Carmen Cincotti in MLE top 50, Brian Seiken out
Matt Cohen noticed that Carmen Cincotti was inserted at #15 in the MLE top 50, ejecting Brian Seiken from the bottom of that list. Eric “Steakbellie” Livingston and Ben Do remain ranked despite not competing since 2014.
Brian Seiken’s removal terminates the longest ranked streak in IFOCE / MLE history, which dates from at least February 2002 according to the Internet Archive
Crazy Legs Conti now appears to have the longest ranked streak, which dates from at least October 2002. (Eric “Badlands” Booker took a hiatus in 2007, breaking his ranked streak.)
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anonymous said
June 27, 2016 @ 3:54 pm
3…..2…..1…let the psychotic rants begin………..
Come on BB, don’t disappoint
anonymous said
June 27, 2016 @ 4:49 pm
OMG. Now he truly has nothing. I hope he doesn’t pull a S.B. and do a swan dive off the GWB
He should be higher said
June 27, 2016 @ 4:54 pm
Carmen should be in top 10 easily. #5
and come on guys said
June 27, 2016 @ 4:57 pm
Just let Brian be. If you don’t mess with him, he won’t be a mess. Just stop picking on him for like a month, he’ll settle down and move on.
anonymous said
June 27, 2016 @ 5:00 pm
Goldstein gets his wish .This actually means more to him than anything else in his sorry ass life. Do something meaningful in your life like impregnate miss piggy LMFAO
anonymous said
June 27, 2016 @ 5:02 pm
The midget must be coming in his pants now. Save the one drip of cum for kid youll never have
anonymous said
June 27, 2016 @ 5:56 pm
How bout we refrain from picking on Allen. I mean after all Dr Bosley will make everything better
anonymous said
June 27, 2016 @ 5:57 pm
Why didn’t anyone care when Allen Goldstein was removed from rankings.
anonymous said
June 27, 2016 @ 7:20 pm
Goldstein was removed from the rankings after doing the Swingbelly challenge with his cuz who at the time left MLE on rather questionable terms, then wearing a crif t-shirt adding insult to injury. If he just stopped competing without incident, he’d probably still be ranked somewhere down the line like Wing Kong, S-bellie, and Reeves who all practically never compete any more and are still ranked. It will be strange to look at the #50 spot and not see that slob with the cornbeef hanging on his shirt listing his age of 43. It truly is the end of an era. Brian, you may be crying your eyes out now but tomorrow will be a bright shiny day and it’s the first day of the rest of your life. Be the best mail sorter you can possibly be. You will forever be remembered as competitive eatings laughing stock. Hold that honor proud.
MLE Power Ratings said
June 27, 2016 @ 7:27 pm
Cincotti should have been inserted in the #16 slot. Hasn’t Steve Hendry had enough misery after seeing his wild card spot stolen by Denmark who was at 27 with 15 seconds to go. Notice how he still has his hands over his mouth at least 45 seconds after the contest while Joey was completely finished eating. He’s been pulling this stunt (along with leaving excessive debris) for several years.
Fairy Godmother said
June 27, 2016 @ 7:35 pm
There is a god. The Sheas finally shook the leach loose forever. Goodbye Brian. Bon Voyage. The other 2 left on the list are actually likable guys that the MLE wants to keep around. Take a one way walk up the Varazzano and never come back You won’t be missed.
Signed,
A ranked eater
Former 50th ranked eater said
June 27, 2016 @ 7:56 pm
FYI the joke is on a regular who frequents this site every day and he knows who he is. I emailed mle several months ago request to be rank where i belong which is mid 30’s or don’t rank me at all. It took them awhile to finally get around to it but eventually they did. Had no intention of showing up in citifield or notifying them because i was scheduled to compete in a big poker tournament but i thought about it and ate hotdogs for old time sake. When i was a no show in DC i guess that sealed it. Had some good times with these clowns and some bad times but their primary objective was to mock me every time i got on stage which was fine with me .They had absolutely no respect for my eating ability whatsoever. The pets of the organization are entitled to a lifetime spot in the rankings regardless of whether or not they don’t compete this year next year or for that matter the next 20 yrs . Nice little supplementary income for the top 5 or 6 give or take a few while the rest of you are basically wasting your time and money for what is essentially a free meal. No ill will towards anyone. Shea Brothers are the only ones making out on this deal with a bone or two sent Barklay’s way.I commend George and Rich for finding the right “yes” man they have been searching for since 2001.My only regret is dismantling my website for this particular moment
anonymous said
June 27, 2016 @ 8:33 pm
Keep in mind that Seiken de rank means more to Goldstein than it does to Seiken
anonymous said
June 27, 2016 @ 8:49 pm
An important point to remember is that Seiken may de rank by MLE but will always smell rank about the mouth and ass area.
