Will Millender's twitter reports he set a "Hulk" burger challenge record of 2:18 at Ottomanelli's. Paul "Porkslap" Arcaria also finished in under 5 minutes.

April 16, 2009 at 10:51 pm by ojrifkin · More posts about:Burger Eating Challenges, New York City | Permalink * Comments (25)

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  1. beautifulbrian said

    April 17, 2009 @ 1:56 am

    OJ whats the matter PUNK you have a problem mentioning that i held the previous record at 5:30 ??? I love the way you purposely ignored my post last week about the hulkburger record . By the way aice guys, my burger was burning hot or i could have easlily smoked your 2 min 18 second job. You can bet that next week i will do three hulkburgers in under 10 min and the following week i will break the 2:18 . As predicted in my editorial , Mark David sends a couple of his boys down to Ottamaneli’s to try to make me look bad. . OJ i have several people working on your identity as im typing. I wonder what it is going to feel like when you are EXPOSED! Nobody in the IFOCE cares about you or your google bullshit to obtain stories. Its obvious as to who comments on your site . Certainly the vast majority does not include MLE.

  2. Anonymous said

    April 17, 2009 @ 10:50 am

    Brian if you hate this website so bad than stop posting here!

  3. Craig said

    April 17, 2009 @ 11:06 am

    I <3 Beautiful Brian

  4. ? said

    April 17, 2009 @ 11:17 am

    it’s the only way anyone remember’s he exists. he has to post. Nobody visits his site anymore.

  5. Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)

    April 17, 2009 @ 12:52 pm

    Brian why must you be so hateful and cold? You’re classier than that. I still visit your Web site, because I like it for what it is.

  6. North Pole said (Registered April 28, 2008)

    April 17, 2009 @ 1:22 pm

    Oh Brian, you poor, poor man. Do you really think Arnie has to send people to do a challenge, just to make you look bad? Talk about sour grapes. My burger was too hot, booo hoooo. Talk trash on your own site.

  7. beautifulbrian said

    April 17, 2009 @ 2:49 pm

    I only post on this no life wordpress blog when someone brings something negative to my attention. Aside from that i have no interest in being part of the “mix” or responding to cheerleaders winning burger contests or any other crap this site has to offer. Erin’s link was posted the other day which was why i responded to the photos. North Pole ranked dead last in a group of pathetic jokes organized by some madman that has a hard on for IFOCE and George Shea. That is really something to be proud of you pathetic prick! Be grateful that someone in society actually gave you a ranking regardless of the fact that the dog that ranked you is is a outcast tosocietyAnyone can form an eating organization. I chose to refrain from that action out of loyalty to the IFOCE. And as for “I” you should be honored that i even respond back to you. Aside from OJ ‘s identity you are the only other asswipe who’s pitiful identity i would just love to expose. Without eatfeces.com you would have no reason to exist on this planet . At least i have the balls to post my real identity . What is yours besides towel boy in a whore house?

  8. joey b said

    April 17, 2009 @ 9:10 pm

    I love when bb gets fired up about nothing. I also think that plenty of IFOCE people check out OJ’s site. It is just that they are smart about what topics and how the choose to post on them.

  9. Paul Porkslap said (Registered June 16, 2008)

    April 17, 2009 @ 9:47 pm

    Ok. Im gonna throw this one out there. I don’t mind Brian calling me a low tier eater. I don’t mind him downgrading anything that I have done. I do CE for fun. Many do CE for, well, competitive natures. You know what I love about nature? Gambling. I will bet Brian $500 that he can’t do three Hulks, fries and sodas in 10 mins. $500. Im not kidding. Next week, you name the day. 8 o’clock monday -thursday. $500 bucks. You down?????????? I know I can’t do it. But can you? You said you could!

  10. Paul Porkslap said (Registered June 16, 2008)

    April 17, 2009 @ 9:55 pm

    P.S. Who’s Mark David?

  11. Your a Joke said

    April 17, 2009 @ 10:22 pm

    Brian you’re a joke. quit your whining. Your pathetic If you’re so good take porkslap up on his offer, and before you start mouthing off again I am an eater and believe me you I will crush you and i am from aice so if you won’t take up porkslap come eat against me since all of us aice people are so much below you

  12. Anonymous said

    April 17, 2009 @ 11:04 pm

    This will surely be a battle of the titans.

