MLE has posted a 2001 edition of its Gurgitator publication to twitter. Article topics include Kevin Lipsitz & Lorraine Arrol's marriage, the Glutton Bowl, Gut Buster, Cookie Jarvis' rookie of the year candidacy, Don Lerman's Cloud Burger record and the top 70. There are 2 people in that list currently ranked: Badlands Booker (#9) and Brian Seiken (#65) (Large images: page 1 | Page 2)


  1. anonymous said

    December 18, 2014 @ 11:54 am

    Those were good times before the advent of the jealous two faced Goldsteins especially the one that struggled with 2lbs of bologna

  2. Anonymous said

    December 18, 2014 @ 2:07 pm

    At #65, it seems that Seiken sucked as an eater even back then. One would think after getting rejected by the Glutton Bowl when they were taking bums off the street, he wouldn’t have wasted the last 15 years making a jack ass of himself with his puny capacity and 11 hotdog personal best.

  3. anonymous said

    December 18, 2014 @ 2:26 pm

    You failed to mention that Seiken was moved up to #30 in Oct 2002 moving up 35 spots after he won pickle contest . 2yrs later he moved up another 15 spots to #15 in the rankings. Where were you in the rankings ? 9 hot dogs in 2003 1 lb of bologna in 2004 wasted practices of hot dogs with mommy and a personal best of 17 hdb with fabricated totals of 25 or more. You couldnt even do the deuce you loser

  4. Anonymous said

    December 18, 2014 @ 2:45 pm

    LMFAO. #30 in 2002 still spells loser. Winning a bullshit pickle contest by a fraction of a pickle stem can happen by fluke to even the worst of eaters once in a lifetime. Seems like those wasted hotdog practices resulted in making it to the final table 5 times where as Seiken can only dream about it or hope and beg for a pity bye. Keep juicing those roaches and practicing in the park, maybe you’ll hit an even dozen next year if you drooping eyelid fat doesn’t get in the way.

  5. anonymous said

    December 18, 2014 @ 3:46 pm

    Joe Menchetti is also ranked at 23; he is ranked 7 in APE.

  6. anonymous said

    December 18, 2014 @ 4:33 pm

    Seiken was ranked #15 when there were 14 members in MLE

  7. anonymous said

    December 18, 2014 @ 4:53 pm

    During your entire career you couldn’t even beat your mentor Ed jarvis in his declining years but even Seiken was able to catch him in jarvis rookie year

  8. anonymous said

    December 18, 2014 @ 7:27 pm

    And what did you amount to you ignorant piece of shit?

  9. anonymous said

    December 18, 2014 @ 7:32 pm

    Never deserved a respectable ranking ? Thats why at one time he was ranked 15 and your ass was tossed and the only way you crave attention is through your no talent boring youtuube videos

  10. Johnny the Freak said

    December 18, 2014 @ 7:59 pm

    Even my picks are more interesting than this banter.

  11. anonymous said

    December 18, 2014 @ 9:41 pm

    Has anyone notice thst seiken name is deliberately ignored in their Twitter updates mention old school eaters ..They do that deliberately to see if it hits a nerve. Some of the names like sonny manzi could care less if hes mention or not. Lets forget Seiken for a moment and focus on better eaters who were dismissed from the organization like boone and bertoletti but because those names were stricken from mle tablets, those names can never get mentioned within confine of their organization

  12. anonymous said

    December 19, 2014 @ 2:37 am

    941 who cares the small circle of morons that flock to MLE twitter are roughly the same amt that flock to

  13. Anonymous said

    December 19, 2014 @ 8:49 am

    I want to hear Seiken’s new Christmas album, “All alone for the Holidays.”

  14. Anonymous said

    December 19, 2014 @ 9:42 am

    Great idea for the cover of the album. Seiken wears a santa hat with his bloated face stuffed with hotdog debris and tears in his eyes from a another failed hotdog practice, and the words Seasons Greetings spelled out in roaches on his wall.

  15. anonymous said

    December 19, 2014 @ 9:58 am

    I hear new Xmas movie coming out midget and miss piggy LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Goldshit attempts another hot dog practice with mommy amd a santa hat on but fails to do the deuce and throws a temper tantrum

  16. anonymous said

    December 19, 2014 @ 9:59 am

  17. anonymous said

    December 19, 2014 @ 10:56 am

    what about that that other classic “Roaches roasting in a dumpster fire”

  18. Anonymous said

    December 19, 2014 @ 11:14 am

    and who can forget the timeless holiday classics like…. Silent Mold… Little Dumpster Boy…..Stink the Halls……Smellkin the big nosed hobo…. and I’m dreaming of a clean apt.

