Sonya to limit contests allowing dunking
Sonya Thomas has updated her “A Peek Inside the Web” column which announces she will cut back on competing in contests allowing dunking like Nathan’s and the Krystal Square Off:
Does this mean that I will never compete in another contest where dunking is allowed? No, as everything has an exception once in awhile. But it does mean that I will participate in far fewer events where dunking is permitted. I can only praise those few in the world who have mastered that technique and put up astronomical numbers (i.e. 60+ Nathan’s Hot Dogs and Buns, 95+ Krystal Burgers, etc.)
My fans need not worry, however. The vast majority of foods are still wide open for me in competition — lobster, shrimp, clams, oysters, pasta, beans, soup, turkey, ham, ribs, meatballs, peppers, chicken wings, sushi, and rice, along with various fruits, vegetables, many sweets, and sometimes pizza. (I could go on.)
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KevinRoss said
December 2, 2007 @ 2:05 am
Soylent Green doesn’t require dunking. When are they going to have a soylent green contest? I want to see how much people I can eat in 10 minutes, stopping every so often to scream at the crowd that what we’re eating is indeed people.
Anonymous said
December 2, 2007 @ 4:39 am
I bet shed do dunkin donuts f she got an appearance fee.
Luther
SPBBBMB said
December 2, 2007 @ 7:36 am
Kevin, I have “chicken legs” so I’m staying away from you – you’re scaring me
Mega Munch said
December 2, 2007 @ 9:39 am
Mmmm…people.
anonymous said
December 2, 2007 @ 9:53 am
Sounds like picnic style rules to me
Anonymous said
December 2, 2007 @ 12:53 pm
Gay!
She’s trying to throw her weight around.
Anonymous said
December 2, 2007 @ 12:57 pm
She will still lose even though she is a very good eater.
Her problem isn’t dunking. It’s that the others are better than her now even when they don’t dunk.