anonymous said
June 27, 2016 @ 8:56 pm
Brian, just for the heck of it can you post the email to MLE demanding a spot in the mid 30’s. What did you think they would do? They let Koby and Tim Janus go without a second thought, why should you be any different. Time to move on. Good luck with your poker.
anonymous said
June 27, 2016 @ 9:26 pm
For those not familiar with poker seiken tried the ole raise with intention to shove meaning he went for broke regardless of the outcome
anonymous said
June 27, 2016 @ 10:26 pm
^^^^^ and as usual, you lost.
anonymous said
June 27, 2016 @ 11:06 pm
Competitive eating was a fun time during the early days 2003 4& 5 . Every competitor on any given day had a shot at winning a title. Chestnut Bertoletti & Chip Simpson not only ruined the sport but took all the fun out of it by always winning and taking away any chance of a mediocre eater winning a title
an eater formally known as 50 said
June 28, 2016 @ 2:49 am
856 Janus and Kobe removals had nothing to do with rankings . Their issues with MLE were based on contract disputes. Kobe refused to sign while Janus either refused to renew or just decided to move on and asked to be removed from the rankings. I felt i was much better than some or most of the eaters ranked ahead of me. On another note my career was basically over after i signed the last contract in 2006. They never sent me another contract after that one expired. The only reason they asked me to sign the contract was for some eating documentary which bombed out on netflix. Although poker can be infuriating and brutal at the same time, i made more money in two months in poker than i did competing 19 yrs with Major League eating . To the newibies out there a strong word of advice. Never question their waitlist registration procedure because the majority of the time their lineup was set and did not include you . The standard reply is usually “well i am sorry but we can’t please everyone due to overwhelming response”. I might have questioned it once . Learned my lesson . Never bought the story never will. Never ever question their decisions on ranking system and never ever suggest business propositions or suggest using other sponsors for future endeavors even if you think they might be tempted by the offer which will make money for both parties . Adrian Morgans dad is a prime example. The ranking issue and business proposition will fall on deaf ears . I can practically guarantee it , On a closing note at least a super talent such as Carmen was inserted at my disposal . I would hate to be removed to make room for a local with the eating capacity of a gavonne or stinky mierniki
anonymous said
June 28, 2016 @ 3:01 am
Goldstein was removed from the rankings because he stinks period ! He never won anything in 8yrs of competition except for 5 fake trophies beating up on neat eating competition. As far as the mail sorter he wont be sorting mail after next year because he will be retired living on a comfortable pension while the hearing aid specialist will still be fitting hearing aids in that VA sanitation dump while his dopey cousin delivers mail in 2 ft of snow and 110 degree weather . Good luck with that
anonymous said
June 28, 2016 @ 3:08 am
Very few liked Goldstein when he competed because they saw through his two faced or shall i say horseface image LOL. What goes around comes around when you rat people out behind their backs God bless Arturo Rios for seeing through the facade . BTW how the hell did he fake his way into employment by the VA when he never served a day in the armed forces?
anonymous said
June 28, 2016 @ 5:21 am
Who am I “I demanded to be ranked #1, and then the bastards dropped me….wahhhhhhhh.”?
Bootyface Brian
Anonymous said
June 28, 2016 @ 8:36 am
carmen’s nathans qualifier overshadowed by joey . his ranking overshadowed by seiken.
