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anonymous said
October 7, 2026 @ 12:00 pm
Literally shocked look who else competed in this contest
Anonymous said
October 7, 2026 @ 5:38 pm
Poor Mr. Shmellkin sitting at the kiddies table looking very elderly and completely out of shape and out of his element.
anonymous said
October 7, 2026 @ 9:46 pm
if molly and dan decided to join MLE they would have to rename the organization dan& molly show They would either finish 1 &2 in every single event Sudo would be forced into retirement because Molly would beat her in Nathans finals next year and moving forward She wouldnt have to worry about Chestnut because she would never face him and even if she did i doubt her or dan would be able to eat 70 hotdogs Just my opinion
Mirza Selmic said (Registered August 22, 2024)
October 8, 2026 @ 1:11 am
Wasn’t Wayne disqualified for puking?
Anonymous said
October 8, 2026 @ 6:58 am
I used to always think it was do any MLE contests and you have to sign with them, but I guess the contract only comes in if you qualify and want to eat on the 4th. Weird how that one contract with Nathan’s makes an eater theirs for 3 years, when you can do other contests and MLE without the contract. (might only apply to eaters who are not a threat to their top talent, but unsure)
I don’t know why they do that since Joey is their only profitable celebrity, but I think the contract existed before Kobayashi’s rise since Crazy Legs was shown signing on his documentary dvd.
beautifulbrian said
October 8, 2026 @ 8:05 am
538 you little cowarly anonymous 62 yr old POS I am 66yrs of age it was my first contest since 2019 yes i admit i was very rusty and old but i still held my own and pleased with my performance . I doubt there is anyone on this planet at that age who would even think of competing on that level let alone competing PERIOD Some at that age are nursing home residents or on life support . 6yrs ago i needed a walker to get around Since that time i made huge strides in trying to get back into physical condition. In next few months i am going to attempt to play a half court basketball game with kids half my age (On video) I am going to make a bold assumption that you are Allen Goldstein AKA Shredder and you are more than likely a gold member client with hairclub for men Curious to see what you look like now? Back in 2006 you were 42 but looked closer to 65 I wont deny fact that you made it to the Nathans finals a few times but thats about where it ended You were only able to get that far not because of your eating ability but because Miss piggy your homely looking spouse was on your ass like a nazi to ensure you got in I smoked your ass in corned beef 2004 in NY finishing 3rd a contest in which you finished completely out of the money (8th matter fact} final totals had a ??? attached to it Matter fact even Krazy Kevin finished ahead of you Same with french fries 2005 another blowout where i smoked your ass once again in a contest in which you failed to make it to the 2nd rd with more ??? totals attached to it. in addition you avoided wing contests like the plague due to the fact that it might expose your primitive eating skills . In theUS open comp eating in 2005 another ??? in cheese fries. Your final totals were so poor that you were embarassed to show your face and dissapeared with miss piggy your mom and your brother for the remainder of the stay in vegas As far as your totals were concerned you competed from 2003 to 2012 and what do you have to show for it? a whopping $1950 in total earnings which is half of what i pull in a month in social security not even including my pension which is separate So you go ahead and cherish your 4 little $5 nathans trophies if they are actually worth that much cause thats about all you got to look back on PS you are one cheap fuck I remember going to an AYCE chinese buffet and you demanded $20 for gas when the buffet was less than 3 miles from your home As far as buffet when it was time to pay check most sports would cover the tab ” dont worry i got this” But you thought it would be best to go dutch And if memory serves correct you did not leave a tip You and Stephanie Torres two peas in a pod or she might have cut out on you and left you with the tab which you prob deserve
beautifulbrian said
October 8, 2026 @ 9:34 am
111 am wayne did not puke, nearly did if you watch video but managed to recover and finished 3rd like a champ I actually told wayne prior to the contest Dan or molly first or second then you. He was like i dont know anything is possible . Not making excuses but those noodles were supposedly advertised at 4.5 oz more like 6 to 7 in my opinion Dense plain and if it wasnt for the little broth they provided and water, i doubt i would finish a bowl and a half. I congra Dan and Molly at the end for an outstanding job . I mean 10 bowls holy shit I dare anyone to try and do what they did without heaving after 5 I competed 22yrs 1997-2019 and not once did i throw up but came close on tues . Check my bib sheet if some of you skeptics dont believe me Guess what im throwing my hat in ring one more time in hope of getting into nathans finals and i guarantee i will eatmore than 11 . To date i am the oldest competitive eater on this planet and i might contact guiness book of world record to clarify that one
Anonymous said
October 8, 2026 @ 10:10 am
The reason independent eaters won’t sign contract is because eating independently gives them more freedom and more contests and eating challenges as opposed to to major league eating which holds maybe 2 contests a month but purses are high
Anonymous said
October 8, 2026 @ 7:58 pm
946 i dont even think joey could eat 70 hot dogs again at this point
beautifulbrian said
October 8, 2026 @ 9:15 pm
