The Bacon & Beer Festival will hold a bacon eating contest on March 8 in Fargo, ND awarding $150 to the winner.  Entrants will need to submit a poem to win a contest spot.


  1. Shakespeare said

    March 2, 2014 @ 3:09 pm

    My name is beautiful brain,
    When I say I competitively eat I am totally lying,
    All I do is reminisce about the past,
    Let me in this contest so I can finish dead last.

  2. anonymouis said

    March 2, 2014 @ 3:34 pm

    excellent poem but when you cannot spell someones name right its about as bad as suffering from halitosis which you probably have anyway but then again that word might be out of your vocabulary

  3. Anonymous said

    March 2, 2014 @ 6:02 pm

    Sayin he is beautifulbrian?
    I think he’s fuckin lyin!

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