BeautifulBrian.com returns

January 2, 2009 at 10:17 pm by ojrifkin · More posts about:Websites

Brian Seiken has set up a website at the http://beautifulbrian.com/ URL. There is not as much content as the site had when it was hosted on hometown.aol.com, but additional material will be forthcoming.

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  1. That One said

    January 2, 2009 @ 10:26 pm

    Brian, that photo is freakin’ awesome!

  2. Badlands Booker said (Registered October 9, 2008)

    January 3, 2009 @ 6:11 am

    Nice!

  3. Stevie Adnor said (Registered October 31, 2008)

    January 3, 2009 @ 9:44 am

    See? Sometimes holiday wishes sometimes really DO come true.

    Unfortunately, there’s always that other tried-and-true admonition: Be very careful what you wish for.

    Regardless, best wishes Brian

  4. beautifulbrian said

    January 3, 2009 @ 10:19 am

    Thank you everyone for the kind words. With aol you get what you pay for and if you pay nothing you get nothing in return I have more freedom with this site as far as posting videos which was my goal as far back as 2005.Many complained they could not navigate. Hopefully this will be somewhat of an improvement. I dont make youtube a part of my business unless it’s a last minute emergency .The audio and video quality is not the greatest. Its like settling for chef boy ardee spag & meatballs in a can when you are too cheap to get it from carmines or any other good italian restaurant. . Thats just my opinion. Im sure others might disagree. The person that took the pic of me in the bathtub has the original digital photo which is much clearer and well defined but it appears to be taking her forever to send it to me .I dont see what the big deal is. The pic on my site is a just a scanned copy from her website.

  5. Anonymous said

    January 3, 2009 @ 11:40 am

    Whining already? You get what you pay for. Did you pay her? How much?

  6. Buffalo Jim said (Registered May 19, 2006)

    January 3, 2009 @ 2:12 pm

    Good to have you back Brian.

  7. lucky us said

    January 3, 2009 @ 2:50 pm

    I like how a couple of the videos started playing on their own for me. I didn’t have to push a button, me lazy me likey.

  8. Old Folks Ramble On said

    January 3, 2009 @ 4:16 pm

    Back in my day, we wrote letters, not these dad gum video whosywhats. When someone blogged, we gave em cough medicine, and sent em ta bed.

  9. beautifulbrian said

    January 3, 2009 @ 4:17 pm

    anony 11:40 am you ill informed idiot, it was a favor i did for her and not the other way around. She asked several ifoce members for an hour of their time to do a photo shoot . One more thing.. Expect alot more whining . Thats how i stay in biz.

  10. Anonymous said

    January 3, 2009 @ 5:36 pm

    Good to see you back again Brian.

  11. People love to hate said

    January 3, 2009 @ 6:58 pm

    Blah Blah Blah old folks ramble. Anymore negative remarks? You lucky the guy takes his time out to do any of this . Would anyone else ? Can you do better? No . So STFU

  12. Stevie Adnor said (Registered October 31, 2008)

    January 3, 2009 @ 8:44 pm

    Once again, allow me to display my obvious ignorance…

    What does “Expect alot more whining . Thats how i stay in biz” mean? As a true outsider, I’m trying – really, I am. I am to trying to understand the subtlety of this board. Clearly, I’m not a “know-everything-there-is-to-know” CE fan, but I would just like to “get” a little of what everyone else here seems to understand.

    What “biz” does this beautfulbrian run? Is someone actually paying him to write like a fifth grader, or is he some oracle that speaks a cryptic language that only true competitive eaters understand? Maybe both? I can’t honestly figure out what kind of business he’s talking about. Is that just a term he uses to describe what he does, sort of like his “music business”? I really don’t mean any disrespect, but I did get a chance to listen to some of his…uh…music over the holidays. I’m sure there’s an audience for that, somewhere. If you have to beg for someone to buy your product at a loss, and risk ASCAP and RIAA legal action, does that qualify as a legitimate business? Am I missing the point?

    If you’re clearly mediocre at something, such as CE, but you love the attention you receive from “alot more whining,” is THAT the business we’re talking about? I don’t need exact figures, just ballpark numbers. I’m pathetic at a bunch of things, but I would like to figure out how I can turn them into a “business”. I’d love to find out the secret. I’ve got some REALLY stupid ideas – can I make some money with them? Seriously, I’d really appreciate any help. Thanks.