OJ i just want to say thank you for promoting me and my website from 2005- to 2012 give or take a few yrs For the record i gave up on social media starting july 2020 to 2026 for personal reasons FB , YT comp eating You actually promoted me and my site and podcast more than you promoted your own site It was prob after 2012 that things began to sour I partially take the blame asking you via email to delete some of the negative comments about me and there were plenty If you go through archives one derogatory insult after another regarding my rancid breath hygiene and ass odors all of which are totally false But you know what? its entertaining and humerous at the same time. after looking back at it Mpst of the eaters with MLE were always cool with me with the exception of maybe 4 or 5 names whom i did not like at all For the record i never posted negative remarks on my website about wives or family members of other eaters with MLE For those who swear i did then please provide documentation or copy paste those remarks on this site or send to my email because you know damn well you are full of shit Did i post negative remarks about select eaters? Yes i did only because they had it coming to them but i never initiated the hate i posted those remarks because they pulled some scumbug moves and it gave me great pleasure to call out these low life fuckers for their actions If you dont like it too fuckin bad then bitch on here or FB or go to REDDIT where your comments will fall on dead ears Good job with your site lasting 20yrs still going strong
ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)
October 9, 2026 @ 9:18 am
Thanks, but I would not say eatfeats is going strong. I have a series of longer posts I want to write, when those are done, I will let the off season be off and then see where I am at in 2027.
anonymous said
October 9, 2026 @ 11:49 am
I hope that does not mean the end of eatfeats, Where do we go to post our frustrations ? Speedeat.com and BB.com are a thing of the past . IFOCE .com ? LOL
Anonymous said
October 9, 2026 @ 3:12 pm
Brian, you are not the oldest eater competing currently. Frank Wach is 72 and still competes. He finished the 72oz steak dinner on the Route 66 Big Texan Tour this past summer at the Chicago final stop.
beautifulbrian said
October 9, 2026 @ 4:20 pm
just want to mention one more thing not related to competitive eating. I was recently banned from my high school message boards which makes 3 over the course of the year for posting what they deem as inappropriate comments about former classmates and teachers The fuuny part is my posts were more about teachers and not kids i went to school with I had this one sub teacher Mr Sherbell who looked like something out of revenge of the nerds He got in front of class did not say one word and was bombarded with paper airplanes spitballs empty orange juice containers chew bubble gum and paper clips shot with rubber bands . My post was simply “does anyone remember this teacher accompanied by my class photo and a photo of one of cast members from revenge of nerds He stood in front for 30 min without saying one word after the bell rung Never heard from again rumor has it he resigned from board of ed or was terminated and had his licence revoked After i left the post i was bashed to bits by former teachers(not classmates) and kids who went to that school Comments like “you are a disgusting dispicable human being” Why are bringing this up 54yrs later blah blah . There was one post that prob sealed my fate I posted a pic of this kid who i saw fondling himself through his pants to a middle aged school economics teacher who we referred to as rubin the crow ” The first response i got was from this girl i went to HS with ” I saw this other kid jerking off in class do you want me to mention his name ? The next comment was ” Why bring this up ? You know the kid had issues his mother used to walk him to school every day . I respond thats no excuse for him playing with himself in front of class . I realized the post was in bad taste and deleted it altogether . The administrator of the page gave me plenty of rope as far as me telling it like it is They have strict guidelines which i abide by never using four letter words etc etc The adminis of the page is not to blame . These botox laden senior citizen females whom i went to school with are the one i hold responsible . . Not to mention the surgeon who performed platic surgery on them and botched it up bigtime The beauty of FB is that their pics and real names are attached to their profile unlike eatfeats where any tom dick and harry can go to town on someone without usin their real name I know every single one of them because they were either classmates or kids i went to school with Some of the women who were pretty hot looking in the 70s did not age well and look like total shit now. . These old farts be it nale or female need to get a damn sense of humor Life is short and all of them can kick the bucket on any given day I wanted to get my last two cents in with some of the exact words from this post minus four letter words , but it never saw the light of day I would love to see these same senior citizens try and flex their muscle on this site . OJ would more than likely laugh in their face ignore their emails while allowing me to bash them to bits while the regulars on this site would chime in for good measure The insults directed toward them would be so severe it would not only bring tears to their eyes but they would never show their aging fucked up faces again on this site. In closing i have some good news i am still able to post on my grade school mesage board as well as my JHS message board but not HS All of the deleted posts on FB regarding parody songs on kids i went to school with and will be made available on my YT page The beauty of YT is that you can post whatever the hell you want and earn income to boot which includes bashing berating and foul language As long as you dont use copyright music, or post kiddie porn or porn in general and not use drugs or have sex on camera , you are good to go I would love to see these thin skinned suckers try and ban me from YT for speaking my mind The 50 billion plus viewers will laugh in their face in comment section while i rack in the views Ahhh its a beautiful thing
beautifulbrian said
October 9, 2026 @ 4:23 pm
Damn i thought i i held that honor I knew Frank god bless him See that, age is just a number
ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)
October 9, 2026 @ 5:36 pm
Here is the mini documentary Barstool Chicago made about Frank Wach https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95KXBcVd2qY
beautifulbrian said
October 9, 2026 @ 7:31 pm
Some of you might get a kick out of this my 3rd grade class 1967 Mrs Albert better known as farm animal See if you can recognize me in pic Read the comments as well LOL
https://www.facebook.com/groups/50323352942/permalink/10164823724087943/
anonymous said
October 10, 2026 @ 6:17 am
If eatfeats becomes defunct where are the sicken and santel haters going to go?
