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  1. Anonymous said

    May 23, 2016 @ 12:40 pm

    What ever the fu(% that means

  2. anonymous said

    May 23, 2016 @ 2:01 pm

    Who the fuck cares? Approaching 50 and still does dumb stuff

  3. World records said

    May 23, 2016 @ 2:21 pm

    I will not give myself to Crazy Legs Conti

  4. Anonymous said

    May 23, 2016 @ 9:25 pm

    Miss Wu . I am upset with one of your recent posts. You didn’t get an exact weigh on your drink. I can read your posts If things are not verified. Verified!!! Nice time by the way. Do you come close to losing on purpose to throw them off your game? Where is your towel pile? You’re slipping.

  5. Anonymous said

    May 23, 2016 @ 9:31 pm

    Total nonsense. Whose bright idea was this? Are we supposed to be impressed with anything he does?

  6. CornWhole said

    May 23, 2016 @ 11:05 pm

    Someone should immediately after the low life Cheating Conti sets the “new world record” break the this fake F@@ks “new world record”. Half of Amerika has a chance to be a “new world record” holder as Conti is nothing but a joke, like the court jester of eating. It is what it is.

  7. anonymous said

    May 23, 2016 @ 11:56 pm

    If any of you were around during the eats of strength taping in 2006, Conti threw up on hot dog numero 19 Georgia Shea immediately instructed the camera guy to stop taping then continued after the heave was edited . Conti at that point had a fresh appetite along with an empty gut and easily downed his next two dogs to set an all time record

  8. anonymous said

    May 24, 2016 @ 12:38 am

    I will be there the same day, same place and buy my own hotdogs and have my own video …I will eat one more than Conti..Matter of fact if anyone else is there also can eat with me at my expence…Will it be a world record then?

  9. 2006??? said

    May 24, 2016 @ 7:34 am

    11:56: No one cares about your reminiscing about the old days, old man. No one round here was even out of high school in 2006. Stop hanging out with kids, pedo.

    You are creepy.

    You are unwanted.

    You are unwelcomed.

  10. anonymous said

    May 24, 2016 @ 9:50 am

    11:56(kin) was there recording the event from there sidelines and just as Conti blew major chunks, the battery of that cheap camera died, missing all the action. Then George Shea jumps up like Cecil B. Demille yelling CUT CUT CUT…..

  11. alka seltzer us open said

    May 24, 2016 @ 10:33 am

    Now sit back while i tell you an old tale. Back in 2005 when CLC was in his prime we all ventured out to Vegas compliments of the IFOCE for the Alka Seltzer US open . Dale Boone convinced a bunch of us to go to a nearby strip club and chip in for a limo at $10 a head . I think Boone promised to pay the limo driver after we entered the club but Boone decided to keep the money while the driver was waiting to get paid. Driver storms into the club demands Boone pay him for the ride . Boone stalls him for more time. Driver gets back to his limo only to find out that Conti is banging a chick he knew that lived in the area who if memory serves correct was in the limo with us and had connections with the strip club. Driver storms back into the club demanding that Boone pay him NOW. Driver finally gets paid Conti and the girl walk back to the club and when Conti gets up to get a drink at the bar, a drunk Humble Bob is feeling her up . Conti sees whats going on and doesnt seem too pleased but looks the other way. The next night myself Conti and Rich Shea meet up at the bar where chicks are mud wrestling . Conti starts rapping with these 3 chicks whom appeared to pass for older tourists. Next thing you know Conti is rapping with the more aggressive one feels her tits then takes out a $1 bill puts it in my hand to feel her tits. While all this is going on Humble Bob seems to be having an intimate conversation at another table with a gentleman of the same sex while both are smiling at one another . Conti leaves the bar with the chick i assume some action occurred in her car but soon after they returned had some argument or disagreement and she ended up leaving with her two friends who got no action . Long live CLC

  12. eats of strength reunion said

    May 24, 2016 @ 10:37 am

    I think the Sheas shoudl orchestrate a eats of strength reunion day with this month marking 10 anniversary of that legendary series held in a converted auto body shop in the middle of nowhere on the outskirts of Mellville LI

  13. Uh huh said

    May 24, 2016 @ 3:18 pm

    @10:33….sure old man. No one cares about the stories of other people you heard through the grapevine. Gossiping is for old grannies, not old geezers.

    You never lived these fantastic tales.

    You’re just a sad old man with no stories to tell but those of others.

    No friends.

    Not welcomed here.

    Not wanted here.

    As our soon-to-be-president Trump would say: Sad!

  14. anonymous said

    May 24, 2016 @ 5:54 pm

    Old geezah was there ya fat fuckin piece of shit.and he has more tales to tell . Go away and mnd your fuckin biz before some other personal shit is mentioned about you you might not like aha ha a ha ha a ha ha

  15. anonymous said

    May 24, 2016 @ 5:57 pm

    Not so sure about that 950 i think the Godfather told him to stop recording or else. Then again i think you might be right

  16. anonymous said

    May 24, 2016 @ 5:59 pm

    1033 that is hilarious please tell more tales

  17. anonymous said

    May 24, 2016 @ 7:53 pm

    Uh huh and your other alias get a life you pathetic loser . I pray when you reach 60 which is right around the corner you die of a massive heart attack or cancer and no i dont believe you are in your 20s .

