The roster for the September 26 pork roll eating contest in Trenton, NJ has been posted and includes Joey Chestnut, Juliet Lee, Geoffrey Esper, Badlands Booker, Yasir Salem, Crazy Legs Conti, Gideon Oji, Micah Collins and Bill Myers. update Sep 22App.com has an interview with Joey Chestnut about competing in the contest. update Sep 23 Jeff Edelstein has a column about competing in the contest

September 20, 2015 at 8:21 am by ojrifkin · More posts about:Contest Previews, Trenton | Permalink * Comments (32)

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  1. anonymous said

    September 20, 2015 @ 8:32 am

    that slab of processed shit loaded with tons of salt is enough to give you diabetes and stroke and trust me it will happen

  2. anonymous said

    September 20, 2015 @ 10:19 am

    Good thing that horse teeth wrinkled old man by the name of shortstein wont be there competing so we can rest assure that there will be no mouth and ass odors to disrupt the event

  3. Anonymous said

    September 20, 2015 @ 11:16 am

    What about Tubkin for last place and to be snubbed and ignored by every eater on the roster.

  4. anonymous said

    September 20, 2015 @ 11:31 am

    In all years of mle competition, have you ever once seen the sheas eat the crap they serve at table? Geez wonder why?

  5. Anonymous said

    September 20, 2015 @ 1:48 pm

    Slobkin’s daily diet is processed and loaded with salt which is responsible for his large pot belly, bloated face and bulging hanging eyelid fat.

  6. Anonymess said

    September 20, 2015 @ 4:01 pm

    1 Chestnut
    2 Salem
    3 Esper
    4 Oji
    5-10 doesn’t matter

  7. Anonymous said

    September 20, 2015 @ 4:16 pm

    It’s a new age for competitive eating, no room for aging pickle turds from yesteryear with 1lb capacity.

  8. Waitlistkin said

    September 20, 2015 @ 6:25 pm

    I guess they had no pity spots left. The last pork roll contest was fine when they gave him a table-ender entry. Oh right – he was sick before he started. Now it’s terrible food. Got it.

  9. anonymous said

    September 20, 2015 @ 8:15 pm

    Allen midget Shortstein intestines are polluted with pig intestines which explains the aging jaw jowls flabby arms and rotted horse teeth . Seiken is in tip top shape and can prob go 15rds in a boxing ring holding the midget hairpiece with one hand while slugging him with right hands with the other

  10. anonymous said

    September 20, 2015 @ 8:16 pm

    There is no salt in Seiken diet He doesn’t eat meat doesnt drink diet soda nor sweets Just the opposite of the midgets fat laden diet

  11. anonymous said

    September 20, 2015 @ 8:18 pm

    Oh and by the way Tubkin never registered for the contest to begin with ya dumb weave wearing dwarf

  12. Anonymous said

    September 20, 2015 @ 9:21 pm

    Next time Tubkin decides to embarrass himself at an MLE contest, someone ask him to kindly remove his hat / doo rag and you will see who really wears the cheap wig.

  13. Anonymous said

    September 20, 2015 @ 10:30 pm

    I would bet all the money in the world that Seiken couldn’t go 15 rounds with anybody, let alone 6-8 rounds. That fatass has no idea of the endurance and training needed to survive in the ring.

  14. anonymous said

    September 21, 2015 @ 12:23 am

    At least you give him 6-8 rds which is kind of you

  15. anonymous said

    September 21, 2015 @ 12:31 am

    I would bet all the money in the world that you have no idea what the fuck your talking about. You seem to make observations and assumptions about someone when you have no idea who they know and who they trained with before they got into this stupid so called sport of competitive eating. I bet he flatten your fuckin ass and wipe that stupid smile off your face faster than you can say david or allen shitstein. No doubt you will get in your licks but i can guarantee it will be fight to the finish / Now go ahead and make your false Gavonne analogy when you know damn well what really happened

  16. anonymous said

    September 21, 2015 @ 12:32 am

    What kind of endurance do you have Mr Marathon man? If that is you who left the comment

  17. anonymous said

    September 21, 2015 @ 12:40 am

    Goldstein your nothing but an anonymous whimp who doesnt have the balls to post your real name . Instead of being a man and taking someone on toe to toe you cried like a little bitch to the Sheas because you were afraid Rios would beat you up and you wouldnt be able to play the drums anymore This site is the only place you can show your face hide behind the PC and think your some sort of comedian with your tubkin blobkin remarks which are not even the least bit amusing. Actually the video you and your dopey looking cousin put together was far more entertaining than your childish comments that have no meaning to them whatsoever. Seiken wouldnt waste his time in the ring with you. Continue with your childish comments about someone you seem to be totally obsessed with. Nothing else in your life seems to matter

  18. Anonymous said

    September 21, 2015 @ 10:15 am

    I like how Tubkin went toe to toe with the great Gavonne. The big tough chump skipped over to the nearest cop and begged for protection. Check out the vid. One punch to that pickle nose and it’s all over.