anonymous said
October 10, 2026 @ 9:29 am
curious if allen goldstein comment about shmelkin eating 11 hot dogs will get any response from facebook or reddit posters or any other social media outlet after this site no longer exists I am positive they will have no idea what the hell he talking about
i heard said
October 10, 2026 @ 9:35 am
i heard that David Goldstein is the biggest phoney two faced fucker you have ever met . Someone told me that he saw Mr Shmelkin at Borgata Casino in AC a long time ago and was real friendly However when Mr Shmelkin tried to friend him on Fb his reply was ” Nothing personal but I prefer not to share my life with you at this time “
Anonymous said
October 10, 2026 @ 10:06 am
Wow talk about two faced Makes you wonder if this Goldstein guy has any friends
Did you hear? said
October 10, 2026 @ 1:55 pm
I am curious BB, if Dave’s response was exactly as you described, what is the big deal? I would be thankful I at least received an honest instead of being ghosted. That’s the great thing about social media, you can pick & choose who is in your friends circle. You weren’t very nice to him at time, with your past comments, like the 2 face bitch you are.
I heard said
October 10, 2026 @ 7:28 pm
The funny thing is that BB never had anything against the guy it was only when he hooked up with his phoney two faced cuz that he turned against him I would bet the ranch that his fake two faced cuz turned on him like he did to everyone one else he came into contact with including his imaginary friend with the boat Yes he turned on him as well
anonymous said
October 10, 2026 @ 9:12 pm
Did you hear when you post a video like this It is created with sole intent to demean and humiliate another human being and hoping that he sees it Ok it was 14yrs ago but I am sure that the guy with the 5k wig or expensive hairplugs came up with the idea and Dave with the mentality of a 14 yr old just went along for the ride I am sure if someone posted a video poking fun at his severely handicapped son he wouldnt find that funny . Matter fact the laughter would turn to rage ok? Quite obvious who he was referring to in the video without mentioning names Just proves what a wimp his faithful cuz is , probably think in back of his mind that legal action might ensue if he did actually mention his name BTW if both clowns thought it was funny it wasnt watch video judge for yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5edOM_vrtsY&t=215s
anonymous said
October 11, 2026 @ 6:39 am
For sure thats a wig hes wearing The only reason he let the taller dude tug on it was because he used gorilla glue to cement it to his scalp LOL
anonymous said
October 11, 2026 @ 7:38 am
i think that video can be summed up in 30 swconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjMww2F-8C4
anonymous said
October 11, 2026 @ 12:18 pm
The shredder quit competitive altogether in 2011 after he lost a very controversial decision in a nathans qualifier in NC by one hot dog to yasir salam That along with fact that mc george shea was mocking him during the contest ” Alan Goldstein is looking for something to hold on to from his past to pass on to his grandkids when he passes away and that should be very soon” That qualifier was posted on here but it was taken down a few days later I think Goldstein left a comment about shea under anonymous ” the guy forgot to take his medicine “
anonymous said
October 11, 2026 @ 8:22 pm
I saw the qualifier OJ didnt take it down It was on youtube and whoever filmed the video deleted it because he asked him to
anonymous said
October 12, 2026 @ 5:34 am
dave goldstein made more money lifetime playing poker than he did as competitive eater
https://eatfeats.com/query.php?_table=eaters&id=905
https://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=44479
anonymous said
October 12, 2026 @ 10:56 am
the taller dude looks like someone spray painted his scalp black
Anonymous said
October 12, 2026 @ 11:01 am
Remember that video where the Great Gavonne approached the bitch Brain Sicken and the first thing that the coward did was run to the police for help. Not only does he live in a sewage dump but he’s also a scared little bitch and he always has been.
