Vimeo has a promo video for Suzilla The Mouth That Roars consisting of clips from the debut episode that will be televised on the Planet Green channel on December 20. update Dec 14 The video has been moved to a new location. update Dec 16 The video is now also available on youtube.

December 12, 2011 at 11:50 pm by ojrifkin · More posts about:Suzilla, Videos | Permalink * Comments (45)

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  1. anonymous said

    December 13, 2011 @ 9:33 am

    Cant even pull in that station planet green on normal cable . Suzilla the mouth was far out of the money in gyro , Why should we pay attention to her now

  2. Anonymous said

    December 13, 2011 @ 10:33 am

    I can get Planet Green, and it’s one of my favorite channels, actually. But I’m not interested enough to watch that particular program.

    I’m going to say this with no ill intentions toward Ms French, but to do so, at least for me, would be like watching scab players during an NFL strike.

    It would be like resorting to watching Dale Boone after getting used to Joey, Pete, Koby, GJoe, Pat B., Sonya, Juliet, Tim, Badlands, Bob, Erik the Red, Stonie … Damn … this could go on for a dozen more names. … Anyway, you get the point.

    RLE

  3. Cha Ching said

    December 13, 2011 @ 10:45 am

    One more woman looking to cash in on the story line created around pioneers like Sonya and Carlene years ago about women who can eat a lot against men. Unfortunately, Suzilla is missing a major part of that story line in the fact she can’t eat a lot and they’re trying to hoping their viewers will be idiots and buy into this faker. An eighth place finish the only time when she competed against anyone with any talent?. I can’t wait until Suzilla gets any media questions about Sonya and Juliet and why she never ate against the top women in the world and still claims she’s a top woman in the world. Also, if Juliet or Sonya ever get any media questions regarding this fake I hope they put her in her place. But we all know Sonya and Juliet are to sweet to say anything. A simple “Suzilla? I never heard of her,” from one of those two would be funny and kind of put a hole in her whole top eater fantasy. 10:30 p.m. time slot on a minor cable channel? Planet Green? Environmentalists, save the planet types, haven’t exactIy been competitive eating’s leading demographic. I give this show two to three weeks and the show will be off the air. You can’t fool the public all of the time and this one of those times.

  4. anonymous said

    December 13, 2011 @ 12:04 pm

    Why Seiken wasnt chosen to compete against her on this show is beyond me

  5. anonymous said

    December 13, 2011 @ 12:32 pm

    This site breeds nothing but hate. A cancer worse than death

  6. Badlands Booker said (Registered October 9, 2008)

    December 13, 2011 @ 12:38 pm

    A virtual unknown claiming to be 4th in the world gets a show? smh!

  7. Cha Ching said

    December 13, 2011 @ 12:54 pm

    Book, it won’t last. Every year some pretty girl thinks they can do what Sonya does, only to end up failing big time. Two schools of thought here, one being they don’t really believe Sonya can eat that much and it must be a scam that I can do too, or two, people will think I can eat a lot if I make outrageous claims of eating ability without really eating anything. The sad part is, almost as an admission of guilt, these girls go out of their way not to give any props to Sonya because they know a comparison only raises that the fact that there is no comparison eating wise. These producers will regret Suzilla’s false claims of being fourth in the world, etc. They should of went with Adam Richman’s tact of making it a point that he wasn’t a competitive eater like the MLEers, just a guy who liked eating challenges. Give it a year and this girl will be competitively eating in India for rupees. Think of it this way Badlands, how many people in your career have gotten in your face claiming they can rap, and when you hand them the mic they get booed off the stage and laughed at. In the long run, talent can never be replaced with wannabes and fakers?

  8. WhyOhWhy said

    December 13, 2011 @ 12:56 pm

    Why do people (maybe just one or two) have to mention Seiken in pretty much every thread?

  9. Why? said

    December 13, 2011 @ 1:07 pm

    Why because they are obsessed with him or just cant live without him

  10. It's simple said

    December 13, 2011 @ 1:46 pm

    Because most people on this site know that he’s got the maturity of a five-year old. “Mommy, Suzie called me a name!” It’s the easiest game on earth – if he thinks Suzie called him a name, it’s completely automatic that he’ll get on here demonstrating that he never got past grade school intellectually. So, some people just get bored on a slow day and pull the “Lucy and the football” trick and watch Charlie Brown fall for it over and over. It’s sad, but can be kind of amusing. He never wises up, so the gag never really gets old.

