Donut-Geddon (Kurt from Cherry Hill) won this morning's donut eating contest at the Amish Market in North Wildwood, NJ and claim a spot in Wing Bowl 24 (contest podcast).

July 23, 2015 at 3:32 pm by ojrifkin · More posts about:Atlantic City, Contest Results, Wing Bowl, Wing Bowl 24 | Permalink * Comments (32)

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  1. Time Machine said

    July 23, 2015 @ 4:39 pm

    I’m going to save everyone a lot of time. Here’s what the independents will say so we can move on from on …

    Molly: “Great job Kurt!”
    Kurt: “Thanks Molly you’re the best!”
    Erik: “Molly you’re so smart and the best eater of all time! Have you seen my latest video of Molly?”
    Stephanie: “I love you too Molly, Erik and Kurt.”
    Molly, Erik, Kurt and Torres: “We all hate Brian.”
    General anonymous independent eater: “Brian spells bad.”
    Anonymous Erik, Molly or some other loser: “I wish Molly would eat at Nathan’s next year, I bet she could 100 hot dogs in 10 minutes.”
    Stephanie: “Right on! Everyone who doesn’t think Molly is the best in the world is a troll.”

    There, independents did I cover everything? Pretty predictable. Do we have to hear from you guys now?

  2. Haha! said

    July 23, 2015 @ 6:15 pm

    Whoever you are, this is hilarious!

  3. anonymous said

    July 23, 2015 @ 8:06 pm

    You forgot the part where the thread somehow magically changes direction and becomes about a 49th ranked eater. This eater starts having a hissy fit, and then angrily calls out two enemies of his (a “midget” and a “gorilla”), challenging one to a food contest.

  4. Lenny Limpdick said

    July 23, 2015 @ 9:46 pm

    Molly is not very good at eating she would rather focus on grammer

  5. anonymous said

    July 23, 2015 @ 10:12 pm

    Nice to be hated by 3 of the four whom Brian never even heard of

  6. WaYnEyWoNDeR said (Registered September 17, 2012)

    July 23, 2015 @ 10:27 pm

    I dont like molly….. and technically shes all pro not an independent. and why does she have to pretend to be me at eating challenges…… looooo

  7. ErikTheElectric said (Registered January 11, 2015)

    July 24, 2015 @ 3:04 am

    FYI: “Time Machine” you come off as EXTREMELY butt-hurt (and jealous).

  8. Mindy said

    July 24, 2015 @ 7:26 am

    Erik please explain “extremely butt hurt.” Is that a problem you are suffering from?

  9. Mindy said

    July 24, 2015 @ 7:30 am

    Are you a doctor?

  10. Mindy said

    July 24, 2015 @ 7:38 am

    Yes, grammatically you’ve told everyone you and Molly are Shakespearean. is jealously a sympton?

  11. Mindy said

    July 24, 2015 @ 7:47 am

    The most educated eating champs ever! Teach us. Sorry about the typos maybe you send your love notes to molly via email?

  12. Mindy said

    July 24, 2015 @ 12:02 pm

    Okay — time out. Molly go and get your restaurant. You don’t have to eat a crazy amount of food. Im sure you are smart of it without bringing others like tbw down.

  13. ErikTheElectric said (Registered January 11, 2015)

    July 24, 2015 @ 12:54 pm

    I’ll just leave this here… “Mindy”. Go have fun!

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ButtHurt

  14. Mindy said

    July 24, 2015 @ 2:14 pm

    Boy that sucks Molly and her crew have butt hurts.

  15. Mindy said

    July 24, 2015 @ 2:16 pm

    Mandy rules!

  16. Molly Schuyler said (Registered December 25, 2012)

    July 24, 2015 @ 4:04 pm

    Mindy likes to go on pointless rambling sprees. Thanks for the entertainment.