beautifulbrian said
October 13, 2026 @ 5:08 am
i remember that very well the homeless faggot was backpeddling for dear life filming it with that cheap cell camera so he could post it on his YT page that has 20 views per video Nobody gives a rats ass about you you pathetic looking old man with 5 teeth in his mouth Yeah i went to the cops while porky pig millender stood there only because i didnt want to go to jail for beating the living crap out of you Real tough guy huh? Menchetti approached you after a dumpling contest (and its on one of your cheap cell phone videos) and like the pussy you are the first thing out of your mouth ” That was a good contest i got nuthin against you pal i got my own problems ” Menchetti said ” obviously” then walked away realizing he was dealing with a psycho Lets not forget when Arnie Chapman called you and threaten to rip your lungs out, you called 911 cops came to your welfare apt taking notes, were probably laughing their ass off over an eating contest you were banned from . Then you recorded the threat phone call and tried to sell an audio cd of chaman threaten you for $9.99 Do we forget when you emailed Ed Jarvis accusing him of having oral sex with me? Sick beyond words To many of you that were not around during that time 2010 or 11 trust me what i just wrote is 100 percent fact
anonymous said
October 13, 2026 @ 5:22 am
I remember BB telling me he used to box at gleasons in mid 70s with some promising lightweights and nearly competed in golden gloves BB would punish him for 15 rds let alone 1round if he lasted that long
anonymous said
October 13, 2026 @ 5:30 am
Allen bad toupee Goldstein another wimp when confronted and threatened by former boxer Arturo Natural Rios in a bar during SPIKE tv chowdown special in 2007 , ran to the sheas instead of confronting him like a man
anonymous said
October 13, 2026 @ 9:42 am
Gavonne reminds me of stuttering John from howard stern show but nowhere near as funny as John
Dog Eat Dog said
October 13, 2026 @ 10:30 am
There was no CD, & everything else this brain damaged lunatic says is a lie. This is why EatFeats is going under, because foolish OJ has let his site been taken over by a deranged, senile hater who is too stupid to know the truth from his own sick fantasies. No one thinks twice about this outcast, which is why he needs to make up these outrageous lies to get attention. The cruddy world of competitive eating is all he knows, & he gets most of the facts wrong, either on purpose or he’s just too old & dumb to know what’s really going on. It’s the same innocent targets over & over. Does anyone care what he says at this point?
anonymous said
October 13, 2026 @ 12:15 pm
Dog eat dog i think the same can be said for you You seem to live in denial due in part to all the crack you smoked and heroine you injected in your veins all these years apparantly warped your brain
anonymous said
October 13, 2026 @ 12:28 pm
innocent targets? You are the one who goes after innocent targets on here Nobody cares about you or your fucked up existance which is why not one person on this site responds to your hate . I would be shocked if you even have a checking account . Where are you going to go if this site goes under and there is no sounding board for you to comment on? Hmmmm? Hmmmm? Hmmm?
anonymous said
October 13, 2026 @ 3:05 pm
Dog Eat Dog said
October 13, 2026 @ 10:30 a
LIVING IN DENIAL DENIAL DENIAL
anonymous said
October 13, 2026 @ 4:35 pm
Rose i guess you are going to deny that you showed up at citifield for a nathans qualifier in 2011 hoping to convince Rich Shea to give you ticket to the Met game and scoop up the leftover hotdogs from the eaters plates after the contest in a paper bag I am sure you will deny that you referred to Mr Sicken as a child molestor , calling George Shea a crook as well as referring to maria edible who won the contest as a slut sucking rich shea cock You will probably deny it all like you always do but smart posters with half a brain who frequent this site will agree you are full of shit
Anonymous said
October 13, 2026 @ 5:54 pm
I can’t wait for Serken for to try out for Nathan’s in 27. He will fall and fail miserably and will be heckled for the entire 10 minutes. He’s can’t take pressure and will cave like a house of smelly cards. He’ll be lucky if he could choke down 3.