  11. anonymous said

    December 13, 2011 @ 2:05 pm

    It’s simple i think its a no brainer no matter who they are or what age level they are, people will chime back and defend themselves. Its human nature so get with the program What does 5yr old maturity have to do with it? The perpetrator is no better than the respondent and you are the perpetrator

  12. anonymous said

    December 13, 2011 @ 2:06 pm

    So what you are saying It’s simple is that all this time you are just trying to get a rise out of the guy when you say he never wises up. . Is that it?

  13. I rest my case... said

    December 13, 2011 @ 2:14 pm

    See? It’s really just that easy. Pathetic, but really easy. LOL!

  14. beautifulbrian said

    December 13, 2011 @ 2:19 pm

    Its simple you left two other comments on the compeaters.com thread. I know its you . Its so clever how you try to get youre point across time in and time out with the “maturity” angle. Its the only angle you can use if you can get a bunch of morons like yourself to believe you. Its all about the “age and maturity level” “The psychological level” ” he just doesnt seem to get it” “self destructive” You just cant seem to let it go. Everytime i respond or my name is mentioned you just cant help but respond back. What does that make you? Listen to how you sound . If im such an immature child what are you? What do you hope to gain from all this? Nothing because everyone laughs at the seriousness of your stupidity. Just ask around at the next MLE event . See what kind of response come from it. Oh and no they werent just trying to “humor” me

  15. anonymous said

    December 13, 2011 @ 2:25 pm

    i find it so comical and amusing when someone comes on with “Seiken should be nominated for the hall of fame for all the good he’s done for the sport” Almost immediately after, the redundant red in the face Seiken hater tries to convince everyone to believe just the opposite.

  16. foodisgood said

    December 13, 2011 @ 2:27 pm

    I don’t understand how people don’t get why this girl is hosting the show. Yea, there are other women who can eat more than her, but I’m sure this chick can at least eat a DECENT amount of food, plus, ITS TV. If you’re not at least mildly attractive and don’t have any ability to be in front of a camera, they’re not going to give a shit about what you can do. This chick is blonde, somewhat attractive, and I would assume can handle herself in front of the camera.

    That being said, I 100% agree that it’s bullshit for her to claim she’s the 4th ranked competitive eater in the world if that isn’t true. If she loses even one challenge her credibility will be lost (if you really are the 4th ranked eater in the world, I don’t think there are many challenges you should lose). Not only that, but this show isn’t even attempting to be any different than Man v. Food, except it’s a female host, and they’re lying about her. Add the fact that it’s on Planet Green (nothing against the channel, but lots of people don’t have it), and I doubt this show will go anywhere.

  17. anonymous said

    December 13, 2011 @ 2:27 pm

    Its simple you say most people on this site believe he has the maturity level of a 5yr old but what is the maturity level of most people that visit this site? Not much older

  18. Larell Marie Mele said

    December 13, 2011 @ 2:59 pm

    Lol, what I find amusing is her claim to be 4th ranked in the world, not 4th ranked woman but 4th ranked, period! Now that’s rich! 🙂

  19. Anonymous said

    December 13, 2011 @ 3:22 pm

    She’s #4 in WLOCE.

  20. Watch close said

    December 13, 2011 @ 3:27 pm

    Larell Marie Mele Nyc does not control the world. As you may be lead to bel. Infact noone knows MLE outside NYC.

  21. get over it said

    December 13, 2011 @ 3:28 pm

    WLOCE Has more money than all 3 of the said klan of West 25th ST.

