Kenny Hammontree: The new Krystal Square Off rules will be announced next week.

July 21, 2009 at 12:51 pm by ojrifkin · More posts about:Krystal Square Off | Permalink * Comments (19)

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  1. nic fry said

    July 21, 2009 @ 2:58 pm

    .. perhaps no dunking… wouldnt that be a b**ch

  2. KevinRoss said

    July 21, 2009 @ 3:17 pm

    I’m hoping we’ll be blindfolded and have them hand fed to us by angry midgets.

  3. nic fry said

    July 21, 2009 @ 3:57 pm

    what would be awesome kevin.. and the only dunking fluid will be schlitz

  4. Anonymous said

    July 21, 2009 @ 3:59 pm

    Or just stop the dunking. Then you’ll get a much truer indication of talent, versus seeing who can pull the most wool over the judges’ eyes.

    Otherwise, the way things are going, there won’t be an eater who gets credit for less than 70+ in another couple of years, of which half of them will be either in cups, on the ground, or worn —- more on than in.

  5. ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)

    July 21, 2009 @ 4:14 pm

    Maybe eaters who dunk will be required to dunk in the Tennessee River:

    http://twitpic.com/b4r2h

  6. Old Man said

    July 21, 2009 @ 4:27 pm

    age handicap! age handicap!

  7. nic fry said

    July 21, 2009 @ 4:40 pm

    i like it oj

  8. Anonymous said

    July 21, 2009 @ 4:56 pm

    I agree on two rules. One would be drinking water from a bottle. No way to hide the debris that way. The other rule, I agree with old man. Give eaters over 50 a 5 to 10 burger count head start. If not have one winner under 50 years old and another winner over 50. Those seniors could use all the help they can get.

  9. The_Hungman said

    July 21, 2009 @ 6:52 pm

    The Hangman will have no part of this ridiculous rule regarding a 5-10 burger handicap. AT this time, Hangman is in serious training and will be giving the young ones a run for the Championship belt. Watch out for a Koby vs Hangman matchup in Atlanta this year. Will be more exciting then the matchup vs Joey.

    Hungman out

  10. Old Man said

    July 21, 2009 @ 6:59 pm

    help the seniors! help the seniors! We want a pity party – better make it a twenty burger start

  11. Joey said

    July 21, 2009 @ 7:12 pm

    It would be fine if they went away with dunking. the burgers would taste great. If dunking does go away, the length of the contest should be increased to ten minutes (to keep numbers high and competitive). No matter what the new rules are, I hope to make it there.

  12. Anonymous said

    July 21, 2009 @ 8:06 pm

    Hey anonymous guess what..There are three eaters over 50,two of which can spot you 5 to 10 and still beat you by 10..Another whanabe…WHA WHA WHA

  13. Anonymous said

    July 22, 2009 @ 1:59 pm

    Get rid of the hot water in the cups. It melts the bread. Isn’t this supposed to be an eating contest?

  14. Knucklehead said

    July 22, 2009 @ 3:18 pm

    get rid of the buns….just think of the records that could be set

  15. Mel Tillis said

    July 22, 2009 @ 6:47 pm

    If Hangman shows up at a qualifier i dont want to hear anyone mocking his speech impediment. There were snide remarks that appeared on this site, which mentioned his stuttering problem. Mrs Hangman picked up on it and was not very pleased .

  16. Son of Ttttillis said

    July 22, 2009 @ 7:53 pm

    I think you are a fffffoney and a fffraud . The real Mel Tillis posting would have stuttered

  17. Anonymous said

    July 22, 2009 @ 9:20 pm

    Krystals serves sliders. Not slider soup. watch last year contests with Juliet Lee. Slider soup pouring from her fingers. Melt the buns in water and then squueze the mushy bread mixture through your fingers while eating the meat. Keep allowing slider soup and numbers will be near 100. Make eaters consume buns and meat instead of just meat and numbers will be around 50 max. Also Krystals will save money and not have to cook so many at each contest.

    As one who watches from the fans view, this is my idea.

  18. Anonymous said

    July 22, 2009 @ 9:21 pm

    Hangman stutters. Who’d have thought?

    Mel Tillis said
    July 22, 2009 @ 6:47 pm

    If Hangman shows up at a qualifier i dont want to hear anyone mocking his speech impediment. There were snide remarks that appeared on this site, which mentioned his stuttering problem. Mrs Hangman picked up on it and was not very pleased .

  19. Anonymous said

    August 3, 2009 @ 6:51 am

    I made the suggestions and they listened. NO MORE SLIDER SOUP.

    Anonymous said
    July 22, 2009 @ 9:20 pm

    Krystals serves sliders. Not slider soup. watch last year contests with Juliet Lee. Slider soup pouring from her fingers. Melt the buns in water and then squueze the mushy bread mixture through your fingers while eating the meat. Keep allowing slider soup and numbers will be near 100. Make eaters consume buns and meat instead of just meat and numbers will be around 50 max. Also Krystals will save money and not have to cook so many at each contest.

    As one who watches from the fans view, this is my idea.

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