Anonymous said
October 13, 2026 @ 7:41 pm
No no no I heard that CD of that lunatic Chapman screaming on the phone sold liike hotcakes One point it was on backorder
anonymous said
October 14, 2026 @ 3:27 am
Serken LOL
anonymous said
October 14, 2026 @ 3:42 am
can we please take a vote if thats a wig goldstein is wearing in the video He must have been in his late 40s Where is hairline ?
anonymous said
October 14, 2026 @ 8:20 am
What ever happened to Chapman? Last i read he was at Carnegie Deli 2 weeks ago telling reporters he was the 2 time pickle champ .Who did he actually beat? Sure he was champ beating up on the eaters with primitive eating skills in his rinky dink eating organization
ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)
October 14, 2026 @ 9:05 am
He has started an AICE Hall of Fame facebook page here
https://www.facebook.com/groups/2644186746012740/
anonymous said
October 14, 2026 @ 9:53 am
You gotta be kidding me ? Unbelievable LMFAO
anonymous said
October 14, 2026 @ 10:02 am
This guy used to post here on a somewhat frequent level referring to OJ as sheanerz sugegeting that OJ might be Ryan Nerz or George Shea and then accuse either the sheas or OJ of promoting stealth marketing More like a crazed bully
anonymous said
October 14, 2026 @ 10:27 am
He won a Bens matzah ball qualifier but was not allowed to compete in the finals because he refused to sign ifoce contract Before the contest he burst into Bens Deli in NYC with a ski cap in freezing cold calling george shea a crook and slave master and urged all the eaters in contest to join his organization He said to Booker hey big guy come aboard slavery is over Booker had his headphones on totally ignored him Cell cameras were in its infant stages and YT didnt exist but if someone actually fimed it your looking 30 mill views at minimum This dude should have been a comedian
anonymous said
October 14, 2026 @ 5:09 pm
i wouldnt touch that guy with ten foot pole hes crazy he likes to sue surprised he didnt try to close down this site
Stat keeper said
October 14, 2026 @ 11:54 pm
Hey Butiful Brain, lest we not forget that Goldstein won a $40K SUV at wing bowl since you are so pre-occupied with eating vs poker stats.
Since you are not allowed on his facebook page either, know that his son you like referring about is no longer alive so you would be smart to keep your filthy toothless mouth shut.
anonymous said
October 15, 2026 @ 1:23 am
his eating organization if you want to call it that , never had EMT present Talk about lawsuits?
anonymous said
October 15, 2026 @ 8:00 am
Is that a threat Goldstein? A . He doesnt need your pathetic friendship Beaut Briam never uttered one bad word about your son Why dont you threaten Gavonne who posted on this very site that your son should never have been born B as far as toothless he had a full set of teeth well into his 50s his dad had a full set of purly whites but his mom had gum disease its hereditary and oh by the way in 2008 watch this video even though it was all in fun, If Brian Subich actually took a swing at you you would not have any teeth left Punk ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUVV5Riadhw
Anonymous said
October 15, 2026 @ 8:14 am
Would be funny to see Goldstein knock out the last 3 teeth that are rotting in Seiken’s mouth. Some people don’t know when to give it a rest. It’s been how many years since any of these guys were relevant to the eating world?
anonymous said
October 15, 2026 @ 8:17 am
I heard that US mule is too much of a chicken shit to play cash games that why he plays it safe by playing tournaments only Maybe hendon mob should start posting all of his tournament entries and the countless times he busted out of the money His winnings are far and few
anonymous said
October 15, 2026 @ 12:06 pm
8:14 Goldstein aint knockin anyone teeth out Mr Shmelkin from what i heard came close to becoming a golden gloves candidate . when Golstein was still in grade school I bet at 66 he would punish him the boxing ring for 15rds Goldshit is all lip Prob never had a fight in his life And who are you 8;14? Dave or his cuz with the 5k wig he tugged at in the video knowing full well it was confidently cemented to his scalp with gorilla glue BTW Mr Shmelkin last count has 15 teeth left not 5 you ill informed ass
anonymous said
October 15, 2026 @ 12:29 pm
814 it would be evev funnier to see seiken knock out the remaining teeth in your rotted mouth and this is not Seiken
anonymous said
October 15, 2026 @ 1:04 pm
Mr Seiken never did anything to Goldstein to justify his behavior on this site Never once spoke negatively about his wife or his kids on this site or on his old website
Not Mr Seiken or Mr Taylor said
October 15, 2026 @ 4:09 pm
knowing Allen Goldstein track record on maintaining long term relationships with fellow competitive eaters , i highly doubt that he and David Goldstein are on speaking terms any longer If not then my assumtion was wrong
Anonymous said
October 17, 2026 @ 5:25 am
Who are all these bums people are discussing her or taking part in this discussion? I must be too young. Never heard of ANY of you. LMAO. Maybe that is a data point.
anonymous said
October 17, 2026 @ 9:18 am
525 you will be surprised that alot of these youngsters who were too young or might not have been born when some of these old school eaters were on the scene, , find these stories interesting and compelling Same can apply to the oldtimers who have no idea or never even head of the newbies on the eating circuit at the present time
anonymous said
October 17, 2026 @ 6:10 pm
OJ do you screen alot of negative messages before you post them I could just imagine Also do get alot of emails complainin about this shmekin guy and patty cake?