  13. Anonymous said

    April 17, 2009 @ 11:11 pm

    Seiken couldn’t finish a moon pie!

  14. Joel the Cannon said

    April 17, 2009 @ 11:13 pm

    Nice Job Will. Your actions speak louder than words. Good luck tomorrow in California. I know you will win the battle
    of the collegiate finals.

  15. Mj san said

    April 18, 2009 @ 3:23 am

    hey can anyone provide any info on how to get involved with either AICE or IFOCE? would be greatly appreciated thanks!

  16. anonymous said

    April 18, 2009 @ 10:35 am

    Paul Porkslap said (Registered June 16, 2008)

    April 17, 2009 @ 9:55 pm

    P.S. Who’s Mark David?

    Who’s Mark David??? Look it up dope. Instead of feeding your face all the time feed your brain and become a historian instead of a fat slob!

  17. beautifulbrian said

    April 18, 2009 @ 11:07 am

    I could wipe my ass with your $500. I’ve won and lost thousands in AC and Vegas . If you want proof ask Sonya Thomas, Shredder , Subich etc etc. They watched me play blackjack and smoke the dealer on numerous occasions after meatball contests in AC. I have placed bets that would make your fuckin head spin Do you honestly think im shellshocked with your pathetic proposal?? “Im puttin up $500 Brian you down?????” Wow you feel like a real bigshot now dont you? Man STFU ok ! Your bad breath bad hygiene, dick eating champ made the same offer to me several years ago which i laughed at. First off i dont do wagers with replacement eaters. Second off i wont risk my stature with the IFOCE just to satisfy your whim. Third off i will be at Ottamenneli’s either next week or the week after to complete 3 hulkburgers . 10 min might be over my head but i’ll give it my best. If you can do the same more power to you bro. I wish you the best but i have no intention of going head to head or being seen with any of you guys. I value my reputation. Just for the record i believe that wing contest was fixed just like Brad said it was. I found out from a reliable source that it was set up for him to lose after he smoked the field in the first round .

  18. Paul Porkslap said (Registered June 16, 2008)

    April 18, 2009 @ 1:10 pm

    I wish there was a way to write down the context of my words. Its not what you say, its how you say it. I ALWAYS want everything about CE to be fun. I go to the crap table to have fun and I hit a burger challange for fun. Brian I don’t mean anything agressive toward you in any manner. Just tryin to make shit interesting and creative. If we do meet again one day, handshake and a beer?

  19. beautifulbrian said

    April 18, 2009 @ 3:53 pm

    Agreed. I dont know you nor do i hold any personal grudges . You seem like a good guy . I thought it was a sneak attack on arnie’s behalf to make me look bad but i guess i let paranoia get the best of me. Handshake is accepted but i insist the beer is on me.

  20. Paul Porkslap said (Registered June 16, 2008)

    April 18, 2009 @ 5:03 pm

    Cool. Pabst is always prefered! No sneak attack or cruel intentions. I just wanna be Fat and Happy!!!

  21. Anonymous said

    April 18, 2009 @ 5:58 pm

    Me too. Oh Yeah.

  22. Gavonne said

    April 20, 2009 @ 3:58 pm

    Amen

  23. "Tiny" said (Registered March 5, 2008)

    April 20, 2009 @ 4:26 pm

    Wow you feel like a real bigshot now dont you? Man STFU ok ! Your bad breath bad hygiene, dick eating champ made the same offer to me several years ago which i laughed at. First off i dont do wagers with replacement eaters. Second off i wont risk my stature with the IFOCE just to satisfy your whim.

    What a nice guy.

    Hey Paul, I just bought a keg of the old PBR. Getting married this Saturday.

  24. Paul Porkslap said (Registered June 16, 2008)

    April 20, 2009 @ 5:03 pm

    Very cool Tiny! congrats! Ill be back in ohio soon. wanna hit the Dagwood or thurmas? And do a whole lotta Pabst!

  25. I said

    April 22, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    how come nobody said anything about brian doing this challenge and him being ifoce??? brian always is sure to point out when other eaters do challenges…

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