The Faster Times has a diary of Crazy Leg's Conti's appearance in Rick the Manager's entourage in Wing Bowl 18.

March 10, 2010 at 2:04 pm by ojrifkin · More posts about:Crazy Legs Conti, Wing Bowl 18 | Permalink * Comments (12)

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  1. Anonymous said

    March 10, 2010 @ 2:46 pm

    The most disturbing thing about this article? Not that these guys are only one V-pin bottle away from breaking their livers, but rather, that CCL’s first name (which has been secret until now, I believe) is Jason.

  2. ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)

    March 10, 2010 @ 3:43 pm

    Conti’s first name was public knowlege:

    http://www.jhu.edu/jhumag/0905web/glutton2.html

  3. anonymous said

    March 10, 2010 @ 3:52 pm

    The most disturbing aspect of this article is that competitive eaters and fans of the sport view him as an icon where the rest of society thinks he is a freak

  4. Agent 23 said

    March 10, 2010 @ 4:38 pm

    So is his name Jason Legs Conti? I feel like I dont even know him anymore.

    Sit tight everyone, I’ve just received the results of a $25 background check on Mr Conti. It seems he has been signing his name to official IFOCE contest waivers as Irving Washington until his Nathans qualifying win in MN, in which he begun signing it as Washington Irving. The FBI has him listed as Sal Paradise. He has an unpaid parking ticket in Asbury Park, NJ.

    I’m developing a scheme to gather his urine and blood samples without his knowledge. I’ll need two strippers (one real stripper and one bashful girl that I’ll convince to wear a thong), a case of PBR, some Nitrile coated work gloves, a VHS copy of ‘License to Drive’, some sterile beakers (to drink the PBR out of) and a big wooden mallet.

    I’ll get to the bottom of who this shiester really is!!!!

  5. Anonymous said

    March 10, 2010 @ 5:22 pm

    True story: When I heard this morning’s news of the untimely demise of Corey Haim, my first thought was “Screw, Corey Feldman. This is going to be a hard day for Crazy Legs.” His love of “License to Drive” precedes him.

  6. Agent 23 said

    March 10, 2010 @ 7:14 pm

    Just found out first hand that Crazy “Legs” Conti is immune to strippers (and nice girls dressed like strippers) and my trap was only successful in nabbing Pretty “Boy” Davekos (twice). Time for Plan B

    I still need the case of PBR, but now also an ice fishing hut, a gas powered auger, and a bag of peas. I will drill an icehole outside of the hut and carefully place the peas around it in a ring. I will Lure C”L”C with the case of beer that we will drink in the Hut.

    When he sneaks out of the Hut to take a Pea, I’ll kick him in the Icehole.

  7. anonymous said

    March 11, 2010 @ 12:22 am

    When crazy legs says he never posts on other blogs dont believe him agent23 is crazy legs

  8. Agent 23 said

    March 11, 2010 @ 5:21 am

    No silly, he’d be Agent 33.

  9. anonymous said

    March 15, 2010 @ 12:05 am

    You mean you are agent 33 Tim

  10. Agent 23 said

    March 15, 2010 @ 7:21 am

    Nope, Agent 23. Its printed right here on my badge, Ma’am.

  11. Inspector Gadget said

    March 15, 2010 @ 12:56 pm

    Tim is agent 007!!!

  12. Agent 23 said

    March 15, 2010 @ 4:01 pm

    Nope, he’s not 007, try again. All the clues are here.

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    November 9, 2024 @ 5:41 am

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