The Onion has an article about Nike's new line of competitive eating apparel described as “specially designed to boost performance by absorbing barbecue sauce, blue cheese, ranch, and all manner of drippings to completely eliminate condiment-related discomfort during competitive eating events”

July 20, 2017 at 11:12 am by ojrifkin · More posts about:Humor, Merchandise | Permalink * Comments (3)

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  1. Anonymous said

    July 20, 2017 @ 2:27 pm

    Dale Boone approved?

  2. anonymous said

    July 20, 2017 @ 2:59 pm

    “..the company is also developing a line of extra-thick elbow pads for eaters to use while supporting their heaving, bloated bodies against the table.”

  3. Anonymous said

    July 21, 2017 @ 2:28 pm

    LOL

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