Dr feelgood said
June 28, 2016 @ 10:09 am
Mr Seiken only regret was being the unfortunate victim of a male psychopath who had this weird obsession with him along with a fear of roaches. You can blame Cookie for this mess because all he had to do is rip up his phone number when Mr Goldstein approached him at J&R steakhouse and he would probably fit in just fine with AICE and the low level competition he should have been with in the first place. I hope my patient Mr Goldstein will calm down and take his meds , now that Mr Seiken is no longer ranked because this was all about jealousy that Seiken was still ranked and he wasn’t
anonymous said
June 28, 2016 @ 10:30 am
In a way it’s a good thing seiken was removed from rankings for we should expect an unabashedly bashing of MLE on this very site from now on
anonymous said
June 28, 2016 @ 10:36 am
735 your grade school diploma and grammar explains why you chose to become a competitive eater instead of choose a real profession . Your ignorance is self evident (Varrazano)
MLE Power Ratings said
June 28, 2016 @ 10:44 am
Wow! All this talk about Brian and the Goldsteins going back and forth; yet either no one else reads or cares about Hendry’s plight. I guess these posters know what’s REALLY important and it has absolutely nothing to do with the results at the table.
12 years ago said
June 28, 2016 @ 11:07 am
finally something MLE should have pulled the trigger on a long time ago.
anonymous said
June 28, 2016 @ 11:25 am
Seiken’s “career” was over in 2001 when he was passed over by the Glutton Bowl to make room for the likes of the talented Garbage Gut Glum, Eric the onion king Sigmund and the ever popular Robert “Wilbur” Field. I guess Fox producers felt the 65th ranked loser couldn’t boost their ratings.
Here's Johnny said
June 28, 2016 @ 11:32 am
Pat Summit, Buddy Ryan, Brian Seiken*……….named 3 legends who died 6/28/16
*only considered a legend in his own mind
Anonymous said
June 28, 2016 @ 11:32 am
For fuck sakes, stop this bulshit with BS and Gold. It’s fucking old and never ending . Seriously people. It’s fucking pathetic on both sides. You both have miserable lives and need to move on. It’s fucking 2016. Both of you, supporters as well , need to get a life.
Enough! said
June 28, 2016 @ 11:53 am
Yes, for fucks sake…Brian take it fucking offline. Goldstein take it fucking offline. Stop it. Anyone egging BS, fucking take it offline…just fucking stop. No one wants to hear this fucking bullshit about who’s fatter, who’s balder, who’s horseface, mouth and ass odors….it’s all the same fucking shit about shit that fucking happened 20 years ago. FUCK OFF!
anonymous said
June 28, 2016 @ 12:19 pm
I heard for Seiken’s faithful service with MLE, George Shea will be give him a gold roach at the Nathan’s finals.
anonymous said
June 28, 2016 @ 1:30 pm
Enough, Goldstein has a very very miserable life. He hates his job he can’t have kids he wants so bad to get back into competitive eating but his pride won’t allow it. In his disturbed mind he is hoping that George Shea gets down on his knees and begs him to come back to that joke of an eating league. which in Goldstein mind was something special. Others move on and forget comp eating like Krazy Kevin, Lerman, Hardy even Pete Merniki but not him . He feels the need to constantly report back on here with his stale insect and hygiene remarks which are far from the truth. They may be funny to a moron like him but not one person who visits this site finds it amusing
anonymous said
June 28, 2016 @ 1:34 pm
1125 aka Goldstein still watches this piece of crap 1000 times on his cheap 1983 Quasar VHS recorder. I mean who else would even bother memorizing the names of the contestants in that freak show of fat slobs
anonymous said
June 28, 2016 @ 2:00 pm
https://twitter.com/gcshea/status/747454441092227072
What he should have said was “For $250k i wouldn’t miss it for the world”
Anonymous said
June 28, 2016 @ 2:14 pm
No ill will towards anyone.???????????
anonymous said
June 28, 2016 @ 2:31 pm
MLE power ratings nobody cares about Hendry results because its the same shit every year and its boring . Joey or Matt will win the hot dog contest while everyone else adds another polyp to their colon
Anonymous said
June 28, 2016 @ 3:07 pm
@12:19, @1:30, @1:34, @2:00 you still fucking continue ? Are you guys that pathetic? Seriously. GET A FUCKING LIFE! Every fucking thread on this site has the same stupid comments about BS and Gold. Both of you old worthless pieces of shit of human being needs to fucking move on. If your tired of people talking shit, then stop adding to the fire with responds. Just fucking leave it. No one fucking cares except you two. It’s so fucking sad.