Anonymous said
October 18, 2026 @ 4:57 am
9:18 – You must be one of the delusionals living off off your parents and/or think Eating is an actual profession. What a moron. Have you read some of this dribble actually? Interesting and compelling? Get a real job.
Anonymous said
October 18, 2026 @ 8:04 am
4:57 they’re less delusional than these talentless eaters from yesteryear still mocking each other and littering this forum with their incoherent banter.
Anonymous said
October 18, 2026 @ 8:34 am
457 u am going to assume you are under 21 or have the mentality of someone even younger Therefore I I refrain from responding to you in future
NOT Patty Cake said
October 18, 2026 @ 10:32 am
If I had to lay odds I’d say that Seiken is the next one to croak. His mind is gone already.
NOT Dog Eat Dog said
October 18, 2026 @ 10:36 am
Saying you were almost in the Golden Gloves is like saying you almost got laid. You almost were a man but then you ran like a little girl.
anonymous said
October 18, 2026 @ 11:54 am
Nobody is running from you or would even waste their time getting their hands dirty Slamming you in the mouth would give you a golden opportunity to get some money to supplement your $200 a month welfare check via a lawsuit considering you dont have a pot to piss in Probably blow it all to satisfy your heroine addiction
anonymous said
October 18, 2026 @ 12:41 pm
mr rose when was the last time you held a real job before you went on permanent public assistance Working as a towel boy in a brighton beach whore house in the 1980s doesnt count
The Grim Reaper said
October 18, 2026 @ 7:26 pm
Seiken/Taylor Ham had that look of death in that pathetic video. The 2-step plan is for him to lose his mind & then his life. Step 1 is complete.
anonymous said
October 18, 2026 @ 9:50 pm
this is so fuckin funny i almst pissed in my pants WTF is the point of this?
Congrats on your victory thank you have a good day i got mothing against you pal i got my own problems obviously
then he goes home and title the video fat blowtard mencheater 300 views in 15yrs zero comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmf6zd2ahrU
anonymous said
October 19, 2026 @ 1:27 am
LOL i got my own problems thats an understatement
anonymous said
October 19, 2026 @ 2:22 am
OJ in regard to Chapman from what i heard he has changed no longer the anger obsessed maniac he used to be Mellowed out so to speak The dude was completetly out of his mind no idea what he was capable of He could be quite dangerous When he burst through the entrance of Bens deli wearing a ski cap in 5 degree weather demanding that all the eaters in the finals join his orgaization , it reminded me of a liitle kid throwing a temper tantrum becaus mommy and daddy bought him the wrong toy. He told Booker what about you big guy slavery is over hop aboard . He pointed to George shea calling him a slavemaster a fraud and a crook all while George was staring him down with a sinister smile reminiscent of the joker in batman movie He was probobly think to himself this guy has no idea who he fucking with
anonymous said
October 19, 2026 @ 9:22 am
incredible so that makes 3 that let gavonne off the hook allowing him to interview them without punching him in the mouth
1.US Male
2.Larel marie Mele
3. Joe Menchetti give this asshole credit so far hes batting 1000
anonymous said
October 19, 2026 @ 11:22 am
Who is this gavonne you won’t stop talking about? I never saw a man so obsessed with another man. either your queer or insane. He’s living inside you’re head rent free. It’s hilarious how jealous a 60 something year old man can be over another 60 year old man.