  19. anonymous said

    September 21, 2015 @ 11:04 am

    Rios Rios Rios scaredy cat run to the sheas or run to mommy which came first?

  20. anonymous said

    September 21, 2015 @ 11:05 am

    Yeah Seiken ran to the cops cause he scared of Gavonne Tell us another one LOL LOL LOL

  21. anonymous said

    September 21, 2015 @ 11:07 am

    I bet the ranch that if Rios slammed horseteeth midget right in the mouth he wouldn’t even hit him back

  22. Anonymous said

    September 21, 2015 @ 11:26 am

    I am not either Goldstein but would bet anything Seiken couldn’t last 2 rounds with the big dopey one, let alone the short one. If big dopey is running marathons then it could be safe to assume his endurance his pretty good and if I heard correct in the past he used to practice martial arts and be a bouncer. Don’t pat yourself on the back so quick Brian.

  23. Anonymous said

    September 21, 2015 @ 12:17 pm

    This weirdo named Seiken or Tubkin or Blobkin or Table-enderkin sounds like a real trouble maker. Maybe this cool tough guy named Rios should get in the ring with him and paint a real beatin on his sorry, friendless ass.

  24. Anonymous said

    September 21, 2015 @ 1:44 pm

    All this banter boils down to 1 fact….. Seiken is a jealous loser who can’t eat for shit. Bottom line!

  25. anonymous said

    September 21, 2015 @ 3:06 pm

    The world, and this site, would be a better place if he rid himself of all competitive eating affiliation. Go away you nuisance.

  26. anonymous said

    September 21, 2015 @ 6:25 pm

    Martial arts and a bouncer . Ha ha ha . Not a Goldstein tell us another one

  27. anonymous said

    September 21, 2015 @ 6:28 pm

    Bottom line 1126 you won’t post real name which spells PUSSY which also spells scared. Yet all this big man talk over the years and nobody has dared to lay hand on anyone in the sport except for Conti and Boone

  28. anonymous said

    September 21, 2015 @ 7:35 pm

    The only documented physical confrontation occurred when Boone either put his hands on someone or he pushed someone to the point where they literally had no choice but to slug him. Boone shoved Janus at the stratosphere bar in Vegas but Conti came to Janus defense and slammed Boone over the head with barstool after Boone ripped Conti shirt. Mind you Conti was stone cold drunk when it happened. Dave Brunelli girlfriend slammed Boone in the mouth after a burger contest because Boone was taunting Brunelli.Boone did press charges and she ended up paying fine but according to her it was worth it

  29. anonymous said

    September 21, 2015 @ 10:03 pm

    Martial arts and a bouncer? How much was the night club in Voorhees NJ paying per hour ? $5.00 ? Im sure breaking up catfights between drunken bimbos require the services of a martial arts expert.

  30. anonymous said

    September 22, 2015 @ 10:09 am

    picture shortstein working the door of a club wearing a shirt that has a still image of him with a hotdog in his hand from that dopey video in the backyard with him and his cousin that reads ” trained in martial arts and a bouncer but i need my momny to train me” Hilarious hilarious ” The long line of people waiting to get in or ID’d would be laughing their ass off . 10 min mark “mommy come train me” “mommy come train me”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5edOM_vrtsY

  31. anonymous said

    September 22, 2015 @ 10:21 am

    Both of them resemble the odd couple or the sunshine boys. Taller one looks like Oscar Madison the shorter one Felix Unger. One can picture shorter Goldstein wearing an apron waiting to cook dinner for the taller one when he gets home from a hard day of cards while sniffing the taller ones ass and spraying lysol on it

  32. What? said

    September 23, 2015 @ 3:11 pm

    @10:21 Sunshine boys? Oscar Madison? Use current references we understand, not when you were our age. You’re too old to be here.

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