  17. Mindy said

    July 24, 2015 @ 6:37 pm

    Oh, Molly 4:04, here we go again. I’ll start from the beginning. Do you know why Takers is a legend? Because he ate an incredible amount of food and didn’t have to have himself tell us about it. Others publically bragged for him. Do you want to know why Joey Chestnut is a legend. Same deal. Sonya “The Black Widow?” I can’t recall if she ever posted about her eating abilities. Even Miki and Matt finally learned. You don’t need to come on this site, or post Facebook whatever. Others will tell us about how incredible you are. More legitimate sources than someone that just bragged about being the best in the world because she ate a lot of crappy, no name diner food. And, don’t now blame your public perception as being a result of your psychophants (Erik, Stephanie, etc.) boasting for you. Molly you could tell to Stfu in one phone call.

  18. Mindy said

    July 24, 2015 @ 6:56 pm

    Yes, Molly the above will have a lot of typos, grammatical errors, etc. If that’s all you your idiot friends can focus on. well, good luck.

  19. Anonymous said

    July 24, 2015 @ 10:48 pm

    Mindy, do you stink so much at eating that this is what your life has come to. Wow. Picking a pointless pneuma ship war because some girls do better than you. You must really suck more than we think. Mindy is a nice choice of a name too. Librarian or lunch lady must be your day job.

  20. Look at Me said

    July 25, 2015 @ 3:07 am

    Is it so wrong for people to bring attention to themselves? Just because we get sick and tired of reading about the adventures of Molly doesn’t take away her right to desire attention. Surely, some people think she’s amazing.

  21. Mainliner said

    July 25, 2015 @ 4:53 am

    Attention is Molly’s drug of choice.

  22. Not US Male said

    July 25, 2015 @ 8:41 am

    Seikens drug is filth and not bathing

  23. Anonymous said

    July 25, 2015 @ 8:58 am

    Well put 1048pm, I mean Molly.

  24. Voltaire said

    July 25, 2015 @ 11:02 am

    Of course you have the right to post here. You just look small when you do. Especially when you have your friends and family tell us you are the greatest of all time. You are not. Kobi, Joey, Sonya have those bases covered. Miki has way too much baggage and is swinging out. Matt? He’s on deck. You’re up next and it doesn’t look good for competitive eating with you running around telling people on this site I’m going to hit a home run.

  25. anonymous said

    July 25, 2015 @ 12:12 pm

    Hey off topic but i just saw this great gambling movie called Wild Card with Jason Stratham. The co star in the movie Milo Ventimiglia who plays a gangster looks like Juan Rodriguez
    http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/wild-card4.jpg

  26. Anonymous said

    July 25, 2015 @ 12:38 pm

    Who cares

  27. Anonymous said

    July 25, 2015 @ 12:42 pm

    Hey Serkun, No one cares about your gambling movies and look alikes you sad hermit loser.

  28. Anonymous said

    July 25, 2015 @ 1:14 pm

    Why don’t you use your name when posting poker comments. The world knows it’s you.

  29. Not siken said

    July 25, 2015 @ 9:43 pm

    Maybe you should invest some time and read a few books . You might make some real cash for once in your pathetic life instead of holding your head high shoving pig intestines into your own intestines and tell your friends ooo ooo look at my only accomplishment in life, i cashed in $200 within a 6 yr time frame. I am so proud of myself and so is the world . Ha . .By the time you hit 50 your physician will tell you there is nothing they can do for you cause your body is so riddled with liver and colon cancer its just too late. You and not serken is the sorry ass loser. Then again you would make one hell of a lousy poker player because as usual you called wrong bluff. It aint pickle champ. Stupid ass!

  30. Anonymous said

    July 25, 2015 @ 10:51 pm

    $200 within a 6 yr time frame. Is that what a postal conveyer belt operator makes?

  31. anonymous said

    July 25, 2015 @ 10:54 pm

    I dreamed they had a 10-minute hot dog eating contest last night. They announced all the winners, down to 12 HDB. They didn’t bother announcing those who ate less. There were only 2 or 3 contestants left; and a certain eater, who shall remain nameless (name rhymes with “table-enderkin”), was among them. So we know he ate at most 11 HDB.

  32. Anonymous said

    July 26, 2015 @ 11:14 am

    Will this unnamed 49th ranked table ender be at chicken speidie for another last place finish?

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