Mr. Figure Insider announced plans to create a 7-inch action figure resembling Kevin "LA Beast" Strahle.

July 13, 2013 at 9:24 pm by ojrifkin · More posts about:Kevin Strahle, Merchandise | Permalink * Comments (55)

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  1. anonymous said

    July 13, 2013 @ 9:39 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toJDo046mm4
    Check out his latest stunt attempting to dupe viewers into thinking he actually drank this stuff when it was more than likely filled with carrot juice. Great way to rip off youtube for a few extra bucks

  2. Anon said

    July 13, 2013 @ 11:18 pm

    Thanks for promoting my video. It’s haters like you that keep on helping me grow. Appreciate it

  3. Anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 12:05 am

    Im going be thethe first to buy it, and im going tto put it in Pats butthole.

  4. anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 11:15 am

    Beast you will be surprised how many chicks seiken has had since the very day you were born. Little punk

  5. anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 11:17 am

    How much is that very very mild sirrachha sauce made from pure carrot juice only . LOL LOL LOL

  6. anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 11:52 am

    In every video he puts on this little charade that he needs to go to ER. I hope one day its for real and they finally get the message and turn him away .

  7. AnonYmous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 1:07 pm

    Check out BB’s latest video of him making almond butter in his blender. This Julia Child wanna-be probably makes the most boring and bland videos on the entire Internet. The only good part about his latest video was him talking while the blender was motoring away. Finally something to silence his big fat mouth, and he found out a way to do it himself.

  8. Anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 4:26 pm

    for seiken – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK-Dqj4fHmM

  9. anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 4:34 pm

    107 what would you like him to do? Drink a 20yr old bottle of Crystal Pepsi laced with some cyanide for a bunch of moronic half wits with the mentality of a retard? Sure be like the legend LA Beast and kill yourself at an early age while his huge following will feel bad for maybe 72hrs then forget he even existed and move on to some other thrill seeking idiot on youtube and trust me they come a dime a dozen. Yeah maybe the video is boring but its certainly a lot healthier than the shit you put out

  10. anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 4:36 pm

    Fat drunk and stupid ? Sounds like some dude that lives in LA

  11. anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 4:38 pm

    Seiken never hated the LA Beast 12:14 i think it was the other way around dude. Seiken never blocked the LA Beast from FB or twitter. Who’s the hater?

  12. anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 4:45 pm

    To make things simpler without having a childish war. LA Beast does his thing Seiken does his. Seiken might not be as flamboyant and popular as the Beast but the guy been making videos and internet shows longer than Beast. Matter fact when Youtube was getting its feet wet

  13. AnonYmous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 5:21 pm

    Seiken says things behind people’s back and then talks to them face to face like they are best friends. This is the perfect venue for Brian. Some second rate chat board arguing with people. Glad to see you have capped yourself in life and settled. Seriously invest your time volunteering or something.