  19. Anonymous said

    December 19, 2014 @ 11:21 am

    almost forgot….. Come oh ye filthy….

  20. anonymous said

    December 19, 2014 @ 1:02 pm

    Ha ha midget and miss piggy good one

  21. Grinch said

    December 19, 2014 @ 3:25 pm

    Let us not forget “eye fat and eggnog” plus the classic “hair charring on an open fire.” Let’s not forget to leave roach droppings and coconut milk by the Xmas manorah for Santa Shea.

  22. anonymous said

    December 19, 2014 @ 8:20 pm

    I wonder if he will kiss his roaches under the mildew toe.

  23. anonymous said

    December 20, 2014 @ 12:33 am

    Nobody but you is laughing at your pathetic attempt at humor you rug wearing midget. Not only are they not laughing with you but they pity you mote than anything. Maybe santa will grant your wish and put a few bags of cockroaches in your smelly stocking so you could stick them up your ass while you jerk off that microscopic penis of yours

  24. anonymous said

    December 20, 2014 @ 11:05 am

    Krazy Kevin is divorced from what i heard

  25. Anonymous said

    December 20, 2014 @ 11:40 am

    Brian Seiken has seen Allen Goldstein naked? Knew it.

  26. Johnny the Freak said

    December 20, 2014 @ 11:51 am

    Reviewing my weekly NFL bets is better than listening to this unhappy horse manure, so here goes. I’m playing with won money now, not my own, so I feel little pressure.

    Saturday, Dec 20
    1. Eagles -8 over Redskins for $750
    2. 49ers -1 over Chargers for $750

    Sunday, Dec 21
    1. Vikes +7 over Dolphins for $750
    2. Steelers -3 over KC for $750
    3. Ravens -6 over Texans $1,000 (Best Bet)
    4. Colts +3 over Cowboys $750

  27. anonymous said

    December 20, 2014 @ 12:55 pm

    This is not a sports betting forum Nobody gives a shit about your picks because we know damn well you prob put 5 bucks on the games or more than likely none at all Get lost asshole

  28. Johnny the Freak said

    December 20, 2014 @ 1:52 pm

    Ha!! Ha!!

  29. Vegas Vic said

    December 21, 2014 @ 3:26 pm

    0-2 on Saturday and your best bet is the worst bet today so far. Can we save this forum for competitive eating please.

  30. Johnny the Freak said

    December 21, 2014 @ 4:34 pm

    1. Yes, this is not a good day for me. However, I’m still up for the year.
    2. If you think the comments previous to mine are related to competitive eating, then you are either blind or ignorant, or both!

  31. Johnny the Freak said

    December 21, 2014 @ 4:36 pm

    And, since you brought it up, “Vic”, I put $2,000 on the Colts +3 over Dallas.
    Now, if you would like this “forum” to revert to competitive eating, keep your mouth shut.

  32. Vegas Vic said

    December 21, 2014 @ 4:49 pm

    You’re going to this game as well you “freak”in loser. Go away. Find a sports betting forum to lay your foolish wagers. The only thing you are right about is the prior childish comments.

  33. Vegas Vic said

    December 21, 2014 @ 4:49 pm

    excuse me, going to lose this game

  34. anonymous said

    December 21, 2014 @ 8:49 pm

    proof again the geek has no idea what he is talking about

  35. anonymous said

    December 21, 2014 @ 11:10 pm

    The geek is not the freak and i agree with Vegas Vic even though we all know he is David Goldstein

  36. anonymous said

    December 21, 2014 @ 11:12 pm

    Johny the freak you are a moron and a loser I doubt you even put 2 cents on the game

  37. anonymous said

    December 21, 2014 @ 11:13 pm

    That magazine the gurgitator lasted 2or 3 issues and that was it. Never once was Seiken name mentioned in that tabloid that went nowhere oink oink oink its good to be sick

  38. anonymous said

    December 21, 2014 @ 11:47 pm

    I hear Seiken played in the $1675 WSOP buy in main event at Harrahs in AC and got his ass handed to him big time against the pros. Busted out after 3 hrs on friday. 20 thousand chips down the toilet Id like to see US Male have the balls to play that one

  39. anonymous said

    December 22, 2014 @ 6:36 am

    US Male has played in big tournaments before and even cashed in one. Don’t be sure of yourself you dope.
    FYI: Goldstein is not Vegas Vic. Sorry to ruin your losing streak.

