Joey Chestnut conspiracy theory?

September 11, 2007 at 2:43 pm by ojrifkin · More posts about:Joey Chestnut

Jane Bauer proposes the following explanation for Joey Chestnut’s eating ability:

What I know is that SJSU student won the Hot Dog eating contest in NY. Past champion was a Japanese guy. I know that SJSU has a tendency of discriminating Japanese (this is because of huge Chinese / ABC student population). There might be someone got US Patent to control gastronomy function remotely as it is a part of e-harassment symptom. Guess what? I think the SJSU champion got some contact with the doctors at El Camino Hospital. They are specialized to treat SJSU in different ways. They also got several psychiatrists/neurologists working for Mind Control. What we got do is keep an eye on these scientists and SJSU people working for destroying the freedoms protected by the US constitution.

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  1. W in '08 said

    September 11, 2007 @ 2:49 pm

    ae there still freedoms protected by the us constitution that the great one didnt obliterate????????????????????????????

  2. Rhonda Evans said

    September 11, 2007 @ 3:38 pm

    While my first inclination is to dismiss it as hog wash, who knows for sure? I certainly don’t want it to be true, but given such dramatic improvements, something is going on, not just with Joey, but with many of the top eaters.

    I’m no expert on supplements, but maybe some of the eaters have found the right combination of the right supplements that work. Hey, if it’s legal, why not?

    I don’t believe an eater would undergo any kind of medical procedure to expand his stomach, or anything like that. That would be stupid.

  3. Square Meal said

    September 11, 2007 @ 4:31 pm

    This is brilliant!!

  4. The Sicilian said (Registered February 23, 2006)

    September 11, 2007 @ 4:43 pm

    Ifoce has put up a new contest for Sept 29 registration is tomorrow at 12pm. Big prize purse $10,000. This one is too far for me unfortunetly.

  5. The Sicilian said (Registered February 23, 2006)

    September 11, 2007 @ 4:44 pm

    The contest is Louisiana Downs World Grits Eating Championship. Harrah’s Casino.

  6. Hungry Puppy said

    September 11, 2007 @ 8:15 pm

    O.K. …Now back to the collegite stomach conspiracy…

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