  14. beautifulbrian said

    July 14, 2013 @ 6:11 pm

    I just want to say a few things . You can trash me all you want and talk shit under an assumed name. First of all to answer 521 i can name at least five people in the IFOCE past and present that have talked shit about me behind my back and then shook my hand at contests and i let it go. I figured i got their number so why show them my cards. One in particular a recent retiree talked so much smack about eaters in the organization it would make your head spin . And you 521 you two faced cowardly fucker , you were probably one of them. I wont reveal the names of the two faced eaters but lets put it this way , some of the remarks made in confidence to me got pretty racial but i wont go there unless someone wants to take this a step further. Bottom line you dont want these individuals as friends in your life. They might start out as friends but give it time thats alll i have to say. Everyone talks about everybody and that goes for anyone in any walk of life. You show me one person that walks a straight line in life and ill show you . Well you know the rest. There are many cheapskates in the sport and im not afraid to bring that out. Bob Shoudt is not one of them. Bob treated me to Jims Steakhouse 2yrs ago. He also treated me to Krystal Burgers with with unlimited $ attached to it. He also bought me drinks. He is a sport just the opposite of the postal worker from NJ that sat down with me in an upper class fast food burger joint in NYC two years ago never bothering to at least offer to pay my tab. I will say that he did pluck down a few $ to buy my CD but thats where it ends. You have two incomes you cheap bastard . You could have taken care of me that day. His cuz is even cheaper. When i asked if he wanted to buy my CD at strawberry shortcake contest in 2008 his response was “I wouldn’t pay 50 cents for that piece of crap” A year prior i took him out for his birthday and he never bothered returning the favor . Two peas in a stinking pod . Even that punch drunk La Strahle gave me $10 when i drove him to the Newark Airport after the pulled pork contest in Ohio. Some people are just born cheap fucks that refuse to part with a wooden nickle and thats the bottom line. Personally i think its long overdue that a “Seiken fund” should be established for all the hard work and publicity i have provided for major league eaters over the years. Joey and Sonya for example could have spread the wealth but they didn’t :I might be barking up the wrong tree cause its their money and they can do what the want with it but it takes a real class act person to say”Hey you know what Brian you made a trip out here and you got zilch for your efforts. Here’s $100 bucks just keep that between us ” And its not just me . I think the wealth should be spread to other eaters that spent their hard earned money to compete and provide competition for the big names. After all if it wasnt for us little people who would you have to compete against .? Go ahead haters have a field day with this post. I could care less . Im numb to the bullshit you cowardly fuckers post about me. 85% of the negative bullshit you accuse me of of is not true. Continue to try and push my buttons by captivating a pathetic audience with lies . Your the ones with that suffer at home with less than average looking spouses and other misfortunes that god has bestowed upon you for being evil. With some of that bargain basement shit you refer to as GF’s i rather be single or gay. I say that with all honesty or youre miserable lives would have something else to think about besides your preoccupation with me. If you didnt love my site so much you wouldnt bother copy and paste what i post on B&P. You think you are exposing some undercover info that i dont want anyone to know about? If i had something to hide wouldnt put it out there for the public to read. . The stats on my daily stat page prove that people visit my site. I have posted monthly reports im just too lazy to update. If you still insist the visits are out of mercy like some of you clowns post on occasion, then give me your fuckin home address and ill be happy to print out the IP locations with time and date of each and every person that visited my site over the last few months. Unlike some cheapos, will cover the shipping and handling. In closing Kiss my ass haters

  15. Anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 6:27 pm

    So there. Take that, haters.

  16. Troll said

    July 14, 2013 @ 6:49 pm

    FRAT and STFU

  17. Anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 6:55 pm

    The fact that Shredder was seen in public with Seiken is returning the favor enough.

  18. Anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 7:14 pm

    Seiken made his point, his one point. We should be paying him for all he has done for us all these years. Right? That’s it, right? If there were a way to administer a Seiken fund which assured us that he would not comment here as himself or under any alias, now that I would contribute to.

  19. Let's be Friends for a Price said

    July 14, 2013 @ 7:16 pm

    What Seiken said boils down to is that not only do you have to buy his friendship, if you don’t buy it he’ll rat you out.

  20. Dr Feelgood said

    July 14, 2013 @ 7:32 pm

    Somebody forgot their medication again. Angry, miserable, lonely and not medicated enough.

  21. Anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 7:36 pm

    Who is this joker to determine who has the income to buy him a meal? If he was so worried about generosity, he would flat out be the one treating others. It works both ways doesn’t it? Seems to be all about me me me or what have you done for me lately?

  22. Anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 7:38 pm

    What gets me is that if even if Joey and TBW were generous enough do give up $100 to certain individuals, what logic is Seiken using that moves him to the top of the list? I don’t understand.

  23. Jessie's Girl said

    July 14, 2013 @ 7:39 pm

    6:11 You are clearly insane… or maybe this is your attempt to be absurd.. and only a class-less asshole would have excepted the $10 from Mr. Beast… you are one cheap F’er

  24. Anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 7:45 pm

    Seiken is essentially blackmailing people. Let’s say Sonya and Joey each gave him a C note. Then he would call them cheap bastards, because they didn’t give more. Theres no end to his private demands. He had better hange on to B. Shoudt and I guess B. Subich. But I suspect their time as his friend will be up before too much longer unless they are as flipped as he is.

  25. Kitchen Roaches said

    July 14, 2013 @ 7:57 pm

    Back off people, master feeds us well.

  26. anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 8:08 pm

    Hey Jessie girl Seiken went out of his way He was living in Bklyn. It was either the $10 or Beast takes a cab for $70 . Unless you were there then STFU before you stick your ill informed 2 cents in the picture

  27. anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 8:10 pm

    I think the Seiken fund has a chance to make money

  28. Anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 8:15 pm

    Let’s get real. There are some eaters who are unemployed or underemployed and many people have challenges, financial or otherwise. Eaters, fans, people period. BS is supported by each and every US citizens taxes. He has a government pension and a job. What he chooses to do with his life beyond that is his choice. It is clear what kind of person he is and why almost all people avoid him at all costs. It is only on this site that he gets attention. It isn’t what he really wants but it certainly is what he deserves. Is there anyone here who thinks he helps competitive eating in any way shape or form? He just makes everyone else look great by comparison.

