Matt Stonie wins Meadowlands pork rolls
NJ.com has a gallery Brian Seiken has a contest video
update Jun 21 Official results have been posted 12+ hours after the competition end (Part 1 | Part 2)
Fink Beats the Stomach has the top 5 for the pork roll eating contest in East Rutherford, NJ
1) Matt Stonie 7.75 pounds in 10 minutes
2) Miki Sudo 5.5
3) Yasir Salem 4.5
4) Juliet Lee 4
5) Eric “Badlands” Booker 3.5
6T) Crazy Legs Conti 2.5
6T) Dave Wood 2.5
8) Wild Bill Myers 2
9) Dan Mangiapane 1.5
10T) Larelle Marie Mele 1
10T) Brian “Brian Taylor” Seiken
Tim Janus opted to work at his pizzeria after being announced as an entrant.
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Anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 7:08 am
I believe the rest of the results were as follows:
6T. Crazy Legs and Dave Wood (2.5 Plates)
8. Wild Bill (2 plates)
9. Dan Mangiapane (1.5 plates)
10T. Brian Seiken and Larell Marie (1 plate)
stupid wig wearing midget said
June 21, 2015 @ 9:15 am
Seiken quit after one plate because his stomach was killing him, If you noticed in the video he stopped eating around the 3 minute mark and the sad part is he had a full tank of gas of him with an appetite to boot . Not saying he would have beaten half the field but 2 or 3 plates at least . Yeah yeah blah blah another Seiken excuse cold dogs wasnt feeling well. Well asswipe Shitstein you need to know what its like to feel like shit just before a competition instead of sitting on your fat horseface ugly cowardly ass behind a computer firing off stupid remarks like lumpkin wukin etc that are not only not funny but stupid
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 9:19 am
Goldstein is a senile old man prob drunk half the time he posts these comments. Did anyone remember that beauty he was making out with at Nathans after party? My lord resembled my aunt ethel . Then he tells his so called trustwortthy cousin ” Shes been taking good care of me for quite some time ” Yet he tells Seiken he just met her . Unbelievable
Anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 10:36 am
Assumption is the mother of all f#@k ups. Don’t be so sure Mr. Wackin it is Allen leaving all those kin comments it is not him. You have managed to make a shit load of enemies in competitive eating.
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 11:10 am
No not all but the majority comments comes from shortkin. If my some some remote chance that less than 00000.5 percent it might be someone else like OJ is innocent , then you are one fucked up no life piece of shit My money is still on Goldshit
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 11:13 am
BTW like Allen, Jackie Goldstein was out of the money in the first race at Meadowlands after taking the lead early
http://thebigm.com/results.aspx?racedt=6/20/2015
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 11:18 am
If its not one Goldstein its his worser half
horse player said
June 21, 2015 @ 11:25 am
Jackie Goldstein will win next time out with better position i am putting $1000 on it
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 11:26 am
I wonder who rode the horse? US Male ? LMAO
Anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 11:38 am
Seiken’s stomach was killing him, Waaahhhhh. He stopped after 1 plate, Waahhhhhhh, Sad thing is he had a full tank of gas and an appetite to boot, Waaaahhhhhh. More excuses, sounds like that fat stomach is trying to say get out of competitive eating before he really does damage to his internal organs and endure further embarrassment of last place finishes. 2002 was here and gone, he had his shot and he blew it. In other words, retire you aging hack.
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 11:43 am
1036 am nice attempt to take the heat off the guilty party like OJ son monumental speech “Dont worry we will make every attempt to find the real killers” 20yrs later have they found them yet? Cant pull wool over this boys eyes find some other fool to fuck with
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 11:48 am
The guy that finished 9th was more like dead last. Less than a plate Wild Bill asked him for his results when he told him and saw his plate Bill said “Not sure bout that check with Dave”
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 11:51 am
Bad judging loads of debris loads of cheating
Anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 11:53 am
Maybe his once again poor performance is because he’s still backed up and unable to take a dump. I think a bowl of his famous roach flake cereal should to the trick.