anonymous said
October 19, 2026 @ 3:02 pm
i saw video of this shmelkin guy from 15 yrs ago doing a version of beer money where he pays marie mele $1 for every correct answer when he told her about rose being released from prison and he might bother her ” Im a queens girl ill take care of him” Instead she let him interview her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EndH26-WP8
anonymous said
October 19, 2026 @ 4:07 pm
Mr Gavonne can I ask you a question? Refrain from personal attacks on this Mr Shmelkin appearance ,, hygiene etc how would you describe his overall personality ? Obnoxious? Arrogant? Annoying? Please shsre
anonymous said
October 19, 2026 @ 4:38 pm
i think arnie chapman wears a twopay its obvious
anonymous said
October 19, 2026 @ 4:40 pm
All three
anonymous said
October 19, 2026 @ 8:10 pm
For argument sake lets say Chapman wears a toupee whats your point? Is that a crime ? Is he hurting anyone if he indeed sports a toupee? That is the most asinine comment i have ever read For the record Arnie Chapman was able to fly the majority of eaters in his organization to Japan to compete in several eating tournaments out there Would the Shea brothers be able to pull that off? Oh hell no and even if they did each and every eater would likely pay their own way except for maybe Chestnut and webb Chapman did not run aice he left his wife in contol and she handled the business aspect of the organization which included sponsorship and putting together the actual contests as a whole
rabbi abromovitz said
October 19, 2026 @ 11:15 pm
ooy vay ooy vay vats wrong mid a toupee
anonymous said
October 20, 2026 @ 10:00 am
If by chance this site goes under in 2027 you should say a prayer before you go to bed and hope its not true You wont get the leeway or rope that this guy gives you anywhere else. as far as slamming berating and insulting another human being . The other day i was on reddit for the first time in years and they are a far cry from what thye used to allow on their site as far as posts and comments There was a time when you were given the license to say or post anything about anyone with no restrictions attached This included foul language hurtful remarks about others etc etc Matter fact i remember one guy posted about having sex with his grandmother and even went in detail as well . Those days are long gone If you even go as far as using the word hell your post will be deleted For those of you thinking about posting nasty personal remarks about others on that site and that includes pattycakes shmelkin or jack and santel haters, you will met with a rude awakening Not only will will your post be deleted but you might get thrown off the site altogether If by chance your post goes through it might last one minute or less or might not even see the light of day The competitive eating forum is slim or none The only posts i saw were about badlands chugs and chestnut 7yrs old or at best 2yrs if your lucky The comments range from ” this is disgusting: why are we watching this? This fat slob wont live past 50 blah blah I posted a somewhat negative review about a restaurant i ate at refrain from vulgarity and what not . Stayed posted for 3 min and eventually taken down by the moderator YT reaches out to 2.5 billion per month as opposed to reddit 435 million If your posts are positive you can average 5k in views in less than 5 min where as YT it might take 2 weeks to avg 5k and that only applies to big channels But reddit is text based only no photos or links allowed where as YT you can post pics videos etc YT also allows you to post unlimited footage of anything you want If you want to post a 10 hr hate video on a particular individual explicit profanity and what not, YT will allow it you can even rant live for hrs depending on how much battery life you have left on your phone What they wont permit is use of copyright music big no no racial profile big no no anti semitism big no no persistant use of N word a big no no All mentioned are flagged material If you want to post about someone personal hygiene mouth odor ass odors breath vagina etc that is acceptable pics as well The problem is whos watching ? If you have a small channel you are out of luck If your primary intent is to gain enough viewership when you berate another human being in hope of getting your point across , you need many subs and views or have Mr beast potential attached to it Oh you will get views regardless of how big or small your channel is but those views are prob reachig foreign countries saudi arabia, india China Indonesia hell some ofthose views might even include terrorists Are those the type of people you want watching your hate videos about santel, scott eats, rayna , shmelkin pattycakes , jack etc?
anonymous said
October 20, 2026 @ 11:35 am
shmelkin is a legend his videos on compt eating is just a small sample of his enourmous talent
anonymous said
October 20, 2026 @ 11:41 am
bottom line a rug wearer has no biz competing in a MLE level as well as any other comp eating forum PERIOD! So it shall be written so it shall be done Are you listening Wild Bill Geoff Esper? Hmmm hmmm?
Anonymously said
October 20, 2026 @ 1:44 pm
Seiko answering all of his own anonymous posts, some things never change.
FYI Seiko; I hear the Goldsteins remain friends, I saw Male & Subich remain friends and hung out together recently and lastly, Maleman would be a clear lock to knock you senseless in a fight. I would bet the farm on it. You’re still a loner and a loser. Long live the Bologna champ.