    Happy New Year!

  13. beautifulbrian said

    January 3, 2009 @ 9:20 pm

    Adnor i swear if i had the power to ban your stupid ass from logging into my site i would surely do so. We all know that you are one of the alias fools that post on a frequent basis. Prob a friend of that fat loser with bad breath and body odor that does a poor job of imitating George Shea . You are one total asshole with a very naive sense of humor. You seem to be one of the select few that post on this site who feels as though my writing ability is comparable to a fifth grader . I guess in your mind if i was a great eater my penmanship would be overlooked. I will also assume that in your strange world Ed Jarvis and Don Lerman have superior writing skills over the poor ex pickle champ. Shall i post a sample of their incredible power of literacy? .My business is the business of fuckin with you head and nothing more you dumbass. . Do yourself a favor and drop it before you have a severe nervous breakdown trying to figure out my logic. . Did i make the mistake of sending you my CD under your real name ? You hit it right on the nose when you stated you are pathetic at a bunch of things. Check that . You are pathetic at everything . By the way make sure you submit this post through spellcheck to verify that i included tons of spelling errors. It appears that you failed to incorporate spellcheck in your post. It’s not ASCAP but ASPCA which is where you came from and where you belong.I wont respond back to you again so go knock yourself out with more negative bullshit . Get this fool! There is alot more whining and whining and whining and whining . If you dont like it find another website or another competiive eater to take your frustrations out on . You are nothing and you have accomplished nothing . Stick your sorry ass head in quicksand while eating shit at the same time. Asshole! Have a shitty day

  14. North Pole said (Registered April 28, 2008)

    January 3, 2009 @ 10:11 pm

    No need for them to spellcheck something that is spelled correctly. Anyone in the music business would know.
    ASCAP – The American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers
    RIAA – Recording Industry Association of America

    Carry on with the fifth grade, Jeff Foxworthy would be so proud of you.

  15. ? said

    January 4, 2009 @ 12:15 am

    Beautiful Brian’s back… let me check my Care-O’-Meter….

    Nope. Still nothing registering.

  16. Anonymous said

    January 4, 2009 @ 12:29 am

    One word…….WHY??????????????

  17. anonymous said

    January 4, 2009 @ 1:00 am

    The site isn’t even up 24 hours and you selfish hate laden pricks have to start slamming him for no reason. I would not blame him for dumping the site before it gets started. Brian go ahead and use your site as an assault weapon.They deserve everything thats comin to dem

  18. anonymous said

    January 4, 2009 @ 1:02 am

    Is that the same north pole that who is ranked dead last in the aice? Most of those losers post on this site anyhow

  19. Kevin "Krazy Kevin" Lipsitz said

    January 4, 2009 @ 1:20 am

    Nice to see you back again Brian, good luck with your new site, which is off to a nice start!

  20. anonymous said

    January 4, 2009 @ 1:49 am

    “I” will you ever have the balls to give your real name? Its real safe to take shots at someone while you hide behind an anonymous post.

  21. Old Folks Ramble On said

    January 4, 2009 @ 7:02 am

    I’m new to this dadgum .com talkin hijinks…I’m guessing that STFU means So Thanks For Understanding. You’re welcome, I do feel lucky! By the way, you people write too much….have some cocoa and calm down.

  22. mike landrich said (Registered July 4, 2007)

    January 4, 2009 @ 10:26 am

    Welcome back Brian.

    To the haters, don’t go to his site if you don’t like it; unless you get some sort of masochistic thrill from it.

  23. anonymous said

    January 4, 2009 @ 12:01 pm

    21 comments so far . i guess he must be doing something right

  24. Anonymous said

    January 4, 2009 @ 12:52 pm

    You need to clean your bathtub. That’s disgusting.

  25. Ray said

    January 4, 2009 @ 11:13 pm

    Very Happy to have you back Brian.