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 11:54 am
I hate when new eaters try to inflate their totals Bottom line ya suck
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 11:55 am
Did termite actually eat 2.5 plates like he ate more than a deuce at Nathans when it was really 13
Not Allen said
June 21, 2015 @ 12:04 pm
Seiken once again with the excuses, just quit forever! You suck! You never will amount to anything in competitive eating
Anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 12:49 pm
No douchebag, the “worser” half was spending the morning exercising and with his family. Two things you won’t be doing.
Anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 1:19 pm
Who is this new 1 lb last place sensation “Brian Taylor?” Maybe with a little practice he can improve, unless he already is an old hasbeen loser.
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 1:49 pm
Morning exercising lol .The fat slob with a 6X shirt running around the track. Go Borgata lose another tournament. According to hendon you haven’t cashed since 2009
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 1:53 pm
Get this through your thick skull anonymous loser. Regardless of how many times Seiken finished dead last he will continue competing competing and competing . Does it for two reasons and two reasons only. He enjoys it and the fact that it piss you the fuck off makes it even more worthwhile. A ha ha A ha ha A ha ha
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 1:56 pm
Imagine if either goldshit is bathing their fat guts in the sun they just cant resist pick up cheap cellphones and go on eatfeats just to check if someone is talking about them
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 2:12 pm
Right about now seiken is getting a tan in Brighton beach and after he gets that tan hes going on boardwalk shirtless and pick up hot spanish chicks the same way he did in 1983 when he lie on blanket in coney beach while chicks in bathing suits whistled at him. Unfortunately this the Goldsteins never encountered
I'm Telling! said
June 21, 2015 @ 2:16 pm
How ironic that on Fathers Day, CE’s adult children sink to an all new level of immaturity.
Anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 2:22 pm
What’s more enjoyable for 1poundkin, the embarrassment of placing dead last or getting blown off and ignored by all the other competitors who hate him? And there are many…..
Larellmarie said (Registered May 9, 2010)
June 21, 2015 @ 2:50 pm
Not sure how I got credited with 1 lb. This is an error. I finished 3 full sandwiches plus 3/4 of a 4th which counts as 1/2 sandwich. 3.5 sandwiches is 1.75lbs. OJ can this be recorded correctly?
Anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 3:16 pm
Yes OJ, please correct LarellMarie’s totals so she can receive her proper placement in this event thus leaving the real last place 1 lb finisher where he truly belongs, alone.
Anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 3:17 pm
No point talking to OJ. You need to plead your case to MLE. It’s their results. OJ is just reporting what MLE recorded.
Not US Male said
June 21, 2015 @ 3:20 pm
Lastplaceken attempted to socialize with every competitor but no one gave him the time of day, most eaters mistook him for a degenerate gambler who lost all his money at the track that day.
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 3:36 pm
Larell you must complain to the powers that be and that is MLE
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 3:39 pm
Seems that Allen Goldstein places a huge emphasis on “ignored” “friends” “being accepted” something that has been tormenting him since childhood. I remember how he bellyached to his wife after Ed Jarvis invited him to a family gathering with loads of friends Something he is not used to/ ” Ahh it must be his wife friends and not his”
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 3:40 pm
Fathers day is one day out of the year Shortstein would rather not celebrate
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 3:51 pm
Once MLE posts results it is etched in stone and cannot be reversed Unfortunate in the case if someone gets screwed over
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 3:53 pm
As far as Shortstein and Tallstein are concerned its acceptable for anyone else to finish last or tie for last as long as it’s not Seiken
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 3:55 pm
Yeah yeah Seiken will still compete Yeah yeah yeah so what you gonna do about it? Complain to MLE? Either ignore you or laugh in your fuckin face Ha ha
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 4:05 pm
9th place finisher insisted he be credited with 3.5 sandwiches
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 4:07 pm
Janus opted to make pizza when he found out Stonie and Miki were late entries
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 6:03 pm
Wow i never knew all this time taller Goldshit wore a twopay
http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=44479
Son of Seiken said
June 21, 2015 @ 6:11 pm
Without even seeing Larell plates i believe she ate more than my dad He told me he was sick as a dog before the contest and anyone that finished less than my dad should be banned from the sport
Larellmarie said (Registered May 9, 2010)
June 21, 2015 @ 8:05 pm
I tried but unfortunately the incorrect amount was what was wrongly recorded & is going to stay. Disappointing but I know the truth….as do several other eaters 🙂
ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)
June 21, 2015 @ 8:18 pm
The results have been entered on the contest page with a comment about Larell Marie’s total
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 8:48 pm
The taller cuz could care less about his poker cash numbers on that site. They are as irrelevant to him as his ce numbers during this chapter of his life. Seiken couldn’t keep up with the us Male work out program If he tried
Larellmarie said (Registered May 9, 2010)
June 21, 2015 @ 8:57 pm
Thanks OJ. Only 1/2s counted. Appreciate the note!