anonymous said
October 20, 2026 @ 7:32 pm
here the difference between eatfeats and reddit and its a huge one The posters on reddit are whining little panzies who sole objective is to mock and ridicule everything and anything you post They like to report you to the moderator for something as trivial as use of CAPS Why are you yelling? Didnt that go out with AOL chat rooms in 1999 I mean really talk about people on here not having a life Imagine if someone insulted them with personal attacks on this site they would cry to mama WAAAAAH OJ would probably laugh his ass off if they emailed him Just for spite i would post each and every comment in caps LOL
Anonymous said
October 20, 2026 @ 9:10 pm
10:00 – learn to use periods please
anonymous said
October 21, 2026 @ 4:52 am
910 you would fit in just fine on reddit no doubt i guess you will make an issue that i left out the colon after 9 which i did on purpose hoping that you would bring it to my attention
anonymous said
October 21, 2026 @ 5:08 am
the biggest difference is that on reddit you are insulting or attacking someone you never met or have no idea what they look like . No fun in that regard. You are assigned a screen name along with an avatar On this site the majority of posterswho insult and berate, know the name of the individual and what they look like be it direct contact or through photos and eating challenges on youtube or facebook
anonymous said
October 21, 2026 @ 5:12 am
reddit posters remind me of those smart kids in elementary school that skipped the 8th grade and looked down on kids that didnt make the SP LOL More suited for the debate team in school
anonymous said
October 21, 2026 @ 5:22 am
reddit would serve no purpose for morons like shmelkin and rose better suited for people that like to debate boring shit like politics and war in israel
anonymous said
October 21, 2026 @ 5:43 am
you can earn money on reddit with your comments 1 cent per comment when you achieve gold status On this site you earn shit just satisfaction of insulting another human being
anonymous said
October 22, 2026 @ 3:02 am
check that on reddit comment you are allowed to say fuck shit or foul language of any kind you can even post pics along with the post which is disabled on this site For the eatfeats haters who take sheer enjoyment out of humiliating and insulting another human being this would be considered a gold mine for them However one catch If they even suspect that you are demeaning another individual the AI moderator will delete the post before it sees the light of day Totally sucks
OJ is Toast said
October 22, 2026 @ 8:14 am
Take screenshots of every comment.
Include the date, username (“Brian Seiken”), URL, and surrounding discussion if possible.
Save the webpage as a PDF as well.
Copy the exact text into a document.
Courts and attorneys generally want the precise wording.
Note why each statement is false and what evidence you have showing it’s false.
Determine whether the statements are:
Assertions of fact (“John stole money from X”)
Or opinions (“I think John is dishonest”)
Generally speaking, false statements of fact are more likely to support a defamation claim than opinions.
Consider contacting the site operator.
Many website owners will remove potentially defamatory comments if presented with evidence that they’re false.
A polite written request can sometimes resolve the issue faster and cheaper than litigation.
If you’re seriously considering legal action, consult a New York attorney experienced in defamation law.
An attorney can advise whether the comments are likely actionable and can pursue identification of site operators or commenters if necessary.
One thing to keep in mind: even if the commenter uses his real name, you would typically sue the person who made the statement if he wrote it. The website operator may or may not have liability depending on the circumstances and applicable law. In the United States, website operators often have significant protections regarding content posted by users.
If you tell me the exact comments (or paste them here), I can help you analyze whether they look more like factual allegations, opinions, insults, or something else. That distinction is often crucial in defamation cases.
anonymous said
October 22, 2026 @ 9:48 am
that reall sucks because i planned to post a rather extensive video of one low life scumbag who posts here frequently with pics and a song parody to boot To say this individual would be embarrased is an understatement Dont worry ill find a way around it possibly patreon where they allow everthing including excessive vomiting or having sex with your best friends mother
anonymous said
October 22, 2026 @ 11:50 am
OJ delete that comment Rose needs a life
anonymous said
October 22, 2026 @ 11:53 am
la la la la la la la LMFAO
anonymous said
October 22, 2026 @ 12:01 pm
OJ take screenshots of all of Pattycakes aka Joseph Rose anti semetic slurs and hate filled comments posted by that individual regarding Larell Marie Mele, Brian Seiken Joe Menchetti and recently deceased Tim Janus Not hard to find those comments This individual is a cancer to this site and needs to be silenced by court of law As we speak i am in contact with several powerful attornies which will put an end to this for good
anonymous said
October 22, 2026 @ 12:12 pm
OJ copy paste the comment from pattycake threats of physical violence against Brian Seiken and Joe Menchetti I kept records of his hate filled “fuhrer” comments as far back as 2010 which also include threats of physical violence against will millender Many of these comments can be found in the archive section which began around 2010 the actual time when those comments were posted
anonymous said
October 22, 2026 @ 1:57 pm
prime example of an individual who has plenty of free time and nothing better to do with that free time The comment was copied and pasted from a litigation website and used certain individuals names to make it appear real Just go away dude you have no reputation to defend
Celino &Bsrnes said
October 22, 2026 @ 2:54 pm
Defamation lawsuits cost money unless yo get into a car accident or hurt on job then it’s contingency basis From what was told this man has no assets except for $3 metro card to ride on the MTA
anonymous said
October 22, 2026 @ 6:53 pm
obvious this dude sufffers from a crippled socialization dysfunction.
cornelius shaftmore said
October 22, 2026 @ 8:47 pm
this hate most come to a halt I want it to STOP right now
anonymous said
October 23, 2026 @ 9:37 am
Real sad ass 814.It appears that someone has loads of free time on their hands. Instead of posting nonsense this individual should devote that time doing something constructive like maybe volunteer work for charitable organizations people less fortunate such cancer patients or feed the hungry Seek help before this mindless hate eats you up alive
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