Former 50th ranked eater said
June 28, 2016 @ 5:47 pm
307 you know something ? You’re right
anonymous said
June 28, 2016 @ 7:40 pm
Pat Philbin expulsion from the rankings erupted into an invasion of the pests. Seiken expulsion should erupt into an invasion of the roaches
anonymous said
June 28, 2016 @ 7:41 pm
Good luck on your upcoming retirement from sorting mail. I hear the old roach home is lovely this time of year.
anonymous said
June 28, 2016 @ 7:45 pm
If you want seiken back in the ranks i suggest the ranked eaters demonstrate outside the ifoce headquarters holding up picket signs of seiken sitting in the bathtub eating pickles
Anonymous said
June 28, 2016 @ 8:00 pm
@7:40,@7:41,@7:45 you all are pathetic. Fucking move on. None of your comments are offending anyone. You just look like fucking pathetic fools. Get a fucking life. No one cares about BS and Gold anymore. Stop fucking bringing up shit from 20 years ago.
ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)
June 28, 2016 @ 8:34 pm
Brian Subich has called for Brian Seiken to receive a sponsor’s exemption
https://twitter.com/BSubich/status/747905647887409153
anonymous said
June 28, 2016 @ 9:40 pm
That pushing it. Let him get back in rankings first
anonymous said
June 28, 2016 @ 11:44 pm
I think the entire mle should go to bat for seiken including the Goldsteins
anonymous said
June 28, 2016 @ 11:51 pm
We need to bring back lerman menchetti hardy krachie and jarvis to restore some sanctity to this latest tirade of hate in the organization . I realize that lerman still insists that hardy should hand over his 3rd place trophy to lerman that he won at 2001 finals but still
anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 12:04 am
Brian can easally out eat the bottom 3 women..Double standard
anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 1:49 am
Oink oink oink who cares?
anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 2:17 am
June 27th 2016 goes down as one of the saddest days in competitive eating since Arnie Chapman and Stinky Merknicki were removed from the rankings in 2002 and 2009 respectively
anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 7:32 am
Anon at 1204, no he can’t. But yeah, that standard does exist anyway
anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 7:52 am
I bet Goldstein can still mop up the floors with Siken in hotdogs.
Anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 8:01 am
No one should be rewarded for spewing hate. Hate toward his fellow eaters and MLE, being a general pain, why should he, above all others get a bye? His response is always they started it first. Living in the past…….
anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 9:34 am
How bout eat out the bottom 3 women instead of out eat?
For fuck's sake said
June 29, 2016 @ 10:06 am
Just fucking stop…it’s over Brian. Just fucking stop Brian haters. No one wants to hear this shit. You want to fucking troll each other…do it somewhere it.
Anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 10:39 am
10:06 is right. Many eaters and fans quit reading. I have my opinions but should keep them to myself and only contribute information or questions or things which people would want to read and respond to.
seiken agent said
June 29, 2016 @ 10:39 am
contrary to popular belief i am not Seiken. We might have similar grammar skills buti can guarantee we are not one and the same. With that said my client would not and will not ever accept a spot at the table unless he earned his way in . Awarding a spot on merit would cause turmoil and friction the likes of which you never saw before. If you think the vegan protest was off the hook i can just imagine the repercussions if my client was awarded a spot at the final table which he is certainly not worthy of. However his expulsion from the rankings was total bullshit in my estimation. Unless he is not only reinstated but inserted where he belongs (mid 30’s) he has no interest in competing or being a part of major league eating.
BS said
June 29, 2016 @ 10:43 am
Anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 8:01 am
No one should be rewarded for spewing hate. Hate toward his fellow eaters and MLE, being a general pain, why should he, above all others get a bye? His response is always they started it first. Living in the past…….
I agree
anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 10:44 am
Siken loves everyone with the exception of a clown who resides in Plainview oink oink
Scrooge said
June 29, 2016 @ 10:44 am
Brian Subich must be sniffing too many dirty jockstraps. Give Seiken a pity exception to appear on stage July 4? Ha-ha I highly doubt the Sheas will waste their time and space. Besides, Seiken will find something to bitch about if it were to happen.
anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 10:53 am
If Siken were to receive a spot which will never happen , the news would overshadow any new hot dog record set by Joey or Stonie
anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 10:55 am
10:39 i am not condoning their actions but lets be real. Without the Seiken Goldstein comments , there isn’t much else to read comment wise on this site
anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 10:57 am
Imagine Siken barely making it up to the stage with that cowboy hat and sunglasses saying oink oink oink oink its good to be sick?
anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 11:06 am
Seiken should crash the event like Kobe get up on stage and get arrested for only eating 11 hot dogs
anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 11:17 am
Rumor has it that Joey Chestnut will sit out the event if Seiken is not awarded a spot at the table
For fuck's sake said
June 29, 2016 @ 12:42 pm
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT, BRIAN!
