. anonymous said

    October 6, 2008 @ 12:01 am

    People really have very negative comments on this site. Real haters. I have a strong feeling most of these comments are made by non ranked eaters such as Beautiful Brian. But then again, who cares about him or his opinion?

  14. beautifulbrian said

    October 6, 2008 @ 12:59 am

    Really? and i have a strong feeling that you and i have met on many occasions during IFOCE events. I know who you are. I can easily call you out on this site but i have lot more class than you have accusing me of leaving negative remarks like some other IFOCE members whom i thought were good people. Be a man or a woman, even though you are a woman trapped in a mans body. , and post your real name asshole. Scared???

  15. anonymous said

    October 6, 2008 @ 1:05 am

    Negativity is what it’s all about. IFOCE bring dis upon demself dissin sonya and other peeple

  16. anonymous said

    October 6, 2008 @ 1:09 am

    The negative remark is someone that BB pissed off recently or in the past. Could be stinky mierniki but i doubt it. Can anyone take a guess? Must be a real BB hater

  17. anonymous said

    October 6, 2008 @ 1:18 am

    anonymous said,
    October 6, 2008 @ 12:01 am

    People really have very negative comments on this site. Real haters. I have a strong feeling most of these comments are made by non ranked eaters such as Beautiful Brian. But then again, who cares about him or his opinion?

    who cares about your opinion which is based upon gaining an audience to satsify your hateful cravings. Where are you ranked ? Nowhere. Your ranking in life is a zero for starters and enders. You are an anonymous non entity that lives on belittling others while having no life whatsoever .

  18. North Pole said (Registered April 28, 2008)

    October 6, 2008 @ 9:09 am

    Blah, Blah, Blah. Aren’t we in 2008? Is the result of a 2004 QUALIFIER really that important??? The only position that matters in a qualifier is first.

  19. anonymous said

    October 6, 2008 @ 11:32 am

    Brian, an anonymous poster will never reveal their true identity. They go through life as fake people never revealing their innner most thoughts or the inner turmoil that torments them 24/7. Their sole objective is to point the finger at someone and hope to gain the attention of a big crowd. In addition, their prime mission is to get that crowd to believe the accusations so they can either embarrass you or get everyone to hate you. . They can accomplish a hell of alot more by posting under anonymous than giving up the real name . Sooner or later, lowlifes of that caliber will get what’s coming to them . The 12:01 remark and other BB hate remarks are examples of what i just mentioned. Ignore the jealous trash.

  20. anonymous said

    October 6, 2008 @ 12:00 pm

    Don Lerman bombarded the shea commun office with emails demanding that the 2004 article which stated he ate 21 krystal burgers , be taken down. For the record Don did not finish 3rd in hot dogs in 2001

  21. anonymous said

    October 6, 2008 @ 12:32 pm

    LOL! My guess is a lot of these comments are made by BB looking to keep his name alive. Even bad publicity is still publicity .

  22. anonymous said

    October 6, 2008 @ 5:26 pm

    I have a strong feeling BB is the anonymous in many of these nasty threads. He likes publicity about himself. Maybe he is looking for pity, now that he can’t have the fame he craved.

  23. ED "COOKIE" JARVIS said

    October 6, 2008 @ 10:13 pm

    BRIAN YOU SHOULD TALK GO UP YOUR STILL A SAID PERSON.WEEK WEEK WEEK.GET A LIFE.HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW.

  24. beautifulbrian said (Registered November 22, 2005)

    October 22, 2008 @ 10:30 am

    anonymous said
    October 6, 2008 @ 12:01 am

    People really have very negative comments on this site. Real haters. I have a strong feeling most of these comments are made by non ranked eaters such as Beautiful Brian. But then again, who cares about him or his opinion?

    anonymous said
    October 6, 2008 @ 12:32 pm

    LOL! My guess is a lot of these comments are made by BB looking to keep his name alive. Even bad publicity is still publicity .

    anonymous said
    October 6, 2008 @ 5:26 pm

    I have a strong feeling BB is the anonymous in many of these nasty threads. He likes publicity about himself. Maybe he is looking for pity, now that he can’t have the fame he craved.

    OJ it would be in all of our best interests if you fwd the IP of this asshole that posted these remarks. I will bet it’s the same asshole that accused me of posting under US male last night. and will bet this asshole is from nyc and not an aice member. I would be shocked if its more than one individual leaving these one line remarks.
    Go make some pizza you waste of life!

  25. Anonymous said

    October 28, 2008 @ 9:39 pm

    very good mr. lerman . this is uncle herman

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