  29. anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 8:19 pm

    How is asking for a donation considered blackmail you idiot? An intelligent person would conclude that blackmail includes an ultimatum . Look it up in the dictionary

  30. L.a. Beast said

    July 14, 2013 @ 9:27 pm

    Spending 8 hours in a dirty car with Brian Seiken was the worst experience of my life. Half of the trip I actually drove because he can’t see well at night and he wouldn’t allow me to drive the speed limit in fear of a ticket. To be honest he should have paid me to get him back hone safetly, but in retrospect I would have rather paid the 500 bucks to fly back

  31. anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 9:34 pm

    Supported by US citizen taxes 8:15? Whos pocket do you think the taxes they take out of his check is going to ? One guess. And the fed govt pension is peanuts unless you put in a good 35 to 40yrs of service. City and state workers that put in 20yrs receive a pension that is worth what a 35 to 40 yr federal retiree would get . So until you get your facts straight please STFU ok?

  32. Troll said

    July 14, 2013 @ 10:05 pm

    I bet his car smells like the dumpster at a Golden Coral.

  33. anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 10:06 pm

    927 i think he saved your ass from getting a ticket. The owner of the vehicle is not responsible if you speed. Depending on the state its 6pts on your license and not his dopey

  34. beautifulbrian said

    July 14, 2013 @ 10:22 pm

    Beast if you really wanted to spend $500 to take a plane i would have dumped you in the middle of Jonestown PA(as you refer to it) and wished you good luck in finding your way around getting a cab. No lights no street signs and a shitload of drug dealers.. Like dumping you in the middle of Bed Stuy in Brooklyn I actually felt sorry for you because your leg was supposedly busted up and you couldnt move . . Be thankful i saved your ass from possibly being raped robbed or worse. I guess your response will be Nobody gonna take out the LA Beast Im fuckin Ivan Drago dude. You know what you are ? You are one ungrateful piece of shit.

  35. anonymous said

    July 14, 2013 @ 10:30 pm

    There was a short video of LA Beast driving the car
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SUxDDMWaM0

  36. Troll said

    July 14, 2013 @ 10:43 pm

    Did Beautiful Brian at least make smothies while you drove?

  37. Anonymous said

    July 15, 2013 @ 6:27 am

    WHAT A WHINING BABY. DO US A FAVOR AND YOU STFU.

  38. Roach Family said

    July 15, 2013 @ 6:54 am

    Master not feed us that well anymore.Too fuckin cheap.Even he smell too raunchy for us.Someone please save us.Would rather live with Gavonne.

  39. anonymous said

    July 15, 2013 @ 8:48 am

    speaking of cheap, you should see the motel rooms Brian gets when he is on the road. These places make a motel 6 look like a Hilton.

  40. Wilma said

    July 15, 2013 @ 8:56 am

    Maybe miss piggy can train fred for a roach eating contest LOL LOL LOL

  41. Anonymous said

    July 15, 2013 @ 9:55 am

    If BS’s long term goal was to reduce this site to rubble, I think he accomplished it. No self respecting fan wants to visit. Thanks BS.

  42. Anonymous said

    July 15, 2013 @ 10:03 am

    Why would anyone pay money for a CD called Stink to Blogging with Seiken’s horrible voice to bad karyoke tracks. Everyone knows the only reason he put this train wreck of a CD together was because he was jealous of Eric Booker’s success with Hungry and Focused.

  43. Anonymous said

    July 15, 2013 @ 11:33 am

    Well, I honestly think that rather than BS achieving his goal of no one wishing to visit this site, he has done the opposite. Even if eatfeats disappeared tomorrow, no one, I mean NO ONE, eaters, fans, families, anyone who has any interest in competitive eating would, unless they are completely newcomers, give him one bit of information. He has made himself, by his actions and his very own words, basically a leper, with apologies to real lepers who have a serious disease. His disease is that he is his own worst enemy and makes anything he touches become tainted

    Anyone visiting his jumbled up disorganized website would recognize that already he has many strikes against him. He might be a novelty briefly. So BS, that is it. You asked for it, now all of the people who know you come on here and write the truth beginning with the comment above. It doesn’t matter for one second that they write anonymously. Anyone with a 10% functioning brain will figure out that they are smart to do that. You never listen when people say their names, tell you to your face. Your denial is legion.