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT, BRIAN HATERS!
GIVE IT A FUCKING REST!
anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 1:55 pm
Why was Sicken spotted stalking Goldstein in his neighborhood, at the bank and super market when Sicken live 80 miles away in lovely Mataroach NJ. What happened, took a wrong turn in Filthsville?
Anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 2:25 pm
@10:55 that’s because the same idiots and pathetic low lives that continue to comment on BS and Gold have no fucking life and need to just end it. Fuck sakes. I’ve never knew people can hold a grudge for this long. Seriously, most pathetic people in the world. Go fuck yourselves
Anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 3:05 pm
Thanks Brian @ 2:25. Your favorite line at the end.
Muary said
June 29, 2016 @ 3:27 pm
11:17 that is a lie
anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 3:51 pm
Sicken wasn’t stalking your old horseface ass. He was shopping at Johns farm market for discount delicasies and just happened to need some cash at chase. He just happened to run into your sorry ass and made big mistake of mentioning it here. Man your marriage must be going down the toilet since you spend most of your life on this site. Rumor has it that you dumped the wife for your cuz and both of you will be tying the knot very shortly. Ill be sure to send a bouqet of black roses with roaches inside.
anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 4:11 pm
Imagine this 1:55 moron talking about some chance coincidence spotting from 2yrs ago trying to turn it around as stalking. Whats funny is at one point many many moons ago i actually thought you had a life aside from some of those competitive eating weirdos but your actions on this site over the last few yrs proved me dead wrong!
anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 4:47 pm
305 225 is not Brian you can confirm that with OJ
Shut up! said
June 29, 2016 @ 5:27 pm
Fuck off you imbecils
Anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 5:55 pm
225 wasn’t Brian. Fuck Brian. Fuck gold. Fuck both of you and stupied Jr. High drama from 20 years ago that you probably masterbate to in your sorry ass homes. Stop this bullshit already. Both of you sucked balls at CE and are irrelevant now. Go do something other then try to be something when you both are pathetic human beings. Again, go fuck yourselves. BOTH OF YOU AND YOUR SUPPORTERS
anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 6:20 pm
All i can say is i wouldn’t trust that mle crew for shit . Smile in your face when they see you stab you in back shortly after
anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 7:27 pm
I doubt the Sheas would give Seiken a spot in the finals and if they did i would give you 180-1 odds that Seiken would ignore the offer out of embarrassment that someone at his job might watch it and spread the word around the post office that he took part in that circus filled with clowns
anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 7:51 pm
What if Conti were dropped from the rankings? He probably jump off the empire state building
GIVE IT A FUCKING REST! said
June 29, 2016 @ 8:14 pm
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT, BRIAN!
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT, BRIAN HATERS!
Reader said
June 29, 2016 @ 8:31 pm
How did MLE stab anyone in the back? Seiken been on a 19 year losing streak, long overdue
anonymous said
June 29, 2016 @ 9:18 pm
Seiken? Seiken? I can count to 100 how many eaters in that organization they screwed over besides just Seiken
The sheas are full of said
June 29, 2016 @ 10:55 pm
There was a time when the Sheas would email when they threw you out of the IFOCE using big words such as “efluvic exchange” besmirched” “it is with great sadness” when they threw out the likes of Pat Philbin in 2006. Now they dont even bother. They just drop you without warning.
anonymous said
June 30, 2016 @ 7:46 am
That bull shit with Philbin was staged so George could be mentioned and get on the Opie and Anthony show. Jim Norton’s rant about Nathan’s was hilarious.. “It’s a bunch fat guys and a few Asians shoving hotdogs down their throats in a gang infested dump in New York… Coney Island is a slum George, it’s a slum.” Then he said, IFOCE headquarters is a Burger King in Ronkonkoma… LOLOLOL.