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 9:20 pm
MLE operates that way in future make sure you jump on the scorer to make sure they get it right next time.
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 10:32 pm
Now all of a sudden someone is a health guru yet when Seiken tries to help people with coconut milk and healthy salad dressings you make fun of him. Tell your shorter cuz to keep eating those hot dogs and one day the doctor will give him the grim news about his colon Food for thought
Anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 11:00 pm
Poor Seiken looked so pathetic and lethargic during the entire contest. He appeared to be in desperate need of a paramedic and oxygen. Interesting style eating with 1 hand on his hip like some kind of pansy stance. And the look of agony and embarrassment on his face tells the whole story… It’s like he was saying, “Why do I keep doing this to my self, I know I’ll never improve as an eater, why can’t I let go of this silly fantasy,” Wild Bill was blowing him out of the water from the start.
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 11:08 pm
Thats right shorty but he still has enough energy to lay a beat down on you the likes you never seen . STFU and go jerk off to the granny blowjob VHS tapes you took off his hands
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 11:10 pm
Ha ha you pathetic loser he will continue competing and competing and competing till it drives you nuts Piece of pathetic shit ha ha ha ha
anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 11:12 pm
Hope you drop dead of Colon cancer stomach cancer or whichever comes first . Those 27 hollowed out hot dogs will take its toll on you before you hit 60 which is right around the corner ha ha ha ha ha
Anonymous said
June 21, 2015 @ 11:29 pm
Rumpelstiltskin is a liar that is all for today folks.
anonymous said
June 22, 2015 @ 12:02 am
Have you ever and i mean ever seen someone so short yet so obsessed with men one in particular
anonymous said
June 22, 2015 @ 12:04 am
the world is waiting for his new bride to be stephanie shortstein Ha ha
Anonymous said
June 22, 2015 @ 1:14 am
@4:07 Don’t be stupid. First of all, he backed out weeks ago, but someone at the track didn’t get the message. Second, even if you were right (which you’re not), that would mean Janus gave up at least $600 in prizes to work at his restaurant instead, which means he expected to make more than $600 in tips, in which case who could blame him?
Not Allen said
June 22, 2015 @ 6:50 am
Collectively each time seiken shows up to a contest everyone thinks this……….http://youtu.be/QUzvs6gdrbo
Anonymous said
June 22, 2015 @ 8:40 am
After watching that video I can honestly say that Seiken’s better days are far behind him, looking so tired and bloated. What do you expect eating indian buffets, 11 hotdogs, 1 lb of pork sandwiches and not being able to go to bathroom, all that poison swirling around those already rotting intestines and organs like a malfunctioning sewage treatment plant. Brian, listen to your body, or whatever is left of it and stop killing yourself.
NOT US MALE said
June 22, 2015 @ 10:10 am
no brian, keep doing contests, keep embarrassing yourself, keep reminding us you are the social misfit of MLE. its pure entertainment on my end to see you fail every single time you hit the table. You are like a homeless Joe Frazier who competed in Wing Bowl only for the fact that he was poor and hungry for a free meal.
Anonymous said
June 22, 2015 @ 10:33 am
The expression on Seiken’s face when the top 5 were getting their big checks was similar to that fat lonley kid at the playground watching all the cool kids getting ice cream while fatso gets nothing.
anonymous said
June 22, 2015 @ 11:20 am
Seiken was the last kid picked for kick ball. Nobody wanted him around then and nobody wants him around now. 50 something years to change the attitude and hygiene but it never happened. Ha-ha, homeless Joe Frazier. That is too funny.
Anonymous said
June 23, 2015 @ 10:30 am
Who ate the hot dogs Brian Seiken or Brian Taylor? This could be the problem. Does one personality eat better than the other? Somewhere from deep within must be the personality that can take ce to the next level