  22. Cha Ching said

    December 13, 2011 @ 3:32 pm

    LMM — Yeah, fourth in the world — pretty funny stuff. A sick dude once said, “The bigger the lie the more people will believe it.” Watch, they’ll use speeded up videos of Suzilla eating because she can’t eat anything of consequence like you, Sonya or Juliet in under 10 minutes so they will have no other option in a half hour or hour show. And, don’t be surprised if a bit of her food hits the floor as they were “moving cameras” around. And, if a “scheduling conflict” arises when it comes time to eat against real eaters like you, Sonya and Juliet at a Nathans qualifier. Hey why not, the show’s based on lie, why stop there. Fake eater, fake challenges, fake contests. But I still have faith the public and definately the media will see through it. That’s why she’s not doing much media interviews except in house media, press and video releases. I mean you don’t see any credible media giving this girl any play. That’s a big problem when you’re launching a new show. Hmm, I wonder why? Maybe it’s because Suzilla has no credibility? Ya think?

  23. Naader Reda said

    December 13, 2011 @ 3:33 pm

    Aren’t these “#4 in the world” claims coming from WLOCE? This show is being promoted on the WLOCE website. The truth is that the general public knows little about (sanctioned) competitive eating or its various representative organizations. The eating world lives in its own bubble. The general public will take the show at face value because they don’t have other information.

  24. Cha Ching said

    December 13, 2011 @ 3:54 pm

    Watch Close — Hey dumbass so no one knows MLE outside of the NYC? Turn that modem on your Coleco Computer to a new thing called Google. Sonya “The Black Widow” Thomas has been around the world from ESPN, CNN, Fox, to every network show out there, from Jay Leno to GMA to Jimmie Kimmel, etc. Do you think they don’t know who Sonya is and what organzation she is affiliated and how they are going to blackball that poor French girl’s show ceasely. No one likes to be lied to. Oh, and Get Over It, I mean Dale Boone, you really need to stick with playing the banjo with on your front porch with that challenged kid that lives down the creek. Look Dale, Maw’s doin the squaw dance! In a way I feel feel sorry for Susan French Mouth that Roars for naively getting sold a bill of goods from the Dale Mouth of the South. She’s going to regret that move when her credibility gets shot nationally for the rest of her life for having anything to do with Dale Boone and this fake eating show idea.

  25. anonymous said

    December 13, 2011 @ 3:57 pm

    Sonya ,yeah you are right it is pretty funny stuff considering the only 4th ranked eater is you. Why does everyone take anything Boone says or does to heart?. Just causehe ranks someone 4th in the world means nothing . ignore him

  26. Anonymous said

    December 13, 2011 @ 3:57 pm

    Anyone who is familiar with Nathans July 4 will either think she is new on the scene or question whether she was there and how she did.

  27. Anonymous said

    December 13, 2011 @ 4:00 pm

    What is funny is that if Sonya was in WLOCE she too would be ranked behind D. Boone.

  28. Cha Ching said

    December 13, 2011 @ 4:07 pm

    Naader, Fourth in the world is how she portrays herself in the video. Look at it. No caveats, just that she is the four best eater in the world. Better than some hard working people that have earned it like Sonya, Juliet, Erik, Badlands, LMM, Stephanie, YOU, Furious Pete, Conte, Seiken, Stonie, Squibb, Menchetti, etc. Not good. And, you should be upset, not only for your own reputation, but for the credibility of competitive eating as viewed by the general public. CE can go the way of fake wrestling matches or continue to be a credible entertainment/sports venue on the occasional ESPN. French would prefer to make it a farce, why not she’s just some tv chick trying to make money off the sweat of real competitive eaters.

  29. Anonymous said

    December 13, 2011 @ 4:55 pm

    In the first segment she says I bet I can eat more than you. I hope she gets on a radio or TV talk show where people can call in to talk live:

    Call in station: “Hello miss, what question do you have for Suzanne?”
    Caller: “Well, she says she bets she can eat more than anyone watching. As a viewer I’ll take that bet.”
    Station: “Sure ma’am, and what’s your name?”
    Caller: “Sonya Thomas”
    Station: “I’m sorry, but we seem to have lost the connection.”

    Doesn’t Sonya have a good relationship with some of the radio DJ’s in Virginia and DC? Somebody like Elliot in the Morning might be dying to initiate something like that as controversial and bold as he is.

  30. Naader Reda said

    December 13, 2011 @ 5:24 pm

    Cha Ching, I agree with you 100%. The problem is: how can we make our voices heard outside of this forum and be taken seriously? A lot of people would chalk our gripes up to jealousy, no matter what the facts are. She got a show and we didn’t.