  26. Anonymous said

    January 4, 2009 @ 11:16 pm

    Erin Wigger is a professional photographer. Beautiful Brian was lucky to be chosen to be photographed. He complained about her before. Just another whine, me, me, me for BB. Lashing out at anyone who disagrees with him, really, how childish. Doing something right? He needs to be spanked.

  27. Old Folks Ramble On said

    January 4, 2009 @ 11:22 pm

    WE used to paddle the younguns. A good paddlin, that’s what he needs…yep

  28. beautifulbrian said

    January 5, 2009 @ 1:38 am

    Professional my ass I only confided in two individuals about Erin Wigger and gave it a brief mention on bits and pieces a long time ago. . Either you are one of the two or one of the no lifes that frequents bits and pieces every single day of your sorry ass life. Maybe you let her photo shoot you also. I’m lucky to be chosen? I put her off on two occasions because she was a pain in the ass and i did her a favor you assinine asswipe. She did it to further her career and not mine. I know for sure you are in the IFOCE or someone close to one of the members but i wont reveal your sad ass anonymous identity. She’s a real class act alright . Doesn’t return emails , buys a gallon of pickles to use as props for the shoot while doing me a big favor by leaving me one pickle for eating purposes. Bottom line she is a c**t with no class. If it was anyone else that complained about her it would be ok with you right? Not that i ever asked for one red cent for the photo shoot but its a real sin if i should ever ask to be compensated for anything correct? Is it ok if i draw a salary from my day job? Or is that a selfish act on my part. Its all about whine whine me me. Is there a problem with that ? Hmm Hmmm Hmmm . Like Landrich said, stay off my site or just ignore . Now is it ok if i hit the hay? You peeps are such losers.

  29. anonymous said

    January 5, 2009 @ 7:59 am

    Anony 11:16 pm and steve adnor you are dead wrong. The guy has never even sold a teashirt on his website or used his site for monetary gains. Matter of fact he has given away more free stuff than anyone in the sport. If he had any sense he would charge every one of you ungrateful bastards to log into his website. He asked for one stinkin picture in return for his time and you hatin on him? It’s alright for other eaters to sell cd’s and other paraphernalia on their website but if the name is BB trying to make a buck it’s against the law . So what if the dude cops an attitude if people won’t buy his cd. I would. Admit it you just don’t like the fuckin guy and that’s the bottom line.

  30. North Pole said (Registered April 28, 2008)

    January 5, 2009 @ 9:19 am

    Anony 1:02am – Why yes it is. And what is wrong with what I posted? I was pointing out that the previous post was correct in what they spelled. So maybe the crack about the fifth grade was a bit much, but BB should have thick enough skin to take it. He sure tries to dish it out enough. What ever he does with his site is up to him, I’m not going to lose any sleep over it…

  31. anonymous said

    January 5, 2009 @ 9:48 am

    North Pole you must be joking? I think he knows what ASCAP stands for . It was joke insinuating that adnor belongs in the ASPCA. Are you as dum as you look or are all of you aice guys alike?

  32. I said

    January 5, 2009 @ 10:32 am

    anonymous said
    January 4, 2009 @ 1:49 am

    “I” will you ever have the balls to give your real name? Its real safe to take shots at someone while you hide behind an anonymous post.

    its not clear to me why I was brought up on this thread but thanks for thinking of me…

  33. anonymous said

    January 5, 2009 @ 10:41 am

    ? said
    January 4, 2009 @ 12:15 am

    Beautiful Brian’s back… let me check my Care-O’-Meter….

    Nope. Still nothing registering.

    Thats the reason you were brought up on this thread

  34. North Pole said (Registered April 28, 2008)

    January 5, 2009 @ 12:15 pm

    Anony 9:48 – It is great to see you sticking up for BB. Aparently he needs your help. That’s very nice of you. Have a great day.

  35. ? said

    January 5, 2009 @ 4:43 pm

    That was “?” not “I”

    Seriously, folks.

  36. Anonymous said

    January 6, 2009 @ 12:57 pm

    Is the rest of your house that filthy?

  37. beautifulbrian said

    January 6, 2009 @ 3:29 pm

    Yep! Maybe your mother can come down and clean it for me. Thats about all she is good for anyway

  38. I said

    January 6, 2009 @ 4:45 pm

    she is good for a few other things too

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