  40. anonymous said

    December 22, 2014 @ 10:12 am

    Im not saying he never won a tournament just saying i doubt he competed in a WSOP event with buy in of $1000 or more. When you say he won tournaments were those $5 online tournaments? LOL Very hard to cash in on live tournament so i would say thats a pretty outstanding achievement I hear Mr Seiken ran into a poker legend Mike Dentale from Brooklyn. Very jersey shore very loud very unbashful and will let you know if you made a dumb move at the table that might cost him some chips. He took it easy on Mr Seiken because they reside from the same neighborhood At present he is the chip leader for the Harrahs event with 1,600,000 chips in the final table . I would say in 2yrs or so Mr Seiken will be listed in the hendon mob poker database . If you dont know what that is look it up Your earnings have to exceed six figures or high fives at worst. Joey Chestnut paltry earnings of $59k this year will be a drop in the bucket compared to what Seiken will make in the future. Some of the snotty high ranked eaters will be looiking up to the beautiful one soon instead of looking down on him. Matter fact Seiken probably wont need competitive eating as most of them will look like kids in a neat eating contest compared to the big shots he will be rubbing elbows with . In closing MLE will come to him instead of the other way arouind. And BTW contrary to popular belief this is not Seiken just a friend

  41. Anonymous said

    December 22, 2014 @ 12:17 pm

    Yeah sometimes the only thing people have are their dreams which don’t mean shit to anyone. So what he might make money at stupid poker all 100 percent of the people who dislike him will continue to dislike him.

  42. anonymous said

    December 22, 2014 @ 2:02 pm

    I guess in your mind competitive eating is not stupid but poker is? pathetic dumbass

  43. anonymous said

    December 22, 2014 @ 5:20 pm

    Seiken needs a poker nick name. Amarillo Stink, Phil Smellmuth.

  44. Anonymous said

    December 22, 2014 @ 7:12 pm

    Did u read on sickens horrendous website about an eater giving up all her winnings to this deranged fool over some made up nonsense to try to score money he didn’t earn. Shame on you Brain.

  45. anonymous said

    December 22, 2014 @ 11:18 pm

    Seiken talking about himself winning big poker stakes is like any male talking about there big schlong. Usually when they talk about it, it ain’t true. Comprende?

  46. anonymous said

    December 23, 2014 @ 2:37 am

    Whoever it is thats posting all this crap about Seiken and poker must have a good time fooling everyone. Seiken hasn’t played a hand of poker in his entire life.

  47. two faced said

    December 23, 2014 @ 5:02 am

    Funny how at one time you loved his site but now that you hate him his site is horrendous. What a two faced ass you truly are

  48. anonymous said

    December 23, 2014 @ 10:17 am

    Do you know who the two faced god is? Yep, Janus. Fact

  49. anonymous said

    December 23, 2014 @ 11:47 am

    Forgot about backstabber Janus.
    Fact: As BB was set to take the stage at Biloix MS for an Elvis performance Janus told BB hes does a great Elvis and good luck 1 minute later ioverheard telling the female sponsor how can you let this guy on stage embarrass the legacy of a legendary performer . ? Who overheard this and reporeted back to BB several days later ? The faithrul Notorious B.O.B .a man that never lies

  50. anonymous said

    December 23, 2014 @ 11:52 am

    Seiken enjoys watching poker after dark and WSOP on ESPN but has never played the game and has no intention of doing so. Whoever is posting this shit is a pot stirrer and a moron. To sit at a tournament table for 3 days with less than 1% of cashing in a dime unless your skills are flawless is not only dumb but a total waste of time.

  51. anonymous said

    December 23, 2014 @ 1:42 pm

    Sicken site i love it LOL LOL Its funny from 2004-2008 very few made negative comments about Seiken on here or anywhere else except for Chapman O Karma and Bubba with derogatory comments about his hair and eating ability. One of those names wouldnt dare bring hygiene into the forum cause he stunk like shit himself

  52. anonymous said

    December 23, 2014 @ 6:28 pm

    This site is better than poker . Everyone bluff everyone else . This isnt Goldstein this isn’t Seiken. LOL

  53. anonymous said

    December 25, 2014 @ 12:56 pm

    Speaking of poker and this might apply more to Vegas residents, WSOP is holding a $5 million dollar tournament with a $565 buy in the cheapest buy in for a purse of that magnitude Starts in May 2015 This is your big chance to rub elbows with the greats and the prize structure gives hundreds or maybe thousands a piece of the pie if not the whole pie.

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