    And yes, if she can’t live up to her own hype, it does CE as a whole tremendous damage. I’m more concerned about it than I let on because without a serious media presence we’re just screaming in the wind. MLE could produce its own show but they were a bit late on the draw. This show is what the public will see.

  31. DaxtheGinger said (Registered April 23, 2011)

    December 13, 2011 @ 5:57 pm

    Doods, she is way higher than #4 on “Hot Messes that Eat fast” list

  32. anonymous said

    December 13, 2011 @ 6:23 pm

    This thread was supposed to be about seiken until.someone hijacked it

  33. Matt "Mega Toad" Stonie said (Registered June 22, 2010)

    December 13, 2011 @ 6:38 pm

    My question is what’s she gonna do with all that food unless she can really eat? lol…
    I watched that shit show Meat & Potatos once, and after the horrid videography that made it obvious they were pullin the wool over peoples eyes, i never watched it again. I have a feeling this will be the same…

    Either way, I look at it as a good thing. It broadcasts a (hopefully) public acceptance of “over-consumption,” which i think is the main roadblock for CE to start being accepted. People see things on TV, then they wanna do it or assume it’s the way things are. People who latch on will eventually run into names like Chestnut, Kobi, Pat, MLE, and realize idiots like Ms. French here can’t nearly back up claims like #4 in the world. It’s called Karma people, you skirt your way around shit to become know, you’ll have your ass handed to you eventually. Thats why i think Adam Richman is smart to stay away from accepting challenges from individuals and does make the claim that “i’m no competitive eating, just and average guy”.

    I just hope questions about Sonya start flying her way soon. Crash and Burn.
    BTW, i dont think she’s attractive…

  34. Larell Marie Mele said

    December 13, 2011 @ 8:43 pm

    Cha Ching – thanks for the props! 🙂

  35. WWSD said

    December 13, 2011 @ 10:00 pm

    What would Seiken do?

  36. Anonymous said

    December 13, 2011 @ 11:29 pm

    Complain.

  37. some thing Fishy said

    December 13, 2011 @ 11:34 pm

    See how the writing is the same in every post. Dam Can’t sekien the HNJ get a job

  38. Cha Ching said

    December 14, 2011 @ 11:23 am

    Maybe the producers and the people who are paying for the show are starting to notice EATFEATS and Dale and his girl has sold them a pack of lies. WAY TO GO GUYS!

    THIS JUST POSTED:

    “Sorry, “Suzilla The Mouth That Roars” was deleted at 10:28:50 Tue Dec 13, 2011. We have no more information about it on our mainframe or elsewhere.”

  39. beautifulbrian said

    December 14, 2011 @ 11:25 am

    Something fishy my point exactly, If you want to spend youre entire fuckin life deciphering each letter from every word posted by Beautiful Brian, hoping there is a match, then you have no life at all. No friends no social life no chick. Not even competitive eating. Just Seiken. To the posters out there please do not include my name in a serious or sarcastic sense when mentioning my name with other legends of the sport. It only gives assholes like something fishy a chance to negate my presense when mentioned in the same breath with other well received comp eaters of the past

  40. ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)

    December 14, 2011 @ 12:07 pm

    The video has been moved to a new location

    http://vimeo.com/33637033

  41. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    December 14, 2011 @ 12:26 pm

    I noticed this yesterday afternoon: “Sorry, comments have been disabled by the owner of this video.”

  42. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    December 14, 2011 @ 12:38 pm

    455, that is probably not too much of a stretch of the imagination. That would really put a damper on things, not just concerning Sonya, but concerning Juliet and S. Torres too.

  43. Anonymous said

    December 14, 2011 @ 8:17 pm

    And, if she is saying she can eat more than “you”, why did she come in at 8th place at the Niko Niko Gyro contest? Surely she should have placed in 3rd or so.

  44. Fact said

    December 15, 2011 @ 1:01 am

    Every generation or so a man comes along in one field or another and boldly forges a path for those that follow. That field is competitive eating and that man is Beautiful Brian Seiken.

  45. Chance said

    December 15, 2011 @ 1:04 am

    Let’s give this girl a chance!

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