    For all that Booker did for you, everything, and I mean he went to the moon and beyond, you have never thanked him or anyone else for what they did. Your view of the world is so warped that you are beyond redemption. Rhonda may come back and say she wants to find something good in you and she likely will. But she is in this surely a loner. I would bet the ranch that HBob and even Subich have had enough of your negative antics. Just a guess. And no, you may think you know who is writing this, that person you keep referring to, but you would be absolutely wrong. You spend so much time trying to figure out who is “against” you so let me make this easy for you. JUST ABOUT EVERYONE. And that is being kind.

    Apologies to all fans of competitive eating. This needed to be said. And it isn’t the end of this because BS will just keep going. So go his site if you want, all will be clear. There are lots of terrific people in competitive eating. You will find them through other sources. Dive in and enjoy. And stay here also, each place offers something. Tons of news outlets write about all organizations and contests. It is a great “sport” and entertainment.

  44. Wilma said

    July 15, 2013 @ 11:38 am

    Sad that a pair of 50yr old farts have nothing better to do than argue with Seiken Wear your criff dog shirts and compete with eaters more your speed like APE

  45. seiken fan said

    July 15, 2013 @ 12:01 pm

    Hey 1133 you can start by posting your name you pathetic coward. .We love the separation of paragraphs . You must have got straight A’s in English . Did you sit in front of the class like all little goody two shoes do? Lets get something straight you creepy weirdo. Competitive eating is a business . It is not a social club or a place to make friends. On occasion its nice to socialize with eaters but for the most part its all about competition. Seiken actually does more damage to himself posting his real name because it just gives the anonymous weirdos like you to jump on him even further .

    How do you know what Booker did for Seiken? Do you know him? Youre nothing more than a cowardly instigator with nothing better to do but find something ,anything negative about Seiken. Its actually the only time you show your face . Maybe you and Al Sharpton should get together . Both of you only seem to come out of the woodwork when dealing with specifc kinds of people. BTW i know who is writing this so cut the mind game crap . Your dealing with professionals . Just about EVERYONE IS YOU YOU AND NOBODY BUT YOU! throw in a pair of 50yr olds from Jersey & LI and there you got the less than handful of haters. Your family ignores you and your husband left you a long time ago so this is your life Seiken. Enjoy him he aint going anywhere anytome soon

  46. Anonymous said

    July 15, 2013 @ 12:14 pm

    I think the crif shirt was meant as a joke. But i’m sure BS knows the real truth behind it. Once again, just jealous he wasn’t asked to dine with the Goldstein boys. Didn’t Shredder and BS eat together at Pinada’s? He should be glad he got that.

  47. Super Troll said

    July 15, 2013 @ 12:18 pm

    Who still talks to Beautiful Brian? With no new blood in the sport right now, my guess is he has no one to DM and creep on right now.

  48. Anonymous said

    July 15, 2013 @ 1:10 pm

    As he said, 11:33, as Seiken said as Seiken fan, he isn’t going anywhere but here and will continue. He always thinks he knows who is writing. It is about the only thing funny about him.

  49. anonymous said

    July 15, 2013 @ 1:13 pm

    I would like to contribute to the Seiken fund

  50. anonymous said

    July 15, 2013 @ 1:21 pm

    I think its the other way around 1214 Seiken is the celebrity . Shredder should be honored to be in his presence

  51. anonymous said

    July 15, 2013 @ 1:23 pm

    Like you Super troll Who talks to you ? Creeps like you dont have the balls to post their real name now do they? But than again that name fits you mighty well

  52. anonymous said

    July 15, 2013 @ 1:26 pm

    This site is about as interesting as BB.com . You get more of Seiken on here than on his own site. How about calling it Seikenfeats? Isnt there anything else to talk about ?

  53. Super Troll said

    July 15, 2013 @ 2:02 pm

    Wow, someone gets irony, I’m here just to troll you and your stinky bandana.

  54. Anonymous said

    July 15, 2013 @ 2:38 pm

    The more the guy gets mentioned the worse it is for everyone so it is time to move on.

  55. Anonymous said

    July 15, 2013 @ 3:38 pm

    Eventually the comments will get put into an off-topic, I suggest that that eventually should be now. If you are not writing about L.A. Beast, stop commenting. L.A. Beast set Mr. not able to control himself off into hatred and in need of anger management land but then everyone does. OJ……..off topic, get the hook, get BS off this thread. And one suggestion OJ. You are a stat man and a clever wizard on the computer. How about identification of the names Seiken, BB, BS, and all of his fake names. Everytime those names come up in threads, keep track, when they reach a certain number, put those into off comments. It will be BShits and eatfeats, side by side, but at least some of us will not have to separate turds and whey.

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