  18. anonymous said

    May 24, 2016 @ 9:47 pm

    What a piece of shit you are you rat bastard. Just another reason why nobody likes you.

  19. lol said

    May 25, 2016 @ 2:20 am

    You seen to emphasize the word “man ” 734 Just gave yourself away We know who you are . A horrible eater thrown out of the IFOCE Your easy giveaway,

  20. Geezer alert said

    May 25, 2016 @ 7:09 am

    Old geezer aka 9:25, 11:56, 10:33, 5:54, 5:57, 5:59, 7:53. What’s the matter old man, can’t take what I said at 3:18 so you posted 4 messages in a row to try to bury it?

    What are you going to do? Beat me with you cane?

    You are pathetic.

    A weak, pathetic, sad, friendless old man.

    What’s next? Another obscure reference from ‘back in the day’ about one of the 20 contests you table ended that you made $0?

    You’ve made $0 at eating, $0 at poker and $0 at life, aka the Zero Geezer.

  21. anonymous said

    May 27, 2016 @ 12:11 am

    Cmon Smelkin cant you figure out the guy taunting you is Lasthrale?

  22. anonymous said

    May 27, 2016 @ 12:21 am

    Why do place such emphasis on friendship? Was it because you were a fat rolly polly outcast growing up and all kids made fun of you? The geeza you referring to was total opposite. He had a chiseled physique you wish you could have. Would you like to see some pics to prove it? While you got the living shit kicked out of you or tried to find escape routes to avoid a daily beating ,Geeza was banging hot chicks left and right. Do yourself a huge favor find the nearest toilet and hang yourself Youll be doing the world a huge favor . Ha
    Ha

  23. anonymous said

    May 27, 2016 @ 2:35 am

    The best advice is to ignore a living abortion such as yourself but that would be like folding in a poker game or letting you win. Since your a calling station i know that each and every time i post a comment you will fire back the way i want you to with that played out geezer shit. Even though i am out of position right now eventually ill get you down to the river and you will lose which exemplifies your entire existence . You seem to think it pisses me off yet thats how ignorant you are because its quite the opposite effect.
    I welcome all adversity. Its entertainment to me where as in your mind your hoping im foaming at the mouth. Ha ha you fat fool Im amazed you actually graduated high school which is about as far as you got education wise.
    Right at this moment you have that big dopey smile on your face thinking :ha ha the old fool he’s still clueless as to who i am” But your wrong cause im playing you and baiting you at the same time. Whether your Goldstein, Ross Lastrahle or anyone else that seems to have this incredible fixation on men, you are one fuckin loser. Anyone with half a brain, anyone that has raised children, anyone that has a college degree or attended a prestigious university , anyone that has a REAL job which requires some sort of degree would not engage in such childish rubbish . But since none of the above apply to you your actions are quite the norm for someone who had one seriously fucked up childhood . Takes a real man to lay the cards down but i know you so well you’ll just keep firing back like the living abortion we all know and love

  24. anonymous said

    May 27, 2016 @ 2:16 pm

    Right now the lonely geezer is preparing for his memorial day bbq for 1 plus 10.000 roaches

  25. anonymous said

    May 27, 2016 @ 5:48 pm

    Right now the horse faced midget is begging his elderly coworkers ed jarvis and his imaginary friend with the boat to come to his botulistic barbecue and thank them because hes lonely and has no friends

  26. anonymous said

    May 27, 2016 @ 7:57 pm

    Boy oh boy is the midget gonna be jealous that seiken was invited to Nathans 10 yr anniversary and not him. 10 cent hot dogs yum

  27. anonymous said

    May 27, 2016 @ 8:47 pm

    10 yr anniversary? Midget only eats Sabrette natural casing and Crif…..Not that Nathan’s crap.

  28. anonymous said

    May 27, 2016 @ 9:28 pm

    Dr Smelkin would never partake in 10 cent hot dogs. Those fatty greasy death traps would never touch his vegan lips.

  29. anonymous said

    May 27, 2016 @ 11:02 pm

    Have you ever witnessed George Shea munching on a Nathans hotdog ? Never

  30. anonymous said

    May 28, 2016 @ 10:43 am

    i think i will take the midgets advice

  31. anonymous said

    May 28, 2016 @ 12:37 pm

    Dr. Shitstein approx how many Sabrett hot dogs would satisfy y lunch or dinner cravings? You also suggested onions on the dogs which is essential for my mouth to stink worse than it is already

  32. anonymous said

    May 28, 2016 @ 1:07 pm

    @11:02, back at the 2003 LI Ducks qualifier, when George Shea was plating the hotdogs himself. He ate one and said… “oh, they are perfectly grilled.. I’m gonna have another..” and he did. Useless trivia for the day….. Thank you.

  33. anonymous said

    May 28, 2016 @ 3:26 pm

    That was 2003 before his health problems kicked in . Have yet to see him munch on another since then

  34. anonymous said

    May 28, 2016 @ 3:30 pm

    Packed house in Coney from what i gather. 95degrees filled with long lines of sweaty armpits, balls, ass and pussies packed like sardine cans so they can grab a hot dog for 5 cents. Probably maximum cap of 3 . Not worth it if they do not honor the 5 cent dog city wide

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