anonymous said
June 30, 2016 @ 8:23 am
they owe you an explanation? how about your piss poor record was terms enough for them to drop you. How about stop whining about being dropped and do something about regaining the spot. What a bitch you are seiken
anonymous said
June 30, 2016 @ 11:15 am
746 you have no actual proof that it was a set up. Then again it would not surprise me about Shea wanting more publicity for himself
footage never released said
June 30, 2016 @ 11:31 am
In the middle of 2010 Dave Baer the silent partner in the IFOCE suggested putting together a video with Seiken and George Shea . The producers of the video were the same guys from eats of strength. The plan was to release it as a short film on either youtube or vimeo. The video was taped in the Sheacommuication headquarters on W.25th st. George played the role of a frustrated trans gender who had issues with his own sexual identity. Seiken played the part of his shrink. During the taping, the tenants above were banging away with hammers doing some sort of very annoying construction which made the project very difficult to complete . They cut several times because George felt uncomfortable with the entire project while Baer kept pushing him to continue. Seiken was promised compensation for his time which he never received and the footage was never released
anonymous said
June 30, 2016 @ 11:41 am
True story 11:31 not making it up
Anonymous said
June 30, 2016 @ 12:00 pm
There is something nobody wants to see. A bust much like #50 himself.
anonymous said
June 30, 2016 @ 12:18 pm
Would Allen Goldstein kindly explain the little dance George Shea asked him to perform on stage with him going as far as sending a limo to Goldstein house to insure his presence ?
Muary said
June 30, 2016 @ 12:21 pm
11:31 that is a lie
anonymous said
June 30, 2016 @ 12:44 pm
Muary wanna put $$$ on it?
anonymous said
June 30, 2016 @ 12:47 pm
I will explain 12 18 they are secret lovers
anonymous said
June 30, 2016 @ 12:52 pm
Hmm i wonder how a lonely disgruntled former eater who was thrown out of the IFOCE for partaking in non sactioned eating challenge will spend his 4th of July? Wait i know. Beg a few old farts from his hearing aid job to come to his cookout along with his imaginary friend with a boat . Maybe Cookie Jarvis will show up on the contingency that he is accompanied by a BBC film crew to film an upcoming documentary which will n never see the light of day
Reader said
June 30, 2016 @ 1:29 pm
@beautifulbrian2 Not concerned so much with a Nathans spot. Rank me accordingly like #32 instead of that 50 bullshit!
What’s bullshit is believing you have any ability better than the current ranked eaters between 32 and 50
anonymous said
June 30, 2016 @ 1:50 pm
#50 was the perfect spot for Seiken, acknowledges that he’s sort of there but really not. Represents his long sting of last place finishes, being waitlisted for many contests, never asked to participate in televised events, rarely invited to local invitationals unless real eaters declined the offer or a goof or comedy contest was needed, and never ever making Nathan’s after 18 years in the league. Seiken could have stayed at #50 for years for come but he had to get greedy and tried to pull the old squeeze play with the Shea’s and they dumped his sorry ass. HAHA
ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)
June 30, 2016 @ 1:56 pm
Brian Seiken’s recent total of 13 hot dogs ties for 42nd best on the 2015-16 qualifier circuit.
http://eatfeats.com/2015-16-nathans-qualifiers-totals.html
BS said
June 30, 2016 @ 2:07 pm
Reader retweet this i will go up against every eater from #32 to the 50 rank i was demoted from at one table with those very 18 eaters and i guarantee i will either win or place in the money. Just to prove i am better than all of them. Set it up if you can instead of talking bullshit For all the eaters i finish ahead of they should be ranked accordingly which means in back not in front
Brian Seiken
anonymous said
June 30, 2016 @ 2:09 pm
Since OJ is the master at trivial stats , has any of the eaters ranked ahead of Seiken beaten him on a consistent basis or for that matter faced him at the table PERIOD? Answer a very affirmed NO So shutup ok?
anonymous said
June 30, 2016 @ 2:12 pm
Doesnt matter if its 42nd on all time list. Seiken personal best in dogs were 17 & 15 which are numbers eaters ranked 32-50 with exception of maybe Wild Bill can never and will never accomplish
anonymous said
June 30, 2016 @ 2:25 pm
That recent total of 13 hotdogs is very generous. For proper placement you first must deduct 2 hotdogs worth of debris which makes a total of a more accurate 11 hotdogs, which would put him back in his rightful spot of 50th best.
anonymous said
June 30, 2016 @ 2:33 pm
It’s not even a week and Seiken is already losing his mind and it’s killing him he’s no longer part of MLE. Just crawl back to George and say, please Mr Shea, take me back, put me back at 50 and I promise to be a good boy. Accept it, you opened your big mouth and now you’re out. Find a new hobby.
anonymous said
June 30, 2016 @ 2:56 pm
Better suited for you 233 aka the rug wearin shitstein
anonymous said
June 30, 2016 @ 3:19 pm
Are you really sure about that rug?? I mean really sure, or is that just wishful thinking since fate and fire took Sicken’s hair and scalp.
anonymous said
June 30, 2016 @ 3:33 pm
Goldshit even if that were you’re hair which i know is not it looks very much like a fab four hairpiece
anonymous said
June 30, 2016 @ 3:36 pm
Goya barely beat seiken last Sunday.
ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)
June 30, 2016 @ 6:30 pm
Brian Seiken has not finished ahead of Bill Myers (ranked #34) in the past 3 year (5 losses, 2 ties)
0-5-2
Anonymous said
June 30, 2016 @ 6:46 pm
Sieken vs Wu is a competitive match up
anonymous said
June 30, 2016 @ 7:40 pm
Forget Myers hes only one out of 17 others that never went head to head with seiken or never faced him at all yet the sheas deem them worthy of finishing ahead of seiken because they dont like him and feel he can never beat anyone. Just wait till the next non sanctioned contest comes up . He wont have to worry about shea saliva spraying all over the uneaten plates
ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)
June 30, 2016 @ 7:53 pm
5 non sanctioned contests in NYC between today & July 4
http://eatfeats.com/calendar/NewYorkCity.html
BS said
June 30, 2016 @ 7:59 pm
Thanks OJ plus i am scheduled to be part of the new movie scarface and i have plenty to say
anonymous said
June 30, 2016 @ 9:14 pm
Sounds like the beginning a long string of last place finishes in non sanctioned events. Stupid dope doesn’t know when to stay down.
anonymous said
June 30, 2016 @ 10:52 pm
Some one needs to alert the guys with the butterfly net. Doesn’t Seiken know “Scarface” is not a real movie. Next he’ll claim to have an imaginary friend with a boat.
anonymous said
June 30, 2016 @ 10:53 pm
914 i am sure you will be following his post career quite diligently and with jealously the same way you visited his website 3x a day . Dont know what he would do without u .Thanks for the hate bologna champ
Seiken you're so fucking weird said
June 30, 2016 @ 11:47 pm
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anonymous said
July 1, 2016 @ 12:17 am
I am dying to know how and when Goldstein met this imaginary friend with the boat
anonymous said
July 1, 2016 @ 7:43 am
When is Seiken meeting with his imaginary directors to discuss his imaginary movie? I hear filming will be at Hal Roach studios.
tony montana said
July 1, 2016 @ 8:39 am
Say hello to my imaginary friend!
anonymous said
July 1, 2016 @ 11:14 am
743 Goldstein they contacted seiken ? Jealous ? I can give you their email address they would be more than happy to get you a spot in the movie also. Maybe you can talk about your over priced twopay and your friend with the boat
anonymous said
July 2, 2016 @ 11:12 am
Which year did they let Seiken be a pity judge? May be the re-run on ESPN classic will show him extending his bloated hand out to Joey only to be snubbed and ignored.. HAHA
anonymous said
July 2, 2016 @ 1:41 pm
Goldstein will spend his July 4th with his in laws in MD because he has no real family or friends of his own or invite his imaginary friend with the boat those same few old farts from his job(if they are still alive) to his boring barbecue
anonymous said
July 2, 2016 @ 2:38 pm
Who is the loser that will work overtime sorting mail when he should be at home with his roaches and George Forman grill having a BBQ for 1 after his tears and masturbation session?
anonymous said
July 2, 2016 @ 4:57 pm
At least hes making money instead of sitting with his inlaws he cant stand still brooding about the huge swingbellie mistake that tossed him from the rankings
Quasar 1983 VCR said
July 2, 2016 @ 5:44 pm
Speaking of jerking off , continue watching replays of the Glutton Bowl for the 500th time in a row